Chapter 1297 – Your Child Belongs to Me!
Mawang and Sehee, Minah and me, Taeyeon and Yena, Mom and Dad. Once the teams were decided, my father, the organizer, started the game without waiting. A family event with a total prize of 5 million won.
“The first game is a physical game! Get one cone hat per team!”
You need to protect yourself and wear a cone hat. These two factors alone were enough to tell me what my father was thinking. It was a game so famous that even my mom and dad, the oldest people here, knew about it.
“Haha, it’s a trade that requires physical effort. “You should write it, Sehee.”
“If I use my body, there is no advantage to being on the same team as you.”
I handed the cone that I got from my father to Sehee. Se-hee, who was given a hat by Ma Wang, a pregnant woman, grumbled but put a cone hat on her head. Not on the top of the head, but on the face.
“Wow, I really can’t see anything.”
“Puhup”
“Kuh, keuhuhuh…” … !”
The head was so small that the entire face went inside the cone hat. Sehee was amazed as she looked around, but a smile escaped her eyes as she saw a bird-like figure with a large beak.
“Mom! Mom! This is a tough deal! “Mom, do it!”
“Then! You know that mom is strong, right? “Mom, I’ll take first place!”
Hehe!”
“Wait a moment, daughter.”
Next to her, Taeyeon was yelling at Yena and putting her cone hat on her face. Likewise, she looked like a bird with her big beak, and Se-hee, who took off her conical hat, smiled and said,
“Oh my, aunt. The hat seems a little small? Isn’t it? “Do you have a big face?”
“Sehee?!”
“What? You want to go after me!”
Certainly, Sehee’s face was slightly visible outside the border compared to when she wrote it. But Taeyeon never said she had a big head. It’s just that Sehee’s head was particularly small.
“You don’t think you’ll get hit on because you have a sister and a brother-in-law!”
Taeyeon got angry and swung her fist at Sehee without even taking off her cone hat. Her hand, which she literally swung blindfolded, split the air even when Sehee stayed still.
Poof!
“Oh my, aunt. “I am here.”
“You really are!”
Slap! Poof!
“I’m here, aunt? “I’m old and can’t hear well, huh?!”
Sigh!
As soon as she mentioned age, her hand flew to the top of Sehee’s head like a ghost. Sehee, who had been hit hard, covered her sore head with one hand and grumbled.
“Aunt! “I can hit you so hard!”
“Yes! Then there won’t be one!”
“Then don’t say anything if I hit you hard later! Okay!”
“Uh! Anyway! “I’ll hit you harder then!”
It was so childish that it didn’t feel like a conversation between a female college student and a serving police officer. I looked at them with amusement and then turned my attention to Minah. At that moment, the Demon King was presenting her cone hat to her.
“Hmm, Min. Does this all fit?”
“I don’t know. Would you like to give it a try?”
“What are you doing?!”
The problem was that I tried to place it on a voluptuous chest like a small watermelon, rather than on a blunt face.
“I’m not going to clean it up!”
Tak!
I immediately slapped away the conical hat that was covering her chest, which even a thick sweater couldn’t cover. Then, I glared at the wives who were joking in front of not only Yena, but also my mom and dad, my mother-in-law, and my father-in-law.
“What should I do if there are adults here? … !”
“Haha, it’s okay. “I didn’t get caught.”
“We have reduced the presence to a minimum, Jiheon.”
“But still!”
I kept my presence to a minimum and lowered my voice as much as possible so as not to be noticed, but I couldn’t pretend I didn’t see what caught my eye. He picked up the cone that had fallen on the floor while hitting him earlier and held it out to Minah’s face.
“Ruler. Write it quickly.”
“Yes, I understand.”
“Tell me if it hurts.”
Contrary to what she told her to wear, she personally put a cone hat on Minah’s face. While I was careful not to get the rubber band caught in my slightly wild red hair, I glanced sideways at what my mom, dad, and father-in-law were doing.
“Honey. I’ll do this. I’ve seen it on TV a lot, so I know how to do it.”
“…”
Nod
“Ho-ho-ho, honey. Everyone looks like they’re having fun, should I go out too?”
“Ah, this. We can’t let our secret weapon go out. “It’s a foul.”
My mother wore her cocked hat covering her confident expression on her face, and her mother tucked her silver hair behind her ears as she chatted happily with her father.
“Looks like everyone knows how to do it!”
After seeing us wearing our cone hats a few times and then taking them off again, he came to the front. Then my father pointed to the living room and shouted with joy.
“I’ll be ready in no time, so just take off and wait a moment! West of the river.”
“Oh, yes.”
“Come and lift this.”
I immediately followed my father’s instructions and moved the living room table to the corner. After clearing the middle of the living room, everything was ready.
“Come on, everyone! Stand side by side in front of the sofa! Watching TV!”
“I’m a little more nervous about this than I thought?”
“Yes, I understand.”
“Daughter. Watch what Mom does.”
“Ho-ho-ho, kids. Please take care of my mother-in-law.”
Sehee, Minah, Taeyeon, and even my mom. Everyone did as their father said and sat with their backs to the sofa. My father explained as everyone stood in front of everyone holding dozens of envelopes.
“Everyone! Everyone! Look at this! This! Inside here, there’s a piece of paper with your score written on it! There are also booms! With a cone hat on! Pick up the envelope! The team with the most points wins first place! Now, let’s begin!”
At the word “Start,” Everyone put cone-shaped hats on their faces. In front of the girls with new hair, their father threw envelopes in the air.
It’s falling apart, it’s falling apart
“Ruler! I sprayed it! Find it! Come on! Come on!”
The envelopes that were fluttering in the air soon fell to the soft carpeted floor. Even on the beige carpet, the white envelope was vivid enough to stand out at a glance.
