Chapter 1217 – These Crazy Bastards, in Pairs… !
Honestly, I’m sick of Western culture. I spent my military service at a U.S. Military base in Korea, played with Americans at the deployment site, and the other world I lived in for seven years was also set in a Western fantasy.
“Uh? “What is it?”
However, these experiences were not the cause of the déjà vu I felt as soon as I entered the pub.
“Is this place similar to the place I went to before?”
A bartender working behind a display case full of alcohol, people drinking at bar tables or round tables, lighting as dark as dawn, and even songs playing in the background. It was no different from pubs in Korea.
“No, brother.”
Sehee smiled at me as I panicked at the door. Then he passed me and went into a familiar pub and said something.
“Don’t you know about globalization? Globalization? All the pubs are there.”
“Jiheon. Are you disappointed?”
“Uh. I was so fucking disappointed.”
Taeyeon answered Mina’s question instead. Entering the pub for the last time, she looked around inside with her frowning face. I complained and was dissatisfied with the fact that it was no different from Korea except for the different races.
“If this was going to be the case, why didn’t we just ask to have a drink at the hotel? “It’s not much different from the last time I went.”
“I was expecting something different. “Go ahead and sit down.”
Even after seeing Taeyeon and me disappointed, Sehee smiled excitedly. He looked like a 20-year-old visiting a bar for the first time. Of course, she was a married woman who got married at the age of 23.
“Jiheon. “What about there?”
Unlike Se-hee, who was excited, Min-ah looked around with her blunt face and spoke. The place she pointed to was a round table for four people, which perfectly matched the number of people.
“Oh, is that so?”
I was disappointed because the atmosphere of American pubs was not much different from that of Korea, but that was all. Because I already had everything I needed to have fun.
“Ah, that’s nice. Let’s go over there and drink.”
“Yes, I understand.”
“But do you order drinks at the table? Or go directly?”
I took Sehee, Minah, and Taeyeon to the table I had seen earlier. Of course, as we are, the road wasn’t that smooth.
“Hwiyu~♪”
“Hey! It’s here! Just come here!”
“Hi, honey!”
Minah has voluptuous breasts in proportion to her height, and Taeyeon has a smooth butt line. Men’s sinister gaze fell on these two.
“Auntie, I heard your butt looks really chewy?”
Slap!
“Huh?! You crazy bitch?!”
It was the same for Sehee. Unlike in Korea, she was not receiving attention from the male, so Taeyeon slapped her butt.
“Oh, kinda. Sehee.”
“Why? “I just wanted to show you how soft your aunt’s butt is.”
“I understand English too?”
I sat down at the round table, glaring at Sehee, who did not reflect at all. Sehee, with a mischievous smile, sat on the left, the blunt and quiet Minah sat on the right, and Taeyeon sat in front, hitting Sehee on the back of the head.
“Oh! “You crazy bitch!”
Tak!
“Oh! Aunt! Why are you hitting me?”
His jet-black hair flew around, and he was hit so hard that his head bowed, but his mischievous smile was not erased at all. Sehee shouted, her dark blue eyes shining just as they did when she spanked her ass.
“You like getting your butt spanked while you fuck, huh?!”
“Uh oh! Hey?!”
“Is this crazy bitch really?!”
Widely! Widely! Tak!
I hurriedly covered Sehee’s mouth, and Taeyeon clenched her fist tightly and hit her delicate shoulder. And Minah had a blunt face,
“Taeyeon also prefers the act of receiving saliva.”
Taeyeon expressed her tendencies.
“Won’t you shut up?!”
“Oh, kinda!”
I was fortunate that Sehee and Minah sat on the left and right, and Taeyeon and I sat across from each other. Like now, when both sides talk nonsense, I can immediately respond by nagging.
“Oh, really.”
The storm of bullshit that will happen many times in the future has passed. Taeyeon sighed and muttered due to the lingering feelings.
“These crazy bastards, in pairs… !”
“Hey, aunt. It’s okay, Aunt. This is a foreign country. “I don’t know Korean very well.”
“What? When I was buying sandwiches in the morning, the black employee spoke Korean. Very. Well. Bitch.”
“Are you okay. I’m also good at Korean. Very. Well.”
“Earn a whip. Earn a beating. Very.”
Taeyeon didn’t raise her fist when she saw Sehee smiling slyly. Instead, she raised the corners of her mouth and smiled, changing the subject.
“But how do you order here? Do you go and do it yourself? Or come?”
“It appears that the staff is taking orders. Look.”
There were so many eyes focused on our seats that we didn’t even notice that an employee was approaching. A white man with a thick-looking beard, although short, arrived at our table.
“Um…”
He didn’t hand over the menu he held at his side. It was the same even after I looked at Minah and Taeyeon with a kind look.
“Excuse me. ID, please.” (Excuse me. Please show me your ID.)
“Oh, ID? What, are you talking about the game ID?”
