Chapter 250 – #251 the Rude Ones
#251 The Rude
“What?”
There was a loud sound as the gate collapsed, but no one came out to check. At least a security guard would come out and check what had happened.
“Why isn’t anyone coming? You broke the door for no reason.”
Before the full-scale face-to-face meeting, I was planning to show off my strength and take the initiative, but to my surprise, no one was interested.
“It’s embarrassing.”
If I had known it would be like this, I would have jumped over the fence rather than violently breaking down the door. You can jump over a 15m fence just by jumping in place.
“Anyway, it kills the mood here.”
On the inside of the fence, various types of trees and plants were placed as if they had brought the arboretum as it was. Trees were planted densely on both sides of the well-maintained road leading to the mansion.
“It looks like a fucking ghost.”
Had I come and seen it in broad daylight, I would have been amazed by the scenery. However, when I looked at the garden on a dark night, it looked gloomy, as if a ghost would come out.
FYI, I’m one of those people who believe in ghosts, and I hate ghosts to the point of causing a game out of fear.
Just try to come out of the ghost kid. I’ll scream and shit with all my might.
“Whew. I almost got tired of my pants.”
I didn’t know if there was a ghost, so I walked past the garden and arrived at the entrance of the mansion. If I had run, I would have arrived much faster than this, but then I didn’t look dignified, so I held back.
It doesn’t make sense to hear the gate fall with such a loud noise. Although people did not come out to check the situation, it was clear from inside the mansion that they were preparing to welcome me.
“…”
But what if I break my expectations again?
I entered the mansion and no one greeted me. Everyone is sleeping soundly.
“…Fuck it, then come back during the day.”
This is an Ogi fight. You can’t be ignored like this.
Calling me a fucking armor isn’t enough, so you treat me like air? At that time, I will show you how the air naturally sprays semen.
“Um? Air treatment? Invisible man? Invisible man play?”
Oh wow Are you very attracted to me?
Alright, my eighth superpower is being invisible.
Kik-!
The door was not locked, probably because of insensitivity to safety. Well, even if it was locked, the door would have opened eventually.
Anyway, I opened the door to the mansion and went inside.
“Ouya. I wondered where you were and they were all here.”
A lot of handsome men and women were crowded in the wide hall. With the exception of a few people, everyone had the same vibe. It must have been a member of the Gwen family.
Standing at the forefront of them was Saint Dun Gwen, the father of Ellis, who now heads the Gwen family and Gwen corporation. Next to him was Elise’s mother, Lisanna Gwen.
“Nice to meet you… Ah, since you said you know who I am, can’t you just say that you’ll see me for the first time?”
The other day, I met with them, albeit for a short time. Right in the museum where the heart of the siren was exhibited. So it wasn’t a first meeting.
“Still, it’s the first time I’ve met wearing a mask, so I should formally introduce myself, right? Ladies and Gentlemen? Nice to meet you. It’s called Steel Armor.”
I crossed my arms and confidently introduced myself.
“Did everyone come together to throw a party just because the son-in-law came?
I really like parties. Among them, my favorite party is the orgy party.
“That’s rude.”
“…”
This was the first word the father-in-law gave to his son-in-law.
Oh no?! Where else can you find someone as polite as me! I am a Korean with Confucianism deeply ingrained in my bones! How rude I am! I’ve never heard of being rude in my life!
‘You’re being rude to me, right?’
It is the place where the son-in-law and wife-in-law meet for the first time. But, you have a magnificent physique, you look like a general!, You look really good, etc., And they don’t compliment you, and they say it’s rude!
There is an old saying like this.
If someone hates you for no reason, give them a reason to dislike you.
If you think I’m being rude, I’ll have to act accordingly.
“Rude? You’re rude when it’s rude, you third-class bastard.”
“… What?”
“Yumma. Still, Duran’s kids are always in second place, but you guys are always in third place. Are guys who aren’t even in second place so disrespectful to the children of the first-ranked family?
