Chapter 98 – A Little Distant Story/Interlude
Church in Ozora Village. This building was built when the village was first built, that is… When the village was more like a village with a few houses gathered together. Now, it has become quite an eye-catching landmark. Anyway, it is a historic building.
In a corner of such a sacred space, a red-haired woman took a drag from her cigarette, crossed her legs, placed her index finger on the end of the cigarette,
-Crackling!-
I lit it on fire.
The woman, lighting her cigarette with pure finesse, without any chanting or witchcraft, sighs deeply as dark circles wrinkle her swarthy face…
-Kyaang!-
“Ugehehe?!”
She dropped her cigarette with an ancient smack on the back of her head.
“What kind of dog food guy?! A mat!!!! Kwaaaaa!”
“Church. You’re smoking indoors, so do you want to go through it?”
Mother.
The red-haired nun, holding the back of her numb head, huffed and turned her head. There, a knight wearing full plate armor gazes at this place while flipping off her gauntlets.
“Who is your baby? Fuck!”
“Then do you call the person who gave birth to you Aemi or Abby?”
By the way! I would have hit him with the gauntlet right now! This is immoral!
“So, what’s going on here? I’ve been telling you this for a while now, but I don’t care whether you chase, buy, or fuck with someone. If you’re going to come and harass me, just go to your father!”
“It’s even weirder that it makes a tin can sound when you hit it with the gauntlet. But you seem to be doing well?”
When the driver asked that question, I was elated. She’s a nun who starts shaking with excitement.
“Huh, that’s right? This body must be so pretty, right? Even if you just sit still, all kinds of idiots will come up to you and say, ‘Sister, you’re pretty today too’, ‘Sister, even if you give birth to my baby!’ “I heard you’re flirting with me by saying, ‘I’m a nun… I’m a loser… Lee Sang-hye…’?”
A life where you smile softly at those idiots and ask them to make a request in a soft voice, and they take care of everything for you, like some kind of auto-hunting phone game.
“Ha…”
“You were bragging just now, so why are you sighing again?”
Although it is such a life, it is so small compared to the brilliant glory of the past. Shabby. Clearly my position wasn’t like this!
“This is all because of that idiot rapist!!!!!”
“I started having seizures again. Sister, did you miss lunch prayers today?”
“Yes, that’s right. Soon, she’ll be back on fire with her own will and full of motivation.”
“Father, let’s go by ourselves.”
A nun who complains and a knight who accepts it. If she is a member of the Ozora Church, she is a sight everyone must have seen at least once.
“And! Take off the lid when indoors!”
The nun stood up from her seat and struck down her knight’s helmet.
-At the time!-
“Kwaaaaah!!! Goddam! Jjass!”
“Is it okay for the devil to swear in such a sacred way?”
The knight takes off his helmet while responding to his mother’s comments in a pathetic tone.
Squeak, rattle!
“Whoa…”
Long red hair, like a nun’s hair, was pouring out from inside that helmet. Light is reflected in the air full of sweat and steam, creating a dazzling glow.
‘Wow…’
‘Starting today, I withdraw my support relationship with the nun. I will become a slave to the female knight. Any attack on the female knight is considered an attack on me…’
‘What?! It wasn’t a man! Yep, I think I’ll fall in love with it though.! I’m a woman?’
At the end of her sharp-looking eyes, her long eyelashes are moist. The eyes of those who visited the church widened at the sight of her high nose bridge and cold expression on her face, as well as her princess-like red hair.
“Fuck! Write again! Stop messing with my servants! This is my place!”
“What are you asking me to do? Won, really.”
And among the people who admired her appearance, there were those who were shocked.
“Huh, huh…!!! Tanya?! Tanya, the princess knight! She’s not a princess or a knight anymore, but she’s Tanya!”
“Ha? That’s a lie? Why is such a big man in a church like this!”
“That armor’s emblem, I was caught red-handed. It’s definitely! It’s Tanya the Red Lioness!”
The girl who calmly talks to the red-haired nun, leaving behind the noisy crowd, is Tanya.
-A half-man, half-horse knight, a warrior, and a woman who was almost the monarch of a kingdom. She is an unprecedented monster that can wield both a holy sword and a magic sword at the same time.-
There were many titles that could describe her, but she had never used those words herself.
Because, rather than her brilliant, brilliant and funny words, she had a nickname that only she had been using for a long time.
“I’m not that kind of person. Everyone, listen carefully.”
Gulp…
The audience is overwhelmed by her voice. What is this great man trying to say with such weight?
“I am Tanya. A long time ago, and even now. In the future too—“
-It’s just Papa’s daughter, Tanya.-
“”””””…””””””
Having said that, everyone was lost in their thoughts at the sight of her blushing face, and they just stood inside the church, drooling in the air like civilians who had been hit by 0.2 seconds.
Tadat!
She just disappeared in thin air. No one could follow her appearance like that. Except for one person.
“You crazy bitch! You did that in front of everyone?! Ahhh!!! I’m embarrassed! I’m embarrassed!”
Her mom Only the lamentations of a former succubus queen and a current village nun (lifelong) echoed in the church.
A little future story. It was a story about a time when the adventures of a demon warrior were slowly becoming obsolete or desolate.
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Ozora village was swept away by a big storm. We succeeded in defeating the Succubus Queen, one of the Four Heavenly Kings.
“Yes, the purpose is not to throw a crystal punch, but to throw a crystal chinchin.”
