Chapter 41 – Pundun, Jodongarisul!
“Well, do you think this is enough? If not, maybe…”
-Please come out to see if anyone else has a complaint with me.-
“”Gulp…””
I try to disperse the crowd with difficulty, keeping my eyes wide open as much as possible. No shit, how did this bastard get around with these eyes? What about X? Real X! I just realized why the fucking slit eye is so strong.
Oh, yeex… Yeexle Paul…! Come back!!! Don’t run away! Fight back!
The truth is that if you’re going to bluff with your eyes open, you can’t survive unless you’re that damn strong!
‘Fuck! Please don’t come out! I’ve never lost a person before! Huh?! A pacifist who hates violence.’
But what about these guys? Even if it’s a silver level, it doesn’t mean that several corpses were removed. Of course, it’s Nogada Manse World, where you level up even if you kill a few monsters, just like Tsukkur’s world!
In front of these semi-professional killer bastards, you shouldn’t find out that I’m a non-rated dick.
“Joe, wait! Wait! We haven’t identified you yet!”
Of course you don’t know who I am. If you knew, it wouldn’t be strange if I got beaten up and kicked out right away for noticing that I’m a dick whose head was ripped off by a slime.
“Ah, that’s a good question! Actually, I came here at the request of the Crimson Sword Party!”
– What! That Tanya-san has a colleague! It’s a lie, hey!-
Mix the gura in moderation here! No one knows that Tanya is tied to my back and sucking on my nipples! You can run as fast as you can! Then, a guy who looked like a bandit pointing at me!
“Goo-gu-du-gu. A colleague to that Tanya? That’s a lie! Tanya was with our party until yesterday, and I’ve never seen anyone like you! I can’t admit it! Who are you?!”
Got caught I slit my eyes all the way and haha! He groaned and placed his hand on his forehead. As I laughed madly, everyone suddenly became nervous and wary of me.
“I knew that ‘heavyken party’ was this bad and stupid. But yesterday… I crossed the ‘line’.”
Point here! You have to open up the narrow eyes you’ve been keeping up until now and sharpen your fucking eyes! Lay down your voice! Keuheum, then stop the time!
I whimpered and tied up Tanya again, who was getting in the way! Oh shit, that’s fucking heavy! What have you been eating so much? Semen tank bitch!
Arriving next to the bandit, I entered the system window and touched the speed option. Where, I turned on my metabolic rate and running all the time. That’s enough.
And again-
‘X.’
Time moves.
In an instant, passing by the bandit, I whisper. Just like in slow motion, so that he can clearly hear my lines as I pass by.
-If you don’t kiss me properly, can I hand you all over to prison…? All the people from yesterday morning.-
‘X! Turn off running all the time! Metabolic speed back to normal!’
Then, in an instant, move behind the bandit’s back!
“…! Huh, heh! What…! Speed!”
“Teleportation again! What! Magic!”
And the bandit who touched the drop of blood from the cheek I had scratched, looked at me in a cold sweat. I smiled again, narrowing my eyes.
“Hey, weren’t you with me yesterday. Hevikens! You know my identity better than anyone. You were kidding, right? Haha!”
Even though I cast a shoulder strap on the bandit like that, I was in a state of panic inside. Please catch me! This is enough to make you feel guilty!!
Did my wind reach you?
“Ah, ah… Ah!!! That’s the guy at that time! That’s right! That guy was introduced to Tanya-san…”
The bandit started to forge my identity as Gara. Good! It’s okay! But the bandit couldn’t say my name for a long time.
Right. They don’t know who I am.
‘How can you say I don’t know the name!’
I didn’t tell you the most important thing because I was trying to catch up!
“That-that guy… That guy!”
Unable to speak after that, Father, the bandit who burns! Just fuck anything! Any adventurers you know?! Come up with something convincing!
-That speed, yes! It’s premature!!!-
What? What kind of kid No, no. For now, keep your composure and keep your eyes open! However, the bandit, who interpreted the meaning differently, nodded in agreement!
“That’s right! Usagi of ‘premature ejaculation’! I heard that you are an adventurer specializing in trampling enemies with speed!”
“Ohhhhh! Premature ejaculation! What an affair-like nickname! A name that fits such a sinister face!”
These fucked cubs, do you just kill?
-Premature ejaculation…! Never heard of! Whether it’s a female monster or a female criminal, it doesn’t take even a second! An adventurer who rapes and kills!-
No. It’s not premature ejaculation and it’s not a liver killer! Actually, I want to fucking say that it’s a party for slime with the best use of gin cock rice! But he’s already got his fucking form and has his eyes wide open, so if you show up here, it’s all shit!
“Oh, my name is that famous. This is this! Shame on you?”
I’m so ashamed I want to hide even in a mouse hole.
“Umm… If you’re Tanya-san’s colleague and this strong, is that so? There’s no problem subjugation!”
“Ah, I came here as a replacement for Tanya. Yesterday, ‘unavoidable circumstances’ occurred, and she had to return to the village.”
