Chapter 1343 – If My Sister Is a King and My Brother Is a General, Then What Am I?
“The general’s fortune also includes sheep flesh, and if he does not hold a sword in his hand, he may commit a crime.”
“Hmm. Ji-heon is already a housewife, so he holds a kitchen knife. Wouldn’t that work?”
“Buy, buy, buy, do, it depends on interpretation, ha, ha, I was, uh, young to say it carelessly… !”
The shaman told me that aside from things like Dohwasal and Yangin Sal, she said that I would live without any difficulties like the devil. With my fortune-telling finished, Sehee’s turn came.
“Well, but.”
Sehee did not tell us her date and time of birth like we did. While gently easing my numb legs from kneeling for over 10 minutes, I asked another question.
“If my sister is the great king and my brother is the general, then what am I?”
Now that I think about it, it was like that. Unlike us who were active in another world, Sehee was an ordinary person without any previous life. However, the shaman treated her with respect.
“That… !”
The devil was the lord who ate his husband, and I was the lord who ate his wife and ate him, in addition to the lord who died a miserable death. I was very excited to see what kind of fortune Sehee had.
“Miss, a big snake is coming.”
Still, I still have the Dohwasal as standard, huh?
“Hmm?”
“Yes? “A snake?”
My brows furrowed at the completely unexpected result. The Demon King and I were embarrassed and quickly looked back at Sehee. Sehee also asked the shaman, frowning with embarrassment.
“Well, I’m a snake? Why? Why am I a snake?”
No matter how you look at it, Sehee was closer to another animal than a snake. Even though it looks cold on the outside, it is a playful cat on the inside.
“You. Why do they call Se-hee a snake? “Jim’s younger brother.”
The Demon King asked in a voice full of confusion, just like Sehee. Then the shaman bowed her head and told the reason why she was called a snake.
“Snakes are spirit creatures with complex characteristics. It is both evil and sacred, and has the role of both an intruder and a protector.”
“…”
Sehee’s mind seemed as complex as the explanation. She listened to the shaman’s explanation with a frown on her face, as if she wanted to listen for now.
“When I first saw you, I couldn’t see you very well because I was covered by the energy of the King and the General. But looking at it this way, I get it. It wasn’t that she was covered, but the young lady was hiding in a coil.”
“Hmm. Hmm.”
The Demon King nodded his head as if he understood something. Since I wasn’t missing, I quietly recalled the events that happened with Sehee.
When an incident occurred, Sehee didn’t just hide behind us. Hacking a phone or filming a crime being committed. We who work hard like this take advantage of the other person’s weakness by doing things we cannot do.
“The only thing you can know from energy alone is this much. Oh, please give me your new year of birth, month and day, and date and time of birth… !”
If you can tell that much just by looking, you must be a brave shaman. Se-hee, who was concerned about this, immediately told him his date of birth and the time he was born.
“… !”
The shaman immediately started wriggling her fingers and counting. Not long after that, she told me the words that both the devil and I had heard.
“Oh, you also have a sword.”
“You. Is peach blossom that common?”
“Oh, no. Me too, everyone, if you have a sword, it’s my first time seeing it… !”
Only after answering the question posed by the Demon King did he tell Sehee’s incantation.
“You two have arrows, but this case is different. “The young lady’s snake energy mixed together gave me a Taohwasal that is different from others.”
“How are they different?”
“Snakes are greedy enough to swallow their prey in one bite, and lustful enough to mate for two days straight. The energy is already mixed with the strong lustful Dohwasal, regardless of gender,”
“Pugh?!”
“Ugh… !”
The Demon King could not hold back his laughter at the explanation that was so perfect. I tried my best to hold back with a frown on my face.
“… !”
Se-hee, who was always confident, was dyeing her face red due to her sexual preference. I couldn’t keep my hands on my kneeling still and fidgeted. Meanwhile, the shaman continued to explain.
“Both men and women are likely to harbor her desires. However, due to weak physical strength, the desire cannot be properly satisfied and can be resolved through other actions.”
“Keu, keung, that, all, different, actions are, well, something…” … !”
“I’m not sure about that. Ha, but, it may be an act that is different from others… !”
In my mind, cameras were installed in every corner of the living room. All the cameras were installed by Sehee, and whenever we did something dirty, she always raised the camera first.
“Hey, over there!”
Perhaps because she didn’t want strangers to know her tastes, Sehee chimed in with her bright red face.
“Instead of that, can you tell me something different?”
“Yes, yes…” … !”
Fortunately, the shaman nodded and told me a different story.
“You have strong energy like the King and General, but your body is not like that. “It may be okay now, but as time goes by, and you get older, there will be times when your energy runs out.”
“Yes. Something like that. Please tell me something like that. But what should I do if I feel low energy? Do you need a talisman or something?”
“No. Health care is more important than amulets. “No matter how magical a talisman is, it cannot match proper diet and proper exercise.”
For a moment, I thought they were telling me to buy an amulet, so I tensed up. However, when I saw that you should take care of your health first, I thought that a brave shaman is different.
