## Chapter 8 – My Downstairs Neighbor Was My Childhood Friend’s School Senior. And She Does Everything Her Junior Tells Her to Do. (1)
“Whoa……”
I’m screwed.
There’s no other way to put it.
I can’t believe something this good exists in the world.
And I’ve been living for 23 years without doing it.
I’m the one who’s screwed for not doing this for 23 years.
I’ve wasted 23 years of my life.
“Haa, haa, haaaa….”
I was completely out of breath.
It felt like I had sprinted 100 meters three times in a row.
I couldn’t catch my breath.
But the satisfaction was more than worth the struggle.
“Hey, hey, you okay?”
I was one thing.
But Jung Se-in was in even worse shape than me.
She was sprawled out on the bed, tongue hanging out, completely collapsed.
She’s totally gone.
Her eyes are open, so I don’t think she’s passed out.
But this is a sight that would shock any of the girls who like her.
“Hey. Jung Se-in. Are you okay?”
I asked while groping her chest.
I have to do this to check if she’s alive. I need to check her heartbeat.
I groped her chest to check her heartbeat.
Rub rub.
Hmm. I’m not sure, so let’s rub some more.
Rub rub rub.
“…Stop touching me.”
After a while of groping, Jung Se-in reacted.
Looks like my emergency treatment was effective. Rub rub.
“Are you coming to your senses?”
I asked while still touching her.
Jung Se-in still needed to calm down.
So, providing a steady stream of rubbing was a necessary measure.
Rub rub.
“I said stop touching me! It hurts, you bastard.”
Ah. Well, there’s no helping it then.
I reluctantly took my hand off her chest.
My hand, forced to part with its lover, was crying.
“I thought my boobs were gonna explode. Be gentle, you jerk!”
“Sorry.”
I got scolded by the boob owner.
I quickly apologized, since I didn’t want her to forbid me from touching them in the future.
I was being careful at first.
But as things heated up, I got excited and grabbed them hard.
If you grab them like that, anything would hurt, not just boobs.
“Are we done now? Pull out.”
Do I really…… have to pull out?
Really? Can’t I not pull out?
I subtly wiggled my hips.
Ugh. It felt weird because of the condom full of semen.
“Ugh, come on! Pull it out!”
“Okay, I’m pulling it out.”
My dick and pussy were shedding tears of regret at the separation, but there was no helping it.
“…Hngh!”
When I pulled my dick out, the inside of her pussy clung to it, not wanting to let go.
But I ruthlessly yanked my dick out of her pussy.
This wouldn’t be a permanent farewell.
I had to obey Jung Se-in’s words now, for the sake of our next meeting.
“Haa… haa, haa, haa….”
Jung Se-in gasped for breath after I pulled my dick out.
It seemed like she couldn’t breathe properly while my dick was inside her.
“Damn. Look at that hole.”
Jung Se-in spread her legs and checked her pussy herself.
“Oh.”
I watched along with her.
There was a gaping hole in Jung Se-in’s pussy, shaped like my dick.
“Cool, huh?”
“I’m gonna go crazy. Is this never gonna close?”
“Looks like you could pop out a baby real easy, huh? Isn’t that a good thing?”
“Don’t be ridiculous, seriously. Ugh.”
Jung Se-in frowned, rubbing her sore pussy.
Wow, this is something else. A beautiful woman rubbing her sore pussy.
It felt like everything I knew until now had been turned upside down.
I was staring blankly at the sight, and Jung Se-in was also staring blankly at me.
At me. Or more accurately, at my dick.
Then she held out her palm to me.
“Give it.”
“Give what?”
“The souvenir.”
Souvenir.
Earlier, when Jung Se-in said she would take the empty condom wrapper as a souvenir, I told her to just take the condom full of my semen as a souvenir instead.
And the condom filled with my semen was now dangling from my dick.
“…You really want it?”
“Of course.”
“Hey, hey. Just throw it away. I’ll make you a new one every day. Why bother keeping something so gross?”
“As if. I’m in so much pain, what do you mean make one every day?”
My heart sank at Jung Se-in’s grumbling words.
“Then… you’re not gonna do it?”
“Would you if you were me? I’m in so much pain.”
Thwack!
Lightning struck behind my head.
It was that shocking.
“Why, why why why? W-Why? Why won’t you do it? Why won’t you do something this good?”
“If it’s so good, then go do it yourself.”
“I couldn’t do it alone, that’s why I lived for 23 years without doing it!!”
If I could have done it alone, I would have done it 23 years x 365 times!
How could she, who knows better than anyone that I couldn’t do it for 23 years, say something like that!
“I finally learned the true taste of sex after 23 years, and now you’re saying you won’t do it anymore?!”
“If you want to do it, you can just grab anyone and do it. Why are you yelling at me?”
“Who’s gonna do it with just anyone like me?!”
