In a World Where Dirty Cartoons Are Legal 1

Chapter 1 – Volume 1 – Actually, This Is Another World (1)

Beep!
Loud tinnitus rings in my ears, and my head hurts as if it would break.
My head was very confused because I couldn’t understand what had happened.
Heart attack? Shortness of breath What the hell is going on?

“Ah…!”
“Carly! Are you okay?”

Beautifully radiant blonde hair swayed and swayed in my sight.
Her hair was tied on both sides with a red string, and her red eyes glittered like jewels.
A beautiful girl I had never seen before was holding onto my body and showing a very thrilled expression.
It seems that the situation has become more unknown now?

“Who are you…?”
“…To?”

The moment I said it, I realized that there was something very odd about it.
The words the blonde, red-eyes, twin-tailed girl in front of me were uttering, and the words I had just spoken, were not all in Korean.
No, beyond that, it did not resemble any language I know.
However, I was using the word so naturally as if it were my mother tongue.

‘Ah, that was just a mistake.’

The person the girl called Carly seemed to be referring to me, and I seemed to cherish it because I was genuinely moved that it had happened.
But how would you feel if that precious person asked you who you were?
It must be very painful to judge that there is a problem with the other person’s head.

“I am Leah. Rosaria. Rosaria de Magius! Callie, do you really not remember me?”

Seeing Rosaria ask a question almost to the point of crying made me want to cry.
No, fuck me, some crazy bastard used an emoticon to curse me, and I collapsed as soon as I was told to stop.
Why are you in this situation as soon as you wake up?

“Ah…!”
“Carly!”

While I was thinking about that, the headache suddenly got worse and it started to hurt as if her head would break.
And at the same time as the pain slowly disappeared, strange memories began to come up little by little.
Among them were memories of Rosaria, who had just been crying for me, as well as memories of the owner of the body I was moving.

“This crazy…”

Kalih Gladys, the only son of the Gladys family.
That was the name of the owner of the body I possessed.
No, rather than being possessed, it would be a little more natural to think that the memories of living as ‘Kali’ and ‘Kim Si-woo’ were me in my previous life.
Because even though ‘Kim Si-woo’s ego is stronger now, the memories and emotions of living as ‘Kali’ are quite strong.
I thought it would be more plausible to say that he recalled the memories of Kim Si-woo, his previous life, as he almost died in an accident earlier.

And the reason why my ego is leaning toward Kim Si-woo rather than Kali seems to be because, unlike Kim Si-woo, who was reaching her late 20s, Carly is just 19 years old.
This must be unavoidable because the amount of memory is insufficient for nearly 10 years.
Or, well, it might be a situation where Kim Si-woo really possessed Kali.
Now that I think about it, my last memory as Kim Si-woo was ambiguous whether I was dead or alive.

‘Well, that’s not important right now.’

For now, the first thing to do is to somehow solve this damn situation.
All of a sudden, he threw lines suggesting that he had lost his memory, and even complained of a headache.
She must have been a great shock to Rosalia, who was watching it.

“Rosaria!?”

When Rosalia, so startled, lost her mind and collapsed, I became very embarrassed and grabbed her head.
It feels like the problem has grown because Rosaria was by his side.
I wouldn’t have worried so much if it was my other family or younger brother anyway.
No, in the first place, Rosalia would have been so surprised and worried that she would have never expected it if it were me in the past.

‘Well, now I’m making this judgment because I know that the tsundere characteristic of Rosaria is a tsundere attribute that comes from her shy heart.’

Rosaria de Magius.
She is the eldest daughter of the famous Magius family, and she is an aspiring wizard who is said to have tremendous potential.
Our Gladys and Magius families have had a good relationship since the old days, and we have been close friends since childhood.
Of course, Rosaria is one year older than her, but since she didn’t care about her age, she was close to her, so she was just a friend of hers.

As for Rosaria, she was strangely obsessed with me since she was young, and she did a lot of strange things, but now that I think about it, it seemed like she just liked me and didn’t know what to do.
She’s just so shy, that if she finds out that she likes her, she’d rather try to hide her feelings by bothering me.
Yeah, she really was a human being who could be described as a tsundere.

“The patient is being copied…”

With a whimper, I put Rosalia on the other bed next to her and returned to my bed.
Anyway, if you look closely at this case, you could see that it started from Rosaria’s love and her obsession.
Knowing that, Rosaria must have been even more shocked.

