## Chapter 76 – How to Fight With Your Childhood Friend
Ah. My words slipped out.
I meant to say sorry, but I ended up calling her a cunt.
I can’t help being so honest, I guess.
That must be part of my charm.
“What did you just say?”
Jeong Se-in asked, still expressionless.
My senior looked back and forth between us with a shocked expression.
“Didn’t you hear? I called her a cunt.”
I can’t take back words just because they slipped out.
And it wasn’t exactly wrong. If anything, it’s my honesty that’s the problem.
“If you have something to say, just say it clearly. If there’s a problem, talk about what it is, how to solve it, and how to resolve it. When did you ever act like you were different from other girls, imitating dicks? You just beat around the bush and torment people. What? That’s why you can’t communicate with women? That’s what I want to say to you, who’s more of a girl than anyone else! You cunt!”
Ah. My words slipped out again.
I didn’t mean to say all that.
I could see Jeong Se-in’s expressionless face gradually distorting.
She was trembling, so I guess I hit a nerve.
“Damn it, are you done talking?”
“No? Not yet? Yeah, I fucked your mom. So what? What can you do about it? Are you going to cry like a little girl and tell your dad? ‘Waaah~ Daddy~ My friend fucked Mom~ And didn’t even tell me~.’”
“Eek…!”
I pressed the wrong emotion button.
I was trying to give a sincere apology, but I ended up giving sincere tea-bagging.
“So childish, seriously….”
Senior Mi-ryeong, who had been watching quietly, said a word.
I guess even Senior Mi-ryeong was amazed at how great my tea-bagging was.
What’s the point of this kind of tea-bagging?
Of course, there’s no point. I just did it because I was pissed off.
She told me to do it, and now she’s treating me like the bad guy. Why?
“Hey, you told me to do it, to fuck your mom. So I did it, so what’s your problem? Did you even think it was possible for me to do that in the first place? Do you have any idea how hard I had to work to pull that off? I had to twist my whole body while acting like a crazy psycho!”
“Then why did you lie and say you didn’t do it!”
“Okay, let’s hear it. Why do you think I lied? Huh?”
“You, you hooked up with my mom and stabbed me in the back!”
“Hooked up? Yeah, you said it right. If I’m going to hook up with someone, I’ll hook up with you, not your mom.”
“…”
“To me, that person is nothing more than ‘my friend Jeong Se-in’s mom’! A random auntie who has nothing to do with me! Someone who means nothing without you!”
“…”
“But you gave her meaning! Because she’s your friend’s mom! So I said that even if I did something like that, I’d at least want to know the reason. But you wouldn’t tell me until the end. So I tried to find out on my own. But the more I talked to your mom, the more I realized that this wasn’t it! What the hell do you want me to do!”
“So you did it with my mom and took her side!”
“I didn’t take her side, you idiot!”
“If that’s not taking her side, then what is it, you son of a bitch!”
“I finally came to my senses! Before that, I was just a moron doing whatever you told me! Because if I did whatever you told me, I could have sex with you! But damn it, how can I do that! It’s obvious that not only your mom but you too will be unhappy! How can I do something that will make you unhappy just to have sex with you!”
“Who are you to decide my happiness!”
“Then who else is going to decide for you! Do you even have anyone who will say what’s right to you? You’re a loner who doesn’t have a single friend besides me!”
“You son of a bitch….”
It seems like the words “loner with no friends” hit Jeong Se-in right in the heart.
Now she couldn’t argue back and was just cursing while tearing up.
“You son of a bitch, you don’t even have a friend to call you out even if you’re talking bullshit, you don’t even have parents to beat you up even if you’re doing something stupid. So who else is there but me?”
“You son of a bitch….”
“I may not have had the best upbringing, but I can still tell what’s right and wrong. What’s not right is not right. You’re seriously wrong right now!”
Jeong Se-in may seem perfect at first glance, but in reality, she’s a friend with many flaws.
She has such a unique mindset that even I don’t know what she’s thinking.
But one thing is clear. What this kid is doing is generally not normal.
Jeong Se-in’s lackeys seem to admire even that as just Jeong Se-in’s extraordinariness, but that’s not the case at all.
It’s just that she’s a child who does whatever she wants because even if she’s being unreasonable, everyone accepts it.
You could say she’s a monster born when ‘pampering’ is taken to the extreme.
The only person who can say the right thing to such a Jeong Se-in.
That’s me.
Only I can tackle Jeong Se-in’s rampage.
That’s why only I can be Jeong Se-in’s real friend.
However, whether even the words of that only friend will work is another matter….
“Fuck you!”
Jeong Se-in flipped me off.
Well, I didn’t think she would listen to my words obediently.
“Who are you? What are you so great about? You’re just a loser who wouldn’t have even had sex if it weren’t for me!”
Seeing Jeong Se-in shouting almost as if she was crying, I was able to become endlessly cold.
“Ah, okay.”
This kid is really just a child.
She hasn’t grown at all since those old days.
She’s just throwing tantrums as she pleases, and if that doesn’t work, she’ll just throw more tantrums, just like that little kid from the old days.
And, acting like a little kid is also my specialty.
“Then we’re breaking up.”
“What….”
“We’re not friends anymore. I’m not going to have sex with you anymore!”
