Chapter 627 – Side Story 130) the Chaser(29)
130) The Chaser (29)
Sitting on a chair in front of the soup restaurant with my legs stretched out, I patted my stomach. My stomach was full of hot soup, so I didn’t want to move.
“Hmm… Didn’t you think you should have sent it just one more time instead of just sending it?”
The ship is full and the sun is warm. It was perfect to take a nap like this. But as I’ve said many times already, I’m a body that can’t sleep without a woman.
Last night she was able to sleep thanks to Yeonju Kim, but now that she has gone back to her house, she can’t sleep even if she wants to take a nap.
“Hmm… So what do we do now? Shall we just walk around?”
After Kim Yeon-ju passed away, there was nothing to do. There’s nothing like sex to kill time…
“Aaaaability I want to fucking power sex!”
“It’s a fucking surprise!”
“What is that bastard?”
When I screamed, people passing by looked at me strangely in surprise. The people who were eating at the soup restaurant also came out and looked around.
Oh! People’s eyes are on me! I’m not wearing a mask, so I’m shy!
“Don’t look at me! Don’t look at me! I’m shy! Shy, shy, shy!”
“Tsk tsk. What happened at such a young age…”
“Heo Woo-dae seems to be fine, but he seems to have a lot of headaches.”
As I covered my face and hit it, people looked at me with pitiful eyes. I got more attention…!
“It’s embarrassing! I’m going crazy with shame! Aaaaah!
I couldn’t sit still because of the constant stares at me. Grabbing my head, I screamed and ran away from the soup restaurant.
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“…So you came into my house screaming?”
“Yes subordinate!”
“…”
Red Town’s No. 1 subordinate, [Fire Goblin] Park Jang-dae looked at me with the eyes of ‘Where on earth did such a crazy bastard appear?’
You shouldn’t make fun of a real idiot by calling him an idiot. Then the real fool gets angry.
Therefore, since I am not a crazy bastard, I did not get angry at Park Jang-dae’s disrespectful gaze.
“Poke the eye!”
“Ahhhhh, what is this crazy !!!!
“I’m not angry. I just didn’t like that disrespectful look!”
Striking Park Jang-dae’s eyes, I folded my arms and said confidently. Like I just said, I didn’t get angry at all. It’s just that the eyes looking at me were so disrespectful that it stung me.
“Oh why are you so noisy…”
At that time, the tightly closed door opened and Park Jang-joong, the [Ice Goblin], Came out wearing only one pair of underwear. I must have woken up from my brother’s scream, his head was in a magpie house and his face was swollen.
“Poke the eye!”
“… Ahhhhh!
I stabbed Park Jang-joong in the eye as he came out of the living room as dirty as a pig pen. I said to Park Jang-joong, who was rolling on the floor with his arms folded and his eyes closed.
“The sin of daring to dirty the boss’s eyes!
“What bullshit you crazy bastard!!!! Aooooo!!!!!”
Park Jang-joong dared to put on only one pair of underwear and committed a mortal sin that would make me angry and dirty my eyes. Even Satan committed such a terrible sin that he said, ‘Oh, this is a bit…’.
“Brothers came out… Huh? Why is everyone doing that?”
“Poke the eye!”
“Ughyayagyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyar?!
Last time I went to the convenience store, I bought a bunch of instant food and came back [Lightning Goblin], And stabbed Park So-so in the eye.
Again, I crossed my arms and told him the crime he had committed.
“You just!”
Park So-so just stabbed him.
Anyway, the three goblins rolled on the floor in the same pose.
“Aaaaagh!”
“Kuaaaaa!”
“Ki-yi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i!”
“Comfort-“
Seeing this made her feel at peace.
“Hey. But what do you guys do to make money?”
He asked the three brothers who were rolling on the floor. Then Park Jang-dae, who rubbed his reddened eyes and stood up from his seat, grumbled.
“What the fuck do you make money by stabbing people in the eyes… Are you really human?”
“I’m not a human, but a giant of chaos?”
“What? What bullshit? What giant? Yeah fuck boss, your dick is fucking confusing. Fuck a giant dick.”
“It’s very disrespectful to say to the captain, but I’m generous, so I’ll let it go.”
“Fuck.”
I cursed at him for feeling bad, but since I didn’t get any blows, the goon pole crumpled his face. The already ugly face became fucking ugly.
I’m not the one who would be offended by such a lame curse. If you want to make me feel bad, you should at least wear only underwear like the second one.
But really just do it. At that time, I will pluck out the eyes instead of poking them out.
Anyway, Park Jang-dae, who was sitting in the seat, said with a sullen face.
“What are you doing to make money. Of course I’ll bring it.”
“Bring it? Where?”
“There’s a lot to bring. Banks or rich people’s houses. If you’re lucky, they’ll even rob seven motherfuckin’ secret safes.”
“Wow, these bad bastards. You mean living by stealing?”
“… Aren’t you the worse bastard who pokes your eyes out?”
“Yeah. No. Anyway, it’ll be fun. Come with me.”
“… What?”
As if my proposal to steal together was unexpected, Park Pole tilted his head.
‘I want to poke the eye one more time.’