Until last year, we were in a relationship where we could come and meet whenever we wanted to see each other.
However, it was the time when Rosalia, who turned 20 from this year, was entering the academy, which is a university in terms of Earth.
Graveda Academy, where Rosaria is enrolled, has the characteristic of all students living in a dormitory, so it was planned that it would be difficult to meet freely from now on.

Rosalia thought she would put up with it for a year or so, but if I fail to enter Graveda Academy next year, she’ll be away for a longer time than that.
It must have been a thunderstorm situation for Rosaria, who was quite obsessed with me.
But isn’t Graveda Academy the most talented academy in the empire?
How do I pass it

“Her arm condition is not good yet. Did you overdo it by putting her on the bed?”

A human named Kalih Gladys, despite being the only son of a famous swordsman family named Gladys…
He had a very poor talent for swordsmanship.
Yes, that was the cause of all these incidents.

Of course, lousy means that there is no chin to enter Graveda Academy.
If he had been born in an ordinary commoner’s country house and had this much talent, he would have been able to hold a party in the village.
If it hadn’t been this far, Rosalia wouldn’t have coaxed me into practicing hard in the first place, and her family would have given up on my future long ago.

However, it is just a talent that is evaluated as being good at an ordinary level.
It was difficult for me to satisfy the monsters of the Gladys family, as I had the talent of an entrance exam knight.
No, where is the lineup of sword masters in the genealogy of a fantasy novel setting?
Are you not properly balanced?

“Ha…”

I was under a lot of stress because of that, and in fact, I was wasting my time giving up everything for the past year.
But Rosaria didn’t know my condition and wanted to go to school with me, so she provoked her with her swordsmanship, and I responded to Rosaria’s provocation, jealous of her talent as her self-esteem hit rock bottom.
After that, of course, I was beaten while admiring the tremendous magic of Rosaria, who entered Graveda Academy at the top of her class.

Actually, there was no problem until there.
As for Rosaria, of course she only shoots magic enough that a person can be hit, and she only focuses on intimidating me.
He probably thought that if I raised my medicine like that, I would be in serious mode and at least awaken my talent.

In fact, the real problem is that I, who had gone mad with my inferiority complex, reacted with an unexpected action.
Ignored all the rules that had to be followed when sparring with swordsmanship and magic, and just stabbed Rosaria with a sword and attacked.
Of course, I didn’t expect that kind of fucking attack to reach Rosalia, and it felt like an outburst filled with her resentment.

Rosalia, embarrassed by my foul play, unknowingly used her powerful magic to defend herself.
It was the circumstances of today’s incident that she was beaten and rolled about ten times on the ground.
Honestly, it was so damn painful and embarrassing to the extent that memories of my previous life came back.

“But what do you really want to do when you come back…”

The real problem stemmed from the real return of memories from previous lives.
Of course, it was not what Carly wanted or what Siwoo Kim wanted.
Remember being teased by a weirdo for something unrealistic, then saying fuck it and having a heart attack?
It was a memory I really didn’t want to know.

Even the comfortable memory of modern culture was flooded into the problem was serious.
A comfortable life with robots cleaning, washing dishes, and shopping delivered by couriers.
And remembering the strong combination of sweet and salty flavors of condiments that is possible because it is modern.
I lost my mind thinking that I would only get annoyed because I was uncomfortable doing anything now.

‘Damn it…’

And in fact, there was another reason that made me genuinely angry, and that is that there are no computers or tablets in this world.
Isn’t it too harsh to take those two away from a jimp?
If I don’t paint for a week, if not for a day, it’s a very fatal problem for me, as my hands and feet tremble.
It seemed like the disease of running away from home because I couldn’t draw, which was a chronic disease, would go away.

“Fuck, the world hates me.”

No matter how much I think about it, other than that, there is no reason why things like this happen to me alone.
To me who was still unhappy, why are you throwing unhappy memories as a 1+1 event?
Really sucks

“Karl, Lee…?”
“Lia, are you out of your mind?”
“Yeah, yeah… Lia? Carly, remember you!?”
“Oh, it was just a little bit confusing.”

As soon as she heard my answer, she looked at me with her strangely moved eyes, and then she hugged me tightly.
Then, with a very pitiful expression, she wept, saying that she would never do anything like that in the future.
He apologized for all the sudden actions he had taken so far.
Even…

“I did it because I was too shy to reveal my love for you… I will not hide the fact that I love you from now on. From now on, I will never do anything stupid like that…”
“What…?”

Day 1 of this world.
A tsundere childhood friend takes pictures of regrets by herself and then turns into a megadere.