Chapter 94 – 19. How to Talk to Men (5)
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It’s a very obvious story, but
Just because Han Su-ah was brought into the house, it didn’t mean that he could do something right away.
It’s for a simple reason.
You have to relax at first.
Why doesn’t everyone do the same thing when they bring a small cat from a pet store without having to go to a person?
In order to tame something to your will, a comfortable atmosphere is more important than anything else.
Nothing special, everyday conversation,
The act of lightly holding hands,
… Go further and have a fresh kiss,
Whether you kiss like a pervert,
Whether it’s taking off Han Su-ah’s loose mocha-colored sweatshirt, which doesn’t seem like she has any intention of decorating it at all,
Whether it’s taking off those black leggings that every passing man would have glanced at once,
A sticky caress just to make you wet,
They even had sex without a condom next to Yozora, who had already fainted.
Those are all things for later.
Now is the time to wear your mask well, pretending to be a friendly health teacher.
“Heungheung…”
Either way, Yozora hums a song and heads to the kitchen.
As I glanced at her as she left, saying I would bring her orange juice, I spoke awkwardly to Han Su-ah, who was standing in the middle of her living room.
“Did you clean up all the liquor bottles?”
“… Yes, yes. No, yes…”
A house with a faint scent of alcohol floating around.
I, who returned to speaking informally like before, was the first to sit far away from Han Su-ah.
It would be better to maintain this level of distance for now.
Taming does not mean that I can approach the other person, but that it allows the other person to approach me.
In times like this, if you imagine that you try to get closer to Han Su-ah and end up making a mistake, that alone is annoying, right?
It is not for nothing that they say, “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.”
One step forward by ‘accidentally’ meeting Han Su-ah at a bookstore.
Two steps away from becoming friends with Han Su-ah, even if it was awkward.
Three steps by going to Han Su-ah’s house and talking for a long time.
And yet, there is still a chance to skip the remaining path in an instant,
If I miss this opportunity because of my mistake, you’ll want to bite your tongue.
So, I sit next to the sofa handle and play with my phone for a moment, pretending not to be interested.
Then, contrary to my expectation that she would sit at the opposite end, Han Su-ah sat in an ambiguous position, neither close nor far.
It’s just the right distance for Yozora to sit down.
Maybe she’s acting like that because I just said she was her girlfriend…
I couldn’t help but laugh at this slightly cute behavior.
“It must have been difficult. He always lives in a messy house… Looking at the condition, it looks like he did some cleaning.”
When I throw in a topic of conversation to lighten the mood, Hansoo opens her mouth as if she’s about to say something.
One step faster than that, no! A nervous voice came from the kitchen.
It’s not like that.
I know what your life was like until you turned 30.
It wasn’t even a day or two that I carried you home after you fell asleep after drinking…
For a moment, my eyes turned to the sound of squealing coming from the kitchen.
“… Over there.”
The voice of Han Su-ah, who was sitting next to her, could be heard softly.
“Why?”
“Can I ask you just one thing?”
“Do whatever you want. It’s okay as long as it’s not weird.”
“… Woojin, how did you and Yozora meet?”
I’m really glad that you spoke to me first,
It contains a question that is a bit difficult to answer.
“Ah. “The moment we met.”
“Yes.”
“… There’s nothing special.”
“Still… I’m curious.”
“… Is this also a friendship relationship? How did you make it, or something like that?”
“… Yes.”
“Okay. Then what… “
I was wondering if Yozora was going to ask about the size of your dick because of what she said earlier… , … From there.
I would like to talk to you as much as possible,
Of course, how did you meet Yozora?
Since I couldn’t tell the truth honestly, I had no choice but to roughly scribble a novel in my head.
“So… The first time I saw it was in Sinchon.”
“Sinchon… ?”
“Uh.”
The first meeting at the ‘company’ hideout ended up being in front of Hyundai Department Store in Sinchon.
The relationship between alcohol slaves, who were forcibly taken away and tortured, is wrapped up in a relationship where they clink beer cans together in front of a convenience store on a chilly night.
I was worried that there might be an error, but looking at Han Su-ah’s reaction, it doesn’t seem like that was the case.
When I finished speaking, all I did was show a serious reaction as if I was studying.
… The atmosphere is a bit strange.
When the relationship between Yozora and I turned into that of a very ordinary lover,
Yozora came towards us, gurgling orange juice in a cup.
I thought he meant that he would serve a drink to each guest, but I guess he meant that he would drink it alone.
“… Sua-chan…”
“Oh, yes.”
And then he said one word, breath still smelling of alcohol.
“You said you wanted to make friends…”
“… Uh, uh…”
Yozora’s distorted voice was hurled at Han Su-ah, who replied calmly.
“I don’t know anything else, but making a boyfriend is really, really easy… ?”
“Yeah, really?”
“Yes. Do you have big breasts? If you let boys touch your breasts as much as they want, you can have a boyfriend…”
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“Oh why?!”
Seduce a man with your breasts.
Yozora, who roughly gave this advice, was caught by Seo Woo-jin and began to beat him repeatedly.
… Looking at Yozora sitting on Seo Woo-jin’s thighs and rubbing her forehead with her palm, she feels like she’s looking at a big doll.
Of course, the doll smells too much like alcohol to be an ordinary doll.
“You should like breasts too!!”
“Is that the same as this?”
