It’s a Villain， but People Like It 39

Chapter 39 – #40 Why So Serious

#40 Why So Serious

While I was seriously contemplating how many psychic subordinates I should have, Kane’s Four Heavenly Kings attacked me.

“Ughhhhh! I’m a B-class villain [Mr. Rhino]!”

A man as big as me, Mr. Rhino, lunged like a rhinoceros and tackled me.

“I am a B-class villain [Frog]!”

Frog, a man who jumped up like a frog, slapped me on the shoulder with a hand dripping with sticky liquid.

“I’m a C-class villain [Killer]!”

A skinny man, the killer, ran up from behind and cut my ankle with the knife he was holding in his hand.

“Lastly, I’m the B-class villain [Broken Heart]! I’ll kill you like this!”

The man who last touched my heart, Broken Heart, activated his psychic powers. An unknown energy flowed into my body and attacked my heart.

“…”

There was no time to avoid the sequential attacks of the four villains. Overwhelmed by the Four Heavenly Kings, I couldn’t move.

“Sir… Fuck!”

Cursing came out of nowhere.

“What are you guys doing? Why don’t you just attack if you want to attack? Fuck you bastards!”

It’s obviously what those bastards did, but I was so embarrassed that my muscles shrank. So I couldn’t move.

To be honest, it was cool when the four of us lined up and walked towards me. However, when he attacked while introducing himself like that, his coolness disappeared.

‘Four Heavenly Kings… I won’t make them…’

If that’s the case, I’d rather not make one if I become the Four Heavenly Kings. My name is embarrassing, but I cannot embarrass my subordinates either.

“What is this bastard?! He won’t budge!”

“My poison doesn’t work?!”

“Your body is strong! The knife won’t cut you!”

“Why don’t you die!”

“…”

It’s been a few minutes since I met the Four Heavenly Kings, but I’m already fed up with them. Don’t take the amount while talking about each one like that.

“Kane…!”

It’s all because of Kane, that bastard.

The reason why the Four Heavenly Kings were made up of these guys, why I came here (provoked first), and why the Four Heavenly Kings made me feel ashamed is all because of that bastard Kane.

Kane I can never forgive that guy.

“Ooh! Ooooohhh!”

“How long will you do that? And you stop it. You’re this baby. You’re taking your hands off my heart.”

“Ughhhhh?!”

Mr. Rhino, who is still holding on to my waist and wearing a dragon… Fuck these guys, it’s a luxury to call them by their villain names. Let’s just say rhino.

Anyway, I grabbed the rhino by the side and lifted it up. Unlike me who couldn’t move even if he gave me strength, the rhino climbed so easily. The rhino’s head turned to the floor.

“Suck!”

Bang-!

He slammed the rhino to the ground with all his might. The rhino’s head burrowed through the asphalt. The guy didn’t die. Because his straight body was trembling.

“Mr. Rhino!”

“Damn it! Our attack doesn’t work! Is that guy a monster!”

“Don’t give up and keep attacking! If we join forces, we can kill enough! The boss is watching! Don’t let the boss down!”

“Oh, please shut up and fight. Huh? I was wrong. I beg you like this. Huh?”

Did I mention that the Four Heavenly Kings once defeated even an A-class villain? It must have been after making him shrivel with such embarrassing words and then knocking him down. You can bet

“Be prepared! Swords run rampant!”

The killer sprints around me and starts brandishing his twin knives. It was so fast that in one second he evenly cut me over 10 times.

However, his knife couldn’t cut through my body or even my suit. A suit that could not be pierced by bullets could not be torn even by sharp knives.

Chak-!

“What?”

I grabbed the arm of the killer who was bothering me by circling around like a mosquito. His eyes widened as if he hadn’t expected me to keep up with him.

Even though I’m all-in on defensive traits, I’m a 10th level body enhancer. The movement of a psychic with a lower level than me was clearly visible.

Bang-! Bang-! Bang-!

“Kuk?! Billion! Ah!”

