Chapter 103 – Ordinary Daily Life in Ozora Village
Tweet. Tweet. A new day with chirping birds. The weather made me hum a melody in my mouth, and I was in a good mood.
“When I open my eyes in the morning, I wonder about last night♬”
“Purpose. If you’re curious about last night… Yes.”
“Hmm♡ Today’s trip starts in bed…?”
“What,”
No…! I hate it!
“No, Stop!”
“Use. That’s the elf word, thank you, glorious person.”
“As expected, Elpyeong is Sephina hahawait, don’t put your hands in there, just wait a minute nunaaaaa!”
Then, even though it was morning, an unsettling melody began to be heard,
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“Goddess Jebaaal!!!”
When I appealed, the DJ cut off the sound, as if turning off the music. Thank goodness!
Stop…! I don’t want to work any more nights!
“Yesterday, you violated me so much…! You made me pickled with drugs! Ugh… So many times…”
“Huh♡ Yuu-kun, yesterday was amazing…? I only drank one bottle, but it was amazing that there were infinite amounts of Dopu Dofu at the fountain square in the center of the village!”
“It doesn’t really look like a human anymore. It was like a water gun that kids shoot.”
“This is not fair, you sluts! You are more lustful devils than the slut succubus queen!”
“Yes… The choice is for the strong. Purpose.”
Sefina is stroking my head while saying something like a white wolf.
“But, this is the only place where Yuu-kun can beat us, right…? Cook…♡”
Anko crawls up my leg while placing her face on my lower body.
No, not anymore. At this pace, it will be a hell of a week of training without sleep for 24 hours. I can’t bear it mentally anymore.
Besides, I don’t know if you sleep soundly, but I wake up in the morning just by lying on my bed alone!
“Obviously, it’s been over a week in terms of time, but why does it feel like less than a day has passed?”
Cucking Tsukur World. It doesn’t feel like people live there. There are more reasons to defeat the devil and save the world as quickly as possible. Yes, a new morning, a new mindset.
“Ooooo! Early bird! Knight!”
-Shwaaaaagh!-
Shaking off the two predators that were digging into my body, I did some somersaults, jumped up on the bed, and got dressed.
“Tsk. Target escaped.”
“But no worries♡ Night will come in the end?”
Put aside for a moment the terrifying declaration of predation by the two females who had lost their prey. I decided to go back to the now normalized guild and proceed with the request.
“Don’t go astray today. I’m completing the unfinished request.”
“Because that’s what the purpose says, it’s probably a failure after all.”
Those negative thoughts lead to negative results. I gave a cursory reply to Sefina and prepared to leave.
As we walked down the stairs, Adela greeted us with her usual narrow-eyed smile.
“Ara, is it alright? Do you want to eat and leave?”
Ah. I can’t stand breakfast.
“What about the menu?”
Adela smiled brightly as she placed her hand on her cheek near the point near her mouth –
“It’s warm miso soup and white rice♡”
She said the menu as always.
“I can’t stand soup.”
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After filling our bellies, we walked slowly to find the guild building. It’s an incredibly peaceful street.
“Aren’t all the people here the workers of the labor camp?”
It may have been something like that because the only things to enjoy in medieval fantasy, and indeed in game land, were things like rice cake mills, witch trials, and duels. If the average citizen immediately raises a trident when something happens, they may have had a different reason.
But to say it’s a fantasy,
“W-run away!”
“If I get caught, I won’t leave you alone!”
The sight of slides, bars, and public restrooms gathered together in an empty lot… As expected. Although it is disparate, it should be said that it is strange because it combines with the nostalgic sentiments of modern times. But why is there a hole in the wall of a public restroom…
“Goddess. I think you should stop using assets and start working now.”
“This is a very blasphemous statement, isn’t it?”
“Ah. He was just playing on the computer in the corner of the room… Who is talking about this?”
When I turned my head to find the source of the voice, a nun with a suspiciously good body was smiling right next to me.
“Huhhh! Sister Marie?! How long have you been here?”
“This is when you started talking freely about things you couldn’t say to the goddess?”
Oh my! No wonder it was Marie, a devout nun who was the Goddess’ stooge, who made this foolish move!
“… Am I going to be hung on the cross again…?”
Shivering…
“Puheup, hehe! You’re so cute! You’re so cute…”
“…! Ugh, get away from that woman! I’m not going to use it!”
I couldn’t help but laugh a little and ended up saying, BAM! Sephina intervened between me and the nun who burst out laughing and blocked my path.
-Blame!-
It was an instant.
A speed that the eye cannot even follow. She, who can be called Soon-shin, was already on the jungle gym in the park.
“The answer has been found… The purpose, Anko… And the guide-chan… And Adera-san…”
[I must protect it]
“… Haa?”
The nun, who couldn’t stop smiling while looking at my face, asked back as if she was amazed by the energy that Sefina was giving off. It’s scary to see the nun, who has lost her excitement, coldly glaring at Sepina…
“That crazy elf is at it again.”
Previously, he imitated the sword-faced Shinigami, but this time he imitated the strongest man in the park, and boom, boom, boom! He held a bow and assumed a strange posture.
