Chapter 18 – Use Party, Starting Now!
“Geuaaa!!! Save me! Quit! I was bad! Save me!”
Bungzzbungzz! The flying pig trader.
Does the RPG hero look like a dick? My max level is 99, but I’m already over 20, so can a mere merchant stop me!
“Ohh. A culture that turns people around. It’s the first time I’ve seen anything like this.”
“Ah, Sefina. Take a close look. This is-“
Rat play.
This is one of the top 3 wonderful cultures in Korea.
‘Mongseok Roll’, which wraps a person in a straw mat
It became the foundation of physical therapy to treat the wrong person.
Korea’s traditional culture that comes down following the footsteps of ‘gonjang’.
The method is very simple.
Set fire to the house of the guy you hate, hang him on a string and spin him around.
Just as there was a culture in the past where if there was a neighbor who was a dick, they gathered together and set fire to it and put a key on their head.
It’s a culture that really warms the heart…
“I didn’t know that humans had such a beautiful culture.”
Sefina I sincerely admire. The K-tradition where the elves were moved and the warriors in another world were astonished..!!
Okay. Unlike that kind of human trash, real human affection was contained here.
“Are you going to call the security?! Call the security?! Eh!!! Answer me you bastard!!!”
“Don’t call, don’t call! Please!!!! Stop it!!!!”
Right in place.
“Trainee, is it true?”
“Huh hee hee! I didn’t lie! It’s true! That was just a magical prank!”
“I’ll trust the trainee’s sincere words for this one time. I’ll go over it, okay?”
“Ugh… I got it…”
Voice…!
That voice!!! That voice that makes everyone painfully jointly responsible!!!!!
“Voice is small!!!!!”
“I get it!!!”
Good. Like it!
“If it was a lie, this instructor will never let it go. I’m giving you this one chance, so I’ll definitely keep it.”
“Usage. Is it over now?”
Sefina looks at me curiously. Ah yes
That’s it. I’m done with this…
“The dignified Haan of the people~~, born as a son~~~”
‘A world where everyone is not hurt’.
“Yuu-kun, thank you! After all, Yu-kun is the best!”
Ah… Anko…! How scary was that…! But with my help, I overcame it once again! Nothing matters now…
“Hug me.”
-Wow!-
I buried Sefina and Anko in my chest and left the store.
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Fortunately, at the equipment store, I was able to enjoy shopping normally without the situation like before. After purchasing and equipping the best equipment for each level, we were ready to embark on a full-scale journey.
“Is everyone ready!”
“Yes! At this level, I’m fully prepared!”
“Um. It’s perfect. Let’s start as it is.”
Yes yes captain!!!
Oh oh oh
Then wait.
Before leaving the village through the gateway again,
“Misters. How is your work?”
“If you go to the east of the village, be careful of the monsters.”
Hmm. You say you like it. You’ve been working hard since this morning.
“You’re having a hard time. Heh heh, eat this at least.”
After distributing the potion we just snatched away to the guards, we left the gate.
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Southwest of Ozora Village.
In this place where grasslands and hills spread wide, the party decided to fight in harmony.
The opponent has been killed before. Traditional RPG slime.
A slime that moves frantically in four directions. If you open the stat window, you can catch these guys without even fighting, but you need to experiment first.
Malkan! Slurp~slung~
If you look at it this way, there is no such thing as a moving liquid mass,
Chuck!
As soon as you touch it, the battle begins.
Chump chump chump!
A familiar battle BGM flows out,
Slime has appeared!
How to use? Battle
Bag
Escape
It’s a carrot padta battle, right?
How to use 〉 Battle
Bag
Escape
Beep!
And.
Kuang!
Blinding sight. I’m feeling deja vu…
Dragon took 999999 damage!
Sakura Anko took 999999 damage!
Sefina took 999999 damage!
The dragon party is defeated!
Oh shit, that’s right I didn’t remove the cursed amulet.
I let go of the last slime approaching us.
Oh, it’s cold
– Gluck. Gluck.-
“Hee hee!!! Yu-kun! He’s being eaten by Suraimu! Wake up!”
Ah ah Ahh… My brain is being eaten ahh… Come and go…
-Kyaaaaa!!! Atama is half melted! Sefina Award!!! What to do!-
-Do humans give their heads to slimes? Indeed, it is mysterious.”
Stop talking bullshit and save me… You crazy bitch…
Ah,
“It’s an unfamiliar ceiling.”
When I open my eyes, there is only a white ceiling. Am I dead… Anko, Sefina… I’m sorry…!
-Usage. My Yusha, it’s happening now.-
I looked around at the voice I heard from the ceiling. What? But no one sees
“I can even hear hallucinations. I really messed up. I should have just calmly stopped time and hunted.”
