Chapter 19 – Veteran Warrior ~ Deceptive Reversal
“No—what crime did I commit to arrest me! Yes?”
“Eh, Yu-kun! That’s right! Yuu-kun can’t be like that! It must be a lie!”
I am innocent. Not a single bad thing has ever been done in a world full of these horrible potential sex offenders! Yes?
“The military is guilty of theft, assault and intimidation! The military knows it for itself!”
The old man with the monocle said so. It’s a little cocky to go out just because the outfit looks powerful. No, what crime did I really commit that I assaulted and threatened!?
Then, suddenly, Anko looked in my direction and looked at me with meaningful eyes. No, Ankoya! Misunderstood!
Taking things from other people’s homes is a hero, so look at it! I didn’t even know it existed and I just stood there at home!
“The shop owner of Ozora Village sued you! According to his testimony, you are a very vicious criminal!”
“You fucking degraded trainee bastard!!! You sold me!”
“No! Yuu-kun!!! Stop the violence!”
Didn’t we already forgive each other and unite with comradeship…!!!!
‘Protecting the homeland~~~ Bo! Ram! Cold! On the road~~~!!!’
I also called a comrade!
“Anyway, the military will be handed over to the village trial from now on!
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Buzz buzz. Buzz buzz.
Town square. In the middle, a crowd moves in an uproar. In the center was a liver chair and a judge who could be seen in a courtroom. And left and right, law schools line by line. Surrounding such an improvised judge, villagers gather together to form a sea of phosphates.
And me there
“It’s unfair!!!! I’m a warrior!! Do you think I’ll just get over it after being treated like this?!
I am sitting in the prison cell wearing a blue prison uniform. And the other side of me. There, an inhumane scum that had lost the loyalty of its comrades was smiling meanly at this side.
Our eyes met.
What is it?
-Heh.-
Oh, wait a minute. It really only takes a very short time. Turn on the stat window and let go of the game? Uh?!
All! Shall I wipe it?! At all, I can give you a slaughter without even opening your mouth…!!!
“Go on a trip with a backpack on!!!!!!!!!!!”
Just a moment, just a moment! I’ll kill you in the blink of an eye!
A person standing in my way.
“…Be patient, Yu-kun. If you get angry right now, I can’t prove your innocence.”
It was Anko with long pink hair and wearing a suit that she had gotten from somewhere. If the sailor suit she wore before looked like a virgin with a fresh impression, now her intellectual sexiness stands out. Anko with her long hair parted to one side and wearing eyeless glasses. She took on the role of my lawyer, but I’m not too upset, Anko-ya…
The tie around her chest that is about to burst through her suit says this!
‘Kill…Give me…’
The tie sees me and sends a message of salvation. Blink your eyes a few times in response.
‘I envy you…’
Silence to tie, back to court. Behind the judge in the village court lay a wooden pole with a bunch of firewood underneath. Ah, please isn’t it? Why are you pouring liquid that looks like oil underneath? Huh?
“What kind of campfire is it today? Is that guy over there?”
“Ah, robbery and violence. And he’s a villain who threatens people. He’s probably going to hell.”
Damn it, it’s a real witch hunt!
Grilled skewers. The guild older sister and the little girl playing hide and seek in the village. She was holding a large fork in her hand. Everyone is looking forward to the barbecue…! The hot Lehu…
“It’s been messed up.”
Well, not so much to worry about. Would you have been scared if I was really a criminal? But I swear to the sky and to the Goddess that I am innocent.
“First of all, it would be better to pay bail as much as possible, right? Yuu-kun.”
“No Anko, this brother is innocent! What’s wrong with you too!”
‘Eh, isn’t it okay to hit someone…?’
‘No! I was guided! I’m trying to turn that beast that’s reaching out to you into a human!’
Anyway, I’m innocent! Innocent!!!
Earth! Earth! Earth!
Quiet! All quiet!
It was in the meantime.
“Today’s trial begins! Is everyone gathering like this?”
Geun-Jin Eom, the bald old man, pounded the hammer at the highest point of the judge. The sense of intimidation felt is different from that of our sex offender village chief.
“Tell me the details of the incident! Sergeant!”
-Hey!-
The man who dragged me to interrogate me earlier held up several sheets of paper and began to read them.
“Um! The defendant heard about taking the plaintiff’s goods without permission while purchasing goods at the plaintiff’s store this morning! This is according to the plaintiff’s testimony and information!”
The uncle’s next words. In addition, the plaintiff’s piglet cried loudly like a fish out of water.