He swung the killer around and smashed it to the floor. A handful of blood gushed out of the man’s mouth. The only time I freed the killer was when I rolled his eyes out. It seemed that he would die if he hit further.

“Killer! You bastard! Try to stop this once! Poison frog tongue!”

Slap-!

“…”

The frog’s tongue stretched out like a frog’s tongue and slapped me in the face. The mask was moistened with saliva, and the unpleasant dampness was felt directly on the skin.

“AA AA AA…!”

What the hell happened? Did that man who is not a woman now, and that frog-like tongue lick my face? Did you skim through it? His tongue? You said his spittle was on my face?

I’ve never been so angry in my life.

At Sanctuary, there was more anger than when some crazy bastard used psychic powers on her mother.

“Aaaaa!

Jump-!

Unable to hold back his anger, he ran to him and clapped his hands. Between my palms was the frog’s head, palms against each other.

With sincere hand claps, his head exploded and was crushed.

“…!”

Frog’s body trembled after losing his head in an instant. He fell backward powerlessly.

“Look back! Going out! Go back!

I kicked Frog’s corpse with my feet. With each slam of his feet, his arms fell and his legs ripped from his body.

It wasn’t long before a person’s body became a rag.

“Frog!”

“Suck!”

“Huh?”

At that time, I heard the breathing of a stranger in my ears. At the same time, I felt even creepy, so I quickly threw my body to the side.

Suga Gagak-!

A straight line was drawn on the ground on which I was standing and it split.

“Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!”

[Kane], The ruler of District 72 and the A-class villain who had been silent until I killed and defeated three of the Four Heavenly Kings, came forward himself.

In his hand was a scythe with a short handle and unusually long blade. Kane vented her ever-increasing rage at me.

“Because of you! Because of you eh!!!!!”

Kane let out her anger and rushed at me recklessly.

“Are you the only one mad?! You bastard, are you the only one mad!”

I also vented my anger and ran towards Kane.

Bang-! Bang-! Bang-!

My fist collided with Kane’s deformed scythe.

“Because of you, the efforts of the past three years have been in vain! I will definitely kill you no matter what!”

“My face is covered in filthy spittle! It’s covered in male spittle! Do you know how pissed I am?!”

Kane and I vented our anger on each other and clashed.

It was Kane who was pushed back more and more as her fists and scythes collided. My anger was much greater than Kane’s.

“Keuk! Ignorant and strong…! Kyaaak!”

“닥쳐 이 개새끼야! 너만 아니었으면 내가 이런 꼴은 안 당했어!”

Kane changed her ways as she judged she shouldn’t be head-on.

Rather than colliding directly, he moved his body flexibly, avoiding my attack, and at the same time cut his forearm or thigh with a scythe.

Slow-!

‘It’s like a loach… Huh?’

She vented her anger at Kane, who was dodging well like a loach, when she suddenly heard an eerie sound. Looking at the source of her voice, I saw that the end of her left sleeve was split.

‘Clothes?’

A suit with defense power that surpasses that of a bulletproof vest had been cut by his scythe.

‘This bastard…’

The deformed scythe in Kane’s hand was stained black before he knew it. As far as I remember, that scythe was obviously gray.

‘Does it become stronger depending on the number of attacks or hit rate?’

If not, there would be no reason for the suit, which had been intact even after being cut by the scythe when they first collided, to suddenly be cut.

‘Psychic Analyst!’

I used my second psychic power on him to get an accurate grasp. If that’s his psychic power, a status window will appear.

And as I expected, his status window appeared.

[Name : ? ? ? (Male/? Years old)]

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[Psychic Power: Scythe Slayer (Lv.8)]

[Psychic Tree]

Lv.1 [Scythe Grinding (Active)]
Lv.2 [Attack stacking]
Lv.3 [?]
Lv.4 [?]
Lv.5 [?]
Lv.6 [?]
Lv.7 [?]
Lv.8 [?]

‘What the fuck has so many question marks?’

Kane’s status window was plastered with question marks. However, it was possible to confirm what his psychic powers and 1st and 2nd level characteristics were.