“Yumma. Still, Duran’s kids are always in second place, but you guys are always in third place. Are guys who aren’t even in second place so disrespectful to the children of the first-ranked family?
“I have to ask you this first. Why do you say the same thing twice?”
“Huh? Oops!
I don’t know if our second-class brother is living well on Earth. I was really a big fan of that big brother famous for his aftershock zerg. Damn! I want to see the Compun Pass, but I can’t see it here!
“… I knew that, but this was a lot crazier than I knew.”
“Hey. There’s nothing I can’t say to my son-in-law, you son of a father-in-law?”
“…”
The father-in-law bit her mouth shut. Then, this time, my mother-in-law’s kid, who dared to call me a dick-baby armor, opened her mouth.
“I must have asked my daughter to come tomorrow, right? Steel Armor, not you.”
“Because Alice is mine.”
“What?”
“Ellis is my woman and I am Elise’s man. I am Ellis, and Ellis will soon be born. We are one body. That’s what I mean. Yes, I’m Elise’s armor. Mamma Mamma.”
“…”
The mother-in-law also shut her mouth. Shall we play a joke here?
Hehe. By the way, my mother-in-law, you dared to threaten my Alice, didn’t you?”
“Threats? You’re as ignorant as you look. You don’t know the meaning of the words. I didn’t threaten Elizabeth. I gave notice.”
“Ignorance?”
Is that lady really over the line?
Looking at the best brains in the Dark City and being ignorant?
“Your mother-in-law’s IQ is 3 to 500?”
“What?”
“If you can’t even hit that, why are you so ignorant? How is it that this guy’s house has a lot of shortcomings, but he’s ignorant when it comes to evaluating others?”
“You rude bastard!”
Just then, someone jumped out from behind and lunged at me. It was fast enough to win a gold medal at the Olympics right away.
Of course, it was slow enough to make me yawn.
That’s that-!
The legs of the man standing in front of me quickly ran across my thighs, sides, and then my neck.
But none of those three attacks hit me. My body is not so weak that I can feel pain from Visil’s attack.
“What are you?”
“I am Eledor Gwen!”
Eledor Gwen? Ah! Are you our Alice’s older brother? Indeed, like Elise’s older brother, Elledor was also a great handsome man. He was a tall, tall man who would attract women even when he was still.
Anyway, that’s it-
“Hey brother.”
“Shut up! Who is your brother!”
“Who taught you to interrupt adults talking?”
“What?”
I didn’t make a separate announcement or announcement, but I’m a man who made a family anyway.
My district alone is a whopping 14 districts. Numerous people who do business in these 14 districts do business with the skull head team’s mark.
It was a proof that he paid the rent to me and was protected by the Skull Head.
What was it if I, who owned 14 districts, had not formed a family?
The conversation between me, Saint, and Lisanna isn’t just a conversation. It is a conversation between the heads of families who have formed their own families.
In such an important conversation, Eledor, who was only the heir of the Gwen family, intervened. This was an act without sarcasm.
And I really hate this kind of rude behavior. I have an incurable disease that causes thorns to grow in my mouth if I don’t admonish them even after seeing them.
Incurable disease!
I have an incurable disease with disease resistance! Now this Eledor bastard is trying to use this incurable disease to make me die!! This is an assassination attempt on me!!!
“Ugh!!!!! I’m angry!!!!! Anger MAXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!”
“What?! Siphon!”
“The Confucian Takkong of Anger!!!!!”
To teach Eledor a lesson about not interfering with grown-up conversations, he snapped.
Pop-!
“Cheukhak?!”
Eledor, hit on the forehead, flew backwards with the sound of a burst of wind.
“…?”
The anger welling up in his head subsided. Not because I was satisfied. Because something was strange.
“… Did you hit me?”
I looked at my hand and murmured.