“Oh, that’s right! It’s because they steal precious tools from our store!”
“Quiet! The manuscript be quiet! Continue the Jikenno statement.”
I stopped right away at the old man’s advice. You are a complete tiger judge.
“Then, the plaintiff tried to stop this, but succumbed to the violence of the defendant and couldn’t! Add an extra threat!”
Hung-hugs, Zawazawa.
-Aren’t you a complete devil! Hey! Stop this further trial! Now (already) the decision has not been made!-
-The name of the party is also called Party for the best purpose, but the name is not a name for nothing!-
– Mama, I’m scared! Scary! Uhh-
-Quietly! You never know what will happen if you make eye contact!-
Oops, it seems that the public already believes that I am a sinner. But the trial is just beginning. I looked at Anko.
-Yes, leave it to me!-
Dark green eyes shone resolutely, and Anko shouted loudly!
“I have an objection!!”
Bang! And Anko, who hit the law school! Full of power!!! I think I’ll fall in love with Ankoya!
“Defenders stop hitting the law school hard!”
“Ah, yes…”
Anko immediately lowers its tail.
“Uuuuu…
No, you’re doing great Lawyers I know say that you have to eat and go in with spirit.
“Advocate, keep talking.”
At the judge’s words, Anko sparkles her glasses again! Stand up and start arguing.
“First, the plaintiff says the defendant robbed the store. Is that so?”
“Ah, yes! That guy is right! He took our store’s treasure, magic tools!”
There, Anko takes a deep breath,
“Then, show me the magic tool you stole here. Can I submit it as evidence?”
“Ooh, good! This is it! I’ll give you this orb!”
-For a moment!!!!-
Anko shouted loudly.
“The plaintiff clearly said…”
The defendant stole the plaintiff’s property and failed to stop it…
If so, how did the orb show it here now?
“I ask the sergeant!!! The orb was found with the defendant the moment he was arrested!!!”
“…!!!”
The person who interrogated me flinched when he was pointed out and stood firm on the spot. In the burning eyes of the old judge, reluctantly
“…No items were found on the defendant…”
Answered.
Koo kung!!!!
Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam!!! Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bamp!!!
BGM suitable for a courtroom flows, and the air changes.
“Heh heh heh!!!!”
The pig trembled, making a choking sound as if it had choked.
– Fluttering, buzzing! Java and Java-
– What! Was the theft a lie from the beginning?! I can’t believe this town’s legal system!!!-
-I bet the sergeant didn’t steal. Hey! This must be a lie…?-
“That, that’s… That’s right…! The orb was stolen at that moment, but I blocked it and threw my body to stop it! Thanks to that, I was able to protect the orb, but other than that, the tools were stolen!”
The sergeant whispered from behind with a cold look in his eyes as he left the pig.
‘If those words aren’t true now, you’ll be the one to be baked… Do you understand?’
-Hee Iik!!!-
Earth! Earth! Earth!
Judge, drop the beat. The cheerful sound of the mallet made the judge quiet. After Anko said “It’s ideal”, He hurried back to my side
‘Huh~’
How do I look? Cool isn’t it He sat down with her shoulders stretched out with a smile on his face. If you open your shoulders, your tie and shirt won’t last, Anko.
-Sorry, Mitsuha…I’ve come this far…!-
The buttons on my clothes tightened as if they were going to explode at any moment. Fortunately, Anko’s clothes quickly returned to their original places as I stroked Anko’s hair, giving her a breather.
“Umm, I understood the defense’s words. Then I’ll come back to the main topic. According to the plaintiff, the existence of the orb itself is not a problem. Please continue first. Modify the plaintiff’s remarks.”
“…Then, let’s talk about the circumstances again (because it’s coming).”
The sergeant, who flashed his monocle once, began to calmly reconstruct the incident as if he had regained his composure.
“It starts with the theft of the defendant. The plaintiff tried to stop the theft of the defendant, but was frightened by the defendant’s powerlessness. That is why the plaintiff’s memory is confused. The plaintiff kept the orb in the meantime.”
“However, even if the theft is attempted, there are still two strong criminal charges. Let me continue the explanation for that.”
-Yes, the criminal charges have not disappeared yet! Is the truth always one!-
-Mama, then that older brother is not a bad person?-
The atmosphere changed again. So far, this is a disadvantage…
A breathtaking legal battle is unfolding in this town right now!
And I was the only one who thought this situation was strange.
“Wasn’t this NTR Tsukuru Alfie? Since when did you change the genre?”
I’ll turn, really. When will you save the world?
