Chapter 22 – Let’s Compete With Instigation and Fabrication
“Admit it’s not my fault! Admit it!”
A pig who lost like a dog in a trial sings again through a loudspeaker. The villagers covered their ears and struggled at the nuisance of the screaming guy.
“Did you know that you would be fine even if you touched our members! Apologize! Apologize, hey!”
The tight bastard with a towel wrapped around his head screamed as he kicked the chair.
This guy who keeps saying apologies over and over again.
You bastard… It’s suspicious what you say! Who wrote the dialogue script?!
Japanese style baldness that demands apology and reflection…! Failed Design…This is
-Ask for apology and reflection-
Is it hate speech! Ghosts who surf the Internet while making friends with Neo Octopus…
And another one,
“I’m
Where to go
That”
Even a madman rolling on the floor. What is he really I’ve come to this world and seen all the idiots, but this guy… Isn’t easy.
“No, what are the guards doing! Get them out of here quickly!”
Someone said so
“I don’t like it, it’s impossible.”
“Why?! Isn’t that a crime!”
The guild adventurer began to explain while sweating profusely.
“In this public place, those guys who don’t have violence can’t be suppressed…! They don’t violate the laws of the kingdom! Truly vicious…”
As if these bastards did this shit more than once, they perfectly mastered the line riding of the law! And this man seems to have chosen the wrong career path.
If I had just changed my job as a legal expert, I would have built several buildings by now.
“But aren’t we suffering from this! Why!”
The answer here is the one-eyed sergeant who just collapsed. Since when was he awake?
“Originally, that would be the case. However, because this place has become a wedding venue. It has become a private gathering, not a public interest…Damn it, you trash!”
The sergeant spit out curses as if chewing and swallowing. Originally, the law guaranteeing everyone’s freedom became a twisted and twisted law that oppresses us.
“To those of you who have judged me like this, I demand that you be innocent!”
The town square became a mess without even resistance. Encouraged by such a miserable atmosphere, the pig began to tremble even louder.
“Yuu-kun, what should I do?! If this happens, our memories will be ruined…”
I approached Anko, who was crying, and hugged her and comforted her.
“Don’t worry. This oppa will take care of everything. Please be patient with me.”
I’m so fucking pissed right now. However, if I pour out this anger as it is, Anko’s efforts to defend me will be in vain. So, she doesn’t use her powers.
“Like a gentleman, let’s deal with it.”
Manners make People.
But those guys over there have no manners or people. There are only beasts.
“Sefina. I haven’t told you yet… My ‘true power’…”
The airflow changed. As if the wind blows around me and wraps around my fingertips, some unprecedented power oscillates in me.
“Ohhhhh, what… Is that…?!”
Ah~~ah… I didn’t want to show it in a place like this…
“Look closely!!! And don’t tell anyone!”
Around me, the air becomes heavy. Sefina. If you have ‘Sunbo’, which is close to teleportation, and ‘Kyunghwasuwol’, which is in a situation that even I can’t recognize…
I have my own weapon!
“Eheaaa Ahhhhh,”
「卍解」 !
Centering on me, the world changes. Alas, everything stops. This world where only I am free. This is my own barrier, my own world of images.
Stop time! My stat changer!
“This…!! What, I know…! Isn’t it, like, the world at a standstill!”
“Ah… This is the opening of my true power…”
Immortal! (Respawn at Inn) Time Stop! Uhhhhh!!!! Haha!!!!! Poor people!!! I’ll rule you all!
-Dick!-
“Ouch.”
It was Sefina who hit me in place of the crying Anko. I feel like I’m gradually becoming a neighborhood drummer.
“Stop playing around. So, what are you planning to do with this power?”
“Ah, I’ll show you. Magic.”
As I said, in the inventory. I took out my secret weapon that I had never taken out before.
“…? That, is… What the hell…?”
“…Don’t get me wrong. All of this has circumstances.”
Seeing the identity of the secret weapon, Sefina’s eyes gradually shook as if an earthquake had occurred, then turned into a rabbit looking at a sex offender bear. I was at the end of those changed eyes.