“It’s an unavoidable situation, what is it?”
When that word came out, the bandit gang and a few parties were so embarrassed. When I smiled round and round in that direction,
“Ah, ah! That’s right! A very top-secret mission! The one who was introduced hastily is that ‘quick fire’!
It’s not fast-talking, it’s premature ejaculation?! You can’t be wrong! No shit, that’s not it I don’t even know anymore! Just run! Now that this has happened, let’s put on the mask of ‘Usagi of premature ejaculation’ and let go of the big game!
“Now, now! The story keeps leaking out! Since I came here as Tanya-san’s successor, do you actually know the essence of this request?”
“!! Is that so! Indeed! If you are a skilled person like Tanya-san, or even better! Subjugation is possible enough!”
“That’s why I came here! How is it? I, Usagi of ‘Premature Ejaculation’! I will join you now to subdue the Goblin King and complete Tanya-san’s request!”
-Oh oh oh!-
Clap clap clap clap clap! Applause like thunder! This is it! It’s okay! This show is in the palm of my hand!
“””Premature ejaculation! Premature ejaculation! Premature ejaculation!”””
But please! You keep giving me pervert, eroni, joruni! Do the bastards keep coming out?
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The commotion had also subsided, and the Ozora party continued to check the number of people in the battle line again. We also decided to move while standing in the original ranks. Let’s explain to the kids roughly how it rolls,
“Yuu-kun! It’s amazing! It’s great. How do you think of that momentarily?”
Ankowa who is genuinely proud
“Yeah.
She turned her head and cast a smile, but Sefina exploded. Please! How embarrassed I was over there!
“If you twist it, you’ll say instead of me, ‘Yes. The guillotine of the Great Forest. It’s Sefina. Goblin is annihilated.’ It’s crazy! Stop laughing!”
“Usagi. Don’t worry. Its purpose is neither usagi nor premature ejaculation. Buthee hee… With narrowed eyes, ‘Usagi of premature ejaculation’! Fuhahaha!!!”
From now on, if I become a hero or something, if others do good things, I’ll gouge my hands. I was annoyed by the sound of the pacifier coming from my back,
“It’s all because of this six-year-old knight!!!”
He picked up Tanya from his back and tossed it into the air!
“Side side! Side! Side side!!!”
“Wow~ Yuu-kun! Tanya-chan says, go high, go high? As expected, you’ll be a good papa♡”
Roaring in the sky! Tanya smiles and Anko praises me! This isn’t it!
Don’t like it!!! It’s scary because it seems like a two-year-old is gradually regressing—- after the mission is over, won’t the real mental age of a 5-year-old become?!
Haha, I haven’t laughed like this in a long time. It’s thanks to Yong Yong.”
After laughing for a while, Sefina returned to her usual hard face. But even if I couldn’t do it, I laughed for 20 minutes, so it’s worth it.
“But, Yong Yong. It sounds silly, but he did a good job. And we both know that Yong Yong isn’t premature ejaculation. Don’t worry♡”
Saying that, Sefina subtly placed her hand on my hip. Anko also makes her heart’s pupils float as she fidgets and rubs her legs.
-When the mission is over, show me. Usage group♡-
No, didn’t you do it to your heart’s content the day before yesterday? Why did you wake up again Odeul-ohdeul, at the declaration of the mandatory defense war, I prayed for the soul of tomorrow.
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The army of the party advancing towards subjugation again. Suddenly, I see a familiar forest. The forest to the right of the starting town where the goblin that I and Anko skipped at 3 times the speed on the first day came out. If you hit Ozora Village, it’s the left, that is, the forest to the west.
At the entrance of the forest, the leader of the Ozora party blew his whistle along with the personnel check again.
-Beep!!!!!-
Oh, that’s noisy
-All attention (dog)! From here, goblin forces and goblin caves are dangerous! Many of us, however! Vigilance is prohibited! There are many goblins!-
How many goblins are there to make such a fuss? Of course, it’s not that much of a problem for our party.
Why can’t you use a magic wand and use a single spell? Anko!
Great Forest Head Harvester and Portable Guillotine! Sefina!
And me, -Premature Ejaculation-‘s Usagi.
“Fuck the dog.”
“Yuu-kun! Bad words! Dameyo?”
– Anyway! When you kill a goblin, cut off its ears to check the count! The more you get, the closer you get to the promotion! It’s tough!!!-
Oh oh oh oh oh!!!! Everyone rushes to the entrance of the forest. Taiyo’s party and our party also burn the enthusiasm for subjugation while waiting for the crowd in front to drain.
“Wow~ With this request, Bokoboko will go up to a higher stage☆”
“Huuuuu! To Anko-san—show me my cool side…!”
“Mister, I can’t forgive Goblin! Nuooooo!!!!!”
No, the shape of an oni on its back…! Mister, does the goblin have a story…!
“I hate goblins because they’re ugly! Kill them all, kill them!”
Huh. Nothing like that. Goblin Slayer, damn it. We also followed the sun into the forest.
