Chapter 29 – Colleagues – 4 [Friends Appear]
“You crazy bastard. You said you didn’t do anything bad. I knew this was trash, but I didn’t know it was to that extent.”
“No, you bastard. It’s not like I ripped off people.”
“Then how did you get money from these fucking people? Did you do the male prostitute I mentioned earlier?”
“No, this bastard? Please listen.”
After calming down, I also took a sip and continued talking.
“How do I make money in the first place? Where should I go to the chaebols whose money is rotting and get a sponsor? I thought about doing it, but when I saw the fucking news these days, it was really beyond my imagination.”
“It’s not fucked up, damn it.”
“I gave up on that thought a long time ago because I was afraid that if I touched it, it would spark up at me. Then I thought about what to do. Come on, think about it. Korea’s population is over 50 million. But if everyone in my country gave me 100 won each, how much would it be? Five billion, right?”
“Yeah, whatever.”
“What should I do, I’m not good enough. Can’t you even count? Anyway, so what I thought was about money that people could spend without any burden. One thousand won? Five thousand won? Instead of a lot of people giving me this much, just making me feel a little better is a fucking win-win strategy! I had this thought. It feels good to spend money, but spending it on me makes it a little better.”
“That sounds plausible, but did you come from all over the country?”
“What the fuck is a parrot? Say that shit every time you need money? But it’s true that I went with that idea at first. A way to put money in a pot like a Salvation Army in a place where people fuck, take it to the bank and deposit it. But when I think about it, it is too inefficient.”
“Well, compared to Alba, isn’t it fucking heaven?”
“If you want to compare, adjust the scale a bit. What is Alba? Anyway, it’s like that with someone controlling it. The best thing is to plug it directly into my bank account.. While doing it ah! Can I get the fucking people to transfer money to me through internet banking or phone banking? He’s fucking genius I even heard this thought.”
“Does your head turn well that way?”
“I’m normally a dumb asshole. But up to that point, it was fucking good, but now, what’s the blockage again? I try to get an amount that is not burdensome from people, and then, for example, thousands of people transfer 1,000 won to me. Then, thousands of deposit details will appear. Then, isn’t that a little bit strange?”
“What’s so strange about it?”
“I’m trying to make the best picture possible so that I can finish it in one go. And what’s the catch, even if it’s 1,000 won, I don’t care if I choose people wrong and get 1,000 won from a person who makes a lot of money. “
“It’s garbage.”
“But you’re going to tie up at least thousands of people, so how do you find them one by one? Ha, damn that’s when his head started to hurt.”
“I am really tired. Roughly, there are a lot of people at our school, so how much do you want to spend per month?”
“I tried to play on a big scale. It’s a test to use your abilities a lot, and it’s also a base where you can do whatever you want. Anyway, I started organizing again. First, while thinking about how to receive the money, I thought that it was not all direct to me, but a few people gathered and walked there, and then one person walked the walk, and then walked in a multi-step manner like that, and finally, if only one person sent money to me to make it happen. I thought that this would be a very clean transfer. I’ll think about how to tie people together later.”
“Suddenly, several levels.”
“Because that seems like the best way. And second, those with some income. At least I like people who go to work, not those who spend pocket money. There’s a lot of money going out in the first place, so I wouldn’t even pay attention to it. And third. People who know how to set up automatic debit so that money can be withdrawn periodically. And last. It is best if they are grouped in one place to make it easier to set up in one place. I was fucking worried about these four things.”
“Where are the people who are satisfied with all that? Where did you go to the factory or company?”
“I thought about that too, but everyone is divided into different departments, and they were so mixed up during lunchtime that it seemed like it would take a few days as a matter of principle for me to designate them one by one and spend time separately. In addition, there are many people who do not have vacations or work outside.”
Squat. Oh, I have so many things to say because it’s the first time I’ve said what I’ve been thinking and acting alone.
“So you couldn’t find it?”
“I was almost on the verge of giving up, but damn. I thoughtlessly searched for it on the Internet and found a place that I thought would be amazing.”
“Where is it?”
“If you really hear it, ah! It will sound.”
“Oh fuck, so where is it?”
“… Training center.”
“What? Where?”
“A place where large corporations, public corporations, and civil servants are trained. Training center. I really hit my knee as soon as I remembered it.”
“There.. Uh… I didn’t take the training…”
“That’s pretty much it. A place where new or existing employees are trained after getting a job. So, where to educate. No, why don’t you come to this good place right away?”
“Please explain.”
“Now, listen carefully. What I was aiming for was a training center for new employees. First of all, since I got a job, I have a fixed income, and since the new recruits are young, I can easily transfer money, and I am concentrated in the training center for training, and when I receive training there, I form groups and receive training in groups, so when I collect money, I ask the leaders Send it, collect it, send it to me, and you’re done! Wow, the admiration came out when I really just remembered it.”
“Oh… That’s fine.”
