Chapter 105 – Infants Are Alone in Heaven and Earth
“Applause.” With those words, I raise my arms with the aura of a champion.
The adventurers and staff gathered at the guild all give a standing ovation and chant for our party.
“””Yong Do! Yong Do! Yong Do!”””
Yes. Praise me more.
“Worship. This body will go to the underground waterway on your behalf.”
“Waaaaa!! Purpose! Purpose! Purpose!”
“We don’t know too much about dragon parties until now (oh wow), it’s really psycho.”
“That’s right. It’s really psycho! Oh, oh oh”
It feels like I’m getting fucked rather than sucked. All Tsukur translators are like that!
‘As expected, Kitsch is the most brilliant man. That man… Goes from being a demon to being the best, and on top of that, he attacks the humanoid Suraimu.’
‘Uh, hey…! I can hear you…! Instead of us, we leave it as is!’
… No? It’s more than just a translator, right?
Sephina tilted her head in response to the outrage of those people and spat out one word.
“I don’t understand its purpose.”
“Eh, eh… Everyone is out of their minds…”
For some reason, Sister Marie responded as if she had no choice but to agree this time. It was a rare sight for two people who couldn’t get enough of each other’s eyes to see each other in the same mind at this moment, but it probably wasn’t that important. Before Sepina even said a word, as if she was pathetic about her current situation.
“It was for the first time. Our last mission was to explore underground water, ugh…! Eup!!! Hmm, huh!”
“Haha, haha! Sephina, you’re so anxious to kill the monster as quickly as possible?! That’s right! I understand that feeling!”
Tooru dururun!!!!
Static.
A cold feeling, as if someone had scolded the actor who was giving a speech at the Central Theater to stop talking nonsense.
Ah, yes. This is like a university classroom. It’s like turning on a mobile gacha game without muting it during a class that is the same size as an auditorium…!!!
-Sax Games!-
-Brew~~~X Kaibu~~!-
Hehe! PTSD! Wow! Get out of my head!
“Uh, uhm…? What did you just say?”
“W-what…!”
I’m screwed, what should I do…! Sephina, this guy is planting the seeds of destruction in people’s anxious hearts…!
“Hey, what did Eruch say?”
“…”
“I want to talk to you…”
Kugung…!
The villagers’ appendages (fists) are shaking. The gaze that had been praising me just now was gone, and only the beasts with empty madness in their eyes were looking at me.
In fact, it’s a shame because no one knows that the terror attack that took place yesterday in the village was also caused by us. Even if the people in this neighborhood make even the slightest mistake, it will cause a red wave of revolution!
What should I do? Should the kids just run away like this…?!
“Eup-eup! Sleep, dragon! Everyone has freedom of speech, eup!!! Fly! Fly!”
“Ouch! Don’t lick your palm with your tongue!”
What is this stupid elf doing while watching other people? Have you forgotten that everyone is looking at us like we’re going to kill them!
“… Oh.”
“This is a little erotic.”
“This is so bad.”
-Slap!-
I just covered my eyes with the other palm.
Right. This was Tsukur Yagame World. A world where if a pretty girl acts even a little bit flirtatiously, all the aggro is released and the flow is focused on the woman.
If so…!
“Don’t you think we have no choice but to have sex?”
In that case, use the elf who made that mistake…! I touched Sephina’s tongue with her finger, covering her mouth.
“Huh, huh, ♡ Eup…!!”
“Oh, you guy! I told you not to run wild! You keep running wild, so her fingers are going into your mouth, Sefina…!”
“♡ ♡ ♡! Song, five grains… ♡”
I pretended like I didn’t mean to do that. The touch that touches the mouth of a beautiful elf,
“Oh…”
“As expected, the most erotic man…”
“He is truly a devil…”
The atmosphere that was about to burn with anger just a moment ago has died down.
“Sleep, stop now… Come on, come on…! I’m just leaving with my mouth, stop… ♡”
“You mean even the inside of your mouth is an erogenous zone? You…!”
It’s really sex all over your body. This walking sex bitch…!
Do you know a technology called solar sphere?
A technique allowed in such a system that allows even a bald head with a combat power of less than a few hundred to stun a cosmic powerhouse with a combat power of hundreds of thousands.
“Ah, ah♡ ah♡ ah♡ ah♡ there is, yes dog”
“Oops! I accidentally stuffed the inside of Sefina’s mouth.”
-Oooooh! After seeing this, I will give it to you when I return today-
-I felt like I just heard something important, but now all I remember is that obscene ero-erofu!-
-I, too, want a wife like Eruch…-
It blanks everyone’s mind and fills it with scenes of extreme obscenity.
The brain only thinks about jerking off, and no one can move. It makes no one lose the will to take action.
I see. This is… The ultimate technique. The pinnacle of a shaman.
“Area expansion.”