“I won’t be fooled! You, Sister… You’ve become even more evil than before! What are you going to do with all that energy you’ve lost? With dangerous drugs or magic… What you’re hiding, put it on us!”〈 Br〉
“Isn’t that what you did to me last night?”
“Ugh… I don’t have anything to say about that, just listen and use it! That woman is dangerous! All my senses tell me that that scalpel is truly dangerous!”
She turned her head towards Sister Marie at Sepina’s appeal.
“Oh my, hehe? I’m being asked to do something dangerous.”
-Sharalala~-
“Look at the halo behind you! Is that the statue of a dangerous criminal?!”
Behind that veil, I can see the Halo! Ah… Goddess! Your servant doesn’t know my humble servant… I have to bow down… Damn it, it’s the goddess again!
“What is it for? Don’t be fooled! That is a technique that uses divinity! It forces you to worship and hey!”
“Oh my, huh… Huh! Is there a good reason why you hate me so much? Ugh, huh…”
Sister Marie, who was greatly upset by the discrimination against this group of theologians, gradually became moist and moist, and eventually,
Again…
And, Seongsu! Holy water flowed!!!!
“Oh my gosh, it’s all because we Sefina kids don’t know much yet. Our Sefina friends! We should apologize and make up with each other, right?”
“Hmph, funny story. This body is not fooled.”
“Please say you’re sorry just once!”
“Common sense tells me, does the water flowing from a person’s eyes melt the floor?!”
While I was pleading with the stubbornness of the world’s largest tree to give up even the stubbornness of a bull, I focused my attention and observed Sister Marie’s feet at Sefina’s words.
-Sizzling…-
“Oh my gosh! Those were real crocodile tears!”
“Oh my… Please change it to a cuter animal than a crocodile♡”
I felt a sense of disparity as if my common sense was distorted when I saw that the nun, who had been sobbing bitterly just a moment ago, had suddenly returned to the way she had been when I first met her.
Sepina growled and raised her head awkwardly, thrusting it into Sister Marie’s face.
“Speaking of business, Sinicista.”
“What is it? A nickname for having the head separated or eaten alive.”
“Hah, how long are you going to hide your true self?”
“Is that the one…? Hehe”
“Guys, please stop fighting.”
“”Be quiet (hi) Yong (gun)””
“Neng.”
I am a useless meat stick. I’ll just shut up and get bored. I immediately went into the basement of the building in the corner of the playground and Anko held my hand as I was about to get crushed.
“Yu-kun.”
“Ooh…”
“Mama, are you holding me?”
“Aww… Yobui… Wow…”
She laid her head on Anko’s lap and let her body rest on her soft thighs and other spaces filled with maternal love. The coziness of this intelligence deterioration. A lump of milk-scented flesh covering her eyes. Healing my heart…
“Woo …
“Yes♡ It’s okay… Mama, you don’t mind if Yuu-kun isn’t a hero? It’s fine as long as he’s healthy and happy.”
“I don’t know… I want to live like this for the rest of my life…”
“Oh my…♡ Like this forever. Huh, heh…? Lifelong, lifetime. Lifelong, lifetime, lifetime. Lifelong? Lifelong!”
Hehe!”
Jump up!
“Now is not the time! Everyone!”
“Ah… What a waste.”
“When we’re wasting time like this, who somewhere in the world is hoping that the Demon King will fall quickly?!”
“I’m fine if it’s what Yuu-kun wants♡”
I approached the two people who were engaged in a heated battle in the distance. With this courage I received from Anko, I will stop the fight between the two!
“Hey… Guys?”
“You’re a sister, that’s a by-product of the goddess’s mistake. No, it’s a mistake of the parents who had no rubber.”
“It’s just a monkey that lives in a big tree. Are you flattered that it’s a little faster? Huhu, ah~ If it were a tree that big, the entire Ozora village wouldn’t have to worry about heating…?”
“What! It’s okay for you to insult me, but I will not tolerate insults from the World Tree. It’s a duel!”
“Foot, if you’re such a barbarian, your deck would be at a similar level? Okay, I accept.”
Two people suddenly take out a duel disk from their arms. Oh no, if that soul duel is accomplished, one of the two’s hearts will be broken…! You have to stop it!
“Everyone, stop fighting…”
The two people’s heads were right next to each other, and they were struggling, so I approached them. They’re so busy fighting that they don’t even care when I approach them. Eh, I don’t know! Reconcile, both of you!
I placed both my hands on the backs of their heads and brought my fingers together.
-Aaaaahhh…!-
“Eh…”
“Heh?!”
“Don’t fight…”
Just like that, with the momentum to kill a polar bear. As if striking flint to start a fire, the two people’s heads were slightly opened and then held together…!
Kiss!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apply force and hit it!!
Kwahiah ah !!!!
“”…?!?!!?!!?!!””
Was it because of the unexpected blow, or because each other’s heads were too hard? The two kissed like that,
-Sharp… Tuuk…-
He collapsed violently on the spot.
“Wow! Reconciliation succeeded! Don’t fight, just kiss!”
“Yu-kun’s operation was successful! It’s amazing!”