At my confident declaration, not only Jeong Se-in but even the senior next to her opened her mouth wide.
“Ah~ If I don’t have sex with Se-in, who will I do it with? Ah, Senior, would you like to do it instead?”
“Huh? Me?”
“Don’t do it.”
“Okay. I can do it with Senior. And who else is there? Should I do it with Se-in’s mom again? Wow, adults are really different. Her body and her skills. She told me to come again, so I have to go meet her at her house secretly without Se-in knowing~.”
“Don’t do it! You son of a bitch!”
“Doon’t doo iit~!”
“Eek…!”
Oops. I crossed the line again.
And I wasn’t the only one who crossed the line.
Slap!
Jeong Se-in’s palm hit my face.
To be exact, Jeong Se-in hit me.
I didn’t avoid it.
In that instant, a face of oops.
The person who hit me herself knew that she had crossed the line.
However, until now, there was no one to scold her even if she crossed the line.
Her so-called friends would have smiled obsequiously and apologized even if they were hit.
That’s what made Jeong Se-in into this monster.
But I’m different.
Smack!
I returned the slap to Jeong Se-in in the same way.
Of course, even if it’s the same, it would have been a bit stronger since I’m a man, but I got hit first, so this much is natural.
Jeong Se-in, who was hit by me, staggered for a moment and then collapsed to the floor.
“You, you hit me….”
Jeong Se-in muttered blankly, putting her hand on the cheek that I hit.
She looked like she couldn’t believe what had happened to her.
“You hit me! Jujiwang hit me!”
There’s a saying, ‘Slap a crying child.’
The situation right now was exactly that.
Jeong Se-in already looked like she was about to cry, but with the shock of being hit by me, thick tears began to fall.
“I hit you because you did something to deserve it, you bitch!”
Of course, I stood up to her confidently. Because I didn’t do anything wrong.
“Waaah! You hit me! You hit me!”
“Yeah~ You hit me first~ I didn’t do anything wrong~.”
I sat down and stood up from that spot, and then I started tea-bagging again.
There was someone who was watching all of that with an absurd expression.
“…What are you two doing right now?”
The only sane person in this world, Senior Mi-ryeong.
Hearing that voice, Jeong Se-in ran to her and hugged her as if Senior was the only one on her side right now.
“Senior! You hit me! Jujiwang! Hit me!”
Senior embraced Jeong Se-in with an open heart as wide as her big breasts.
“Yes, yes. You hit her. That’s bad. Jujiwang is bad.”
“Waaah!”
Senior, who was hugging Jeong Se-in, looked at me with a troubled expression.
I turned away from her eyes with a sullen face.
“Ji-wan, you. Aren’t you going to apologize?”
“She hit me first though!”
“You’re a man.”
“You only say that when it’s convenient.”
After being glared at by Senior, I reluctantly approached her.
“Hey. Don’t cry.”
“You have to say you’re sorry.”
“I… I, you crazy bitch, you hit me first!”
“Hoo-oong!”
“Hey! Ji-wan, you!”
But I really wanted to try it.
“Ah, I’m sorry! Don’t cry!”
“Haa. Se-in, Ji-wan says he’s sorry. Will you accept his apology?”
Dori dori.
She buried her face in Senior’s chest and just shook her head.
I’m jealous. I want to rub my face in Senior’s chest too.
“Sigh. You guys are really not kids, what are you doing?”
“We are kids though.”
“Sniff. Sniff.”
“Okay, Se-in hit you first, so you have to apologize, right?”
“Ugh….”
Then Jeong Se-in reluctantly turned her head towards me.
Her eyes were red and swollen from crying.
“Mianhae….”
“It’s okay! You’re such a girl that it didn’t hurt at all!”
“Ugh…!”
“Wahahaha!”
When I burst out laughing, Jeong Se-in rushed at me this time.
I forcibly hugged Jeong Se-in, who was bickering like a child.
She was hitting my back and sides while being hugged by me, but it didn’t hurt at all.
Me giggling and Jeong Se-in whining.
Senior was looking at us with a thoughtful expression.
“…Aish.”
Senior kept sighing at our childish behavior as if we had gone back to our elementary school days.
“Ji-wan, you… I’ll talk to you later.”
“Yes? Why later?”
“I’ll step aside so you guys can get along. Don’t fight.”
“Are you leaving? You said you were going to do it with me.”
“Do you think this is the atmosphere for that right now?”
“Ouch.”
Jeong Se-in, who was being hugged by me, bit my chest.
It seems like it’s Jeong Se-in’s way of expressing her dissatisfaction. But it’s cute that she’s not falling out of my arms.
“I can’t help it. Let’s definitely do it next time, Senior.”
“Se-in, I’m going now. Don’t fight with Ji-wan again, okay?”
Senior said it out of courtesy, but Jeong Se-in just nodded. She still didn’t know how to fall out of my arms.
After Senior left.
I said to the girl who was quietly hugging me.
“Hey. I was going to do it with Senior from now on. You made Senior leave. How are you going to take responsibility?”
After the situation calmed down, my dick started to come back to life.
Of course, what my dick was aiming for was the female in my arms right now.
Jeong Se-in quietly muttered at my question.
“Just, jerk off, by yourself… sniff.”
To my ears, that sounded like an OK sign.
