Chapter 57 – #58 No Killing Caution OFF
#58 Do not kill, OFF
Finding a new base for the Skull Head was easy. It was because he saw the memories of his first alter ego, Maktou, when he was massaging Yuna’s breasts, who had fallen asleep earlier.
When I went to the base like that, I saw a skeleton smoking a cigarette at the entrance. Smoking three cigarettes at the same time was not common forage. After all, life is hard every day!
“Huh? Boss? When did you go out?”
The prick who found me asked me with a puzzled face. This bastard is out I’m here for the first time today.
“I didn’t go out.”
“Yes?”
I left the still bewildered Kakppagi and went inside the building.
“Ooh? Are you in good shape?”
The building is fairly new and fairly clean. The white floor was so clean that it was hard to find a speck of dust. If someone I didn’t know came, I would think it was one of the common companies.
“Boss?”
“Weren’t you inside?”
Everyone I’ve met has been asking the same question. So I gave a good word to live and become bone and flesh for my dear subordinates.
“Shut up and sell a lot of drugs, you bald bastards. Half of the sales go to you, so why can’t you sell like this? My safe is empty. Run with your feet. In my time, there was no place where I didn’t go around to sell a bag of drugs, but these days they Eun… Tsk tsk. Besides, why are all of them wearing skull tattoos on their heads?”
“…”
“…”
Impressed by my advice, my subordinates looked at me with dumbfounded faces. Well, who could have said such a nice thing like me? If someone had said such a nice thing to me, I would have shed tears of emotion.
“Huh.”
“…”
“…”
But I, a well-mannered gentleman, moved away before my subordinates shed tears. Now the men will shed tears. Whoops! Cry all you want!
Bang-!
“This body descends!”
“Are you here?”
“Is the boss here!”
When I entered the boss’s room on the top floor, I was greeted by Maktou and Jungbo, who are currently leading the Skull Head instead of me.
Oh, but wasn’t I a taciturn villain concept? At some point, I forgot the concept. Damn! Keeping the concept is important!
“…I’ll be on my way then.”
“Okay.”
Jungbo, who looked at me and Maktou alternately with curious eyes, politely bowed his waist at 90 degrees and went outside. Are you curious? I’m curious too I’m definitely here, but there’s another me in front of me, so how can I not be amazed?
When the two of us were left alone, I sat across from Maktu.
“I heard you were robbed by dickheads?”
“Damn it! Why didn’t you tease me?”
When I brought up the story of being robbed by the villains, Mark Two burst into anger by hitting the handle of the sofa.
“What happened to being robbed by someone below level 7?”
“I’m also level 7. So, if you were going to entrust me with a tough job, give me that suit.
“Uh huh! Don’t take your eyes off it. This is a kind of symbol proving that I’m the real one. If you’re jealous, why not get a suit from Peter the Elder?”
“I’m busy with work here, so I don’t have time to visit.”
“Huh? Was it that much work?”
“… Well, since I handed over everything to the mediator, how can I know how the organization works?”
“Leave it to him too.
“Even if it’s a mid-boss, it’s expendable after all. I entrusted all the work to the mediator, but one day, if he suddenly dies, then how are you going to settle the chaotic organization?”
“It will work out somehow.”
“Tsk. That’s my body.”
Mark Tu clicked his tongue at my calm and weak appearance. Looking at him like that, I smiled and immediately straightened up and whispered to him.
“How did you find out?”
“First of all, it failed. I used up to three bugs, but there was no change.”
“Tsk. I only flew a wasteful insect.”
“So. I’m you and you’re me, but I think it’s because I’m an alter ego after all.
“So you kill the precious bugs again? Then the insect farm will be empty.”
“Anyway, heroes and villains are widely spread around here. If we put our mind to it, it’s not too late to collect flesh bugs from the farm, right? Besides, the bugs we have right now are low grade bugs, so just throw them away.”
“…”
Because I am myself, I speak quite well. In fact, it may have been that I took an idea out of my head and put it out of my mouth.
As you can guess from the conversation above, I entrusted a special mission when I sent Maktou along with the Intercessor.
It was to investigate the creation conditions of tattoos and what tattoos meant.
Giving orders was easy. You don’t need to contact us, just think about it. Then the alter ego takes care of itself, reading my thoughts and carrying out my commands.
The alter ego was a very convenient psychic power.
However, the investigation and experiment results were disappointing. Marktu tried killing three bugs on the farm, but to no avail.
“Are you going right away?”
“That’s right. You did an investigation before that, didn’t you?”
“What… Oh, that?”
“Yeah. Give it to me. I’m going to go pick one up and go to the farm right away.”
“I will take my revenge.”
“Then you have strong psychic powers. Since your psychic powers are weak, you go around getting beaten like that.”
“I don’t like it because it seems like I’m calling my brother after losing a fight.”
“Am I your brother? I am you.”
“Also, you are me. Here you are.”
Marktu took a folder from the desk and handed it to me. In the file, the location of the organization to which the Villain Special Forces, which ambush Mark-Two, belonged, was written.
“Then I go.”
“OK.”
I waved at Marktu and came out. Where should I come to see the faces of those who injured my alter ego?
*****
“Uhhhhh!”
“Monster, monster!”
“Steel Armor! Steel Armor appeared!”