I explained the operation. In this way, you can clean up those social evils without any force. Before I knew it, Anko also wiped away tears and began to listen to my strategy.
“Here, let’s use ‘this guy.
“That’s crazy…! As expected, you’re the best. You’re the best of the best!”
Admiring Sefina. By exchanging glances with Sefina
I wonder if the leadership felt like this, resolutely giving orders ahead of the battlefield. I looked at Anko and said one more word.
“And Anko. Your acting skills are important here. Please…!”
Straw hat, no Ankoya!
Anko, who read my eyes, nodded her head once.
-Kokuri,-
He swallowed her saliva. Japanese subtitles came out as if even the sound effects were nervous.
If so, the operation begins. Operation name, yes.
“Operation, start of the Goddess of Mischief (TAKAGI). Begins.”
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Come back, 5 minutes after the opening. So, it’s just a fucking square.
“This is a nightmare! It messes up the blessing field at some point!”
A blonde haired knight. A handful of his blonde hair had fallen out—and his future self was screaming at the thorns to stop.
“Mama, Mama! Are those people sick somewhere?”
“You can’t be like those people! Please study hard!”
“There is nothing wrong with considering that an attack by the demon king! This is compensated at the guild level!”
If there is a road to hell, is it here? In a ceremony hall that has turned into a festival of demons where children’s cries and screams can be heard,
“Everyone is sooooo!!!!!”
-Earth! Earth! Earth!-
To clear this hellish situation, I struck the holy hammer and shouted. Then everyone turns to me. Like Doo-Hwan Kim who stormed into the central theater, this moment where everyone focuses on me is important.
I energized my Danjeon and started the prepared agitation.
“Everyone from Ozora Village has gathered here to celebrate our relationship! Please calm down and listen to me.”
“Ooh, noisy noisy! Then admit that I am not at fault! Then I’ll back off hey!”
I want to destroy that loudspeaker, but if I do, I might find out about some trick. Leaving it as it is, I caught my breath.
“Everyone in Ozora Village. We won a happy victory here today. We defended the kingdom’s justice, and also saved a couple who were about to suffer unjustly.”
“However, justice is not fully served. Here is my lover, Anko, who defended me.”
After saying that, I step aside and show Anko. Anko, with her face full of water in her eyes, turned her head slightly and stole her eyes.
“Ugh, hehe… Why… Why… Why is the world so bad for us alone!”
Then the groaning crowd. Eventually, it will gradually become known to people. It divides us, the innocent victims, from those wicked ones. Citizens who are already shaking their fists and reducing their anger. Alright… It’s going according to plan.
“Dung trash, make such a beauty cry! I won’t let you go! I’ll kill you!”
“People who are sick because of that kind of sky! They’re not angels!”
Everyone. I still have something to say.
“We, our Anko!! We demand the truth from that wicked pig over there!!! Sexual harassment and threats!!!”
-Huh uh uh uh!!!!-
Everyone is amazed! But damn, this is the Tsukkur Yagem worldview, and this works.
“What, I can’t stop being shocked!
A man who looked like a fucking demon with a purple hood covering her face and emitting red eyes radiated justice. Why on earth did you use an NPC as that model…
“Ah, that’s a lie!!! Framed… Framed!!!”
The rumbling pig expresses his anger. But he probably doesn’t know that the plan is just starting.
“That guy over there, when we went to the store today, accused my colleagues Anko and Sefina of being thieves, and took advantage of us…”
“What a slander! Our National General Store Association doesn’t do that!”
The bald neo-octopus net rightist said so,
“Ahhhhh too much! Are you harassing me like that and then not knowing?
As Anko wept bitterly, she turned her head right into the eyes of those around her. And as the surrounding air gradually rises,
– Crunches! Chuck!-
Everyone lifted the trident that had been set on the floor. Earlier, that demon-like person made and distributed torches with magic.
“Oh, proof!!! Yes! Where is the proof! There is no proof! Because I can’t prove it!”
“Ah, that’s…”
The victim’s tears, because that’s proof…
With that, the judge hit the hammer again and the guards restrained the pig.
In an instant, the wedding hall turns into a witch’s court again, welcoming the Aristotelian 3-step change, and the trial faces a new phase!