“Aunt. Your ID card. Then, is the password your resident registration number?”
Sehee scolded Taeyeon, who asked in confusion, and rummaged in her coat pocket. At the same time, they stopped us from taking out our passports instead of our ID cards.
“It’s okay, everyone. I think I came here because of my baby face anyway.”
It wasn’t wrong at all. Sehee was small in stature and had a youthful face, so she was mistaken for a middle school student. Compared to Korea, white people with presbyopia would look like middle school students or even younger.
“Sorry. There are many cases like this.”
Even though I said I would be sorry, I showed my passport without looking sorry at all. The male employee took the passport, opened it, and took turns looking at Sehee’s face and the contents.
“… Thank you.”
The staff member, who compared the photo with Sehee for a few seconds, returned the passport with a smile. After receiving it, Sehee put it back in her pocket and boasted.
“I’m sorry everyone. It’s because I’m so young. I’m so sorry. In particular, 35-year-old aunt Taeyeon Jeong?”
“This fucking bitch?”
“Excuse me. You too, ma’am.” (Hey, can you give it to me too?)
After confirming Sehee’s age, the employee refused to leave and also asked for Taeyeon’s ID. Taeyeon was shocked to see her hand extended to her, but she held out her passport.
“OH!”
The employee who checked Taeyeon’s passport was surprised as her eyes widened. He asked while looking at the passport and Taeyeon in turn.
“Are you really 34 years old? It doesn’t look like that, does it?”
“Uh, uh, thank you.”
“Anyone who looks at me would think I’m 24!”
“Oh, thank you. Thank you.”
Even though he didn’t know what he was saying, he seemed to realize it was a compliment. Because she understood, she nodded her face as if to quickly hand over her passport, but a smile was forming on Taeyeon’s lips.
… Uh? Are you laughing?
“Please give it to me too.”
Next to Taeyeon was, of course, Minah. She handed over her passport while smiling as she always did when she was around other people.
“Here.”
“Thank you. Oh! “I guess you like traveling!”
I gave it to her to check her age, and she looked at the page with the immigration stamp. She began to deviate from her employee behavior, and when she was in a bad mood, she called out to him in a sharp voice.
“Hey! “If I knew you were an adult, wouldn’t you just give it back?”
“All right. All right. “You are truly beautiful.”
Even though it was obvious that I was in a bad mood, I didn’t change my attitude. He returned my passport with a sly smile and took my order without even checking my age.
“For 4 beers, please give me 1 chicharron.”
“Okay, lady!”
“Can you please stop calling me ma’am?”
“Okay, lady!”
Employee Nam left, smiling at Sehee, who asked him not to treat her like a child. As soon as I did that, I started questioning what happened earlier.
“Taeyeon.”
“Uh? “What?”
“Why did you laugh?”
“What?”
“No, you laughed. To him. When I told him I was young, he laughed. “He said he wanted to die because he liked it.”
“Under! “This is killing me, really.”
Taeyeon thought it was a joke and tried to laugh it off, as if she had no idea how I felt. Sehee whispered to her and informed her of the situation.
“Aunt. You were really offended. “My aunt smiled at that person.”
“Huh?”
“Taeyeon. Jiheon was upset.”
“No, what. Are you sulking about something like this? “I was just laughing.”
“Of course I’m angry. “You laughed at another man.”
I thought I knew why I got scolded by women even when I smiled out of politeness. The moment Taeyeon’s smile turned to another man, specifically to the man who was slyly trying to seduce her, her heart felt tight.
“No, ha! Ha, Mr! Oh, really… !”
Even though she told him she was offended, Taeyeon didn’t say a word of apology. She let out a series of bewildered laughs and asked, looking alternately at Sehee and Minah on the left and right instead of at me.
“Hey. “Isn’t he so cute when he’s jealous?”
“Huh?”
“Wait a minute, hey. Because I’m sorry? Really? But, I’ll apologize later. Wow, Mr. Really. “Your face is so hot.”
Flak, flutter, flutter
Before I knew it, she couldn’t make eye contact with me, fanning her red-hot face one after another. I forgot how upset I was and looked at Taeyeon blankly, then made eye contact with her wives.
“I guess my aunt has fallen for my brother more than I thought?”
“As expected, it’s Taeyeon.”
Sehee looked at me with a happy smile, and Minah nodded with a blunt face, as if it was very obvious.
“Ah, Mr. Hey. Hey.”
Toktok
My fiancé called me as I was taking turns looking at her two wives. Taeyeon, whose face was still red, couldn’t erase the smile that was blooming and apologized.
“Hey. I am sorry. I have you, fuck. Laughing at someone else. Hey. Sorry. Okay? Sorry. Haha! Oh, really. I didn’t even drink, so why is it so hot? Her face is hot too.”
Now my face has become hot like Taeyeon’s. In the end, I forgot about this incident after receiving her sincere and smiling apology.