“So I just put it into action. I’m not invited, but the training center isn’t that big, so if you just designate the entire training center, there’s no problem getting in and out. I got a guest pass or something like that. But the only fucking thing is that it’s spread all over the country, so I’ve been going around all over the country. Why were these things built in such a mountain valley?”
“How many times did you play in a day?”
“I think I went to more than ten places in one day. Every time I go, I was lucky enough to get educated there, so I got out really fast. Then, when it was late at night and I was tired, I just went to sleep in the girls’ room there. And go out in the morning.”
“Did you?”
“Wouldn’t you? The kids there are just wearing office look, but there are always pretty kids, maybe because there are a lot of people.”
“Ha… Oh… Fuck… But how much do you get paid for being so angry?”
“Money? I’ve been to dozens of places, and the guys at big conglomerates get 5,000 won a month, and the public servants get 3,000 won a month. I didn’t write down exactly how many, but roughly a few hundred a month would be light? Would it be in thousands? It seems likely.”
A’s mouth, which had approached the straw to drink the remaining drink, stopped and opened wide.
“…Fuck. I deserved it. Oh fuck, I bought sushi for no reason.”
“Who said scratch? Oh, I did something like that just in case. If one person collects all the money and keeps sending it, I don’t think it would be good for him to go back and forth with a large amount of money in his bank account, so I set it up so that people take turns sending it every month, and I made it a little pleasant every time I see the withdrawal text so that the money is worth it. Isn’t this enough?”
“…You bastard, you’re doing it more fucking seriously than I thought.”
“You have to be as serious as possible when it comes to money. So now I have a fixed income. Damn big money. It really won’t be a problem for me to indulge myself in luxury.”
“How are you going to save up so much money?”
“I am doing what I want to do. If you want to play, go, if you want to drink, eat. Drinking beer, drinking champagne, eating pork belly and eating Korean beef. When I go out to play, I sleep in a hotel instead of a pension, and you guys buy me something delicious. I have good MC skills, but I’m not a fucking sex machine, so I can’t do it all day, right? That’s why I built an ideal environment where I enjoy everything I enjoy to the fullest, work really hard when it’s sex, and relax fucking comfortably when I’m resting. That’s it. Uh, when we have sex, we do it in the suite.”
I talk a lot today. I sighed and drank again, but I had already finished drinking. Wow, it tastes so damn good.
“Now that I’m done with my story, you’re in the same boat now.”
“Uh? What a boat It’s not even to the level of hanging on a boat alone.”
“Oh, I don’t know. Take good care of your mouth If I get caught, I will not die alone, and I will say that you are one team.”
“Crazy. Why don’t you hang that on me?”
“I am worried now. I was afraid that if I said it, I would make a eunuch.”
“Fuck, you’re so fucking scary, you bastard. Oh, damn I imagined it.”
Food. Laughter emerges. Ha, I finally got rid of the emotions and thoughts that only I knew. I felt like a beggar because I had no one to talk to, but it’s nice to have one.
“So, are you done with what you want to say?”
“Oh, yes. It was fucking frustrating because there was no one to talk to about this. Isn’t that fucking training center especially awesome? Wow, even if I think about it, I think I did a damn good job?”
“Didn’t you just say it because you wanted to hear that it was cool?”
“…If you know, please do it, you bastard.”
“Oi, please be very sorry. Should I give you a round of applause? Clap clap clap.”
“Thank you, this chew.”
Ah! I have one more thing to say. I almost forgot.
“Hey, I have one more thing to tell you.”
“Oh, what are you talking about so much?”
“Uh, this is not an experience, but something to think about.”
“What are you worried about?”
“This is what I’m using most of the scope and control right now? But how far can I widen this range once? I was curious, so I really tried to expand it as much as possible. Do you know how far?”
“… Not all over the world, right?”
“It says ‘The whole world’, but I couldn’t do it because I was so fucking scared.”
“…What on the fucking scale is that big?”
That part really surprised me. While moving in a taxi, I was curious and tried it once.
“It can be all over the world, but of course it can be Korea. Wow, so I thought about this for Korean men. Legislation requiring women over C cups to expose more than 70% of their breasts unconditionally. Something like this.”
“You run for office. I will unconditionally take a picture.”
“But I was just thinking about it. I talked about exposure. What is exposure? You expose your skin on the street or in places where people go. But in general, what is the risk of exposure? If you get caught, you’ll be fucked.”
“Yes?”
“But now that I think about it, exposure like this is fucking dangerous. Isn’t it somehow?”
“Uh.. Well..? Is the sunlight strong?”
“No, you sick. That’s CCTV. There are so many fucking cameras right now. Let’s take an example. I could make this whole street a public display so people can rant about it without hesitation.”
“Oh.. Fuck.. After listening to it, I think I know roughly how to compose what I said earlier.”
“Yeah, well, that’s it. Anyway, if you make it, people here won’t have any problems. ‘Cause I’m gonna take care of everything But the important thing is, what do you think other people who are not controlled at all will see that video?”
“… It’s going to be crazy.”
