Like AV – Stealing Man – 82

Chapter 82 – @13. Is the Flower of Fantasy an Oak?

It’s a little different from the typical Orc, but it’s true that it looks scary to anyone.

Huh? However, the face is not very different from my original face.
Except for the bigger nose and sharp fangs sticking out of the lips… Just me.

Ah!

I see. I used to look so scary.

I was heartbroken.

Okay.

Thanks. For letting me know myself

With a sad heart, I tore the cinematic card 〈 Urukmanistan 〉.

And I had a great experience that I could never have imagined.

If I knew I was going to end up like this, I would never have torn that cinematic card or anything, even if I didn’t know what the reward was.

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Hundreds of men were spending the afternoon sitting on the side of a hill rising out of the wild, endless wilderness.

All of them are big, muscle monsters with tanned, tanned skin and huge forearms that are thicker than the thighs of any man.

Muscles aren’t the only monsters. Their appearance is also enough to call them monsters.

Its height is one head taller than a human’s, a large bulbous nose, and canine teeth twice as long as those of a human’s, always sticking out of its mouth even when its mouth is closed.

So, they are all men of the Orc race.

And I, naturally placed among them, am no different from their appearance.

This is Urukmanistan, an area called the Plain of Orcs.

There were many orc tribes living here and there in Urkmanistan, where I had no idea how wide it was.

The name they call me is Temir Bas. An iron head in the words of the orcs.
So it seems to mean something like an ignorant person who knows nothing.

To hear that I am ignorant to the orcs. It was a little unfair, but in fact, looking back at the events of the past, I have nothing to say.

In this strange land, I am an ignorant who knows nothing.

Having landed in the middle of the orcs out of nowhere, isn’t it strange to know a little about the customs and natural environment of this place?

At least, the Orcs were very tolerant of their own people, so there was no problem in making a living.

If it weren’t for their custom of risking their lives hunting and taking all the loot to the village and dismantling it as if holding a festival and sharing it together, I would have continued to starve.

But why am I here?

When I used the cinematic card, I suddenly became an Orc, a naughty Orc in the Orc Village.

All the orcs in the village knew me, but I was all new to them, so I was very embarrassed at first.

Fortunately, I, no, the orc named Temir Vas didn’t get much attention, so few people paid attention to me.

And those few orcs who used to come up and talk to me faithfully answered the questions I asked.

Maybe Temirvas was originally a bit of a keut, and he doesn’t think it’s too strange to ask questions that he would have known if he had lived in this village for a long time.

Thanks to that, he was able to get in between the other Orcs without too much trouble.

The first emotion I felt was only tansa.

I thought that it would be possible to watch a movie or enjoy a more realistic movie just because it was a cinematic card.

But I didn’t know that he would send me to another world at all.

Of course, I don’t know if this is the real world or some kind of virtual reality.

Whatever it is, it is sure to be an incredibly immersive experience.

I don’t think any of them are fake.

Eating, seeing, listening, no matter how you look at it, there is nothing different from the real world.

Anyway, it’s okay to come and enjoy the realistic world.

However, as the days passed, I did nothing but chase after the orcs and just watch the hunt.

What I expected, like the costume card 〈 Orc 〉, conquering all the fantasy races is not happening at all.

So, conquer the elves, play rice cake with a nice elven woman, hunt some beasts and play rice cakes with a beast woman, catch a dragon and match a dragon…

Hmm…
Maybe I should achieve it on my own?

And to end the situation in this cinematic card, you have to fuck a woman of a different race…

Most of the experiences AV Master Card has given me so far have been like that.

So, isn’t it natural for me to think that way?

The following was a quest from the guide text.

– Use the given cards to create wonderful works.

Of course, the work would be an adult film, and if it was an adult film starring me as an orc, wouldn’t it be about insulting different races?

But that’s not a glitch.

First of all, the biggest thing is that I’m not familiar with the habits of these orcs. It’s difficult if I make a mistake while acting my own way.
Far from breaking the quest, he might end up in some kind of embarrassing situation.

So, for the time being, I decided to focus on getting used to life here.

One thing I’m worried about. I wonder if I can always get out of here and return to reality.

It’s already the third day.
So, I’m currently on an unauthorized absence from work.

Will I get fired?

Awesome. The salary is nothing to regret, but I liked the job.
Except for the team leader who has been mean to me a while ago, the place is completely flawless.

Ah. What can I do… It’s okay if it’s cut off. Anyway, that’s for later.

First of all, let’s just think about completing the quest and returning to reality.

So I decided to become one of the orcs.
There will be a way to solve the quest.

Orcs’ lives are very monotonous.

Like today, whether it’s a field, a mountain, or a lakeside, I spend my time looking for a place where the prey can pass, and when the prey appears, it rushes in droves.

Orcs don’t care what kind of opponent they are.

From snow rabbits barely the size of a fist to huge herds of hypatos the size of an elephant, the orcs rush at them recklessly.

Sometimes the prey is too heavy.
There are not a few cases where dozens of people rushed at them and most suffered serious injuries.