Originally, it would have been impossible to check level 2 characteristics.

But when I was choosing the [Psychic Analyst] Trait, I took three [Reduce sighting count by 1]. Thanks to that, I was able to understand everything that I would have to see 10 times to see a 10th level psychic using psychic powers after only seeing it 7 times.

In other words, up to level 4 psychic, I can check all the status windows with just one psychic use.

However, Kane is a level 8 psychic, so if you want to see his full status window, you have to see him using psychic powers 4 more times at different times in the future.

‘Confirmed!’

But I don’t think so. It was because I had no intention of letting him go just because I wanted to see his intact status window.

Besides, what I was trying to confirm anyway was whether or not his psychic powers were enhanced.

Through the level 2 talent, I learned that the power of the sickle becomes stronger according to the number of attacks, so there is no need to look at the status window anymore.

‘Steel skin.’

I activated my active skill and charged Kane. Like a cow excited by the red flag, I just recklessly chased him.

“Kuh! You look like a wild boar!”

Kane swung his scythe at me even as he ran away. The suit was torn, but the steel-turned skin was not cut.

Took-!

“Omg?!”

Kane’s eyes widened as he stepped back. The body of a frog strewn on the floor caught at his feet. Kane lost his balance and fell backwards.

“Caught.”

“Oh no…!”

I grabbed the waist of Kane, who was falling backwards, and jumped up. Then, with all my might, I slammed him to the floor with my own weight.

Quaang-!

Like an earthquake, the asphalt cracked.

*****

“After. Cool inside.”

“…!”

Kane, pinned to the floor, trembled. He couldn’t even scream, he just kept his mouth shut.

Seeing that, the lingering congestion went down.

If I think of the hardships I suffered because of that bastard, honestly, it would be self-defense even if I hit the ground one more time.

Property damage, personal damage, mental damage, etc… If you add up all these damages, you should receive at least 1 billion dollars in compensation. From now on, I am Kane’s billion dollar debtor. That bastard owes a billion dollars of my money.

“Hmm?”

“…”

I felt the shocked gaze on me and turned his head. I thought they were my subordinates, but they weren’t. It was Broken Heart, a B-class villain, one of Kane’s Four Heavenly Kings.

“Ah, were you there too?”

“Paper…”

“Paper?”

“Boss! Please accept me! I will be loyal!”

“…”

His change of attitude was quick. Even with Kane right in front of him, he doesn’t hesitate to call me boss. This guy was just as quick to notice and deal with things as Joongbo.

“I don’t need you. Just get out of here.”

“Yes?”

“I don’t intend to take a guy like you as my underling. So go anywhere. Don’t catch my eye.”

“Oh, I see! Thanks!”

He thanked me and started running away. Even though Kane’s organization is ruined, since he is a B-class villain, many villain organizations will send love calls.

“Caution and slap the back of the head!”

“Oops?! Eh, why…”

I jumped at the guy who was getting away and hit him in the back of the head. Broken Heart fell unconscious in the sudden surprise.

“This baby. Did you think I’m going to see my heart?”

He touched my chest. Actually, it was intended to destroy my heart like a villain name, but the important thing is that this guy touched my heart anyway.

I don’t know later, but until now, the only person who can touch my breasts is our slave No. 1, Yuna. The candidates would be Ice Queen, Elizabeth, and Gina. Of course, we plan to increase it further.

“Anyone who comes to his senses… Ah? Ah, ah ah…”

Anyway, while I was looking around to see if anyone was awake, I was in a big shock.

“Sah, sasasa…”

I slowly approached the dead frog.

“Four, murder…!”

I tore my hair out.

“I committed murder!”

Non-killingism is broken!

“Aaaaa!”

Big! Sorry Brother Batman!

In order to succeed my older brother, I walked the path of infidelity, but I committed murder! Oh my God! This is a great taste! Really! Buy!

“… I’m sorry, brother. This insensitive brother has committed a great sin. So… So…”

Hello batman

“Why So Serious!”

From now on, you have to serve the Joker brother!