Chapter 358 – #359 Chaos (2)
#359 Chaos(2)
The only wriggling thing besides me was something unknown, a mixture of light and darkness.
“What is this?”
Cock-!
It was something like jelly and something like a caterpillar, so I couldn’t stand it without being stabbed. So I couldn’t hold back my desire and poked it with my finger.
Procrastinate-
“… You’re cute. You’re Chaos Jelly of Chaos starting today.”
The jelly-like mixture of light and darkness wriggled as if it was itchy whenever I poked my finger. It felt cute despite not having a specific shape.
“Oops! This is not the time.”
Even as I am here, my women are under attack by enemies. I had to quickly find a way to save the entire team that had been split in two and go help them.
“What should I do now! A handsome bastard who looks like me! Tell me quickly!”
Still.
I shouted to the universe, but of course there was no answer back. It was frustrating.
Procrastinate-
“Uh?”
The Chaos Jelly of Chaos came to me. The jelly clinging to my legs wriggled on my legs as if savoring the taste.
“What are you doing? Are you trying to eat me?”
I wanted to feed them even nuclear honey chestnuts, but I didn’t. It was because I didn’t feel any malicious intent to eat me.
What about jelly now… Ok, observe. It seemed to be observing me.
Procrastinate-
The jellies climbed up my body while wriggling cutely.
“How far are you trying to climb?”
Squeeze-!
The jelly that was going through my body tried to come up to my head, so I poked it with my finger. Then, as if telling Jelly not to do that, he pouted and bounced. It’s really cute. Should I take him and raise him as a pet jelly?
“Okay, do whatever you want.”
Anyway, there was no sharp way to get out of this space right away, so I let Jelly do what it did.
No matter how hard I tried, the next clue was this jelly.
Before long, jelly covered my head. Jelly covered her head, but it didn’t feel stuffy or short of breath. To be able to breathe even though it was tightly sealed was a miracle.
Procrastinate-
The jellies that were clinging to my hair fell off my body as if I was satisfied. Then, it began to sway and grow in size.
“What?”
Jelly, which grew little by little, got legs. It was the legs of a man wearing black suit trousers. Next came the torso, followed by the shoulders and arms.
Finally, a human face was created. It was the appearance of a perfect person who could no longer call jelly jelly.
“… Baby?”
Jelly turned into a baby. The bright eyes and chubby cheeks were cute enough to make you want to bite them.
Chaos Jelly of chaos, wearing a baby suit, opened its mouth.
-Ahhh.
“How are you? Are you even talking now?”
Jelly was no ordinary baby. He was a super baby who could talk as soon as he was born!
‘However…’
That little boy, something familiar.
‘Where did I see him?’
I’m sure I’ve seen it somewhere. But I can’t remember where I saw it.
‘Um… Is it an illusion? But it’s too familiar to be called an illusion?’
-Hmm! Mmmm! Huh huh? Miya oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
“…”
Why is he like that? Why are you making such a fucking noise? What? Come to think of it, now I can hear the sound. Was it because the universe was created?
‘But…Why is it cute?’
Jelly doesn’t become a baby, doesn’t it make strange sounds that I can’t believe it’s a baby, and even that appearance felt cute to my eyes.
It was indeed a series of mysteries.
-Hey, that’s it!
Jelly, who had a strange voice, was delighted with her arms wide open. Now I can speak properly.
Jelly smiled bashfully and looked up at me.
-Hey~?
“Yes why?”
I asked, tilting my head at the sight of Jelly looking up at me.
-Dad!
“Uh, huh?”
Jelly clapped her hands and spoke first. What… What sucks?
-Dad!
“… Dad?”
-Huh! Dad!
“Whoa?!”
Jelly jumped at me. After receiving the jelly, I couldn’t stand the weight and fell backwards.
Oh my gosh, it’s so damn heavy.
“But who are you? More than that, why am I your father? I am not your father.”
-Me? Ugh… Who am i? Huong…
“…”
Jelly put her hand on her chin and began to think. This son of a bitch, he only listened to what was said in front of him and let go of what was behind him. Is it selective listening?
– I remembered!
“Huh?”
-I am the [Child of Chaos]!
“Ho, baby of chaos?”
-Yes! I am the child of chaos! Baby is weak! Daddy has to protect you!
“…?”
Suddenly, I became a guardian…
‘Uh?’
Hehe!
“…”
I remembered. Where did you see this kid
‘This guy… Is it me?’
The baby who calls herself the [Baby of Chaos], This baby was me in my childhood.
*****
Around the time Steel Armor became the guardian of the child of chaos, something truly mysterious was happening in the Black Market.
“…”
“…”
Her Gina who flies through her sky and casts her ghosts, and her artificial psychics who shower her with psychic powers.
Raon Jenna, who does not stop resisting her bloodied state, and Three and Nine, who fiercely attack each other, saying that they will catch her first.
With a fishy smile against Flame Witch, Succubus, and Dark Lady, who are struggling, Two strikes their breasts and buttocks with an attack that borders on harassing them.
Zero heading somewhere and even the host watching over it.
Everyone stopped and they didn’t know they had stopped.