– Can you hear me? Hey! Without ignoring it! My Yusha!-
The woman’s voice grew louder. Alas, here we go! Foolish and regretful life, one more sinful soul to the side of the Lord
-Dick!-
“Ouch.”
“Really, don’t ignore it! It’s hard to set the mood here!”
It was the woman with the divine halo behind her who placed the nightshade on my forehead as I closed her eyes and leaned over her body.
Her blonde hair was pulled down in a plait to one side. Her motherly love overflows with the goddess-like style we saw in Greek and Roman comics before. I felt it instinctively.
This woman…! Strong!
“Tsuyoi, you Giraru!”
Bean!
“Yeah.”
“Who are you? So, maybe you’re going to be the guardian of this world…”
“This is the goddess who called you here! How did Yusha like this get delivered! Really…”
Oh. She was higher than the grim reaper. Excuse me.
Wait a minute, isn’t she the goddess you said Yasu Gak yesterday? No god! Was she watching it all?
“Once you wake up, go ahead and do Yusha’s karma! Are you wasting your time like an idiot here?!”
No god If time was such a waste, she either ran herself or why did she call someone like me to this world?
“It’s because the future where the hero saved the world was all distorted by the devil’s trickery. My children were corrupted and the hero was also destroyed, so I called you to change that future.”
“Oh… That’s right… It’s not.”
The way you talk… Is it okay…?
“Huh uh uh uh uh uh oh my Goddess!!!”
I shed tears as I hugged the Goddess tightly like a bat man without parents…!
“Yes, this is it! There was a normal person…!!!”
Tears of joy!
Looking back, Goddess, you are more beautiful and wonderful than anyone I have ever seen! The size of this benevolent heart…! The open dress is struggling to support the goddess’ huge heart…!
The Goddess whispered while stroking my hair.
“Now the time has come. Warrior. Can you quickly save the world?”
And the goddess who slowly becomes transparent!!
No!
“No! No! Wait!”
I hold on to the wreckage and sit down with tears running down my nose…
-Slurr…-
“Don’t leave me, please!!!!”
For a moment, this world went out.
“Huh!”
I came to my senses at the inn.
“Ahhhhh! You-kun! Wake up!”
“Use! That’s not human culture, you tricked me!”
Yes, that’s my seller A dream in which we had a normal conversation for a while. It was really sweet…
“Nice to meet you, one-eyed medieval land…”
“Yu-kun isn’t normal yet!! Pour more potions!”
Bolkak! Jump!
“Uguk, five grains, five grains! Stop it…! Stop it!!!”
I can’t eat anymore, I can’t eat anymore♡ My stomach is full! No just kill me!!! Send me back to the Lord, no Goddess!
“Anko, stop. The dragon will pass out again.”
Anko manages to stop the water torture at Sefina’s words.
I realized it when I saw my belly rocking. Alas, I was not actually human!
“Half-man, half-slime. That’s what I’m for!”
Otherwise, there’s no way I’ll be fine even after eating that many potions! Look at these bottles rolling around on the floor! There are so many that the local grandmother sees them and carries them in a rickshaw as if she were serving a new liquor complex!
“Our usage group is correct. Yes…”
Ignoring Anko who seemed to have given up now, I unequipped the cursed amulet right away.
“Usage. It’s the first time I’ve seen someone who lost to a slime. It’s truly amazing.”
Cefina who keeps hitting extreme deals from the side. Don’t you know that the words you throw at me expressionlessly don’t die because the purpose is right? Don’t you know the human proverb!
“No, I couldn’t help it because of the curse. You must be wrong.”
“But, even the town kid can beat the slime? Yongyong. I guess I was wrong.”
Serious Sefina. Suddenly heavy air flowed. What the hell is she trying to say by grabbing Gao like that? Are you trying to leave the party because I’m weak?
“The answer came out. The purpose must be protected. Ankodo, everyone. This I, protect.”
What is he talking about
“Yes. I will protect the two.”
In her words, I
“Don’t kill me!!!!!!”
Kwajangchangchang!!!!
“Wow, Yuguneung! Be patient! Sleep, whoaaaaa?!”
I burst into tears!
Like the strongest man on earth, I distort my face and put on a tear show.
In the midst of such a noisy inn situation,
Jump! And someone opened the door.
What. Don’t even knock Did you eat the manners?
“Is this a party for the best use!”
The person who suddenly burst through the door was a middle-aged man wearing a monocle.
“Yes, that’s right. Why?”
“Arrest the military for assault and intimidation!”
“Dat?”
On the second day after being possessed by Tsukkur, I was arrested as a criminal.
