Chapter 5 – 1. I Want to Fuck a Hero (5)
I don’t know what clothes to wear.
Do you think white clothes look bright and good?
Or would it be okay to just wear dark black clothes like you usually wear?
Clothes of other colors were not considered.
This is because the villain only insists on neutral-colored clothes.
In fact, as a former villain, my closet was filled with only a few white clothes and a lot of black clothes.
Of course, if you think about it, it was a shit philosophy.
Still, in my experience, most people felt that way.
A few days before the search, Yozora had suggested having drinks at home. That year was flashy, but in terms of color, it felt similar.
Except for her, the same goes for villains whose names I can’t even remember anymore.
At most, jeans were everything about fashion.
“There’s no clock… “Really.”
It’s unusually warm, but it’s still midwinter in February.
Instead of wearing the white clothes of a medical professional, I wore a long white fur padding and left the house with my wet umbrella in tow.
Ruler. It’s time to go for the interview.
5
There is a saying that even a bull’s horn should be removed when it is hot.
The original meaning is so old that it wouldn’t make sense if I tried to explain it, so it means that when an opportunity comes, do it right away without hesitation.
Principal Seok Jae-hwa really liked these words.
The reason is simple.
It’s because I’m a simple person.
Hehe.”
Weighing things and making complex calculations did not suit his temperament.
When a villain appears in front of him, he kills him with his tightly clenched fist.
When you discover the villain’s hiding place, lift your knees with all your might and crush it.
I don’t negotiate with villains.
If you are worried about the food menu, unify it with Jjajangmyeon.
Even if everyone is gathered, if there is nothing else to do, disperse.
Even if you’re scratching your stomach at home and watching TV, if a request for assistance comes up, you rush in without hesitation.
When you get a call from someone you wanted to meet, the person who jumps out to meet you now, not tomorrow.
Such was the life of Seok Jae-hwa, former No. 5 heroes of the Republic of Korea.
That’s why Seok Jae-hwa, the current principal of a hero training institution.
“Nice to meet you, Seo Woojin.”
“Yes.”
I felt really fortunate to have met Seo Woo Jin so late.
So much so that he personally served mixed coffee with a smile.
Meanwhile, Woojin looked at the capsule coffee machine in the distance for a moment, then looked at the paper cup in front of him.
I had a question, but I didn’t ask.
Because I liked the mix better.
I just thought they used expensive interior design here too.
“I think I just contacted you, but you arrived quickly.”
“Because it’s close to my house.”
“It’s close to home… It’s good.”
In fact, questions like this are asked in part-time job interviews, such as ‘Can you come out at any time when called urgently?’ It is somewhat consistent with the meaning.
This is especially true in cafes or convenience stores where bread is often sold without contact.
But Principal Seok Jae-hwa was simple.
A transcendental healer. She was just happy that she could put Seo Woo Jin in her bouquet.
To be exact, the wire that will tie the bouquet together tightly.
Or, it could be the non-woven fabric that goes inside or the mink paper that covers the outside.
“Looking at it, it seemed like it took a little over 30 minutes.”
“If you include the time to prepare for this and that… Yes, about that.”
“Good. Good. Commuting to and from work is no problem…”
Of course, it didn’t matter even if there were problems.
Isn’t this a problem that can be solved with just one house?
“I explained everything about things like whether or not you were certified as a health teacher, TO, etc. During the phone call, so there’s no need to say more, right?”
“Yes. Because the principal said it was all his heart her her her.”
The prestigious Mirren Academy.
Surprisingly, it is not a national or public academy, but a private academy.
“That’s roughly what it means, but it’s too blatant.”
“Thinking rationally, I don’t think there’s any reason not to hire me as a health teacher.”
“Yes, but…”
Healing world transcendent (position: health teacher)
Would it be better to say that it feels like a national hero taking on a petty bully?
Woojin quietly touched her fingertips.
The position of a health teacher was quite an unfortunate position to hold a transcendental person in the healing world, but it didn’t matter.
Position: Health teacher at a hero training institution.
Where else can you meet so many injured heroes?
Of course, it would have been perfect if the encounter with the hero had been a little more dramatic and intense.
However, it has been a long time since I gave up.
Then, he is cut by a large sickle the size of a human body and dies, vomiting blood.
Even if it’s a bit far from your taste, it’s better to be relatively safe.
‘… Now that I think about it, wasn’t that woman from Mirren too? ‘
Where was Ripper from?
