Chapter 199 – Bet #200
#200 bet
“I will prove that I am the best villain, SSS-class villain, by taming monsters!”
“… Hey, you idiot!”
“Again again?!”
Koo Goo Goong-!
I was very shocked by the swear words of Peter the Elder, who I heard for the first time in my life. I just thought he was a 365-year-old old man with a tsun-tsuk and a lot of complaints, but he knows how to curse like that!
‘I feel so damn dirty.’
It’s exciting to see a pretty girl underneath me swear at me. But she felt very bad when a handsome man on the outside and an old man who was over 300 years old on the inside cursed at me.
But I wasn’t angry.
Because I was the vanguard of Confucianism equipped with the idea of respecting the elderly!
Of course, my idea of honoring the elderly applies only to those worthy of respect. If there is a person who has eaten his age as an asshole, then it will be an idea of attacking the elderly, not an idea of respect for the elderly.
A cutting-edge idea that can change at any time depending on the situation…!
‘It’s dope! It’s like Iron Man!!!’
If you think about it, Iron Man and I have a lot in common.
Both of them were handsome men (?) Representing the world view, had a lot of money, and had good brains. Iron Man is a genius acknowledged by Thanos, and I am a genius with an IQ of 3 to 500. Both are equally geniuses.
In addition, iron in Iron Man means iron, and steel in steel armor also means iron.
In other words, I was saying that Iron Man and I are practically one body!
“To think I was Iron Man! It really couldn’t have been a story that would come out in this world! Somehow! Strangely, there are many similarities…! This is the truth of life! Eureka!”
Realizing the truth that steel armor = iron man, I shouted Eureka like Archimedes who discovered buoyancy.
No wonder!
Actually, I wanted to have Iron Man as my older brother. Because Iron Man is my favorite hero.
But for some reason, Iron Man didn’t show up. So, I was saddened by Iron Man, but I had no choice but to show up.
I am Iron Man and Iron Man is me, so how can I appear!
“What are you talking about again this time… Haa… What crime did I commit in my previous life that I could boast like that…”
Hearing my cry, Elder Peter sighed. If it’s the old man’s previous life, it must have been at least 400 years ago.
“Anyways, can you answer me now? Monster, how can I tame it?”
“I do not know.”
“Eh?”
“You’re the first person to say that you can tame monsters for a living. No, do you really, sincerely think that you can tame those monsters in the first place?”
“There is such a saying in the world.”
“?”
“If it doesn’t work, let it happen. There’s another saying: Nothing is impossible. And one of my favorite sayings is: I’m still hungry.”
It’s real. I’m still hungry.
What are you hungry for?
Female!
I already pick and hold enough women every night, but that’s not enough.
My grand dream of building a huge harem tower comparable to Stark Tower!
And countless women to fill the empty seats in the harem tower!
Until I filled the harem tower, I was a hungry man every day.
“I will unconditionally tame monsters. And I will definitely imprint my presence on the world. So! Please join me in my grand plan, Mr. Peter!”
“You real asshole. What bullshit are you talking about?”
“Yes?”
“Oh no. I said it on the inside by mistake. I’m sorry.”
“…”
Peter the Elder apologized with a completely unapologetic face. Seeing that, I had a desire to change the idea of respecting the elderly to the idea of attacking the elderly. I think I’m going to break the bread.
“No wait. Monsters? Did you say monsters came into the Dark City earlier?”
Elder Peter, realizing what I had said belatedly, asked me back.
“Hmm!”
But instead of answering, I folded my arms and turned my head.
No, it’s special in this world with pink nipples. Why, when I ask something, they always don’t answer properly or don’t cooperate. Very just people are selfish.
Bondi life is give and take, and when something is given, something comes. It is wrong to try to receive without giving.
“Is there any way to tame the monster?”
“Answer me first. Do you know or not?”
“…”
Peter the Elder glared at me. But what? I asked first, but you didn’t answer. Then I have no intention of answering.
“I can’t help it since you’re keeping your mouth shut like that. I’m going to leave. Good job.”
“For a moment!”
“Why is that?”
“… If the monster really entered the Dark City… We must stop it. No, we must kill it as soon as possible. Monsters, no matter how weak they are, are stronger than we think. So…”
“Why are you killing me?”
