Chapter 59 – Mad Woman
We are waiting for the Gilma man who fainted at the shocking sight. In the meantime, my sister brought me a cup of tea, and I sipped the tea and cracked the nogari.
“This is the first time I’ve ever passed out and waited for someone else to pass out.”
“Yes. Yongyong, sunfish. Do you fall down and wake up every day?”
Fuck the sunfish. While being a chain saw in the Great Forest. Anyway, the old man wakes up, and we continue to explain more and more.
“That, so… That Tanya, is being treated. Is it broken like that?”
“I don’t carelessly do unauthorized procedures, but that. Because the situation is the situation! Yes!”
Uncle, I’m sorry! I quickly nailed down that it was not our fault for selling Mr.
“So, instead of Tanya, we’ve captured the Goblin King. Here’s his head, too.”
“Ohhh! Really! If this is the case, it is possible for Tanya to have a private meeting with the saintess! Call Seongguk to request a private meeting!”
At those words, my sister hurriedly ran somewhere. I continued, exaggerating what I knew about what Tanya had been through during this incident.
“That Heavychem…? What is it? They, how did they know that they used Tanya’s curse to get and eat them, and even made other adventurers prostitute them?”
“Um, sure. I thought he was a bad guy, but he did it. Don’t worry about the Heavikens. I’ll take care of this.”
Decisively-
“Anyway, I’ll put them in prison and when Tanya gets better, I’ll collect them and punish them.”
“Kheu, of course. Mister, you know something. Revenge is meaningless unless you are the person involved. True education is more meaningful when you practice it yourself, not instead.”
And then, suddenly, he lowered his head.
“Ah, Yonggong-kun. You’ve been so nice. Tanya, no. Representing the village and humans—thank you!”
“Ahh, raise your head, mister! You didn’t do the right thing! Haha! Because you’re a warrior!”
Wooooo!!! Usage!
Mister!!!!!
We embraced, shedding tears of emotion at each other’s warm hearts.
“Kheuheuk! How much! An upright young man! A real brave man that is hard to see in this era! A real adventurer!”
“Oh oh oh !!!!
Sefina was watching that scene with cold eyes.
“Yes. The use is the best of the best.”
“Ah, hehe… But, if Yuu-kun is happy, I’m happy too…?”
Such a happy heart! You can’t just leave it behind! I’m Anko and Sefina! I took the uncle’s hand and made it like a circle and started spinning!
Ganggangsullae.
One of the three major folk games handed down from long ago.
If Jwibulnori was the custom of peacefully expelling fuck-and-shit bastards from the village, Ganggangsullae is the opposite.
Through joy, the technique of defending the fucking cubs.
In the past, Admiral Yi Sun-sin said that Ganggangsullae prevented the invasion of the Japanese and boosted morale. We are now, because we are one and share joy.
“Ganggang sullae! Ganggang sullae!”
Haha! I don’t know what it is, but I’m happy!”
Although I’m circling hand in hand with Japanese (non-Japanese) friends and elves, isn’t this the era of global internationalism? Our bond that transcends countries, races, and borders ignores trivial things like that.
“I want to go strong!!!!”
“Yeah, the use is really crazy.”
Because now we are the true heroes who stopped the invasion of the goblins and drove out the devil.
“Eolsoo!”
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“Ah, anyway! Yonggi-kun! Your party, say it with the authority of this master! Adjust with Silva rank!”
“Ooooohhh! Shit! I believed you, mister!”
Our initial goal. The silver grade party succeeded in achieving this achievement at once with this subjugation. With this, you can accept the quest for that subterranean waterway!
“And the purpose. Sorry! I have a favor!”
“Please, you mean?!”
The old man holds my hand with a serious look in his eyes and asks for it. What the hell are you trying to say with this form?
“Probably, because it takes time for the saintess to come from the kingdom to Ozora Village. Can you take care of Tanya in the meantime?”
Uncle from our side that she doesn’t have the confidence to control her. Certainly, now when Tanya is on our back, she’s just a fucking big baby, damn it.
Only, unless we take Tanya with us. The disaster that will happen after that will not be normal.
-Khehe! Zamamono disappeared? I violate everything!!!-
The ending where all the men in Ozora village wither away and die, and Tanya, who has become extremely strong, enters the Demon King’s Army. In order to prevent that, the uncle asks us to entrust Tanya to us.
“Ahh, of course! Tanya is already like our colleague! A friend is dangerous, and if you leave it alone, you won’t be a man?!”
“As expected! Yong-kun! Thank you! Survival!”
The old man seemed to have finally relaxed, but let go of his hand and stroked his chest. In the meantime, I thought of asking about the guy who put Tanya’s curse on me.
“Mister, what kind of person did Tanya curse? No matter how much she’s turned into baby Tanya semen mode now! Wasn’t she originally a human butcher and a walking killing weapon?!”
“Ah, that’s right. This is top-secret, but if you know what it’s for, you should know it. It’s because of the enemies Tanya met while subjugating demons.”
Succubus Queen.
Even hearing the name, this Demon tribe that smells like dog cum was the most dog-like bitch among the four heavenly kings of the demon king’s army.
All the male adventurers recruited for the subjugation were killed by extracting their spirit, and the female adventurers were either killed or cursed.
That curse, that vulgarity.
After the vulva is activated, it continues to heat, gradually becomes a nymphomaniac, and finally ends up being eaten by a curse.
The devoured woman metamorphoses into a new succubus and makes another victim. This vicious cycle repeats itself, she says.