“Yeah, that’s the most important thing right now. It’s not the eyes that see, there are too many cameras. Aren’t there few cars without a black box now?”
“Yes? Uh? Shit, wasn’t everything we did there earlier recorded?”
“No, it knows what I will show you when I go there, so I turned it off when I made a reservation.”
“Ah, is that so? I’m so damn happy.”
A, who was surprised and then sighed and wiped his heart. I wonder if I didn’t do that much.
“As expected, I think exposure to things that can be done by changing people’s perceptions cannot be omitted. When I think about those things, I hesitate a little.”
“Well, as long as we don’t change all the people in our country.”
“And what’s that? There are a lot of foreigners here, right? In fact, we need to change not just our country, but the whole world. The scale is too big.”
“That is also true. So, how is there a way?”
“I’m worried because I can’t find a way to do it. Honestly, how bad is it to sell on the street? But strangely, we are very picky about such things.”
“… It must be difficult unless you change all of that?”
“Okay. Right now, it seems dangerous and I can’t touch it because I’m scared, but I’ll do it someday. So, if you have any thoughts about this, please let me know anytime.”
Hmm. A. Resting his chin while thinking about it. I’m not looking forward to what comes to mind right now.
“So, I try to refrain from going outdoors as much as possible and set the standard for playing indoors. The interior is also a security room anyway, so I just need to control it.”
“If that’s the case, the CCTV there is also a video room with several fucking screens on TV? Shouldn’t it just be controlled there?”
“No, what I’m worried about is a personal camera like a black box rather than a CCTV. I’m controlling people, I can’t control machines. I don’t know when or how it will spread.”
“That too.”
Well, let’s think about exposure slowly. Exposure isn’t the only thing that matters.
“Ah, but as I experimented, I found one that was fucking good.”
“Uh? What?”
“Did I talk? When I manipulate him, can I inject information I know into him?”
“Oh, what is it? Are you hearing this for the first time?”
“Is that so? Anyway, if I know what that person doesn’t know, I can create and control items under the assumption that I know this. What I can inject is not only data like text, but also things like human faces. If I ask people here about your face and your name, they will be able to answer everything?”
“What.. It’s nice, but.. So?”
“But I know I know how to use it, but I haven’t really used it much. But while thinking about something else, I came up with a fucking brilliant idea.”
Cut off. Drink the remaining water and continue.
“Sometimes it came to my mind that if I want to hang out with girls, of course I have to find pretty and good-looking girls, but it’s very inefficient for me to go around the streets looking for them. Since I started using this, I’ve been looking for efficiency.”
“Wouldn’t it be nice to find it though?”
“Yeah, good luck finding something. Then, all of a sudden, I had this thought. Ha, fuck this, can’t someone find a girl for me and send it to me? Do.”
“Peek? Like those kids?”
“Oh, yes. Like those kids. But even if those kids come forward, will the pretty unnies follow?”
“Uh.. Well, isn’t it difficult without something to mix with liquor?”
“So I thought. Is there any way for them to select only the pretty sisters and send them to me? Then when I remembered the injection method, damn Eureka!”
“What a fucking Eureka. Please explain.”
“Now, in a word, that’s it. It makes these squeamish brats completely believable.”
“Uh? What, how? Are you wearing a suit?”
“Hey, you bastard. Why are thoughts so one-dimensional? Think about my abilities.”
A narrowing his eyebrows while thinking. Hmm, can we expect good things from him?
“Should I make women listen to the swear words..?”
“Yeah, it was fine until there. How do I do it, specify the range. Widely. Because it is activated under certain conditions, so that it does not affect ordinary people at all.”
“Oh, by designation. Next.”
“And make sure you remember all the faces of the puppies I planted. You don’t have to keep remembering anything, it’s a one-time thing so that you forget it after a certain amount of time or forget it when you go out of range.”
“Then now everyone will know about that bastard.”
“Yeah, that’s the point. And set it up What this pout says is very trustworthy, and if you follow it, good things will happen.”
“Ah, ah ah. I understand now.”
“Okay? And raises the eyes of these bizards. I will only go for the unnies who are pretty and have great bodies. So, if you see a girl who is pretty by her standard, you just go there and do this. Talking about where I am, there is something very interesting going on there. Well, that’s how it’s seduced.”
“Oh, is that fucking good?”
“I usually don’t look at it even if I don’t care, but since I’m under my control, I hear this so much that I want to go see it. That’s why she comes to me on her own feet.”
“You bastard logic master.”
“Don’t bullshit. Then I can just sit here in a cool place and drink coffee, then play when the pretty unnies come in. This is it.”
Clap clap clap Oh, I didn’t expect applause.
“Fuck. Are you crazy?”
“ㄱㅅㅅㅅ.”
“Wow… That’s fucking good… So when are you going to try it?”
The cafe door opens while ringing. Looking back, wow! An older sister with a hot body came into the cafe. And when she turned her head, her eyes were taken away by her older sister, and she opened her mouth in a stupid way, as if A realized only then. Look at me with a
“Now.”