Chapter 104 – Now That Things Are Like This, I’m Going to the Royal Castle (I’m Not Going)
Two people who achieved mental unity through lip-smacking, no.
“I learned that it is only one person and one elf so that the units are not incorrect.”
“Isn’t Erufu a person, Yuu-kun?”
“Sephina is not a person. What would people say if I called that a person!”
I am big. After clearing my throat, I decided to tell Anko a story that was both educational and helpful in life.
“Anko. Come and sit here.”
People like elves.
If I were to approach a passing Ozora citizen and talk about our party members. He just asked me who those beauties were and how they met. Don’t ask the most important thing.
‘Yu-kun is handsome too!’
Uh-huh, Jeongsuk. The story isn’t over yet.
They-‘Who is that elf? How did such a precious body come from the great forest to this town? Since he’s an elf, he’s probably good at shooting a bow.’ And they talk arbitrarily.
If I say, ‘That elf is not the pure and noble flower-like woman you think of, she is a psychopath who has the strength of an ignorant gorilla and her sexual desires are as strong as a succubus, and I cannot handle it.’ If you say so.
When that person looks at Sefina’s appearance, he would never imagine her like that. To that person who is a citizen of Tsukur, ‘If you collect only the kiss marks that bitch left yesterday with stamps, you can fill the bathtub with free drinks at X Café.’ When you say that, only then will that person say, ‘Wow, you really are an amazing beast.’
It is done.
“Yu-kun, that’s not a fairy tale for low-level stories like this!”
“No. All we have to do is extract a moral story from here.”
The point is that Sepina is not a person.
“Anyway, let’s quickly drag them to the guild now that they are out of their minds.”
She was still in shock that she had kissed a nun she hated. This guy.
A blonde woman fell limp, as if she had fainted. She looks like a perfect piece of work, with a long body that cannot be captured even with two hands, but unfortunately, her charm is only revealed when she is passed out or sleeping.
“Tsk cha!”
She wrapped the arms of the tall elf around her shoulders, and as she held her, the smell of phytoncide hit her face. She felt strange and suddenly turned her head.
“Ai… I’m becoming sentimental for no reason.”
It’s a good thing that she doesn’t know that this guy is a really neat beauty as long as she doesn’t open her mouth. If he knew, he would definitely make fun of me about it. She only shows a goofy side, so I sometimes forget it.
Ankodo, Sefinado. Karen and Tanya too. Even Sister Marie, if it were me, I wouldn’t have been able to make eye contact.
I don’t know what kind of game the world I’m in now was originally. A simple landmine that costs less than 5,000 won. It was also a world where only the prologue took place.
I met Anko there, and I realized it thanks to her. It’s not just a game world, the people here also have hearts.
Then I met Sefina, and I became a precious person. I felt a sense of duty. There are only foolish friends in this messed up world. What do you think?
“Anko! Let’s go quickly! We have to do our best today too!”
“Hehe! Are you leaving Marie here? If you sleep in a place like this, your mouth will turn…”
“Then we should go together. I guess the nun was free too!”
“Death, live with strength today too!”
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I entered the guild lounge with a renewed mindset,
-Wow! I am an alarm!-
-We’re all dead! Now Ozora is over!!! Catastrophe! It’s a catastrophe!!!-
-Termina festival is coming-
A new festival was taking place.
“Why on earth is this town always like this?”
“Hmm… Shouldn’t we turn off that light first…?”
Over there, a burning person, like Mr. X who was hit by a flame shot, falls down from the second floor railing. Let’s hurry and have someone pour water into it with a bucket,
-Repretas Camera Lens Gets Hotter!-
You’re completely out of your mind and saying strange things.
“Every day is new. It’s like a second-hand market review.”
This place feels like I’m looking at a gallery that burned down after bringing in a new meme. Mr. Gilma, who was crawling in pain on the floor, looked up and found us.
“The most fun party! We’re done now!!”
“No, let me explain what the situation is first. As soon as I arrive, I’m like, what kind of grand party is this?”
The man grabbed my leg from the floor and screamed desperately.”
“In the underground waterway, in that underground waterway!!!”
And then he grabs his head and pulls out his fur!
“What little hair is left on your head is being torn out!”
“Ah! A bald head that even the Great Sage couldn’t overcome! The village chief said! Yuu-kun, you must never shine again later!”
Even in the era of launching probes into space, we cannot overcome this, and it is the same in fantasy. The man who was violently pulling his hair suddenly stopped.
“…”
No, what is it? If you suddenly look so serious, I might get scared…?
Mr. In the same pain-filled crawling position, he began to soar, as if he were a reverse Michael Jackson and replaying his lean movements!
Jump up!
“…”
“…”
At this time when everyone was silent,
Bam!
He laughed.
“Aaaaah! The guild master is crazy!”
“Oooooh the moonlight shines on Ozora, consumed by madness, everyone looks at the moon, everyone looks at the moon”
“Yongrin, repulsion, a pair of meteors – avoid them”
“Kahiak Giru is also Oji, Middle -aged, Onani will go to Orat!
The man who was smiling opened his mouth.
