Chapter 2 – The Hero Is a Home Invasion Shoplifter
Do you know a game called Blue Goblin?
As a masterpiece of the classic Alman’Thul, it is a game about going to a haunted house in the mountains with friends and testing your courage and then searching through them all.
‘The inside is cleaner than I thought?’
It reminds me of the redhead who left the famous line.
Anyway, how did you do it when you manipulate the main character in that game?
“Uhhhhh”
Awesome bang. Profit. Stumble.
I had to hit the A button repeatedly and rub against all objects and walls. If I didn’t report the strategy, I didn’t really know what it was, so I didn’t even know what a puzzle was if I didn’t research it.
And most of the Tsukur are like that. If you go into someone’s house and press the A button repeatedly…
“Oh. Get 100 gold.”
Don’t ask why there are hundreds of gold in the trash can. Because the one who thinks loses.
Like a zombie in the parent game, I stretched out with my arms outstretched and rubbed my body against the wall as I swayed.
Tiriling!
You got a potion!
Like this. Even if you pretend to investigate, the item will come into your inventory. There are no magnets.
Of course, in the eyes of others,
“Usage-kun, is the atama bad? Do you have a Gurigurishitte body in a tree?”
“I wonder if it’s an act to clear things up before going to the village chief’s house. It’s a pity…”
A wall is just a mentally ill person who commits everything.
But i’m fine This world is strange, I’m not bad. In a crooked world, only I stand straight.
Bubbit bubbit, flinch!
Tiroling!
Did you see Farming was successful this time too.
-Anko’s panties obtained!-
“What, the fuck? Why is this in the guy next door’s barn?”
I glared at the uncle. Then the uncle suddenly turned his head, avoided his gaze, and walked around the garden.
“Hmm, hmm… I like the weather. Are you going to plant Tanakae-san today?”
I don’t know what it means, but I imagined the scene that that man would later plant a lot of baby seeds in the cherry blossom Anko. The uncle next door is a national rule.
And I, who was rubbing myself in the well behind the house,
“Yes. This is unconditional. I wondered why there was no one.”
I found a treasure chest in red and gold.
It is the national rule of Tsukur. The designs are slightly different, but they all put items in something like this. Is it intuitive?
Let’s open the treasure chest
Tiroling!
-I got the cursed talisman!-
…?
“Inventory.”
Cursed Talisman.
If you get hit while equipped, you will lose the battle!
You item for Cico Sico quickly!
Oh this. That’s it.
An item made to quickly see ntr rice cakes. If you fight with equipment on, you get 9999999 damage and fall out.
It is a talisman to watch the scene where the heroine is raped by the opponent after being defeated.
I don’t think it’s a game with 2 hours of play time, so these are just put in a treasure chest in my backyard.
It seems that there is nothing more to farm in the future. Items in the starting town are usually money or potions. Let’s stop farming for the future strategy.
This time it’s the townsfolk.
Water!
I naturally squeezed the village aunt’s chest.
“Ah? Isn’t this Yong-kun? Where did Anko, who was always with me, go?”
Hmm. As expected, the lines determined by the interaction appear.
It is the rich milk of a rural woman with many children. But the face. Um, how about it.
“It’s a dotted eye… It’s like a Mob character’s slutty eyes. Wouldn’t it be okay to eat as much as you want later? Huck, what am I thinking right now…”
I’m still sick! I don’t want to graduate by fucking this piece of electronic data! Look at this!
Rocking! Rocking!
Even if you juggle with your chest-
“Ah? Isn’t this Yong-kun? Where did Anko, who was always with me, go?”
You’re just repeating the same thing. People have to fuck people. Wouldn’t it be
Anyway! I ‘attack’ this world and return to the original world. What you are doing now is information gathering, not sexual harassment or petting. If you look at the blush on her face, you can feel it, but it’s the same dialogue and expression. Indeed, I understood how it was.
And I went to the general store in town.
“Welcome~”
The metabolism is short, so the output is normal. The clerk froze after saying that to me.
I put the objects scattered in the general store into my bud inventory. From the apple box in the background, swords, armor, and all sorts of junk were thrown out. Leaving the window floating in the sky intact, I left the store.
Originally, you have to buy things directly from the merchant, but this is not a thing.
An object drawn on the map. Or should I say tile?
Of course, it is not recognized in the inventory. But…
-Wasak!-
“Hmm.. Juicy. The function of the object is fine? I’ll have to experiment with these potions later.”
It functions as an object. Good. All preparations were completed without a single penny.
What. Why. Like the first Hero Gel X, all rpg warriors are armed robbers.