Clearly, I punched Eledor in the forehead, and my fist touched his forehead. However, there was little to no real sensation. Did I really hit you? I couldn’t feel it in my hands enough to think that way.
“… Hehe. These bastards. They have a lot of things to hide, right?”
Secrets are always welcome. Secrets are attractive. And the pleasure of digging up and finding out the secret was similar to that of ejaculation.
We must find out what these bastards are hiding.
*****
‘Are these bastards family?’
It was a thought I had while looking at the people of the Gwen family.
It’s kind of weird, but anyway, Eledor got hit by me and flew back. But no one took care of him or asked if he was okay.
He just glared at me with cold eyes as if nothing had happened. It was a family that didn’t even feel like family.
‘Heuk! Alice…!’
How could I have spent my childhood in a family like this! Just imagining how hard it must have been for Alice brought tears to my eyes.
Right before opening the tear faucet…!
But I persevered.
She couldn’t show her tears in front of those who bullied her.
“Siphon! Siphon Ohhh!”
At that time, Eledor, who was sitting on the floor, began to sob. Siphon? What is it?
“… It’s ignorant power like an S-class body enhancer. To think that Elledor’s siphon disappeared at once.”
Seeing her sobbing son, Lisanna opened her mouth.
“What’s that shit?”
Isn’t this the special for the insidious bastards? Giggling among themselves over what they know? Somehow I feel left out. Should we have brought our kids?
“But no matter how S-class psychic, it would be impossible to destroy Siphon? How did you do it?”
“So what is a siphon, you motherfucker. Why don’t you explain?”
“Yeah, you can’t answer easily. Humans are sometimes born with special powers in a trivial subject.”
“No fuck can’t you hear me? Hey? Hello? Moshimoshi? Can’t you hear me? Well, what is a siphon, mother-in-law?”
“If you have no intention of answering, you can open it by force. You will regret that you dared to show hostility to the Gwen family.”
“…”
Conversation doesn’t work
To think that an angel like Alice was born in such a disorganized corner of the house. Alice, how nice you are…! I love you Alice! I love you so hard!
“The Knights of the Green Fruit.”
Chuck-!
As Lisanna raised her hand, the women behind her drew their swords. Huh? Chewing gum? No, where did you get that? Are you sure you were empty-handed?
“Subdue the enemy.”
“Haaaaagh!”
The women who pulled out their swords rushed at me all at once. It was fast enough to be compared to Elledor.
“No, hey? Where did you get that sword? You guys were empty-handed until just now, right?”
“Take my sword, evil!”
“No, receiving a sword is receiving it, but where did you get that sword! You guys are individualistic! Always say only what you guys have to say!”
In an instant, the women around me started swinging their swords. They swung their swords one by one, but it was a well-organized attack.
When I turned to the side to avoid the attack, another woman took advantage of the gap and stabbed her with a sword. She backs away and dodges the attack, this time attacking me from behind.
His stance was also stable, and his attacks were carried out in a chain with no time to counterattack. It was not a skill he had seen swinging a sword in sync once or twice.
“Because I’m a gentleman.”
But there’s no time to fight back…
“Did you think you couldn’t hit a woman?”
In any case, it was the case of the culprit.
I am different.
Slap-!
“Oops!”
Avoiding the sword swinging in front of him, he ducked and rolled forward. Then I stood behind the woman who attacked me and punched her in the butt.
“I’m a Confucian gender egalitarian! I beat women too!”
Even if you gather 100 sheep, you cannot hunt a tiger.
What did you say? The Green Pussy Knights?
Ah, the Green Fruit Knights. No matter how many times the women of the Green Fruit Knights swung their swords at me, I wasn’t going to be attacked.
Slap-!
“Aww!”
Slap-!
“Mugh! You pervert bastard!”
Slap-!
“Where are you touching!”
Avoiding the Green Fruit Knights’ attack, hitting the chest or buttocks.
Hehe. It’s a full earth!
He likes fighting dirty 🤣🤣