Chapter 51 – Recruitment – 3 [Friend Appearance]
What is he trying to say
“What are you talking about?”
“No.. Well.. Even if you don’t look for them like this, there are pretty kids.”
“Who are you talking about?”
“Uh, there are a lot of kids like those who appear on TV or something.”
No way to talk like this.
“There is an order to everything.”
“What order?”
“If you want to eat people who are about the size of a celebrity, the control scale must be at least the entire country. Or shouldn’t it be world-class?”
“It’s like that.”
“What am I testing right now? It’s only OO. The population is less than 1 million.”
“Well, it’s a big city, but it’s good enough.”
“It’s not that important, it’s just that we’re doing a wide area control test. You have to check to see if this works before you eat them.”
“Ah, yes.”
“And if you’re already aiming for those top-class kids, it becomes boring. In the game I was playing, I put 10 damage each, and suddenly it was possible to fix it with a cheat, so I put 1 billion damage each. It’s the final boss one kill. Will it be fun then?”
“…No, no.”
“It’s not like I haven’t thought of anything like that. I’ll eat them someday too. I might try to make a woman who adores dozens or even millions of people want to suck my dick.”
“Kyaa, fuck.. Just thinking about it makes me sick.”
“As I said yesterday, it’s been less than two weeks since I got this. Right now, I just roll my head to try to do it alone, and try to use my abilities, and this in itself is fun. Because we plan to enjoy it slowly and sequentially.”
“Yeah.. Well, I got it. I was just talking.”
A slightly embarrassed A. Whoa, you’re the only one who says that.
“But.. I can’t promise anything else.. I’ll promise you one thing that isn’t a big deal.”
“..? What?”
“I’ll make sure to call you when I eat the kids on TV.”
“…I love you, you bastard.”
Yeah yeah, don’t hug me violently. Because it sucks.
“Now then, let’s create the second document.”
“? What is the second?”
“What is it? It’s an interview document.”
“… Ah, is it like a resume?”
“That’s right.”
Answer while opening a document program.
“I will trust you and entrust you with one task.”
“Day? What happened?”
“The paperwork and organizing work of this recruitment day.”
“Oh.. Am I sorting out the children’s information?”
Rather than being somewhat reluctant, rather excited A.
“Why do you look so excited when you’re making me work?”
“When are you going to do something like this again? They aren’t the ones you could give me in the first place.”
“Yes. There is a high probability that the kids here will do that.”
“Fuck.. Then of course, fuck hard! Meticulously! I’ll do it!”
As I listened to A’s confident determination, the alarm went off and my phone buzzed and trembled. Using the vibration as a signal, A and I met eyes, nodded, sighed lightly, and raised the internet window that had been lowered again.
And what caught my eye was the number over 8,000 written to the right of the item that seemed to be a response without having to press refresh.
Yeah, this is exactly what I expected. The mind was comforting, but the body was at a loss for words as it stopped breathing for a moment. And once again, our eyes met A, and this time, no matter who came first, we shared a passionate embrace of victory.
“Ha, fuck… Fuck fuck fuck…”
“Oh, come on, wait a minute. I need to check other things.”
I calmed my excitement for a while and slowly checked the other questionnaires. 7,000, 8,000, 8,000, what the heck, this is over 10,000. Most of them are numbers close to 8,000.
The number of 80,000 if you average out almost 10. Is it real..? Is this real..?
“Hey.. Fuck.. I can’t believe it even after seeing it.”
“I can’t believe it more than when I used my fucking first ability.”
That I could control all these people all at once? So easily? At that moment, I was once again admiring the fear of the dream window.
“…Hey, I’ll sort it out.”
“…Uh? Uh, yes.”
Since I’m blanking out for a while, A brings up the story first. As he moves away in a bewildered mood, A checks the questionnaire once. And quickly opens Excel. Excel is also good to organize tens of thousands of items from 10 surveys.
I pasted the contents of the survey once, and then, as if I got a sense, I paste the rest. Then, after using something like a function, he proceeds to organize it. I didn’t know, but this bastard is good at Excel. If it were me, I’d be busy looking for functions. The guy who was tidying up the items said to me while snapping his fingers.
“Hey, I’m done.”
“… That’s fucking fast. I think we can see each other often in the future.”
“About this piece of data.”
“This is not simple data.. It is dict data.”
“…? Dick data? Isn’t it big data?”
“No, the two are different. It’s not big, it’s dick data dude.”