“Everyone, I heard. What happened to this underground waterway now?”
Then everyone stopped chattering and focused with a pensive look on their faces. This is not the first time something strange like this has happened in this town. Feeling dazed, I yawned while waiting for Gilma’s next words.
“No, I didn’t hear it. What’s going on that’s causing such a fuss?”
“Sleep, Yuu-kun…! Now is not the time to say such things…”
“That’s right! An enemy army presumed to be the Demon Lord’s army has appeared in the underground waterway!”
“No, it’s fucked up!!!”
Ozora Village, on high alert!
“The enemy the detachment faces is the Suraimu army! That’s humanoid too! They’re all humanoid!”
Everyone screamed and rolled on the floor!
-Kiaaaaa everyone runs away-
-Humanoid boss? Are you Gothi?-
-Humanoid Suraimu? Ayeeh? Why?-
“What’s the problem with humanoid slimes?”
To my question, a knight wearing some kind of armor answered with an annoyed expression.
“Listen carefully, newbie.”
“Yes. Let’s stop making such a fuss and listen.”
The driver, after inflating his lungs and holding in air,
“The physical strength is more than 10 times the normal Surimu, immunity to physical attacks, magic resistance, the number of enemies with different properties increases rapidly, and the attack is also a physical attack and a poison attack. It also has intelligence and acts differently from simple Surimu. … Wow!!!”
“I understood well. Thank you.”
I leave the man who grabs his head while talking and concludes the story. In short, that long thing is a fantasy version of a monster.
Huh. I decided.
“Now it’s time to travel to the next town.”
“Yu-kun! Are you running away?!”
Oh my, Ozora Village is ruined, right? I used it for a long time.
Natural disasters are disasters because humans cannot dare to oppose them. Well then.
“Haha, humanoid Surimu army? I understand!”
“Let it be like this, it goes to the kingdom’s true nature!”
“These crazy people, stop!!!”
The crowd went wild. Look at that pitiful behavior!
“Look at that. The fact that no one is willing to fight back gives you an idea of how serious it is. Anko. And I think it would be okay if this village were to be destroyed.”
Is this a village that immediately raises tridents and torches whenever something happens…? Wouldn’t a town like this, where sedition and witch trials live, be worth the trouble?
“Ah, yes… There are some parts like that, but still! Isn’t Yuu-kun a hero…?”
“And you almost got sexually assaulted by the guard here, too. Here in Sefina. You may not have seen it, but some scum almost did something wrong.”
“Huh…? What is it? I think I had a bad nightmare. I guess I called you.”
“No. Shall the good elf go back to dreamland?”
No, I just called his name, but when did he wake up? Sefina, who was resting on her shoulder, lulled. Dunga. I shook it and went back to dreamland.
If Sepina wakes up here, it will become even more confusing and the Demon Lord of the Whole World will descend!
“But, Yuu-kun! Of course, there are good people! Adera-san, Mari-san! And Sara-san, too, from Ozora. I don’t want those people to get hurt as well.”
“Wow, what an angelic child!”
I decided to just hug Anko tightly. Is it possible to live with such a pure and kind heart in this shitty world?
Anko is right. Although some trash may muddy the waters, it cannot represent the entire group.
People like Ramen Sennin and Mr. I○ka.
For me, it’s Adela and Sarah. Also, the nuns and the guild people who helped us. Besides, Taeyang and each other.
If these people didn’t exist. I may have [Destroyed] This village too.
“Ah, is that so?”
This body. Has it grown to another level?
“Yongdo has started again.”
“You’re growing so fast! Yuu-kun? Stop showing off your form!”
“Right now, this town is just endlessly pleasant.”
“Anko. What on earth did you say that made me lose my purpose?”
“Everyone shut your mouths and sleep!!!”
Kwaaaaang!
Putting strength into the legs, the forward angle is pushed out. This intangible wave that extinguishes all the aggro in the whole neighborhood is flowing from my body.
“Yo, the most erotic party…”
“What are those guys trying to talk about…?”
“The worry that you ordinary people are afraid of. As someone who is at the forefront, I cannot ignore it and overlook it.”
‘Yu-kun, you didn’t ask me to run away until now’
Quiet. Be quiet (not the rapper’s name). The West is telling you (do not strike the candle.
“The monster in the underground waterway, our party will solve it.”
-What, what?!-
-Children who couldn’t even solve 5 requests!-
The words of disbelievers who talk arbitrarily. Hmm, it’s the same. It’s always said that ‘Haters’ only use their mouths and can’t even think about moving.
If so, let me show you. This new hero,
“From now on, our party will exterminate monsters through underground water!”
I will protect you, the poor ones.
In our party’s declaration,
“””Ooooo!!!! He’s the hero of our town!”””
“I believed it, you piece of shit!”
“Is it really true (at all), it’s so crazy and clever!”
“The beast has met its purpose again, and now I must worship it.”
“I just woke up, what kind of crazy story is this…?”
“Ah, ahaha… I guess I’ll gradually get used to it…?”
… Belatedly, Sister Marie lifted her body from Anko’s back.
It was summer.