As Woojin was stroking the end of the paper cup with his finger her her her, recalling the information he had gathered in the past, the principal’s face her on the other side her suddenly caught his her eye her her her her.
I guess there’s something I want to say.
“That part.”
“Yes?”
“I wanted to talk about that with student Woojin.”
“… Is this a salary negotiation?”
“No. The part called health ‘teacher.'”
Principal Seok Jae-hwa said, folding the questions and answers papers he had brought with him in half.
I brought it for formality, but now that I think about it, I didn’t need it.
Because. Because I’m the principal.
“Why a teacher and not a student?”
“The deadline to submit an application has passed.”
It was a simple reason.
Thanks to this, Seok Jae-hwa was able to quickly nod his head without having to think deeply.
“Then I have a suggestion.”
“Yes.”
“Aren’t you thinking of enrolling as a student rather than a health teacher? I can create the opportunity.”
“It’s not a particularly attractive offer. “I have nothing to gain.”
It was indeed so.
If Woojin enters the academy as a ‘health teacher’, he will receive a considerable amount of salary.
On the other hand, if Woojin entered the academy as a ‘student’, his income would disappear and he would have to pay tuition to the academy.
However, if there was any advantage to the student, it wasn’t really one.
In the first place, whatever the form of teaching to prospective heroes at hero training institutions ends up being ‘killing villains’.
As a transcendent person in the healing world, there was no way to kill the villain.
In other words. There was nothing to learn.
Oh, there was a way to kill him sexually.
Even after thinking about it, I kept my mouth shut because it felt like a boring joke.
“Student Woojin. “This may be very rude.”
“Yes. It’s okay to do it. I’m mentally strong.”
“… I know that you really like heroes.”
“…”
It’s not particularly rude.
Woojin sipped his coffee for a moment and then nodded his head.
During an interview when I was 10 years old, I remember spending about 20 minutes explaining a badass-looking hero who suited my taste at the time.
I thought it had been completely edited, but it seems like word got out somewhere and somehow.
… It’s a bit embarrassing.
“So, as a health teacher, rather than just staying in the health room, wouldn’t it be better to strengthen friendships with students who are also transcendents? They are also prospective heroes.”
“It’s not wrong.”
It wasn’t wrong.
However.
“I don’t know why you’re so considerate of me.”
It was a little suspicious.
Is that really why they want me to enroll as a student?
Woojin looked at the principal across from him with his arms crossed.
Well, she didn’t think the principal had such a strange plan.
At best, ‘We even have healing transcendentalists in our academy!’ They’re probably just aiming for some propaganda effect.
But that doesn’t really matter if you’re a health teacher, right?
Wouldn’t it be better to be a health teacher? Do I really need to be a student?
If you come to our academy, all your pain will be cured! That should be enough.
That’s what Woojin thought.
“… That.”
“Yes.”
“Aren’t you 20?”
“That’s right.”
“I thought it was already a little too early for me to become a ‘teacher’ at an age when I was enjoying my youth.”
“…”
But the principal was simple.
He was just a hot and simple person.
Still better suited as a hero than a principal,
That kind of person.
Seo Woo Jin answered quietly.
“… I’m fine.”
Of course, she didn’t add that she was 30 years old.
*****
The small talk is roughly over.
What to do as a health teacher.
Commute time (surprisingly, there was permission to be somewhat free.)
Academy Rules.
Salary negotiation.
It’s neat, but there’s something I don’t like about the white school nurse’s gown, etc.
As I finished the unfinished story, a red light flickered beyond the curtain.
“…First of all, although he is a ‘teacher’ on paper, I will explain to the students that he is a ‘health committee member.’ It would be uncomfortable for the students to call Seo Woo-jin, who is at least the same age or younger, as a health teacher.”
“That doesn’t matter.”
“Kids these days are very concerned about that.”
“I guess so.”
In the end, isn’t this much different from enrolling as a student, except for the salary?
If it had been explained that way from the beginning, I would have just nodded.
I crushed the paper cup I had finished drinking from and put it in the trash can, then woke up while looking at the notification window on my phone.
The empty notification window was the usual.
“Then, I’ll get up. I’m just asking to confirm, but I have to go to work starting tomorrow, right?”
“Yes. Some of the second and third year students are still at the academy.”
“It seems like they are taking supplementary classes during vacation for high school students.”
“It’s a little different from that. The best students have gone out for training, and now only the idiots who haven’t received any love calls are left in the office.”