What are you talking about? A, who had been frowning while doing so, burst into a fucking absurd laugh as if he finally understood.
Hahadict data crazy hahawho built that.”
I know. Who would have
“So who is number one?”
“Oh, wait a minute. Uh.. Look, it’s these guys. Ahyoung Lee? Who is he? Do you know someone?”
“No? I’m hearing it for the first time Even if it’s famous in the first place, there’s no way a guy like me will hear about it. It may not be our school.”
“Wow, but over 5,000 votes? Are you crazy?”
“But does 5,000 votes count for first place? Hey, people have different tastes.”
Or is the information you know different?
“Anyway, everything was sorted out, what now?”
“Well, first of all, organize the top 50 contacts.”
“Okay, do it soon.”
I opened another Excel window next to it, split the screen in half, and moved it. Hey, I think I did a damn good job talking to him, but suddenly I see a familiar name.
“Oh, wait a minute.”
“Why?”
“Wasn’t Yunjin Lim just there?”
“Uh? Why, do you know me?”
“… He was the one who was living with me until just now.”
“…Ah!”
Only then did he think he remembered A. Wow, is this guy that famous? A huge number of votes over 2,000 votes. Looking at the rankings, I think they are still in the top 10.
“Well, she was pretty, pretty.”
“Hmm.. Hey, leave out this one.”
“That’s it. It’s easy.”
Work that had been stopped for a while started to move quickly again. Maybe it’s because they’re at the top, so it doesn’t seem too difficult because there are a lot of people with contact information. Fortunately, there seems to be no one with the same name.
“… Done. Done.”
“Only 50 people?”
“Uh, 50 people besides Yunjin.”
“Okay, good dog.”
“What about all of this?”
“Don’t turn it off, pig. You have to look at the picture.”
“Oh, that’s right.”
First of all, I hand my cell phone to A.
“Hey, I’ll look at their photos and put them in groups for easy control. In the meantime, do you want to save their contact information on my phone?”
“What? 50 people? Aren’t you going crazy?”
“Or is there any better way?”
“… Ah! For a moment.”
That bastard goes into my contact settings and just touches this and that.
“What are you doing? Don’t touch anything strange.”
“You idiot, don’t you know how to sync your contacts?”
“… Ah! This kid is a genius.”
“I think you are an asshole.”
After searching a few times, I added the contacts in Excel to my account at once on a PC, and after fiddling with my cell phone a few times, 50 contacts were put in my cell phone right away.
“… That’s shit.”
“Can’t this be enough for sex?”
“Then, create a group chat later and upload photos of 50 people one by one.”
The first time I opened the accelerator and was about to look at the picture of Lee Ah-young, who won first place, suddenly A turned her head and said.
“Hey, wouldn’t it be better to start from the 50th place?”
“What is it, all of a sudden.”
“No, I think going up from the bottom would be more stimulating than going down after seeing a pretty girl in first place.”
“Hmm… That’s fine too. Do you have a lot of time?”
“Eh, I don’t have money or time?”
“It’s fucking cool. Let’s go from 50th.”
There is a link to the 50th place photo in A’s gaze looking at the monitor with a smile. I expected it, but of course it’s SNS. Just pleasantly turn on the Internet window and paste the SNS address, and the picture comes out right away. It’s a relief that it’s not private.
“What is this?”
A is the first to speak as if it is absurd.
“He’s in his 50s?”
Hey, is this more shocking than I thought?
A pretty girl like this is in her 50s?
“Fuck… This is more fucking awesome than I thought?”
“I know. I didn’t expect this either.”
“Hey, did you add it? Let’s move on quickly.”
“Now, wait a minute…”
When I make eye contact with her in her picture and open her dream window, it pops right out. Let’s see… The names match and the ages match. Then that’s right Create a new ‘OO city’ group and put it there.
“It goes right away.”
“Yes, you can float it in advance.”
“That’s fine too.”
I’ve seen several girls passing by, but most of them are SNS, the fact that there is not a big difference in the number of votes for the lower ranks, and the fact that they have such a good looks that you can’t help but cry as soon as you see them are common characteristics. .
However, the age distribution was not as biased as expected. Of course, even considering that the photos were edited to some extent, there were some women who were in their late 20s. It is a good phenomenon that there are also owners of voluptuous bodies who are not pushed by their looks.