“Yes?”
“Didn’t you hear me? I’m going to tame you?”
“You crazy bastard! A monster is not a life that can be tamed!”
“Aha.”
With that said, I was sure. That man knows how to kill monsters, but has absolutely no idea how to tame them.
Well… I’m going to leave… I have no choice but to roll my own head as the best brain in Dark City and a genius that will never be seen again in human history.
It was bothersome, so I thought of asking for some advice and help from others, but I ended up solving this on my own.
“Then would you like to bet with me?”
“What?”
But that nobleman spoke with respect, spoke in a half way, and confused me. Oh, is this the anti-respect? Others say they get excited when they hear anti-respect, but I’m not really excited. Is it because he is an old man well over 300 years old?
“Whether I can tame the monster or not. Let’s bet on this.”
“You still haven’t come to your senses! Monsters can’t be tamed!”
“Do you think I can’t?”
“…”
Elder Peter, no, Peter Kkondae, who had been yelling at my confident attitude, hesitated.
“If I can tame a monster, Mr. Peter, please do me a favor. Conversely, if I fail to tame a monster, I will do it. How is it?”
“…”
“Why is there no answer? No way… Jjool?”
“Profit! Great! Let’s bet! Before long you’ll realize how arrogant you were today!”
“Bet, successful. Then I will come back after taming the monster. May your business prosper until then.”
I leisurely greeted Peter Kkondae and leisurely left the tailor shop.
“Did things go better than expected?”
Anyway, I have to make the gumiho mine. This is because you can clear player-only quests and get rewards.
However, I was able to recruit Peter Kondae, who was my recruiting target. I don’t like his snarky personality, but his ability was top-notch. In addition, a hermit master with 10-level superpowers capable of creating monsters!
This was killing two birds with one stone.
Haha! Haha! Ahahahahahahaha!”
Feeling better, I burst out laughing and turned around.
“Bachelor… I like radishes… I grew my own radishes… I’m going to buy one… Sell this… I need my grandson’s pocket money…”
“Ahhh! You bastard! I was feeling good, really!”
An old woman selling radishes on the street talked to me. How dare you talk to me in a good mood?!
“A grandma who loves her grandchildren like you should be scolded for money! Give me everything when you say something nice!”
“Honghong… Thank you, bachelor. I don’t know what you’re doing, but I hope you prosper in what you do.”
Fresh radishes you can eat for only $50 (no change) and a good word! You are very wise!
*****
‘You’re going to tame the monster?’
After the steel armor left, Peter, whose face hardened, was deep in thought.
‘That’s impossible!’
Peter was convinced that it was impossible to tame monsters all at once.
Quite a few wild animals will someday follow people if you feed them and stay together. But monsters are different.
To the monsters, humans were just beings to be killed and eaten. It wasn’t that there weren’t people who thought the same as Steel Armor.
A long time ago, when monsters first appeared in the world, there were people who dreamed of tying and killing monsters.
How were they?
Some became the monster’s food, some were trampled to death by the monsters, and some disappeared without leaving a single hair on their head.
For some reason, the monsters’ hostility towards humans was quite strong. At least, the big guys like the buildings didn’t react much, but the small guys had seizures and charged at the sight of humans.
‘It’s impossible to tame monsters.’
And it was the same with the monsters Peter made from human corpses in the past.
When the monster created by Peter’s hand awakens for the first time, he is nearly killed by the creation.
All the Creator could do was to run away from creatures that were hostile to him.
– Do you think I can’t?
“…”
But why?
Listening to Steel Armor’s relaxed attitude and confident words, if that’s the case… Wouldn’t it be possible to tame monsters? I thought. Even though I know it’s obviously impossible.
-Yao oh oh~
Just then, a cat opened the door and entered the tailor’s shop. The cat approached silently with light, graceful steps and stood in front of Peter.
-Nyaaaaaong~!
“… Um? Oh, are you here?”
Awakened by the cat’s cry, Peter looked at the cat. Then the cat split the skin on my stomach and a woman jumped out of it.
“What are you thinking? You don’t even know I’m here and you’re so blank? Ah! You thought dirty! Anyway, even when you’re old, men really like erotic things?”