“Aha.”
So doesn’t that mean that the woman she saw during the day is also a jerk?
… Well, it was a shame to see someone get hurt because they couldn’t control their strength.
Considering the value of Mirren’s name, she is probably one of the top 1%.
After roughly saying goodbye to the principal, I went down to the first floor to relieve my sore body.
Umm. I heard that the health room I will be using is located in the corner of the main building on the first floor.
First, make sure to check your location so there will be no problems when you go to work tomorrow.
It would be better to check the condition of the door and walls.
Perhaps because it was the main building, there were no students in sight, but a few heroes who looked like teachers passed by.
A male hero whose upper body looks like a cow,
A male hero who wears about 7 rings on his left hand alone, whether from the magic world or because of his taste.
A male hero with a shaved head who looks like a gym teacher, something you only see in 19+ night games.
Since they were all male heroes, I didn’t know who they were, and I didn’t think there was any need to say hello, so I just ignored them and headed to the corner of the first floor.
So that’s where I arrived.
“…”
It was a place where there was nothing hanging and only a single door.
First of all, the corner on the first floor that the principal mentioned would be right here.
It appears to be a public health room, but there were no pictograms that anyone, regardless of gender or age, could immediately recognize.
Shouldn’t there at least be a green cross?
Or something like the nameplate of the health room.
As if to protect privacy, there wasn’t even a small window on the door.
I like this.
When I held the handle itself, it felt quite luxurious.
Add 1 point.
… But the location and atmosphere…
Could this mean that the place originally used as a warehouse will be used as a health room starting tomorrow?
Then the soundproofing performance becomes a bit questionable.
At first, I opened the door without expecting much.
Fortunately, the door itself felt very heavy.
It feels like it’s being dragged against the floor, but since it opens without a sound, it looks like there’s something like weather stripping on the door.
Add 3 points.
The inside, surprisingly, took the form of an ordinary health room rather than a warehouse.
It’s not that wide, but it’s probably about 15 pyeong.
It is an ordinary health room, slightly larger than the one I saw in high school.
Strangely, it doesn’t seem to have any dirt from human hands, but I’m not sure why.
Is it clean because it is a public health room where patients have to come and go frequently?
Now that I think about it, it seems like that.
What do we do. I’m not confident about keeping things organized.
As I entered, smelling the refreshing scent of an unknown deodorant, I was tied to a string and helplessly closed the wide-open curtains.
My eyes feel a little easier now.
When I turned my gaze, I saw a desk stretched out in an L shape. In front of it, there were several beds covered with white cloth.
The desk must be there. The important thing is the bed.
I don’t have high expectations because it’s a bed in the nursing room, but it’s okay as long as it’s reasonably soft and can withstand the weight of two adults.
Let’s go up a little bit and test it out. I approached the bed without thinking.
“… ?”
I found a pair of old canvas paintings in front of a bed covered with a white cloth.
It was a small, old canvas painting with a bit of muddy water splattered on it, probably because of the rain.
Perhaps the owner’s feet are small.
“…”
By the way, why is this here?
As I was looking at the slippery shoes, I slowly removed the white cloth that was covering the bed.
Inside, there was a passenger who came to the health room before me.
Falling asleep with an expression that doesn’t know the world.
It was a girl who looked very good with her left eyebrow and the pure white middle finger that lightly covered her shoulder.
When the villain she played with before had hair like that, she said it was John the Beggar and made a damn joke.
Probably because his face is quite small, hair like that suits him.
The breasts that rise high in the pure white knit and bounce with every breath are also breasts,
The smooth-looking thighs trapped in tight stockings that threaten to tear are just thighs,
My eyes briefly fell on the black string earphones connected to her slightly exposed ears.
These days, everyone is using wireless earphones, but she seems to be the type of person who thinks the sound quality of the wireless earphones is blah.
For something like that, it looks very old.
… Well, anyway.
“…”
What should I say?
Somehow, that…
This woman seems like a woman I’ve seen somewhere before.
I tilted her head and looked at her face a little more.
“… Ah.”
I remembered.
Code name, location Witch.
A witch who kills cockroaches that eat away at society by turning them into beautiful ice sculptures and crushing them so that not even a trace is left.
Yet the witch didn’t even show a smile.
A witch who is famous for keeping her private life under a veil.
10 years later, Korea’s no. 8
Jiyoon Lee was lying defenseless in front of me, now 10 years younger.
A little more shabby than I remember.