This bitch… she probably thinks all guys are the same, since any girl would sleep with her. Damn it.
“I’ve never been able to do it in my entire 23 years of life, no matter how hard I tried! What am I supposed to do now?!”
“Why are you taking it out on me?! You need to figure it out yourself! Am I supposed to teach you how to pick up girls?”
“That’s a good idea!”
Why didn’t I think of that?
Jung Se-in is a master at picking up girls, even though she’s a girl herself.
If I just learned her secrets, there’s no way I, a guy, wouldn’t be able to pick up girls…….
“……There’s no way I’d be able to pick up girls even if I learned from you, you bastard!”
“So why are you yelling at me?!”
Jung Se-in is basically perfect in terms of face, body, and demeanor.
It’s easy to see why girls fall for her.
But what about me?
Even if I work out and somehow raise my body to a 6 or 7, the rest of my stats are all below 3. At this rate, I’m guaranteed to fail the document screening with an average of 4.
Besides, isn’t the ideal type that girls want not an average of 7, but at least 7 in every subject?
There’s no way someone like me could ever dream of getting that score.
“You’re the only one who’ll do it with someone like me!”
“Shut up! My pussy is ringing, so stop yelling!”
“Agh! Pussy! Dick and pussy! Sex pussy anus!”
“Ugh, shut up! Are you a freaking elementary schooler?!”
“You’re the one who’s being louder!”
“You just have a big dick!”
“You have a cave in your pussy!”
That’s how Jung Se-in and I were acting like childish brats that even elementary schoolers wouldn’t act like.
-Knock knock knock knock!
The sound of someone banging loudly on our front door could be heard.
Jung Se-in and I simultaneously shut our mouths.
“Uh… uh oh?”
“W-What is it? Go check, Dick King.”
“Why should I go? You’re the one who was yelling. You go.”
Jung Se-in and I exchanged glances.
“Hey, you were the one yelling, not me. I was just responding to your yelling. And this is your house.”
“It’s because you were rubbing it in.”
-Hello! Come out here for a second!
The voice sounded familiar.
“Crap. I think it’s the downstairs neighbor.”
“Neighbor?”
“Yeah. Ah. I’m screwed.”
I can count on one hand the number of people I’ve talked to in this crappy studio apartment building.
The most memorable person among them was the lady who lived right below us.
-Knock knock knock knock!
…But that’s weird.
I didn’t think that lady had such a rough personality.
“Hey, hey. Go out there quick. She’s gonna break down the door.”
“I can’t go out there like this.”
I’m naked, with a condom full of semen dangling from my dick.
If I went out like this, I’d be going straight to the police station.
“So what? Just open the door a little and talk.”
“…Is that okay?”
Hmm. As long as she doesn’t see my junk, is it okay?
Honestly, I was too lazy to put on clothes when I hadn’t even taken off the condom yet.
More than anything, putting on clothes now would mean the end of my sex with Jung Se-in. Even though she’s insisting that she won’t do it, I didn’t want to give up as long as there was a chance, no matter how small.
-Hey! Open the door!
-Bang!
Her tone was getting increasingly aggressive.
It sounded like she was kicking the door now, not just knocking with her hands.
“…Was she always like this?”
I thought she was a very quiet and kind person when we passed each other and said hello.
“Hurry up and take care of it. Then I’ll think about doing it one more time.”
“Damn it, really?”
Why do guys get dumber when sex is involved?
Well, I was already dumb to begin with, so it doesn’t matter.
I fell for it completely, even though she didn’t say she would do it, just that she would think about it.
“Yes, what’s wrong?”
I didn’t open the door and just asked from in front of the entrance.
-Just open this up! Let me see your face and talk!
“Ah, crap.”
I didn’t even have underwear on.
The only thing I was wearing was a condom full of semen.
If I just opened the door, a disaster would be sure to happen.
“Um, could we just talk like this?”
-Open it! You son of a bitch!
…My polite question was met with a barrage of curses.
Ha. Damn it.
“You’re the one who told me to open it. No yelling.”
-Creak.
I opened the door as little as possible and peeked outside through the crack.
“Yes. What’s wrong?”
The downstairs neighbor was indeed outside the door.
I had only run into her a few times, but I remembered her face well.
That’s because when I said ‘Hello’ to her when we ran into each other before, she smiled and returned the greeting, saying ‘Yes, hello.’
I had already made up my grandchildren’s names at that point.
I was sure of it. This lady liked me.
Our relationship would start as neighbors and develop into lovers in the future.
If I married someone as pretty and proper as her, I would definitely be happy, right?
I liked pretty crazy bitches like Jung Se-in, but I also liked this kind of homemaker style.
That’s what I thought.
“You son of a bitch, what time is it right now? Do you think you’re the only one who uses this building?”
“No….”
Homemaker… where?