“Now, now, wait a minute…”
“…”
“Uh? Hey. “Who touched my butt?”
“Uh, uhh, youngest baby. “I’m sorry.”
Of course, if you had a cone hat on your face, all you would see was a small hole. Everyone slowly crouched down and looked around to find the envelope.
“Puhup.”
“Kkkk”
Hehe.”
At this time, it was so funny to see him looking around with his head covered in a cone hat. The Demon King, Yena, and I, of course, and even my father, who was always blunt and angry, raised the corners of his mouth slightly.
“Huh, huh, haha, come on! Everyone!”
My father also found it funny. My father, who was laughing so hard that his big bear-like body trembled, shouted at us. He then added an explanation, pointing to team members who were busy looking for envelopes.
“It is against the law to give it directly or to tell it through physical contact! You can tell us verbally! Just words! Sehee! Sehee! There in front! Left hand!”
As soon as the explanation was over, as if it were real, she told her daughter, Sehee, where the envelope was. When we saw that, we hurriedly explained the location of the envelope to each team member.
“Sehee! Left! No! It went too far! Just a little bit to the right!”
“Mom! At mom’s feet! “Stay by my feet, Mom!”
“… Back.”
The living room, where soft Christmas songs were playing just a moment ago, has become noisy. Mawang and Yena urgently announced the location of the envelope, and Dad also joined in, speaking quietly.
“Sister! It’s so loud I can’t hear you well! Where?”
“Uh, uh! Daughter! Where? Where?”
“Hi! Honey! Say it a little louder! “I can’t hear anything!”
There was no way I could hear the living room screaming at me to leave. Sehee, Taeyeon, and my mom couldn’t hear properly and just fumbled on the soft carpet.
“Minya.”
“Yes, Jiheon.”
But Mina and I were different. Even in a battlefield so chaotic that the dead and the living were indistinguishable, we always worked together. Like right now.
“11 o’clock, 40 cm.”
Wow!
“3 o’clock. 20 cm.”
Wow!
“12 o’clock. 50 cm.”
Cheap!
Unlike the other people who fumbled around wildly and couldn’t keep still, Minah stayed still and snatched the envelope from there every time I told her the direction and distance. Of course, she didn’t just take what fell.
“Minya. Taeyeon’s left hand.”
“Yes, Jiheon.”
Poof!
“Uh, uh! Uh! What! Was there? Huh?”
Minah took the bundle of envelopes that she had finally found after Yena told her. Taeyeon, suddenly empty-handed, looked around in panic, but was unable to retrieve what she had lost.
“Aaaaah! Uncle!”
Jena, who saw the scene, told me not to do it, and she grabbed the hem of my clothes and shook me. When she saw her looking up with moist eyes as if she was about to cry, her conscience pricked her, and she decided to take it from Taeyeon.
“Okay. Okay. It’s Yena. “I won’t do it.”
“Really? You really won’t do it, right?”
“Instead, I’ll take it from Sehee.”
“Jiheon?!”
No matter how much I wanted the product, I couldn’t take it away from my mom. That’s why he said he would take the envelope of the letter Sehee picked up, but he was shocked, forgetting that the devil was being condescending.
“Oh, no! Jiheon! Look at this!”
The Demon King quickly returned to his normal speaking tone and quickly tapped my shoulder. That’s how he got my attention, hugged his pregnant belly and shouted.
“I have your child!”
“Hey?!”
“If you want to see the child’s face, tell Sehee to give it all! Everything! “Everything!”
“You haven’t seen it yet, right?!”
“Tell me to give it to you quickly!”
No matter how much I wanted the product, I never thought I would take my own child hostage. The situation was so absurd that I burst out laughing.
“Ruler! Stop! Time over! It’s time over!”
Fortunately, time is up. As my father repeatedly shouted time over, the hands that were fumbling on the floor stopped. Next, everyone took off their cone hats and checked the envelope in their hands.
“One, two, three, four. There are a total of 4 pieces.”
“Jiheon. This is chapter 7.”
“Daughter. Sorry. “Someone took it, so I could only pick up three.”
“Honey! Does it last forever if you say it out loud? Just 3 pieces!”
They just squatted down and touched the floor, and everyone except Mina had sweaty faces. When my father saw the game participants being so passionate, he laughed out loud and comforted my mother.
Haha! Don’t worry, in-laws! There are negative points anyway, so the more you pick up, the greater the risk! Everyone, open it and check it out!”
We immediately gathered together as a team member and opened the envelope of letters we had picked up. Inside the envelope that Mina picked up and took away, there were four pieces of paper with 1 point written on them, 2 pieces with 2 points written on them, and the last one…
“Uh? Father. Here, it says ÷2. What is this?”
I showed my father the paper with ÷2 written on it. My father just glanced at it and answered with a slight smile.
“West of the river. Divide by 2 is divided by 2. “What can I do?”
“What are you sharing?”
“What can I do? It’s the score of Kang Seo-buk’s team.”
“Yes?”
“Father.”
Excluding the last one, our score total is 6 points. When told to split it in half, Minah also looked at her father and protested.
Haha!”
Unlike us, the other teams screamed in joy.
Haha! 2 points for 1, 1 point for three! 5 points! Well done, Sehee!”
“I was lucky. Or maybe I did a good job.”
“Mom. Even if you do all of this, you only get 4 points.”
“Daughter. Are you okay? Minah took the share. “I’m not last.”
“Hohohoho! Honey! Multiply by 2 to get 6 points! We are first place!”
“…”
Nod
We, who had picked up the most, had our 6 points cut in half and ended up in last place with a score of 3 points. But there were still other games left. The goddess of victory would eventually smile on us.
“Hoho, Mr. Jiheon. Mina. Fighting.”
Just like my mother who was sitting on the living room sofa and enjoying the sights.
