Chapter 80 – #81 What Bullshit Is That?
#81 What bullshit is that?
“Ha… How long the hell do I have to stay here like this?”
[Curve Shot], A C-class hero belonging to the Hero Association, stared at the entrance of an ordinary company while smoking a cigarette.
Curve Shot was a new hero who had been a hero for less than 5 months, but he played a significant role in arresting the villain.
His superpower, like his hero name, is that when he throws an object, it bends and flies in the direction he wants, and many villains fall down without being able to properly cope with the attack of a curve shot flying from a square.
“I participated because I heard that I could make a big contribution… What is this?
While he was stuck here, he couldn’t help but feel sick to his stomach when he saw other class C-class heroes on the rise.
Wasn’t Aqua Girl in particular promoted to a B-class hero after 5 months of becoming a hero?
“It’s all because of that bitch Aquagirl. I’m sure she opened her crotch to everyone else to get me.”
Vulgar words came out of Curb Shot’s mouth.
Deep down, Curve Shot, who thought he was stronger and better than other C-class heroes, thought that the reason he was stuck here was because of Aqua Girl.
It was a really terrible delusion of damage.
“Oh, it’s frustrating.”
Curb Shot threw a burnt cigarette butt on the floor and scratched his face. But he wasn’t cool at all.
He was wearing a bast mask made by [Chameleon], A professional disguiser of the Hero Association, and he could hide his real face without having to wear a mask.
100% perfect camouflage is impossible, should we say 98% camouflage is slightly lacking?
If you look at it from a little distance, you won’t notice that it’s a bast mask, but if you look closely, you can tell that something is out of place.
“Why the hell would a villain come to a company like that?”
He was not given detailed information because Curb Shot was a surveillance agent. He’s just been ordered to a company in District 11 to keep an eye on the comings and goings of villains.
If I had known that this place was a company that financed the Shadow Killer, I would have focused on my monitoring mission with a more sincere attitude than now. It’s a huge contribution to helping catch the shadow killer.
“Who the fuck is the villain… Huh?”
Curb Shot, who was taking out a cigarette to chain smoke, found something and stiffened.
It was because a man with a large body, like a wrestler or bodyguard, wearing a mask with a picture of a skull on it, was entering the company he was monitoring.
Since he was a well-known villain, Curve Shot immediately recognized who the man was.
“Siss, steel armor!”
It was a curve shot, surprised by the appearance of the steel armor, but soon his face began to be colored with excitement.
“If I catch the steel armor…”
The C-class hero, Curve Shot, imagined catching the S-class villain, Steel Armor.
A C-class hero catching an S-class villain! He didn’t even know if he would skip the middle stage and become an S-class hero right away. Is he all there is? All citizens will cheer his name.
-Curve shot! Curve Shot!
-Dark City’s strongest hero!
-Kyaaaaa! I love you curve shot! Bring me!
“Heh, hehe…”
I was happy just imagining it.
Of course, catching an S-class villain won’t be easy. However, I was confident in my curve shot.
Didn’t many D-class and C-class villains have their own superpowers? In particular, the attack aiming at the blind spot and flying could not be stopped, even if it was an S-class villain.
“I’ll catch that bastard.”
If you see a villain entering the company, you must immediately report it to the Hero Association. However, even though he saw Steel Armor going into the company, he did not report the curve shot to the Association.
The imagination of the moment before had seized him with desire, and he had not made the right choice.
Click-! Gyeeing-!
Curb Shot took out a strange-looking mechanic from his bag and pressed the protruding button. Then electricity began to charge inside the mechanic.
It is a weapon that emits electricity that can knock out people when it is shocked.
For reference, the electric ball was developed by Sanctuary and was quite expensive.
Since a C-class hero’s salary can’t buy even 5 electric balls, he only uses this weapon for curve shots in really special cases. Usually, I used a baseball or a dagger to arrest the villain.
And now was a special case of using an electric ball.
“Go! Curve shot!”
When the charge was completed, Curve Shot did not hesitate to use the skill toward the steel armor and fired an electric ball.
The electric ball flew upward like a knuckle ball and landed right on top of the steel armor’s head.
Took-!
Pajijijijijik-!
“Turn it off?!”
“Done!”
The steel armor, unaware of the attack falling from above his head, was electrocuted by the electricity emitted from the electric ball. Curb Shot, who was watching him, clenched his fists.
No matter how S-class villain you are, you can’t move if you’re electrocuted…
“Oh what the fuck is it? What kind of lightning in the dry sky?”
“…?”
Curve Shot, who was about to run to Steel Armor, made a puzzled expression.
It was normal for the steel armor to fall, but it was because he was grumbling while looking up at the sky. I even scratched the top of my head that had been hit by an electric ball.
“Oh, it sucks. It’s all because of the Shadow Killer bastard. Ugh! Vengeful spirit MAX! Non-killing caution OFF! I’ve searched everything!”
“…”
Steel Armor muttered an incomprehensible word and soon entered the company lobby.
Aaaaa-!
Aaaaagh-!
Bang bang-!
It wasn’t long before people started screaming and running away with the sound of something breaking inside.
Curb Shot, who stared blankly at him, took out his cell phone.
“Yes, boss. Steel Armor just entered the company. Yes, yes, Steel Armor is right. Yes? Ayu~ Yes. I didn’t do anything, and as soon as I saw Steel Armor, I immediately contacted the team leader.”
The curve shot was reported to the senior hero as if nothing had happened.
*****
It was probably because everyone was out of work, so there were very few people who were watching over the company. At least there were security guards and night shift workers.
Perhaps for camouflage, there were no psychics in the lobby on the first floor. How do you know?
I feel sick to my stomach when I see supernatural powers, but now I feel light as if I just pooped.