Looking at the head tilting head pole, the desire to poke those red eyes just one more time welled up. Is the dark boy tilting his head?
“You’re going to steal too? Why?”
“Why? It’s because I’m bored.”
“…Was this really crazy? He steals because he’s bored?”
“Oh, what’s so important about the reason? The important thing is that you’re going to steal. There’s not much difference between you and me, right?”
“That’s true, but… Is this right? But are you preparing?”
“Ready? Ready for what?”
“…”
As I tilted my head, Park Jang-dae crumpled his face this time.
What is that kid Could it be that you felt bad after seeing the boss’s cute head tilt!? Weird? All my girls said they were cute (never)?
I woke up the muscles of my whole body as if I was going to poke my eyes out. The moment he reaches out to poke my eye, I’ll poke Park Jang-dae’s eye first.
Hit first before you get hit!
Seonppang must-win is a winning method that has been handed down since ancient times.
But Park Jang-dae did not stretch out his hand. The guy with his face crumpled was annoyed at me.
“Did you forget why we decided to be your men?”
“Huh? Ah… Did you mean that preparation? What else am I saying?”
The reason Park Jang-dae and other goblin brothers became my subordinates was because they said they would help me fight against the strong men of the seven families that rule Red Town. They revere strength and loved fighting to the death.
“Don’t worry. The stage you want will be ready in 19 days, since it’s been 20 days, no.”
“Who are you going to fight?”
“The Yellow Family.”
“… The Yellow family. Hehe. The target is certain.”
“Heh heh heh heh.”
“Heh heh heh heh.”
The goblin brothers shed the same laugh at the word Hwang (黃) family. The Hwang family was one of the seven families, and of course it was the Yongdamhohyeol lined with strong men.
“What’s your plan? You’re not thinking of going blindly into the Huang family?”
“Huh? A plan?”
At Park Jang-dae’s question, I tilted my head again.
“Why do you need that? You’re just going to attack?”
“””…”””
The three brothers, who were laughing imagining the battle with the Huang family, were serious at the same time. And he looked at me like a crazy kid.
Whoa, eyes! Gotta stab your eyes! What a disrespectful look! It must be gaze-raping me! Aaaaagh! The goblins are shooting rape beams!
“Hey you crazy bastard! You’re just going in?! What’s the plan?!”
“If that was the case, we wouldn’t have been your men in the first place!”
“Fuck, we can just attack the Huang family!”
“…”
Seeing the vehemently protesting masses, I suddenly thought of Intercession in the Dark City. If he had been our mediator, he would have cheered me on to have a good trip even if I said I was going to invade the Hero Association!
Bastards called subordinates have no faith in the boss at all.
“Come to think of it, I’m curious? Hey, you guys want to fight so much with strong psychics, but why didn’t you invade the seven families? You can fight to your heart’s content there, right?”
“Ha…”
Park Jang-dae sighed and opened his mouth.
“We enjoy fighting, but we’re not crazy people like you. If the three of us go in? Do you think they’ll fight you one-on-one?”
“Ah~ So you’re saying you don’t attack because you’re afraid you’ll lose? These bastards look like they’re something even a bear could chew on, so they just look scary!”
“… Bro. Let’s democratically vote for the dismissal of the captain.”
“This is an undemocratic Red Town, so your removal vote is overruled!”
“… Fuck.”
Park Jang-dae looked at me with a serious face.
“I have no intention of participating in such a reckless plan. If you want to give us the stage you promised, at least come up with a proper plan. Until then, we have no intention of following your words.”
“Hmm.”
Park Jang-dae is the older brother of the two younger brothers and the head of [Goblin], One of Red Town’s notorious villain organizations.
When that guy spoke with such a serious face, I couldn’t just follow him like a kid who was begging me to buy a toy.
Well, it was a natural reaction. It could cost you your life, but you can’t just follow me and attack the Huang family without any plans. After all, the lives of his brothers and sisters depended on it.
“All you need is a plan, right?”
“Yes.”
“Okay. I’ll prepare a plan within 19 days. But know this one thing.”
“What?”
“Even if you guys don’t follow me, I’ll attack the Huang family alone. Because I’m capable of doing that.”
“Surely you are the strongest psychic I’ve ever seen. But don’t be conceited. One hand can’t block ten hands.”
“If that one hand is a giant’s hand, it can block hundreds of human hands.”
“…”
“Anyway, see you guys later.”
After the conversation, I got up and went outside.
“Tsk. It’s annoying.”
Coming out, I clicked my tongue. I was bored, so I just came, but something bothering me happened again.
Just ‘War! Right! The guys who thought they would follow me shouting ‘Absolute war!’ Were not as ignorant as I thought.
“Since ancient times, no plan is the best plan.”
You never know when and where variables will pop up. However, if you are tied to a plan, you cannot flexibly deal with the variable.
And I have the power to make an operation succeed even without a plan. And that power gets stronger after the 19th.
If I don’t come up with a plan to persuade the Jung Dokkaebi, I’ll just have to attack the Hwang family by myself.
“I’m going to go see Iren and Yurina.”
Shrugging my shoulders, I moved toward the Lee family where my lovely women were.
