## Chapter 255 – 255. Kill The Gay King
255. Kill the Gay King
“Come on! How’s my body?! Don’t you want to touch it?! Lick it?! Rub against it?! You can do whatever you want with my body right now! Come here! You pure, young stud!”
I felt nauseous. I wanted to look away and run immediately.
‘…It’s annoying, but this is an opportunity.’
The Black Dragoon was posing and not moving. Instead, light kept flowing from his body.
From the Black Dragoon’s words and atmosphere, I could roughly guess what effect that pose had.
‘It probably has an effect that seduces men with a mental attack.’
It was disgusting, but I couldn’t miss this opportunity.
I slowly walked towards the Black Dragoon. The Black Dragoon didn’t change or break his pose. The Black Dragoon’s smile grew thicker.
My guess was right.
“Haha! You’ve also realized my physical beauty! That’s right!”
“……”
Realized my ass.
The Black Dragoon’s pose had no effect on me. It was probably because of my mental resistance trait.
Step, step.
My hand holding the black hammer tightened.
Get close to the unguarded bastard and smash his head. That was my plan.
“Hahaha! Come! Come! Come!”
Twitch, twitch.
His muscles bulged as if they were alive. The holy light emanating from his body grew even stronger.
But I only felt disgust.
“Oh, oh! You’ve come, you pure, young stud! Your scent excites me…!”
He grinned, licking his lips, just within arm’s reach. And then he broke his pose and reached out to me. I seized that moment and raised my hammer.
“I am Thor!”
Crack!
The hammer, charged with lightning, struck the bastard’s shiny bald head.
“Kuh?! S, Side Chest!”
The bastard staggered and quickly struck another pose.
One side of the Black Dragoon’s head was caved in, and one of his eyes had burst, so my attack wasn’t completely ineffective.
I didn’t hesitate and swung the hammer again.
Wham!
“My solid body cannot be broken by such an attack!”
His body was definitely solid. The Side Chest pose probably had the effect of increasing his body’s defense.
“It was a mistake for you to take that pose!”
The Black Dragoon should have counterattacked instead. There was no way I would be satisfied with just one attack.
Bang! Wham! Bang!
I kept swinging the hammer. Explosions echoed everywhere.
“K, kkkkk!”
Each time I continued my attack, something went wrong with the Black Dragoon’s solid body. His muscles began to crumple.
‘Still, if I keep hitting him like this, it’ll probably take 30 minutes to kill him….’
Was there a faster and more certain way to kill him? As I pondered for a moment, a thought flashed through my mind.
‘He attacks or defends by taking poses! Conversely, if he can’t take a pose, he can’t use his power!’
Break the Black Dragoon’s pose.
That was the conclusion I came to.
I started hitting the fingers that wrapped around his wrist intensively. His fingers shattered and began to loosen, and the Black Dragoon’s pose gradually crumbled.
“N, no…! My Side Chest…!”
“Now!”
I hit the bastard’s head with all my might. I hit the same spot I had hit earlier.
Then, the bastard’s large, muscular body staggered and fell to the floor.
I trembled as I looked at the bastard’s corpse. If I didn’t have the mental resistance trait… the thought alone was terrifying.
“H, he’s been taken care of.”
The female agents, who had gotten up from their seats, gathered around me. They had killed the powerful Black Dragoon, but their expressions were not bright.
That was because the Black Dragoon was just a gatekeeper guarding the Dark House.
Our fight hadn’t even properly begun yet.
“……Yujin. This place is a den of evil. Can we do this…?”
Sena, unusually, spoke weakly. She also knew that we were lucky to be able to kill the Black Dragoon.
“Don’t be scared. The Black Dragoon might just be unusually strong. The other gays inside might be weak.”
The Black Dragoon might be particularly strong because he was a gatekeeper.
I glared at the Dark House. The Deep Dark Gay would be inside. If I had my way, I wouldn’t want to go in either.
“We ultimately have to kill the Gay King. How can we kill the Gay King if we can’t even kill the Deep Dark Gay?”
This was just one of the steps towards the result.
***
We carefully walked through the dark corridors of the Dark House.
The Dark House felt like a much larger space than it appeared on the outside. It seemed to be the power of the Deep Dark Gay or another type of gay.
Fortunately, as I had expected, the gays inside the Dark House were not as strong as the Black Dragoon.
We hadn’t even explored half of the Dark House yet, but the power and skill of the gays we had encountered were at the level of ✩✩✩-grade gays. They were no match for us, who were armed with gay extermination weapons.
“At this rate, we can quickly conquer the Dark House…!”
The agents couldn’t hide their joy at the smooth situation.
Unlike them, I couldn’t be purely happy.
We had no information about the Dark House except that it was the base of the Deep Dark Gay.
We had no information about what kind of gays were hiding in the Dark House, how many gays there were, or the true power of the Deep Dark Gay. Since everything was unknown, we couldn’t let our guard down just because things were going well.
And then we encountered a gay in the hallway.
“Hehe. Intruders, I see.”
It was a middle-aged man wearing a white coat. He was smiling kindly.
“Ugh.”
As soon as I saw him, I felt like throwing up. The Doctor Gay was not wearing anything under his white coat, so his private parts were completely exposed.
“Hmm? Did you just feel nauseous? You don’t look well. I happen to be a doctor passing by. I’ll diagnose your body.”
The Doctor Gay took out a stethoscope from his coat and hung it around his neck. Then, he slowly walked towards me.