Criminal bastards who looked tough enough to make even the crying kids stop suddenly started to run away when I appeared in a panic.
I didn’t bother chasing the runaways.
How to talk to the villain with the goodbye shooting method. Therefore, those guys who ran away were not villains.
When I entered the building with bullets between my fingers, I saw dozens of people standing in a row, glaring at me with ferocious eyes.
At the head of them stood a tall man of slightly over 2m. Oh my gosh! He is bigger than me because of how hard he worked out.
Tsuba If that’s enough, I’ll hit 3 to 1000 lightly, right?
“Keuk keuk! Steel armor. After being attacked by us, he ran away and then showed up again like this. This time, he really wanted to die, so he came to see us, right?”
A man who strangely resembled a crocodile laughed at me. That’s not me, it’s my alter ego. I couldn’t tell you this, so I felt unfair.
“Is that so? It’s a bit different from what I remember. I remember that several B-class villains came in droves to catch me, threw a joke party, and then ran away.”
“Heung! Did you hurt your head then? You say all sorts of crazy things.”
“Well… That’s it. After a while, you’ll be able to see if my memory is correct, or if yours is correct. More than that, [Crocodile].”
“What?”
A man resembling a crocodile, [Crocodile], Gave me a chin. FYI, that kid doesn’t know how to handle sand.
The guy’s ability was transformation, the ability to change into a crocodile like the scorpion guy. For reference, the psychic powers of this system were all similar, but the appearance was slightly different from the real crocodile. The one who transformed into a crocodile incited displeasure and disgust.
“First of all, the reason I came to you is to get the settlement money.”
“Settlement money?”
Strictly speaking, the alter ego was attacked by Crocodile and the other villains, but in the end, the alter ego was also me, so it was practically the same as me.
So, of course, I can accept the settlement money instead of the other person. You should buy Yuna something delicious with that!
“Yes. Settlement money. If you hurt someone for no reason, of course you have to pay the settlement money. Otherwise, your family register will have a red line drawn on you? If you don’t make an agreement, you’ll be a criminal.
“K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha
Haha-!
When Crocodile laughed, his subordinates behind him burst into laughter as well. No, those kids? Let’s see if you can laugh after a while.
“By the way, if you pay the settlement money now, I’ll give it to you to ‘live’. But if you don’t pay the settlement money, you’ll die today. I still have something to check, so I have to kill someone.”
Today, I have no intention of fighting as Batman’s older brother and successor. You have to kill someone for the sake of the experiment.
However, the strict law of non-killing cannot be broken!
So, at this moment, I am Joker’s younger brother and successor. Ugh, ugh! Wow So Siriusssss-!
“Yes? But you came here by mistake. You will die today, Steel Armor! I will kill you and make all of your quarters mine! Shoot!”
When the order was given, Crocodile’s men started shooting at me. Bullets can’t pierce suits anyway. I ran towards the crocodile, raising my arms to protect only the mask.
“Kuh haha!”
Crocodile also ran towards me, using his abilities.
The body of the old man grew even bigger. He turned into a gigantic monster almost 3m tall. His clothes were torn, revealing the rough, tough, dark-colored hide of an alligator.
His skin, created by superpowers, was like a kind of shield. Even in the barrage of bullets, his skin was not pierced or damaged in the slightest.
“!!!!!”
When I saw the crocodile’s face, I was in great shock.
There was a long tail that seemed to be 2m behind its back, but that didn’t matter. It’s natural for alligators to have tails.
But his face shocked me. Like a crocodile, the nose and chin were stretched, but the face was the same as when it was a human.
Everything else has changed like a crocodile, but only the face remains the same! He even jumps on his own two feet!
Face scorpion followed by face crocodile!
I already knew it through Maktou’s memories, but seeing it in reality was twice as shocking.
“Quaaaaagh! It’s a monster!”
Haha… What?!”
Kwaaang-!
I blew my body and put an uppercut in the protruding jaw. It was so horrible that my fists were overpowered. The crocodile’s nose and mouth sprayed blood and spun around in the sky.
Right after that, I put my fist between the guy’s forehead.
Poo-! Thud-!
“””””…”””””
Following the nose and mouth, even the crocodile’s head disappeared. To be precise, his head had turned into small fragments and flew backwards.
When Crocodile was killed with just two shots, his men who had been shooting at me fell into silence.
Yes you would be shocked I was shocked to see a crocodile walking on two legs.
Just as humans, who started out as monkeys, eventually evolved and evolved to become the current human race, crocodiles also learned to walk on two legs instead of four by repeating evolutionary evolution.
The crocodile in front of them was the advance guard to announce the evolution of crocodiles. It taught me that crocodiles can walk on two feet on land that is not deep enough in water. Through this continuous evolution, it will not be long before crocodiles achieve civilization and use weapons like humans.
And the crocodile will start a holy war to avenge the humiliation suffered by man, and that war will be called this in later generations.
Man VS Crocodile!
“Hmm! It’s got the feel of a B-grade monster movie.”
But crocodiles are crocodiles after all, so could you tear off that hide and make something like a bag? I’ll take it to old Peter later.
“””””…”””””
When he turned his head, Crocodile’s men were still staring at me with dazed faces. I smiled and said to relieve my hard expression.
“Why So Serious?”
Why are you freezing It’s not that serious, is it?
