Chapter 58 – Recite a Haiku
After the gathering at the campsite, and the subjugation was successfully completed, we decided to disband the subjugation party. Naturally, a procession where everyone knows each other and goes around in a row. Among them were our party and Taiyo’s party.
“Use ㅡ It was a great adventure! Woo Hyoo Oo !!!
“Bastard, you did a good job there too, dude. If it wasn’t for you, you wouldn’t have gone through all those traps? How about you change your job to a thief at this point?”
Taeyang’s face suddenly darkened as he stroked Taeyang’s side with his elbow, then spoke to me.
“Ah, I’m quitting now. Adventurer.”
“Huh? Well, you’re giving up on this opportunity to raise your rank? Isn’t it a waste?”
Saying that, Taeyang shook his head and confessed his feelings.
“Ah, I realized through this journey. I’m not suitable for such a risky adventure. I learned while moving with Yong Tachi.”
“I see. It’s a pity. What are you going to do when you go back to the village? Do you have any plans?”
Of course, being an adventurer is a life where most of them are often homeless and often fall behind, but the pay is high. The cost of one statue of the chief’s house will come out at a time.
“Ah, if that’s the case, it’s the dragon. Don’t worry! Hohoho!”
“Oh, mister. Are you laughing so hard to say something?”
During that conversation, the man who suddenly came over smiled as Taeyang patted his shoulder.
“Taiyo-kun, because he’ll come back with me and set up a shop in the village! Heh heh! We’ve prepared a massage shop!”
“Oh! Mister, then are you going to set up a shop in Ozora Village? Can I visit you often?”
At those words, with a grin
“”Of course)!!””
With that said, we parted ways to find our own ways.
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And back to Ozora Village. We spent 2 days and 1 night like 2 weeks and finally succeeded in returning home in gold.
“”To the right of Mura, there is a forest created by monsters. Be careful.”
“Hello guys. Are you still doing well? We’re passing by~”
We lightly greeted our guard brothers who are still working diligently at the checkpoint. Unlike his predecessors, it’s nice to see him keep his work-life balance while working smoothly.
“Is this Ozora Village?
Or, we too
River. Sun. Jin. Is it Kww.
“Ah, that’s the case with all fucking games. There’s nothing to do.”
Maybe she got sunglasses from Taeyang, but before she knew it, Sefina answered my words wearing a bizarre torch, sunglasses, and ridiculous tights. Even if she is wearing the rabbit princess look, she strangely suits her because of her appearance.
In fact, the village where we had left two days ago was full of odd shops and stalls that we had seen so far, and new buildings were being built in their place.
“Uh, look over there. Sefina. That tent. It hasn’t been demolished yet.”
“Yes. It was a nice shop.”
This murderer, haha. How cool is that horrible store? Is your aesthetic sense really weird? Anyway, the tent we bought this blue torch was still flying flies in its place.
“Yongyong, can I buy new things when they come in! I definitely want to go there again!”
“Am I going to be so hard that I can’t even buy one of my kid’s toys? Buy all of them if you want to.”
Lantern lantern! After answering that to Sefina, who had shining eyes, we walked towards the guild. Now I don’t burn anymore. Even if it was only until I went there before, the village of Ozora was full of acrid scent, like a village that had been on a forest fire.
Right now, I think it’s a purification flame, but it’s rather good.
The guild arrived like that. Rattle! The sight we saw as we entered the door,
-Saah, get in line! Line up! Because the cut-in is sent backwards!-
-We definitely killed 8 Gobrings, but why is there no rank change! Beast!-
-Oh oh! Finally, we have reached Bronze! We are adventurers too!
Hung-hugs, Zawazawa.
“It’s so damn good. There’s no separate market for heaps.”
The guild, which was still noisy and crowded, was not in a frenzy because of the reward for the subjugation quest that had just been completed. Arguments with the guide sister are standard, adventurers clamoring for a reward with sausages, people protesting. Also, it was filled with bragging guys, and it was hot with sweat.
“Will you come back later?”
Koreans hate the culture of standing in line. Elementary school, middle school, and military barracks. Anyway, because of the adults who fucking love to stand in line, kids are forced into the morality of standing in line from a young age.
The cut-off bitches hate it even more, so the order, full of anger and hatred, is maintained.
“Side!”
“Annit, did you see Tanya have something to say?!”
In the meantime, Tanya, who was hanging behind me, made a noise for some reason and sucked on her nipple. Anko, a monster of motherly love, said naturally worried about Tanya.
“Yuu-kun, maybe you’re hungry?”
“No, I don’t think so. And how do you feed my semen here?”
At that moment, the party becomes the best for use as the word says.