“K, kill him!”
The agents holding the gay lasers aimed at the doctor and pulled the triggers.
Pew! Pew pew pew! Pew pew pew!
Black beams shot out. However, they couldn’t penetrate the transparent barrier surrounding the doctor’s body.
“You have no manners. Am I not seeing a patient right now?”
The Doctor Gay erased his kind face and spoke irritably. He stopped walking and took out a surgical scalpel from his coat pocket. More than 10 scalpels were stuck between his fingers.
“Do you also want to receive my diagnosis? But you women can’t be my patients. So, you shall die.”
The Doctor Gay threw the scalpels at the agents. The agents gritted their teeth and dodged the scalpels. They dodged by hiding behind the walls or rolling on the floor.
It seemed that their training wasn’t just for show. All the agents dodged the scalpels. But it was still too early to be relieved. The Doctor Gay had taken out more scalpels from his pocket.
“Tsk…. You’re making things difficult.”
I stepped forward.
The Doctor Gay would definitely throw scalpels like the Pink Gay who created and threw endless dildos. Unless I got close and smashed his head into gay hell, I wouldn’t be able to kill him.
“The patient should stay still. What’s most important for a patient is a clean environment. I need to get rid of the bugs around here.”
I glanced at the agents and sent a signal with my hand.
‘Let’s go with Operation A.’
Operation A.
The easiest and most effective operation.
I would step forward and draw the gay’s aggro, and in that gap, the agents would surround and kill the gay. It was a possible tactic because the gays would be distracted by me, a pure, young stud.
However, the downside of this operation was that it made me feel disgusted.
‘If I can kill that bastard by feeling disgusted…! I’ll gladly endure it!’
I staggered and slumped to the floor. It was a terrible act, but the Doctor Gay’s eyes widened.
‘Gays act according to their respective concepts!’
The Health Gays were gays obsessed with exercise, and the Black Dragoon was a gay obsessed with muscle poses. The Doctor Gay in front of me was definitely a gay obsessed with medical practice. Therefore, if I induced medical practice, he would easily fall for it.
“Oh, no! Patient! What’s wrong!”
See? As predicted, he was running towards me with his thing dangling.
“M, my body isn’t feeling well. Doctor…!”
“Where does it hurt?! Tell me in detail!”
I glanced around. The agents were quietly and secretly moving slowly, trying to surround the Doctor Gay. The Doctor Gay didn’t even pay attention to the agents. His eyes were only on me.
I needed to buy a few more seconds until the agents completely surrounded him.
“Ugh… cough. Cough!”
“You’re coughing! Exactly where does it hurt?!”
“M, my head hurts a bit… and my throat hurts too…. Cough!”
“Do you have a fever?”
The Doctor Gay reached out his hand towards my forehead. I desperately turned my head to avoid his touch and said,
“N, no fever!”
“It’s difficult to make an accurate diagnosis. Take off your clothes. I need to check your condition with a stethoscope!”
My eyes shook. I glanced around and saw that I still needed a little more time.
“N, no! There’s no need for that!”
“There is a need!”
“D, doctor, you have excellent skills! You can prescribe even without a diagnosis!”
The one who had been reaching out to me nodded.
“Hmm…. It’s true that I’m a bit of a master doctor.”
“Doctor, you’re a master doctor, so you can prescribe without a diagnosis! Skip the diagnosis and give me a prescription!”
At my words, the Doctor Gay pondered for a moment and then nodded.
“I shouldn’t normally do this… but I’ll do it since the patient wants it.”
The Doctor Gay stood up from his spot.
“Well, actually, there’s only one prescription I can give you. No matter what disease you have, no matter what wounds you’ve suffered, one shot will cure everything.”
“A shot…?”
“Yes. A shot.”
I looked at his crotch and realized what the shot was.
“Uuugh!”
“Oh, my, your symptoms are getting worse. You need a shot quickly. Turn your butt this way!”
“N, no! You crazy bastard!”
“Hmm. There are patients who especially hate shots. You must be one of those patients. It can’t be helped.”
“D, did you give up?!”
“Give up? Do you think I would give up on a patient? Even if you say you won’t get a shot, I will force a shot on you to save your life!”
“That won’t happen! Kill him!”
I shouted at the top of my lungs. At that signal, the agents who had surrounded the Doctor Gay simultaneously raised their black hammers and charged.
“Huh?!”
The surprised Doctor Gay gasped. He was already completely surrounded, so there was no space to escape.
Bang! Wham! Bang!
The transparent barrier that had been protecting the Doctor Gay was broken helplessly. It seemed that even a barrier had its limits.
Once the barrier was broken, he could no longer escape from the hammers.
“Kaaaaaaaak!”
The Doctor Gay fell to the floor. Even as he was dying, he reached out his hand towards me.
“A, a patient is right in front of me…!”
I slammed my hammer down on his palm. Red blood splattered.
“From my point of view, you’re the one who seems like the patient?”
“I, I can’t give myself a shot…! Kkk!”
With a final scream, the Doctor Gay’s body went limp.
I got up from my spot and rubbed my chest. If I had been alone without the agents, I might have been defeated by the Doctor Gay. The thought alone was terrifying.
“As expected, it’s Operation A! There’s no operation that works as well as this one!”
Sena shouted happily. On the other hand, I sighed.
“It’s an operation that works well…. But I’m mentally exhausted.”
