Chapter 1219 – As Usual
Our plan was this. I met some handsome military barbarians at a bar, talked to them, and then went back to my dorm. But of course, as always, things didn’t work out that way.
“How is it? Would you like to follow me and drink together?”
The black man who came to our table out of nowhere paid no attention to Sehee and I. He just glanced at Minah and Taeyeon, who were sitting side by side, as if they were having a dirty delusion.
“Uh, over there? Uncle?”
There was no way I could feel good-looking at my women like that. But rather than showing my displeasure, I wanted to say this first.
“Are there any women who fall for you that way?”
“Pugh?!”
“Ugh, keuhuh… !”
Sehee and Lieutenant Rodriguez, who understood what I said, burst into laughter. The man’s behavior was so outrageous that the two completely lost their sense of absurdity.
Including the Demon King, Sehee, Minah, and Taeyeon. I was with four attractive women for four years. I don’t know if it’s fortunate or unfortunate, but I unintentionally learned how men approach women.
He pointed my phone at me and asked for my number. Be polite and be friendly. Even if it’s your first time meeting someone, approach them as if you’re friendly. Pretend to be mistaken for an acquaintance. It was roughly like this, but it was the first time I’d seen someone does it so openly like this guy.
“Ha, why?”
It was so absurd that the black man laughed at the first question he asked. He looked me up and down as I got up to greet the lieutenant and answered in a laughable manner.
“Follow me? Sorry, buddy. You shouldn’t do it. “Never.”
What are you talking about when you don’t even want to do it? There is no need to do it.
I didn’t necessarily say this out loud. If I did that, I would probably spit out a word that starts with F without even realizing it.
“Hi~”
At this time, Minah diverted the black man’s attention by greeting him with her smiling face. I gave him a euphemistic refusal as his eyes twinkled, not even knowing that this was acting.
“Because I’m not interested in you. It’s not even my type. And, I’m not single.”
Lastly, he showed off the couple ring he wore on his left ring finger. However, the black man did not leave and turned his head to Taeyeon and asked.
“I should thank your friend. Thanks to you, I can have you all to myself.”
“Ahaha.”
Even if you couldn’t speak English, you would know that it was flirting. Taeyeon, who smiled soullessly with only the corners of her mouth raised, spoke words that clearly conveyed her true feelings.
“Fuck you.”
“Taeyeon?!”
“Ahahaha!”
Even though he raised his middle finger, the black man did not leave. On the contrary, he laughed out loud and seemed amused.
“Haaa… !”
Even though I explicitly told him to go, I couldn’t help but sigh at the sight of him having no intention of doing so. As I was thinking about what to do, I looked around at the guests at our table other than that guy.
“Crazy dog, do what you always do.”
The lieutenant who witnessed me training one-on-one was amused,
“… !”
“… !”
Henry and Jayden’s eyes sparkled as they arrived next to me. Just like fangirls right before the concert starts.
“Haa, oppa.”
At this time, Sehee called me. I rested my chin on the arm resting on the table, picked up a piece of chicharrondo, and ate it, gesturing at that guy.
“Let’s just kick him out, right? “Are there any guests?”
“So you’re just like a dark person?”
“The black one is Minah. “I’m brown.”
“What are you saying?”
Even though I didn’t understand it, I thought it was a bit dirty, so I walked around the table and approached the man. Meanwhile, while he was trying to flirt with Minah and Taeyeon, he found me and started laughing at me.
“What’s going on, kid?”
“The women told me to go. Then go.”
“You mind your own woman.”
Sigh!
“Oh.”
The man who was laughing heartily suddenly grabbed me by the collar. Still, he pulled me closer, put his black, angry face in my ear, and whispered in a low voice.
“Before I get beaten up in front of women. Haha! Kid, okay?”
Immediately after making a serious threat, he let go of my collar and patted my shoulder in a friendly manner. I thought it was only black on the outside, but when I found out that it was black on the inside, I couldn’t stand it any longer.
“Hey”
Tak
Like his friend, he tapped his shoulder and slapped his arm away with the back of his hand. Then, his smiling face hardened, and he held up both palms of his hands.
“Just go. Please.”
“… “Did you just hit me?”
Chin!
“What?!”
This time the man openly pushed my chest. As he stepped back with strength commensurate with his size, he hurriedly looked back at the women.
“Use…”
“Jiheon.”
“You bastard!” “I’m trying to hide behind, really!”
Sehee picked up the phone with her dark blue eyes shining sharply, Minah quietly got up from her seat, and Taeyeon kicked out of her seat while swearing.
“Oh! Wait for a sec! “Wait a minute!”
It looked like he was going to do something at any moment, something so cruel that it would be better to die. I hurriedly approached them and stopped them, rather than this bastard who had pushed them away.
“No! No! I’ll solve it! I! Furthermore, I can solve it! Really! I’ll really solve it!”
“… Really?”
Sehee asked, looking up at me with a cold face. She continued her words, putting down her phone on the table as if she was about to do something.
“I’ll give you one minute.”
