Chapter 1433 – Why Are There No Proper Bastards Among the Mercenaries?
It seemed like my father saved his men from many countries around the world. Starting with the US Marines, Green Berets, Rangers, British SAS, Brazilian BOPE, etc. All special forces and races on the planet were gathered together.
“Wow!”
“Oh! Oh! Too fast! Too! “It’s too fast!”
“Whahahahaha!”
They had the power to overthrow a small country in one day. But now they were sledding on the green artificial turf and laughing.
“… “You really like it?”
Of course, I had no idea that mercenaries, a name synonymous with difficult occupations, would like sledding so much. If I had taken them to the folk village as I first thought, it would have been a huge problem.
“Hey! Crazy dog!”
Emma, who is Hispanic and has lighter skin than Minah, approached me. She asked with excitement, her face flushed as she clipped the red plastic sled to her side.
“You don’t sled?”
“Oh, well. I’ll just stay here. And don’t call me that.”
“Why? Crazy dog. It suits you really well, doesn’t it?”
“I told you not to call me that. Go ride and have fun. Like your friends.”
I looked away from Emma and looked back at the scene unfolding beyond the railing. Foreigners as big as bears rode sleds with excitement. People around us who came to play as a family looked at us in amazement.
“Ahahaha! “You bastard!”
While Emma still hadn’t left, Chris also approached. He was holding a blue plastic sled and said the same thing with his face turning pink.
“Crazy dog! Don’t be confused here, let’s ride together! Is it because you’re scared?”
“Of course. “I’m afraid I’ll be treated like a crazy person like you.”
“Why are you doing this when you’ve already been treated like a crazy person? Let’s go!”
“It’s done. Ride yourselves. Go quickly.”
Chris and Emma, who kept riding together, were pushed onto their backs and sent up to the sledding area. Once I was alone again, I looked at the sledding slope just like before.
Hum! Hum!
At this time, a vibrating sound was heard from inside my pants pocket. I took out the phone in my pocket and realized that I had received a call from the devil. I immediately pressed the green call button and put it to my ear.
“Hello?”
-Hmm? How did you know that Jim was your wife?
“Your name is on it.”
-Ahahaha! That’s right! Hmm! So! Jiheon! What are they doing now?
“Now? I’m playing really well right now. Thank you. “Thank you for recommending this place.”
It was none other than the Demon King who told him to bring the mercenaries, who could probably kill even bears, here. I thought it was a good thing I asked her because she always dragged me outside.
Haha! Look at it! If you hadn’t listened to Jim and gone to the folk village, they would have been chasing you! The trouble is a bonus!
“Oh, kinda.”
I also thought that the devil was so arrogant that he said no.
“So, where should we go next?”
Even if it wasn’t so much that I wanted to kiss him right away, I had to use what I had to use. It was impossible to just ride a sled all day.
-Hmm! What about the next article restaurant? You haven’t eaten yet!
Maybe it would be better to just sled all day.
“What kind of restaurant is this? I’d rather go to a Korean restaurant.”
-Jim isn’t just asking you to go to the driver’s restaurant! That’s right, a buffet! We’re going to a restaurant with a Korean buffet! It is certain that you will taste plenty of K’s heart and foam there!
“What on earth… !”
Whether he was talking nonsense was so absurd that it didn’t even come out. I wanted to say that we should go somewhere better than the driver’s restaurant, but I couldn’t because I thought something would happen.
“Uh, wait a minute. I think I should quit.”
-Hmm? Why do you do that?
“No, some crazy person is hunting.”
Haha! Just do it! He’s not a kid!
“It’s because the other person is a high school student! “I’ll just hang up!”
-Uh, uhh, um! Hang up! Hang up quickly!
I quickly hung up the phone and went up to the sledding area. A black man who was said to be a Green Beret was in the middle of hunting at the place where he ran to. As I said before, to a girl who looks like a high school student.
“Hey, yes in
★What is Ta’s ID?”
“Ha, hi?”
“Uh? Are you Japanese? Konnichiwa. “I love sushi!”
“What are you doing! “You idiot!”
I approached the kid who mistook HI for Japanese because it was a Korean pronunciation. I bowed my head and apologized to the girl who seemed to have a troubled face.
“Sorry! Because he’s a crazy bastard! I’m sorry!”
“Oh, yes, yes. Thank you… !”
He bowed his youthful face as if he were a high school student and left. Her black asshole was still beside herself and was trying to grab her. I immediately blocked his way.
“Hey, hey! Where are you going! In
★Even if it is a different ID,”
“Hey! You idiot! Do you know how old he is!”
“Mad Dog! What’s the matter! “You’re an adult!”
“Are you really a pervert? He’s not even 20 years old! “He’s still a kid!”
“What? “I thought you looked really young, but are you really young?”
“Oh! “You pervert bastard!”
It seemed like people had too much faith in the saying that Asians have a lot of facial features. The black man laughed mischievously when he realized he was trying to touch a minor.
Haha! I almost got into big trouble! Thank you! Mad Dog!”
“Shut up!”