“Pannamuchung Yuu-kun! Uuu~ Kuzda~”
I am the recipient of the jeers of two women. But I have nothing to say! But I wasn’t confident that I could win with that die-dye!
“Anyway, what happens now?”
We approach the pregnant woman lying on the ground. Sepina naturally brought her fists together…
“If I hit this guy now, will everyone in the world not get hurt?”
“Oh no! Violence on pregnant women is dangerous!”
It’s not people, it’s the world that’s dangerous! You bitch! Stop!
While we were contemplating the treatment of the succubus, who was trembling on the floor and rolling her eyes, Sister Marie slowly approached us and spoke.
“Yong-do-kun, and the party members. I have a proposal.”
“Suggestion…?”
Let’s see where it goes.
“Please leave the aftermath of the Succubus Queen to our church.”
“It’s a church. Is it safe to leave the devil to the church?”
“Eh. It’s not happening for the better. Rather, the church can be the safest.”
The nun then goes on to point out the advantages of protecting one’s safety in church. According to her explanation, she can make demons weaker than humans through various holy relics and magic possessed by the church.
“But that guy isn’t just a devil, he’s the Four Heavenly Kings, so is it okay?”
“Ah. The dragon is right. The lewd nun! The great evil that was sealed like this is Chrysche, who will reappear as the boss in the sequel?”
“I came after watching the latest episode, but this novel is boring and boring.”
-Kkkk-
Thump thud! Sepina and high five.
“What kind of book should I read… I wonder if it’s true (at all)…”
In response to Sephina’s tackle, the nun with a sad expression muttered,
(… A saint can’t lose to a devil like that…)
At this time, I misheard the muttering and was just ignoring it.
Well… After thinking about it a bit, I thought it would be okay, so I said this.
“Well, I guess it’s okay. Aren’t we more comfortable? They say they’ll take care of everything over there.”
Okay. Anyway, I was the one who defeated the Four Heavenly Kings. If it’s the church that handles it, it’s not my fault if I’m released! This is important.
The hero captured the Four Heavenly Kings! Can’t you handle that one thing!
“What is this?”
“Then if I’m released again, will I commit it again…?”
Haha! Eat it up! Day and night! Any time! If you want to become stronger!”
“Horny! Ecchi!”
If you do something bad again! Just drop off the PUNISHMENT and that’s it!
“As expected, sex is Yongpyeong www”
“Ugh… I don’t understand this conversation at all.”
“Don’t worry, Miss Anko. I also want to open the inside of those two Atama.”
Inside my head…? Are you curious about that?
Unfortunately, my head is not removable. I wanted to open the lid and make fun of him like a certain master teacher, but unfortunately, I can’t do that because I’m a normal person.
“It’s disgusting. How did you know?”
“What are you using for Pakuri this time?”
Uh huh. Pakuri. It’s rude.
“It’s a parody.”
“Then this is the cause!”
-Kang!-
“Degyabyo!”
The nun who returned my sunken head to its heel. Anyway, Sister Marie, carrying the fainting succubus, decided to say goodbye to us for a moment. That means things will get busier in the future. It wasn’t even officially our party to begin with.
“Then, let’s say goodbye for now, Yong-kun.”
“Yes. Well, thank you for helping me, Sister. Please take care of that piece of luggage as well.”
“Yes! The nun is healthy too! Tanya? Or what should I call her.? Anyway, she is healthy too!”
Ankowa purely supports the two people
“Well… When we meet again, we will be enemies!”
“Puh, looks like a wild cat? Eruhu…”
Sephina growls at the nun all the way to the end. I hope she gets along better. Once her companion, she is always her companion.
“Then…”
Finally. Before saying goodbye. I made my hand like a gun with only my thumb and index finger pinned,
“Bang!”
Do. I aimed at the nun.
“…”
They don’t accept this. Just as I was about to grab my outstretched hand out of regret and shame.
“…”
The nun, who had been silent for a moment out of embarrassment, hesitated with an embarrassed expression. While she was thinking,
“… Oops!”
And then, in a hurry, he ran away. She wasn’t that heavy. When I saw the back of her running at full speed with the succubus on her back, I-
“Guys. Finally, a new two-eyed person has been born in the one-eyed village.”
“Cyclops! Yuu-kun! It’s bullshit again!”
Bean! And he hit her again on the head. If I get hit anymore, I’ll become a fool!
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A moment after that heartwarming scene, in the basement of the church.
“… Huh!? Where am I? Why am I captured by this body!”
“Are you awake devil?”
Narrow and dark room. Just one light. And myself tied up.
“Heeeeek!!! Quit, quit, stay!”
“Ah, I won’t hurt you. If you listen to what I say first?”
“Usoda! How can you believe what humans say!”
Sister Marie cried out pitifully like an elk caught in a trap. No, now Saint Marianne is smiling charmingly,
Slurp…
Stroke the cheeks and hair of the captured prey with both hands. And hook. Stick your head in close-
“You’re good at black magic… You know it well…?”
“…!?! You’re asking me that. Why?”
Like the snake that handed over the tree of knowledge of good and evil, it whispers.
“Tell me… If so, I’ll let you go… Kuk ♡”
“Ah… Ugh… Wow, ah…!”
“Ara… Don’t you want it anymore…? You have to listen carefully, okay…?”
Saint Mary.
“Ahh… Ah…♡ Hero, my own hero! See you again soon♡♡”
She hated being a saint.
“Ahahahahahaha!!!!”
“W-I hate it, Demon Lord!!!!! Wow!!!”
Enough for a saint to study black magic.