“Oh, yes. Thank you. That’s Min. Taeyeon. Please be patient too. I’ll solve it. “I can do it.”
“Yes, I understand.”
“It’s one minute. 1 minute. “If you go over even a little bit, it’s really hard to find.”
Are you talking about this guy? Isn’t it me?
Mina sat down with her tense body ready to go out at any moment, and Taeyeon sat down with a look in her eyes that did not suit a police officer.
“Hey. “What are you doing now?”
The black man who was watching all this asked in a dumbfounded voice. Of course, it wasn’t worth answering, so I tried to persuade him more desperately than before.
“I really want you to go. I mean this sincerely. I’m saying this for you. “I don’t know what will happen if I don’t go.”
“Under! Are you threatening me now?”
“It’s not a threat. Please. Please go. Please. “It’s good for your health to go.”
“Do you think I’m a coward?”
Even though I asked him to please go, he refused to listen. The black man stood facing me with his chest puffed out as if to show off his large size. Then he bent his back and stuck his head out as if he was greeting.
“Hit me.”
“What?”
“Try hitting me. Why. Can’t you hit me? Are you okay? Hit me.”
“No… !”
When I tried to save him, he told me to hit him. But I wanted to resolve it as peacefully as possible. I tried to persuade him by raising both palms up to chest level to show that I didn’t want to hit him.
“I don’t want to hit you. “I want you to go back to your table quickly.”
“What. Are you a coward?”
“Okay. You’re a coward. So, I would like you to go to your seat. Please.”
“A coward? Then, you can fuck these bitches and just watch,”
For a moment, I burst into tears and both my hands went out. His hand was raised to indicate that he had no intention of hitting him, but he struck both ears with his hand as if he were hitting him.
Green onion!
No matter what exercise I did, I couldn’t train the inside of my ears. His eardrums must have been torn by the impact I just gave him. He lifted his hands and covered his ears.
Wow!
Thanks to this, I was able to throw the left hook exactly where the liver was located. The sound of the impact and the feel of the hand as the fist made contact were evidence that the impact had gone well.
“Ugh! Oh my gosh!”
In addition to a ruptured eardrum, I also suffered a river shot. The black bastard, who was hit in two critical places at once, tried to stand by walking next to her, but ended up falling to the ground.
Uddangtangtang!
“Uuuuu… !”
“Whoo!”
I let out a short sigh when I saw him rolling around on the floor, not even able to moan properly. As that bastard fell down, I ignored the attention that was starting to come and looked at my women.
“Has one minute passed?”
“A little.”
“Please take a look. “It ended up like that.”
“Yes, I understand.”
“You’re not falling behind, are you? Then, that’s enough.”
Even if a minute had passed, he seemed satisfied with the sight. I, too, approached him, thinking that I was glad that the situation ended that way.
“Don’t lie down, lie down. On your back. That way it hurts less.”
“Ugh… !”
“Lie down. Then it hurts more. “I told you to lie down.”
“You bastard who eats your mom!”
Anyone who knows English heard a familiar swear word. I got up from squatting down to lie down and looked at what kind of cub it was.
“What did you do to him!”
Before this bastard came, it was a black man who left Minah and Taeyeon because he thought they were lesbians. The way he cursed and glared at me made me guess that he was in the same group.
“He looked at my women,”
“Fuck! “I will kill you!”
“I was explaining?!”
Before he could even finish his sentence, he came running towards me, stomping his feet so that his floor was shaking. Although he was shocked by his complete lack of patience, his body had already prepared.
“You!”
Fluid!
As soon as he got in front of me, he swung his fist. As if that lumpy thing wasn’t silicone, a breeze blew every time I dodged it.
“Me!”
Poof!
“Kill!”
Fluid!
“I’m going to throw it away!”
Slap! Fluid!
However, compared to the power and speed of a passing truck, there was no accuracy at all. After dodging the punch several times, I waited for the right moment to counterattack. Right now.
Chin!
I aimed for the moment right after the punch and stretched out my foot. The place where her toes touched was, of course, the vital spot for all men.
“Ugh, ugh, ugh…” … !”
The level of pain was probably not much different from that of the guy who got hit with a river shot. Because the liver and intestines were intestines. But the good news was that I fell down with the sympathy of men other than me.
Coo!
Because he was so big, the sound of him falling was loud. Just as I was watching him collapse on top of his friend, I turned around and walked over to our table.
“… !”
“Oh, oh, oh! Oooooh!”
“You are truly special!”
The female lieutenant smiled slightly and gave an interesting look, while Henry and Jayden held each other’s shoulders and shook them in admiration. Of course, they weren’t the ones I was looking at.
“What should I do with this? “I hit someone.”
“It’s okay, brother. “They don’t report it to this extent here.”
“Jiheon. No problem. Even if you are arrested, you just have to pay bail.”
“I came here to have fun. I didn’t come here to work. Did you understand?”
Sehee is smiling, Minah is still blunt, and Taeyeon is pretending not to know. Everyone’s expressions were different, but their gaze on me was the same.