“Nghhooooo much♡♡♡”
Use your middle and index fingers to pinch Sephina’s tongue to complete the hand sign. With her orgasmic moans, everyone in the guild stood tall. Stop.
“『
Infinite jerk
』”
“Oh… Wow… Flattering…”
“It’s so cool…”
“Sefina Maman… I also want Maman”
“I realized… The core of the main force (Tsukuru World)…”
“Hmm…♡ I understand, so let me go now.
“Maw!”
“Ogogok♡ There is only a fishing net♡”
She immediately put her hand in Sepina’s mouth and screamed.
“It is our party that defeats the monsters in the underground waterway and saves Ozora Village!”
I am inserting my voice into your brain, which has become a blank slate, as if engraving a subliminal effect!
“So everyone! Go home, wash your feet, pat yourself, and go to sleep!”
“””””Wow… I understand””””
And then, really, everyone disperses. People returning to their usual guild appearance, although there are a few people.
“That’s amazing, Yuu-kun! You just spoke like a high-ranking person!”
“This is a hero…? This is not a hero, but a politician!? Even the king is not supposed to be an instigator like this, huh…”
Sisters Anko and Marie spoke one word at a time with a mixture of admiration and astonishment.
Now that I’ve turned my attention…
‘Now let’s jump out, guys!’
‘Eh, eh? Like that…!’
‘I was impressed a few seconds ago… Sigh…’
In the first place, solar power is also a fugitive machine! If I don’t take it out now, I won’t be able to handle it after they regain consciousness!
We just left the guild!
.
.
.
The place we headed to as we quickly left the guild was ‘that store’.
“-So, what should I do?”
Sister Marie sighed loudly and asked this question.
Well, for now, I’m thinking about various strategies. Let’s say it’s a solution right now…
“I guess I’ll have to try sneaking underground again.”
“Is that so?”
“Right?”
“Yes, yes.”
Sister Marie sighed even louder in response to our answer, and this time pointed to Saranu, the store owner-
“Are you seriously coming to this store!? Yong-kun! This is the most dangerous store in Ozora Village!”
“Wow. That’s so rude to the store owner. He’s quite a fearless kid.”
No, I can’t refute that statement. The items made in Sarah’s workshop, even small items like lighters, produce the same level of firepower as a gas jet high-temperature welder.
Items like Mr. Gilbert’s ☆Children’s Nuclear Power Kit☆ are displayed everywhere.
“Seeing how Sefina’s eyes light up every time she comes here, it’s clear that the things here are extremely dangerous and extreme.”
“Dragon, who do you think is the embodiment of destruction!”
Well then, no. I saw you fight with Karin. At that time, I thought the entire underground cavity was collapsing.
“I am an elf who loves nature! Such words are an insult to me!”
“Oh, Erhu. The bomb you requested from me last time is ready.”
The moment Sephina shouted loudly, Sister Sarah said so, holding up one of her large sacks from behind her counter.
“I don’t know what it will be used for, but with just this small sphere, the fire is strong enough to burn a forest and will not go out.”
“Hey. Love nature, what?”
“I’m going to make an 11-line haiku with…!”
Isn’t this guy actually harboring a huge grudge against nature from long ago? This natural preparation for terrorism is even more frightening if it is in nature.
“So you guys. What’s going on this time?”
“Uh, aww… I ended up going underground with Yuu-kun this time…”
While we were chatting, Anko explained the whole story to Sarah.
“Aha, you did something outrageous again. Yong-kun?”
Haha… That’s why I came here to get help… Sara-san, can you help me get my hands on it?”
That’s right. This is the moment when it was confirmed that the underground waterway was dangerous. There is nothing to hesitate about. Sarah’s cutting-edge tool. Because this helps.
“If that’s the case, you’ve come to the right place! Hehe, what kind of items do you need?”
“First, the gas mask I bought last time. It would be nice to have that and other things to prevent contamination.”
I still vividly remember being cut off as soon as I entered the basement the other day. It seems the preparations were well done, but somehow they withdrew.
Oh, that’s right. Explosion.
“Sister Sarah! Is there a light source that doesn’t use fire?”
“Hmm? Are you talking about the cold gas underground catching fire?”
Last time, I filmed Mission: Impossible with the torch I threw. This time, we must prepare even more thoroughly. Such mistakes cannot be tolerated!
“It’s not efficient, but it exists. This is a lamp that emits light by burning the wick inside with magic. It’s made of magic stones, so it doesn’t explode or catch fire.”
“Okay. Please give me that.”
Anyway, all that’s left is money. Last time I went treasure hunting with Tanya, I made a lot of money. Sarah, waving at us with an older, relaxed smile.
“It wasn’t selling because it was expensive. Just take it.”
“What…! What a kind sister! If you give it all away, what will be left?!”
“Hehe, there’s a cool and handsome customer like Yong Yong-kun left?”
The hero is very moved!