“…”
“What? Why no response today? Don’t be funny.”
“Nine.”
“Why?”
“Are you hiding something from me?”
“Hiding? What is it? What am I hiding from you?”
Peter, who had been glaring at Woman-Nine, opened his mouth.
“You didn’t bring monsters into the city, did you?”
“…”
At that moment, Nine’s eyes, which had an innocent expression, became sharp like a knife. But after a while, it was back to normal again.
Nine smiled and asked Peter.
“What does that mean? No matter how great we are, how can we bring that big monster into the city? And avoiding the eyes of others, right?”
“The big one is impossible. But the little one is possible.”
“What on earth does our Peter, no, Seven, mean by that? And why do I feel like being questioned by Seven, who has no interest in our affairs? Huh? Why?”
“Warning you.”
“What? A warning?”
Peter looked into Nine’s eyes and said.
“If you try to release monsters in this city by any chance… You guys will be in big trouble.”
“Oooh! It’s scary. I’m sorry, but I’m so scared. But can I pee here? I think I’m going to get tired right now.”
Nine did not heed Peter’s warning. Saying it playfully, she pulled out a bag full of something from the cat skin she was holding in her hand and tossed it in front of the counter.
And she said to Peter.
“‘We’ have no intention of releasing monsters in this city. This is an important place for us too. So let’s not be suspicious of our comrades. Huh?”
“… Good.”
“Ng~ Ah, and…”
She snatched five ten-dollar bills from the register.
“I’ll write well~ Thank you~”
“…”
After finishing her errands, Nine left her tailor’s shop.
*****
“Oh, I was surprised.”
Nine, coming out of her tailor’s shop, cleared her chest of surprise.
Bouncing~
Her human-headed chest swayed wildly-
“Oooooh!”
The hearts of those who glanced at her breasts were also greatly shaken. From the moment she left the tailor shop, the eyes of the people walking down the street followed her, but Nine didn’t care and strode down the street, showing off her model force.
‘But why did you ask that? Did you notice? It’s not? It’s impossible for me to notice because I’ve only made a plan and haven’t put it into action yet?’
Nine wondered why Peter had asked him that.
‘If you asked me about monsters all of a sudden… I’m sure you’ve heard about monsters somewhere… Hmm… Something smells… It smells! The smell of delicious chicken skewers!’
“Auntie. How much is this chicken skewers?”
“It’s a dollar each.”
“Give me one of each seasoning!”
“One by one, all of them? Oh my God! Can I eat them all by myself?”
“Hehe. My friends are waiting for you.”
“Oh, that’s right. Wait a little bit. I’ll make it delicious right away.”
“Ng~”
Nine, who lied lightly, was lost in thought while waiting for the chicken skewers.
‘Should I investigate?’
*****
It’s been a week since I made a bet with Peter. As I promised him, I successfully completed the capture of the nine-tailed fox for the past week.
“I couldn’t pay.”
Exactly, none of it worked. If it’s displayed in game, it’s like 0% when the attack gauge is empty.
“Since they don’t come from the Hero Association, there’s no way to attack them.”
I would have to come out a bit to make contact with the nine-tailed fox, but I didn’t even have a chance to meet him because I was locked up in the Hero Association and didn’t come out.
How can I attack and clear the quest like this!
“Because I said the beginning was half.”
Huh? But I haven’t even started, so I’m not even halfway there? No this isn’t it?
“Oh yeah. The more you hurry, the better you go back, right?”
Anyway, neither the quest nor the bet with Elder Peter has a deadline. Whether it’s tomorrow or a year from now, all you have to do is attack the nine-tailed fox and make it your own.
Yes!
The bet with Peter the Elder was actually a structure that I had no choice but to win! I always fight only winning battles! 200% win rate man steel armor!
“Let’s go now.”
“I’m sorry brother. You waited a long time, right?”
While I was sitting on the sofa thinking about the nine-tailed fox and Peter the Elder, Gina and Ellis, each carrying a suitcase, appeared.
“I didn’t wait too long. Shall we go now?”
Yes.
“Let’s go sea!”
From now on we will go to sea.
Yay vacation!
Long live a world without corona!