“Don’t do that! Where are we going next? Let’s go somewhere with a lot of women! Pretty and sexy women!”
“Why are you going there like that! “I’m not going!”
“No way! Are you sure we’re going to talk? Okay! Let’s go with the top secret today! Look! Jiik!”
I pretended to stuff his mouth with a zipper as if I was never going to tell the boss. Still, I had no intention of taking many women with me.
“Uh? Mad Dog. Look over there.”
The black man, who seemed to have no intention of coming to his senses, tapped me on the shoulder and pointed behind him. When I looked back, another incident was happening.
“Ugh! Mom! Dadaaaaa!”
“Huh, kid? Don’t cry. What’s the matter? “Mommy, where’s Daddy?”
“Ugh! “Someone help me!”
“… !”
She was a girl who must have been 8 years old, crying, and while Chris was embarrassed in front of her, she tried to console him somehow. She didn’t even know that it resonated even more.
“Oh, kinda! Chris! Hey! “Stay there!”
Without realizing it, I ran while shouting in Korean. Chris found me and pointed to the crying girl with his bear-like hand.
“Mad Dog! Why is this girl crying? Mommy, you miss Daddy?”
“Because of you!”
“What? “It’s a joke, right?”
“Really because of you! Get away quickly!”
“Okay…”
After hearing the harsh truth, Chris quickly became sullen and backed away from the girl. At this time, a man and a woman who appeared to be the girl’s mother and father rushed over.
“Yeji! Yeji, hey! Wat ayu doing!”
“Oh my! Yeji! Come to mom! Hide behind mom!”
They protested to Chris, not knowing it was a misunderstanding, and hid her girl behind them. Chris, who quickly became a villain, looked like he was greatly hurt and cried.
“Hey! No! Hey! It’s a misunderstanding! Misunderstanding!”
I stepped in, leaving Chris behind me, her shoulders slumping. The girl’s parents smiled brightly for a moment when they saw that I could communicate well. Even though I glared harshly again.
“What is this! Why did this foreigner so carelessly touch my daughter?”
“No! She wasn’t touched! “I tried to find her mom and dad because they weren’t there!”
“Don’t lie! But why is my child crying during a game? Apologize right away!”
“Sorry! Hey! Chris! Apologize! Apologize to Little Girl!”
“I-I’m sorry. It’s my fault.”
The girl’s parents saw Chris’ sullen face and took her daughter without saying anything and left. I turned her around and comforted Chris, who was upset.
“Chris. Are you okay? You didn’t do anything bad. Instead, if something like this happens again, come and tell me right away. Got it?”
“Okay. “Let’s do that.”
“
I just want to know,
Ah, sir! Why is he acting like that again?”
The black guy who had been hunting minors earlier was now flirting with a woman in her 50s. After giving Chris a few more soothing words, we all rushed over.
It was a bit difficult for me too. That’s what her father said right before he left me in charge of the mercenaries. But this wasn’t that difficult. It wasn’t much different from the number of demon kings whose playfulness was reduced by a third and increased to 10.
“Hey. “Do you think we are little bastards?”
Percussion!
It was just about time to stop the black bastard and take a breather. One of the mercenaries approached me, throwing a plastic sled in front of me. Jimmy, a former Green Beret, seemed dissatisfied with me bringing him here.
“Wasn’t it fun?”
A topic that I liked until a little while ago because it was very fast.
“Fuck you.”
As if trying to gloss over what happened a little while ago, he uttered the F word in a public place where children were present. Jimmy then approached me and looked down at me with a height of over 190 cm.
Chin!
He put his hand on my shoulder as if to scare me. However, perhaps it was a different sense of fear, but instead of pressing down on her shoulders, he gently massaged them.
“Are you really Mad Dog? The Mad Dog I know is not a bastard like you. He’s tough, he’s rough, and he knows how to value his teammates. But not you.”
When he saw me for the first time today, he was wondering if it was me. I don’t know why this guy who was having fun just a little while ago is suddenly acting like this. Still, I tried to just laugh it off because I was my father’s subordinate.
“I told you so far. Don’t call me that. If you don’t like sledding, go for something else.”
“How did you marry the boss’s daughter?”
“…”
“Did you seduce me with that idiotic smile? Is this a waste? “I can act like a fool, huh?!”
“Uh? What’s the matter? “Where does it hurt?”
It was going to hurt a lot. Whether you were an amateur, a professional, or a mercenary, it was natural that if you were hit hard in the liver, you would not be able to speak properly and would sit down.
“Are you okay? “Can you stand up?”
I looked around her, pretending to be worried. Because I struck so quickly, no one noticed that I had used my fist. I looked down at Jimmy, who had been beaten for mentioning my woman, and warned him.
“Be careful what you say. “I may not kill you, but I can make you want to die.”
“Keuuuuu… !”
“Wake up quickly. “Before I blow your head off.”
Jimmy stood up, hugging her beaten side and grimacing at her face. At this time, I saw it. The corners of the mouth subtly rise while feeling pain as if internal organs are about to spill into the mouth.
Ugh, you crazy bastard. Why isn’t there a single proper bastard among the mercenaries?