“Kko, don’t move! If you move, I’ll shoot!”
“…”
An older security guard held me back with a gun pointed at me. He was terrified, and his hand holding the gun was shaking. But he did not give in to fear and withdraw from my presence.
“Put that gun down.”
“Hey, this is an ordinary company! There’s no such thing as money!”
“Her…”
Do you know that I do this for money? This is all because the Shadow Killer bastard sent me a big shit, no, a present, so I’m doing this in return.
However, there was no way that an ordinary security guard knew that fact.
“Mister, don’t you have any family at home? For your family’s sake, you have to be careful of the falling leaves. And I’m in a state of no-killing. If you keep blocking me like that, I might inevitably hurt you.”
“That can’t be!”
“How are you?”
Even if you mention your family, the security guards are immovable.
“Aren’t there any family members at home?”
“There is.”
“However?”
“Yeah, but! I’m a security guard here! I have to keep my employees safe and the property of the company!”
“Ohhhhh…!”
Oh my god!
It is said that even in a world full of darkness, a ray of light descends, and that there are still such honest people with such a strong work ethic!
Push this profit-!
Non-killing caution ON.
The fire that had been turned off was turned on again. If you kill someone like that, the bed will be disturbed.
“I’m so sorry for you, but I have to hit it all today. I can’t explain why … Anyway, any of the chews related to this company gave me a gift, so I have to return. “
“Yes?”
“Anyway, I don’t have any resentment towards you. So…”
Shedding my horse’s tail, I rushed at the guard.
“Ughhhhh!”
Bang bang bang-!
The guard reflexively shot. The bullet ricocheted without penetrating the suit.
At any chance, he could fight the Shadow Killer, so before coming here, he visited the elder Peter to get his suit repaired and a mask made of the same fabric as the suit.
At first, the old man Peter sighed when he saw me, but soon realized that I was serious and serious, unlike usual, and repaired the suit along with the mask without saying anything.
How ashamed I was when I bowed down to thank him. I told you not to come back, but giggling! I will visit again tomorrow at the earliest.
Anyway, I grabbed the security guard by the collar and dragged him inside the desk. Can’t you see it?
“Get some rest here. I’ll finish it soon and come back.”
“Yes?”
Bang-!
“Heeheeeee?!”
He hit the wall with his fist. The place I hit was right next to the security guard’s head. The guard uncle screamed.
“I knocked you out.”
“Yes?”
“I knocked you out. Got it? What did I do to you?”
“I-I said I fainted…”
“Okay. Then rest here.”
As it was, I left the security guard and turned around. As long as the non-killing principle is turned on, you can’t kill people, so you’ll break them all.
“Uh…”
I left the security guard staring blankly at me from behind and went upstairs.
*****
As I went up, layer by layer, I carefully smashed everything I could see. I split my computer or desk in half like a sorghum can and had snacks and coffee in the break room. Hmm! Caffeine Recharge!
Truly, I was the human bulldozer itself. If you get caught by me, everything will be pushed away! That’s why my men are so tight! How cleanly it was pushed that the fly slipped over the heads of the men!
-President’s Office-
I arrived at the president’s office before I knew it, and I slammed the door and went inside.
“Kyaaaaah
“Sah, save me!”
Upon entering, there was a middle-aged man with half-haired hair and a bulging belly and a sexy-looking woman. Apparently, the man was the boss and the woman was the secretary.
As long as the non-killing principle was on, you couldn’t harm people anyway… Huh?
“I-I have nothing! There is nothing here!”
“…”
The boss who said he had no money was familiar somewhere. What? Where did I see that man… Ah?
“Ah? How much?”
As I kept looking, I could quickly remember who this man was.
A few days ago, I was arrested by the police for teaching kids who were smoking in a park bathroom, and I was one of the kids’ parents.
“Her…”
They say the world is small, so how do we meet here? It was a very strange coincidence. Besides, that wasn’t the only thing I noticed.
‘That bastard?’
I didn’t miss the sticky liquid running down the secretary’s legs. Surprisingly, the president and secretary were kicking rice cakes in the president’s office until I arrived.
A man with a wife and a child is eating rice cakes with his secretary in the boss’s office without working until this hour?! Damn I envy you! I want to have a rice cake with the secretary in the boss’s office too!
Oh, this is not it.
“Hey, you bad boy.”
“Why, why are you doing that? I-I…”
“You have a grown-up child, and your wife is alive with both eyes open. Do you have sex with your secretary? Are you still the head of the family?”
“Uh-how…!”
“You’re like that, so your children are like that too!”
He approached the very embarrassed boss and punched him. If you exert all your strength, the boss could be killed with a single punch. Because the president was an ordinary citizen.
So I started beating the boss with only 10% of my strength.
“Kkeueek! Kkeuiik?!”
“With you! My! Connection! Link! This! I! Giving! Discipline!”
The sound of the pig being pulled echoed through the president’s office. Please receive my hawk of love, no, fist of love, and become a good father!
“Steel armor…”
As I was beating the boss so hard, I heard a cold voice from behind.
“Hmm? Oh-ho?”
Unable to withstand the fist of my love, I grabbed the fainting president by the collar and turned around to see a man wearing a hoodie and mask with drawings of teeth on it.
‘S-class?’
Is it because I became an S-class villain? Or is it because this is one of the Shadow Killer’s secret businesses?
The man who appeared alone was exuding an unusual aura. Judging by the uncomfortable feeling he was about to vomit, he was at least an S-class hero or a villain.
‘Which one?’
“Her…”
The man looked at me and laughed. And he murmured softly.
“The Shadow Killer who asked to come out didn’t come and the Steel Armor appeared… Should I call this unlucky or fortunate? Or… Are the two of them one?”
What bullshit is that?