Tanya was secretly dispatched to assassinate this monster. She drove the Succubus Queen until she killed it, but ended up being cursed at the end.
“Her curse is not an ordinary curse. Probably, the Saccuba Queen’s last power. Because of the curse she put on risking her death, it’s impossible for anyone but the saintess to do it.”
“Somehow, they say that all of them were twisted by the priest, but it’s only natural if it’s the curse of the succubus queen.”
He probably wouldn’t have used a normal priest to break a curse like that. It was only because the curse was so strong, and because the unfaithful high-ranking priests were seduced and violated. The situation must have gotten worse.
“There, Tanya put her last hopes on this subjugation, because she thought that if she killed Go Bryn King, he would meet with the saint and lift the curse.”
“But it failed in the middle, and now it’s like that.”
Ah. She was a bitch, but at the same time a true knight who couldn’t stand injustice.
“Kill me, Succubus Queen!”
“Yes. Yongyong, succubus is annihilating.”
“I can’t let such a mean woman approach Yuu-kun! We will stop it!”
Our party where everyone makes a resolution with one mind.
Ah, Admiral Yi Sun-sin. Are you watching?
You protected our culture. The heart of the nation!
The image that inspired even those Japanese and sheep!
“This is a requiem to you and great people…”
Flutter! On my back, a proud Taegeukgi flutters. That invisible pride makes us more holy.
“Yongdo, come back. It’s not a world of dragons out there.”
Hot! I was flying over Dokdo without even realizing it!
Mr. Kim X Hoon! Stay tuned!
“Open the window!! Shout it out!!!”
“Yes. It’s a start again.”
We kill the succubus! This! Russia! Go!
“Patriotic side, cutter!!!”
“Yuu-kun!!! Stop running rampant indoors!”
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We left the guild and gathered at the bar again.
“Hey, a lot of fucking things happened, but anyway! The first adventure of the dragon party is a success! Everyone, let’s have a good drink today!”
“Yes. Yongyong, I want more snacks.”
Haha, you damn anjukiller bitch! You’ve already eaten two plates of dried fish by yourself and you’re going to eat more?!
“Take it all!!! Oppa lives today!!!!”
“Waaaaa!!! Yuu-kun is cool!”
Can’t live without this good day! It’s okay to spend up to the 1st village today!
“Everyone!!!!!! I’m buying one cup at a time!!!!! I bought a toast, I’m having a party for the purpose!!! If it’s for you!!!! Shout out!!!!”
-Ohhh!!! Another use! That naughty boy! A lot of money and two beautiful women! Jealous!-
-Kha! I can’t even earn a lifetime with your face! Just drink it Hey!-
Use party…!!!!
“”””For!!!!””””
Pooh! Puff! Wooden glasses crash and beer foam flows everywhere. Our party is also exciting, so we all drink together, look at each other, and empty our drinks.
Bump, boom! A golden wave of cold barley scent running down your throat. With a cold throat like that, I grabbed a handful of dried fish!
Oops!
“Uhhhhhen!
“Yuu-kun, you look like an old man!”
Noisy. Still, in my solitary life, where I emptied a can of imported beer by myself and slept, I had a drink at a crowded store with my lovely lovers.
Maybe I was saved by this stupid world.
“Yeah. Use, I slowly got drunk.”
Imprisoned! Sefina leaned her head against me and whined.
“Damn it, my face is as fine as usual. Well, then, let’s stop drinking and go back.”
As expected, the height difference is more suitable for this side to lean on, like a giant woman. I carried Anko and Sefina, who were blushing, on her shoulders and left her shop.
Today, after stopping by the bar, the world has become dark again. When will time pass smoothly? Even with that thought, let’s look at the big moon floating in the sky-
“Ah, it’s the killing moon.”
“Umm, Yuu-kun. The moon is beautiful♡”
Looking at the night sky like that, we were going back to Adela-san’s inn. While enjoying the taste, I slowly walked for fun.
Shut up!
“What. Who’s blocking the way?”
That is until a human figure suddenly appears and blocks our way.
“Yes. What is it? What is it? That person.”
“No, I’ve never seen one before. Hey! Don’t block the road in the middle of the night! I’ll pass!”
So let us shout
In the darkness, the moonlight that was hidden by the clouds illuminates the figure. The identity of the human figure revealed by the light,
“…Barbary, man…?
A dark-haired woman, barely holding on to one layer of her coat and covering her face with a mask. The woman looked at us and smiled! Laughing!
-Fly!-
“Wowaaaaagh!!!! What is it! What is it!”
“Huh, Yu-kun! Cover your eyes! Don’t look!!”
Her hidden naked body is instantly reflected!
With breasts that are comparable to those of Ancona and Sefina, and timid nipples sunk in them, whenever they see our reaction, they try hard to get out of that gap while holding on.
Her lower hair, neatly trimmed to protect her pretty, erotically shaped plump cunt, and that belly. A lewd woman who trembles whenever her slightly folded childish eyes touch our eyes.
“Huuuuu of it of course! Haha♡ Ahheung♡!!!”
Even the cloth covering her mouth couldn’t hide her excited face. Her dark-haired woman walks by spraying her water from her lower legs. Just like Hansel and Gretel, that terrifying movement that makes her way with love juice..!
“It’s crazy bitch! Guys!!! Run away!!”
When I screamed out in embarrassment, suddenly it flashed! A flash of light happened, and the pervert exposure light disappeared on the spot!
“What was it? A dream?”
We stood there for a while, dumbfounded.