Tumble- Tumble- Tumble-
There was the only person walking in the still world.
“…”
It was Steel Armor.
He walked around the black market and looked at Laonjenna, who was in a mess, and at the three women who were harassed by Two.
“…”
His eyes looking at them were unbelievably cold and callous. It was as if he had become a different person.
It’s amazing that the world stopped, but there was one more amazing thing besides that.
Obviously, the women in steel armor were separated from each other, but now they are in one place. Also, the buildings and roads were somewhat strange. It was as if two different spaces had been cut and joined together.
“It’s okay without him.”
Steel Armor muttered while looking around the women.
“I love humans… I was also influenced by the higher dimension too much.”
Soft feelings like love were feelings that did not suit him. So many things have been lost and changed because of a wrong choice in an instant.
But it’s okay.
If you get some, if not all, of your memories back, or at least you become aware of who you are, you will soon be able to completely merge into one and regain your former glory.
“… I was lucky.”
Steel Armor looked around and murmured.
Did humans call this place a black market? It’s not enough to dare to call this place a black market, claiming to be the owner. Indeed, human greed and arrogance knew no bounds.
Still, at this moment, the arrogance of humans helped. What did he say? Did I mention that dog poop can also be used as medicine?
Thanks to her, she got here herself. And her spirit was greatly shaken, as she had been against the sirens before.
If it wasn’t for this place, and if my mind wasn’t greatly shaken, I wouldn’t have the opportunity I have now.
He couldn’t have appeared in front of the half body, and he wouldn’t have been able to send it into the time of memory.
“To have this much influence in only 30 years… You mean a higher dimension is a higher dimension?”
For a long time of 400 years, the demigod who had been in a higher dimension for 30 years had a greater influence than he who had been stuck here.
Really, like a well-made cogwheel, the situation flowed smoothly, creating an opportunity for one genius.
“Hurry up, recover your memories and come back. Then we can be complete.”
Steel Armor muttered.
No-
[The Giant of Chaos] Murmured.
*****
Hehe! Look at this Dad! The stars are twinkling from here! Pretty! It’s so shiny, it’s dazzling, no no no no no! Even my bald head is shiny yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
“Oh yes. It’s pretty.”
‘Did it absorb my memories when it was attached to my body?’
You like it like a child, don’t you? Since he was just born, can I call him a baby? Because you said it with your own mouth.
Anyway, looking at the star that looked just like my childhood, I thought of my favorite baby of chaos.
What if the thing that clung to me when I was in a jelly state earlier was to absorb my memories? So what if it absorbed the memories and became what it is now?
There were plenty of possibilities.
‘… No.’
Yes no
I actually knew.
That the baby of chaos isn’t just a copy of my childhood, it’s the real me.
I knew.
How could I not know?
Just as people are not frightened when they see their reflection in the mirror, I was the same. The moment I saw the baby of chaos, I knew at once that that guy was me, that is, the me of the past.
It wasn’t because of the baby of confusion that I was confused now.
‘Then what the hell am I?’
I have two memories.
One is the memory I had on Earth, and the other is the memory of the 30 years that the character I created, Horny Man, lived.
I remember exactly why I came here.
It was entered into a game called Dark City by an unidentified existence called Evil God. Since I have no regrets in my life on Earth, I decided to live my second life in the game world.
In this way, all of my memories on Earth remain vivid except for my name.
But why?
The moment I saw the baby of chaos, I knew right away that this guy was my past.
Me on Earth, and me as a man in heat.
The country of chaos was the common past of the two beings.
How can the past of two incompatible beings be the same?
‘Am I an Earthling or a horned man? Who the hell am I?’
It was as complicated as if my head would explode.
“… Huh?”
Continuing my thoughts, I suddenly realized that the surroundings had become quiet. The chaotic baby, who had been talking nonstop like a baby bird, became quiet.
I was shocked when I turned my head to see why he had suddenly closed his mouth.
-Huhhhhh…
It was because the chaotic baby with tears hanging from her big eyes looked like she was about to burst into tears at any moment.
“Hey, what’s wrong? Where does it hurt?”
-Hey…
Surprised, I hurriedly approached the confused baby and hugged it. When I patted him on the back, he started to shed tears like chicken droppings.
“Why are you crying?”
-Dad… Huh! I mean… Heh! You didn’t hear me!
The baby of chaos shed tears and screamed. He noticed that I wasn’t paying attention to him.
Didn’t it say that a newborn bird thinks the first thing it sees as its mother? I think it might be similar to that.
He thought of me in the past, who had just been born, that is, the first me he saw on the day he was a chaotic baby, as his father, and it seemed that he was very sad because I did not focus on himself.
“Is that so? I’m sorry. My head is complicated. Were you very sad because I didn’t listen to you?”
– Hee-hee… Yes!
“I’m sorry. Now my baby, let’s stop. Aren’t you nice?”
-Huh… Pop!
“You’re good at it. Now, shall we be excited?”
– Whoa!
Qurrrr!
As the child of chaos blew her nose in my hand, a roar reverberated throughout the universe like thunder. This is… A runny nose storm?
The runny nose scale was also different in case someone wasn’t a super baby.