“But you also spit between my breasts and stuck your dick in between my breasts the other day and just… Ahhh… !”
Breasts?
Spit?
And cock… Putting it there…
Ah… , I understand.
That’s it.
Only women with big breasts can do this…
Anyway, that.
I saw it a few times in cartoons.
At the end, make sure to put it on the girl’s face or mouth… Put the liquid, or
Wrap it so that it overflows over the cleavage,
Letting it sticky hang between the open breasts…
Anyway, that’s it.
A sex fantasy that men would love.
… As expected, they even do things like that when it’s just the two of them.
Then, of course, sex… I will do it.
Master, master, whispering sweetly.
Until the inside of the uterus becomes full, just like in the cartoon… Wow…
… Aren’t you just asking me to impregnate you with my master’s seed or something like that… ? ?
It’s often said in comics…
“If you’re going to say something weird, go inside and sleep. You look sleepy.”
“I’m not really sleepy… I’m sober…”
“I broke something. I stumbled a little when I was walking with the orange juice earlier.”
“I couldn’t help it because the juice was heavy… I can’t lift anything heavier than a spoon.”
“…Hey. Don’t disturb me, go in and sleep.”
“No. I’m not going to sleep… !”
Seo Woo-jin glances in my direction for a moment and whispers quietly to Yozora so that she can’t be heard.
Yozora whines at Seo Woojin and rubs her forehead.
I was looking at those two blankly.
I slowly thought about the story Yozora had just mentioned.
“…”
If you let boys touch your breasts, you will be able to make friends.
… This is because it was a much more plausible statement than expected.
‘Anyway, I’m dating a public health teacher named Yozoh.’
In other words, we are much closer than just friends.
Is Yozora’s advice that can create such a relationship really useless?
Let’s think about it.
Men like women’s breasts.
〉 So it shows a little bit of my cleavage. Because as Yozora said, making people touch it directly seems too pervert.
〉 It becomes popular with boys who like breasts.
〉 You will have a lot of male friends.
〉 Hansul Group’s stock price is 500 times higher! Success in raising domestic market capitalization!
The logic is also perfect.
This is probably what my parents want from me.
“… Haa…”
However, it shows a little bit of cleavage.
Is that a promise you can make so easily?
Even if I walk around hiding it with my clothes, I feel like I’m dying of embarrassment every time people stare at me.
How do I show this to others? Does that make sense?
Besides, I don’t have a single piece of such vulgar clothing in my closet.
It’s just filled with the drab sweatshirts and shirts that I’m wearing right now.
Of course, I was planning on wearing only these clothes for the rest of my life…
As Yozora said, should I buy a pair of sexy clothes as a last resort, just in case? .
Wouldn’t there be another way…
A way to be as sexy as breasts, but not particularly embarrassing…
While I was carelessly touching my chest and worrying while listening to the noise of a loud fight.
“Over there.”
“… ?”
Before I knew it, Yozora was next to me and was poking my waist with her fingertips.
After seeing Seo Woo Jin sighing, it seems that Yozora won.
I don’t know what determines the outcome.
“What do you think, Sua-chan… ?”
“… Huh? Which one?”
“I told you something earlier… Seducing a man with your breasts.”
“… Ah.”
Seo Woo Jin’s slightly angry look,
Before I knew it, Yozora’s brightly smiling eyes, with her bangs all crumpled, were all directed at me.
… Ah. Did you leave the decision to me?
Because they can’t come to a conclusion…
Okay. What… To be honest,
I don’t think it’s that wrong.
No, I actually think it’s true now.
But it’s too embarrassing to say honestly in front of a man.
I am.
“… I don’t think that’s a strange thing to say… “
“Really?”
Instead, I whispered it in Yozora’s ear to tell her.
If you’re not careful, you could be labeled as a pervert, so agree with it, but mix it with as much skepticism as possible.
This is safe…
“Look! Sua-chan seems to be okay too, you idiot!”
“Now, sleep… !”
… I thought so.
It was an unnecessary action.
Yozora, who was smiling as brightly as she could, immediately revealed everything to my boyfriend.
And that too, with unnecessary exaggeration added.
“Well… I… I agreed, but uh… “
Hehe… The only way to make a boyfriend is as long as you have big breasts and are pretty…”
I know you’re drunk, but what on earth are you doing?
What should I do if he says he won’t be friends with me anymore because he thinks I’m a shallow pervert? . Really…
Even now,
It’s a little late, but even now I should refute that I never said that.
Perhaps because I was so embarrassed, instead of a logical rebuttal, only a foolish voice came out.
At that time.
“I won, so you can do whatever you want? You promised, right?”
“… Ha.”
Perhaps I missed it, but an incomprehensible conversation took place between the two.
“Now, Sua-chan.”
“… Huh?”
“How are you? I have one more thing to tell you…”
“…”
“There are boys… I don’t think they like breasts very much…”
Yozora lightly climbed on Seo Woojin’s thigh, who was frowning.
“… “You also really like kissing?”
“… Do it in moderation and go down.”
“Sirundeng.”
In front of me who was momentarily dazed,
As if this was a natural behavior,
Very familiar,
Pulling Seo Woo Jin’s hand onto my chest,
I placed my lips on Seo Woo Jin’s lips,
Chideok,
Chideok,
Her tongue began to mix.
Let me touch your chest.
And,
… Kissing is also the way to make a boyfriend,
With a slightly embarrassing claim.