“Hmm, really?”
As the topic changed, the blush on Sehee’s face began to fade. She nodded and listened to the shaman’s words with a relaxed expression.
“Then is there anything else I need to be careful about? What will happen in the future?”
“Yes. Although health luck is a bit weak, other things, including wealth luck, are good. But the problem is that the snake energy is too strong.”
“Why, why? “Why?”
“As I said before, snakes are both protectors and intruders. If she uses her abilities carefully, she will become a guardian of the family, but if she uses them even a little evilly, the damage will be severe.”
“Ah, really?”
She seemed worried that the topic of her sexual orientation would come up again. Sehee sighed and felt relieved, even though the damage could have been severe. Just until now.
“And the snake is also a sign of fertility.”
“Huh?! “Wait a minute!”
“There is a high possibility that the energy of the snake will mix with that of the Taoist arrow and that you will conceive twins.”
“Oh, uh, uh, yes. Please continue.”
Se-hee, who screamed cutely, tried to get up as if the shaman was trying to cover her mouth, but when she heard that she was going to have twins, she sat down again.
“Twins? Will my body hold up? They said I was weak.”
“That’s why a proper diet and appropriate exercise are necessary. And even though I had bad health, it was not a sign that my life would be short.”
“Oh, then, when? This year? Or next year?”
“I don’t know the details, but it is likely to happen within three years.”
“… !”
Sehee, listening to the shaman’s words, focused with sparkling eyes. Just like her, the demon lord giggled softly and poked my side with her elbow.
“Haha, you. Twins. “I worked hard.”
“It’s not even confirmed yet.”
“Then you just have to do enough to be confirmed.”
“Oh, kinda.”
Even as she grumbled at the slyly smiling Demon King, inside she thought of the twins who resembled me and Sehee. Her hair would be black like Nana Sehee’s, and her pretty appearance would be like her mother’s.
Anyway, after hearing Sehee’s fortune-telling results, we also asked about Minah and Taeyeon.
Minah, who was an assassin, had no choice but to spend her childhood underprivileged because of her previous life’s work, and she had to donate a lot in her current life for her business to prosper and her life to live long. If she didn’t do good deeds, there was a high possibility that her business would fail.
Taeyeon’s previous life ended with her suicide, so she was in dire straits. She couldn’t pursue her dreams, she couldn’t get married and was a widow who only took care of her daughter. However, she said that she recently got married thanks to meeting a good man.
Except for this, it was similar to our fortune-telling. Although Taeyeon is a little poor, she is lucky with wealth, and she was not a fortune to live a short life,
“Ahahaha! Oh, how can that be! Was peach blossom that common?”
“Now, now, I don’t know…” … ! It’s also the first time for all five of us to have a sword… !”
The point was that they all had strong swords. And it wasn’t just the dohwasal that looked alike.
“Really? All of us?”
“Yes, yes…” … ! That’s right, General… ! They all have swords, and they are fierce, so everyone is trying to eat their spouses… !”
“Ha, really?”
My forehead furrowed at the fact that everyone wanted me to eat my spouse. But the time for that was not now.
“Among them, the general is the best… !”
“Yes?! Me?!”
“Well, that’s right… ! Now, the general is a person who died once in this life and came back to life, so he is a much more complicated and fierce master than those four… !”
“Ah, then, what happens now that you’re married?”
“Luckily, the people I’m with now are also great people, so there won’t be any major problems in my married life… ! Other than them, uh, I don’t think any women can be with the general… !”
Even though it was true that the shaman found out about my marriage with multiple women, my feelings were a little complicated because I was recommended to him. Of course, I felt even more relieved.
“Hmm. “This is enough.”
The Demon King, who saw that Minah and Taeyeon were not here, nodded as if he was satisfied. The shaman, who had been sitting with her back straight since reading Minah’s fortune-telling, still asked in a polite manner.
“Ho, by any chance, do you have any other questions…?” … ?”
We didn’t answer and just looked at each other asking if we were there. I was satisfied with just the fact that we would not break up and live a long life without any major incidents, and that was the same for the Demon King.
“Oh, but. “I have one question.”
Sehee, who shook her head with the same expression, seemed to have suddenly remembered something. The question that came out of her mouth was so important that she blamed herself for not being able to think of it.
“Every time we go somewhere, we’re met by strange people, right? Well, someone is coming to hunt. Doing strange things or something. Strange people always get involved. Why is that like that? “Is it possible to fix it?”
It wasn’t once or twice that a nuisance came in while I was having fun somewhere. I looked anxiously at the shaman, wondering if there was an opportunity to fix this.
“The reason is simple… !”
The shaman answered without hesitation and satisfied our expectations.
“A person with such strong energy as you, the Great King, cannot be seen even if 10 million people gather together. Even if just two or two of those people get together, they will disrupt the causal relationships around them and blur reason… !”
Although I wasn’t completely satisfied.
“Energy, Lord, is something that can only be stopped by death, so it cannot be corrected… ! Sorry… !”