However, contrary to what was initially expected, that the higher you slowly climb from the 50th place, the higher your appearance will be. Contrary to what was expected, it seems that the number of votes differed greatly due to the difference in taste or the number of friends, which can be seen as the difference between an insider and an insider. Women in the lower ranks were not pushed at all compared to those in the upper ranks. Rather, it’s different than the lower ranks..? Because I had a kid. Of course, when comparing each other to the end.
“Wow… But they’re all coming to you for an interview right now?”
A, who was constantly admiring each photo, asked.
“Yes. Ha, there’s a lot more to prepare for this than I thought.”
“Yes, I think I need to prepare my mind a little.”
“What are you talking about? Do you have any kids stuck in it?”
“Are all the kids here nice?”
My head is still a flower garden. Open the dream window of the girl floating on the screen, put it in the group, and talk.
“Hey, think carefully. Now boy.”
“Uh. Watching.”
“Doesn’t it feel like something innocent?”
“It’s fucking… Clean feeling.”
“But what if there are over 50 men she has been through right now?”
“… Omg. Fuck.”
A.
“She has a pretty face and is so popular that people around her pick her up. Men, of course, won’t let it go. But, that’s not what it should be.”
“Hey, wouldn’t it be better not to accept such children?”
“No, you have to gain experience. Wow.. A woman who has sex with a man like this is so loose. Something like this.”
“… Not very pleasant. Fuck.”
“But rather, it would be more fun than just going through a hard interview.”
It’s not fun if 50 people ask and answer the same question.
“Come to think of it, did you like that sister at her cafe?”
“It was dope. After she took it off, she must have exercised, her body elasticity is fucking .. And .. Fuck .. She was so damn happy ..”
“I wish there were more sisters like that.”
“..? What are you talking about You were here.”
“Uh? Did you?”
“Here you are. Where was it..”
A who turns on a picture after lowering the wheel. Looking closely… Oh, that’s right. That.. The name.. Looking at it next to it, oh right. Heo Min-joo.
“How did you know right away?”
“Then do you even forget the face of the person who took you away?”
“That’s right too.”
Hmm, Yunjin and this sister are the same. As expected, I think I know that I was a very lucky guy since it was my first time.
“Okay then, let’s continue. Not much left.”
“Okay, let’s finish quickly.”
“Hey, how about something to drink? I have a lot to do.”
“Do you have anything to drink?”
“No, deliver it. They even deliver coffee these days.”
“Wow.. That’s shit.. You’re not afraid to say what I thought was real money.”
“I’m a fucking rational merchant. Instead of making you feel happy, you only get a few thousand won. This is a crazy product that you can’t find anywhere else.”
“… Yeah, what. Let’s say that.”
“What are you going to drink?”
“My smoothie. Smoothie. Strawberries are good. Strawberries.”
“Why do you say that? Stop pretending to be cute.”
While opening the delivery app, I keep adding the dream window of women that A showed me to the group. It’s not that difficult to multitask by ordering two smoothies and putting in the dream window while paying the bills.
“Hey, this is the last one. First place.”
“Oh, are you number one?”
After completing the payment, you are now number 1. Okay, let’s see who’s face it is. I entered SNS with a pounding heart… What? What is this discomfort?
“… What is his picture?”
“I know. It’s pretty.. But what is this? Why are there so many concept photos?”
“… I feel something. For a moment.”
A who suddenly searches for a name in the search box. After searching, the search screen pops up..
“… What. Are you an idol?”
“As if. This is the first time I’ve heard of it, did you debut recently?”
“Before I was discharged, I knew all of them, but seeing as they didn’t know… It seems like they’re rookies.”
“Then what about him?”
“Catch it.”
Eventually, there will be 49 people.
“Then you added all 49?”
“Oh, these guys can control everything now.”
“Wow, but it took longer than I thought. It seems like it was done quickly.”
I know. Surprisingly, some time has passed.
“Now that you’ve added everything, what are you doing?” “Whatever, I have to continue filling out the second questionnaire I was doing earlier.”
“Ah.. That.”
No, let’s check the schedule first rather than making it.
“Hey, when are you free next week?”
“Me? I don’t have anything special to do next week, but… Huh? Will you hug me too?”
“Then, do I go through the 1:1 interview alone? It’s frustrating, you idiot.”
“… Aww, I’m a little touched.”
“You are playing very well.”
A, who grabbed her breasts and yelled at her, quickly returned to normal and asked.
“Hey, but how are you going to make that?”
“That’s obvious no matter what you ask.”
He smiles only in one direction and blows a rotten cow.
“Fucking naked.”