We went outside the guild again, unleashed Tanya in a dark back alley and pulled out a nipple from her mouth.
-Pook!-
“Uhhhhh!!!!”
Then Tanya growled, her eyes moistened,
– Pleas ae ae ae ae!!!-
Burst into tears!!
“Wow ah, Yuu-kun! Taking her nipples made Tanya-chan mad!!”
“No shit, hey! Wake up! You’re not a baby! Come back! Come back to Tanya, the gold-rated adventurer!”
Pooh! Huh!!
“I’m fed up.”
Did you really become an infant after spending so much time carrying it on your back? We all panicked and thought of ways to soothe the baby, tried everything, but all failed.
“Fuck! Sefina! Is there any way? Elves make even babies stop crying!”
“Yes. I am not a tiger.”
A ghost bitch who couldn’t even eat dried persimmons like this! While he was flustered, Anko brought out another strange thing and approached Tanya.
“Saah~ Tanya-chan, look this way! Peek-a-boo! Omocha?”
Shaka Shaka! The shaking rattle made Tanya stop crying more and more. Then, she put the rattle in her Tanya’s hand and Anko waved it.
“Kkyareuk, wow! Aww!”
“I’m going to turn around, really. I need to call the saintess quickly! If this happens, the succubus curse or whatever, Tanya, the sword of red flame, will die!”
Maternal desire monster 28-year-old Tanya is born!!!
Then, flash! Tanya makes her eyes shine.
“Ah, tell the guild my name, say the password! Use!”
“Mom! Fuck! The baby speaks!
“Wow! Yuu-kun! Our Tanya has already grown up like that… Heb! I’m so happy!”
While we were making a fuss like that, Tanya managed to spit out the next words. It was as if, at any moment, the inner baby was resisting the figure that was about to eat him.
“Keuuuuu can possible! I’m not a baby! Woouuuuu!!! Can’t possible! Can’t wait! Yoru Karas, say Koki! Then Giru goes in the back!”
“Yoru Karas, Koki… Got it! I remembered!”
Let me reassure you with the password,
“Ah… The dragon that succeeded in the mission instead of me. Thank you. You are a true warrior. I will remember you!”
After spitting out my last words,
“Yeah, ahhhhh?”
“Tanya! Tanya! Do you recognize me? Tanya!!!”
Finally, Tanya
“Daa☆”
“Tanyaaaaa
I completely went back to being 1 year old.
“What a cruel…! Use. I can’t forgive the succubus who cursed me!”
Sefina was burning quietly with a rare determined look in her eyes. Anko was comforting Tanya by passing her nipples to Tanya, who was playing around again, and I.
“Succubus. What kind of guy are you…!”
While being wary of that unknown enemy, she became determined to avenge her.
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Heading straight back to the guild, we pass the crowds bursting like the basement of the COEX Mall, and head to the reception desk. As we rushed through the crowd, the guide’s sister cautioned us and pointed her finger behind us.
“Ah, we have to line up! Party with the best use!”
“Yorukaras.”
Let’s say that
“Answer me.”
The answer was the Amsaeng unemployed adventurer who was always next to the guide noona.
“Corky.”
“Um, let’s go to Sugoi! Let’s go to Gouranga!”
“Tree hemp.”
Bean! Crackle beans! My sister put our heads together and grabbed our ears and pulled them.
“” Aya (ite) “”
“Enough with both of you! Seriously… Follow me this way!”
“”Nweeheh””
Our party entered through the inner door on the second floor of the guild, and…
“Why are you here, Uncle?”
That fucking veteran (not) old man was here. No Mister, weren’t you a ten thousand-year-old low-class adventurer?
“Ah, let me introduce you. Ozora Girudo’s master.”
“Damn, somehow! It’s a suspiciously tough face that knows the law well!”
I wondered what he was doing when he saw his sister getting beaten up by the reception desk all the time, but he was the guild master here?!
Haha, because our staff is so pretty that we go down to see it every day!”
“Stop it! An important guest is here. Are you kidding again?!”
Smashing my sister’s back. The subdued old man smiled and asked us a question.
“Now, let’s have a party for the best purpose, so—”
-Tanya, is she dead?-
The air freezes instantly. As expected, the spiritual pressure of every road…! This man is strong!
“No, I’m alive. What is that?”
“Hmm. Then, in the end, the curse has fully progressed? It’s a big deal. It’s the spring that has one more Four Heavenly Kings level demons.”
When you are in serious trouble, we untie Tanya from the back, show it to you,
“That’s how it happened…”
“Nah☆ baaaaa!!!”
The man who witnessed the shocking scene,
“Kekkodak”
Courage!
“Ah, Master!!!!!!”
I jumped over the chair and passed out.