Then hundreds come running again.

Reckless?

Looking at the hunting scenes of the Orcs, other than that, it didn’t come to mind.

It is the same on this day.

Seeing the horde of Garganquia rushing in with the sound of the heavens and earth collapsing, the orcs got up from their seats, bent their necks, and swung their arms around to prepare for the hunt.

Garganquia is a type of flightless bird that looks like an ostrich.
However, they are very terrible predators, comparable in size to giraffes and no less ferocious than hyenas.

It looks like an ostrich only in appearance, but it is suitable if it is rather similar to a carnivorous dinosaur, a distant ancestor of ostriches.

If I had to compare it, would it feel like a Tyrannosaurus with a long neck and no front legs?

“Toupa!”
The largest of the orcs raised the ax and shouted loudly.

This guy’s name is Mangod, and he’s the head of the orcs gathered here.

“Toupa!”
Then, one by one, the surrounding orcs raised their weapons into the sky and shouted slogans.

A wave of Tufa! Spread like flames in an instant.
It was spectacular even for me, who was in the middle of the orcs.

“Toupa!”
For some reason, I also got up, stood up from my seat along with the orcs and shouted vigorously.

But my voice is louder than other guys’ voices.

I feel like my voice overwhelms the shouts of hundreds of orcs… I’m sure I’m mistaken?

Suddenly, numerous orcs looked at me.

The captain, Mangod, also looks at me. But somehow I feel like I’m upset… This must be an illusion, right?

“Toupa!”
However, the Orcs shouted several times louder than before.
What? Are you offended by my voice?

I was slightly scared. So this time I shouted along a little bit.

Then the orcs don’t pay attention to me.

I felt at ease.

The huge herd of ostriches that had been running from far away was now at a level where it was possible to distinguish one by one.

They also noticed the shouts of the orcs and changed the direction they were running.

Even to them, the group of orcs looked like a pile of delicious food.

Even then, I’m so excited! Toopa! The orcs who had been walking around shone in their eyes.

“Toupa~”
The outermost orc started running.

These guys have no chain of command or chain of command.

The battle begins with whoever is closest to Dakdol.

And then the next guy runs, and then the next guy runs after him.

In less than 5 minutes, all the orcs who filled the hill bravely ran towards the Garganquia group.

Now all that remains on the hill are dozens of young orcs.
Ah. There is also one adult orc.

It’s me

I am me No matter which world I go to, I never change.
The most important thing is always the safety of my body.

Like those ignorant orcs, he had no intention of holding an ax and jumping into a herd of dinosaurs.

He could afford to be treated as a stupid coward by other orcs.
Anyway, this isn’t really my life.

“Wow!”
“Kill!”
“Toupa!”
All the young orcs rise from their seats, excited to watch the grown-ups fight the giant ostriches for their lives.

He was looking forward to when he would be able to join that majestic rank.

What. To do so or not.

To be honest, I have no intention of stopping them even if they fail to overcome such expectations and jump into the hunt.

Neither are my children anyway.

The war is over.

It wasn’t hunting.
Anyone can see that it was a war, not a kind of hunting.

At least ten orc warriors disappeared into Garcanquia’s mouth, and another dozen orcs suffered serious injuries that seemed difficult to recover from.

Those who returned with an arm or a leg cut off and supported by a teammate looked a little downcast.

It’s to the point where the grass is dead.
No one is as desperate as one arm.

It turns out that even if these guys’ arms are cut off, they grow back over time.
What lizard is it?

Their regenerative power is almost at the level of lower animals.

Instead, the Orcs obtained twenty-six Gargantia as spoils.
Each of them weighed at least several tons, so for a group of Orcs, it seemed like they wouldn’t have to worry about food for at least a month.

After the hunt, I wandered around and joined the hunting grounds to help carry the game.
Well, in exchange for sharing the prey, you have to go through this much trouble.

A pack of orcs doesn’t mind sharing their game in the slightest.
Even a spectator like me was able to participate in the festival just by helping to carry it roughly.

Sometimes wandering orcs who have lost their group in the village blend in with these groups.
And it is said that the Orc tribe accepts them as brothers without asking for anything in return.
That seems to be a tradition.

It was impressive to me that he valued his siblings above all else.

The road back to the village with Gargantia was very exciting.

Each of the Orcs was proud of what achievements they had made in this hunt.

I just struggled with the heavy rope around my shoulder.

Returning to the village, a festival took place.

Although they were savage, they preferred to roast meat rather than eat it raw, so they gathered a lot of wood from somewhere, lit a fire, cut the body of a large bird into appropriate sizes, and each started to grill it on their own.

I also cut off a piece of leg meat and roasted it over an open fire.

Quite delicious.

No. There’s no salt, so why is it so delicious?
It is close to a delicacy that is hard to taste.

It seemed like he knew why the orcs risked their lives.

Haa… But maybe these guys really wear their hair as decorations, they always seem to know nothing but shut up and charge when they see their opponents.