Chapter 23 – 23 – Mother-in-Law?
Popular adult novel, ‘The Secret Love Affair of the Duke’s Daughter.’
The author is Karl Brandt. In fact, he was a great person who ate all the women of a duke’s family and was eventually beaten to death by the head of the family.
He even proposed an election to elect a new head of the family in a desperate struggle. He ran for office with the support of lovers within the family whom he had seduced in advance, but the elders of the family actually opposed him with 10 out of 11 votes.
One vote in favor was the wife of the head of the family.
“Page 105. The Duchess, the second heroine in her family to be captured, said this in her first lovemaking scene: ‘Is this Earth?'”
In fact, I thought that such an expression was just a bluff made up by Brandt.
It may be true that the unfortunate duke had his beloved daughters robbed, but he was an overly asshole ambassador.
But···.
“It’s real, shit. I don’t think this is Earth.”
The universe flows beneath your feet.
In the bottomless night sky, stars dance and nebulae kiss each other.
The moment I thought I had let out the last drop, as soon as my vision became clear, everything I could see looked like this.
Then it would be one of two things. It’s either a drug-like fantasy that you can see if you feel the climax too much, or… It’s an afterlife.
If he died like that, I console myself by saying that he is a good person. It’s better than dying by having a group of succubi swallow you up as nothing more than a dream.
But when I think about my dead body covered not only with sweat and saliva, but also with all kinds of embarrassing liquids.
Fucked.
What should I do because I feel sorry for my sister?
“···I really don’t have an answer either. Who on earth are you going to tell me to clean up that body covered in bodily fluids…?”
– It makes it fun until the end. Is that really the only thing you worry about?
“Ugh-!”
A voice comes from the air. I quickly look around, but there’s nothing. Only stars twinkling like blinking eyes.
But there is someone here. That much is certain.
Aside from the beautiful voice like that harp melody, I can definitely sense something like a heavy presence.
“···Who are you?”
– I am the goddess Ishtar. Born from a handful of bubbles, she is the lust that brings down great kingdoms, the whim of the universe that spreads passion and war, and the mistress of the infinitely flowing rivers of pleasure.
The only people who wouldn’t be surprised to have such a grandiose name are name change applicants who would be lining up at the entrance of public institutions with expressions full of dissatisfaction with their parents.
I feel like I’m caught up in something I can’t handle. This is clearly a hardship on a scale that cannot be compared to a debt of 100,000 gold.
– Let’s see. I wondered how on earth he survived the union with ‘my daughter’. Have you ever experienced this level of stimulation before?
One side of the sky scattered like water droplets, and a very embarrassing image came to mind.
Eshen and I are bumping our hips very clumsily.
– This is it. It’s lovely. On the subject of a common virgin man, he was able to calm Tigris’s heat all by himself. You must have had a hard time.
“That’s right?”
– I liked your attitude of confidently taking on a life-threatening crisis. The attitude of sacrificing without any evil intentions. The stamina to endure harsh tests. It was a very satisfying offering. I can expect a lot from you in the future.
What are you betting on me?
I don’t know who it is, but my honest feeling is that I don’t want to get involved. I just hope that the owner of that voice can’t read my thoughts.
“Thank you?”
– You’re polite too. I really like it. All I’ve seen so far is through my daughter’s eyes, so to you NowIt must be our first meeting. I should have talked to you a long time ago.
“Thank you!”
– Yes, yes. That’s how he is my son-in-law.
“Son-in-law? Wait. Are you saying you’re my mother-in-law? I’ve never been married before-“
– You’re not my son-in-law? So are you going to just throw away ‘my daughter’? After bewitching her with sweet words, saying it was her first love or something, and then taking away her innocence?
Chastity? First love?
…By daughter, I think you are referring to Sister Monica.
In that case, that voice may be the unidentified god that the sister worships.
What did you say earlier? I think he roughly introduced himself as the god of sexual intercourse.
It’s worth hiding. No, I think she definitely had to hide it. Otherwise, I would have been bombarded with questions wherever I went.
It doesn’t match the simple and sad appearance that the sisters usually show at all.
-What is the answer?
Oops.
“I have no intention of throwing it away. What are you talking about!”
– Good idea. I was going to show you what happens to those who refuse my favor.
Almighty Mithra, protect me with eternal sunlight. Anyone other than Mitra is fine, so please save them.
“So, did you say your daughter is Sister Monica? Then what kind of person is she?”
– She’s my daughter, of course she’s Mmazi.
That seems a bit like a bolt from the blue.
– Relax your expression. Because it’s a joke.
Well then. I forced myself to laugh to fit the joke.
– But it is also true that she is a succubus. Because that’s what my daughters were called in ancient times.
…Are you a succubus or not?
The goddess didn’t mean to pamper me.
The sister was both a succubus and not.
“So, the scary monsters fighting our party members are actually imitations?”
– A succubus who only makes people dream without actually touching each other. Do you really care about those things? My daughter Monica is on a different level from lowly monsters.
According to what he said, the succubus we know as a monster is not the original.
It is just a similar product created by those who were Ishtar’s maids after they betrayed themselves to the side of the Demon King’s army.
The reason for the betrayal is a bit funny. I have to give a portion of the pleasure I get to the goddess like taxes, but I don’t want to do that.
A lustful tax evader. So, are there also sex tax collectors and sexual intercourse tax collectors?
According to Ishtar’s words, ‘true’ succubi are special women born with Ishtar’s blessing.
A priest of the god of lust who absorbs the energy of men every time he meets them throughout his life and offers the power of lust to Ishtar as a sacrifice.
Well, the body temperature was warm, and no matter how you look at it, the sister was human. There is no way God’s daughter is a monster.
– Be glorious. In ancient times, a cartload of gold was offered in exchange for kissing a ‘real’ succubus just once. Even throughout history, it was rare for someone to be recognized by me as my daughter’s husband.
Goddess Ishtar smiled softly and said.
I nodded as humbly as possible. Although I was dumbfounded inside.
– Anyway. I can’t welcome my son-in-law without a gift. And even those who are alive and invited to my realm cannot be sent away without a gift. Personally, I would like to give you a gift to win you over.
– So, combining the three reasons, I will grant you only three wishes.
“···Yes?”
This is a very sudden proposal.
– There are bound to be one or two things in life that you envy or are dissatisfied with. For example, your younger brother’s tuition. Something like the reputation of the porter profession. Or, a debt of 100,000 gold.
You are reading my usual worries accurately.
I guess I should stop praying to Mithra. You might get trampled and searched for if another god dares to catch your eye.
– Tell me anything. What about your former party members? Didn’t you want to kill Adamantone and the prostitutes attached to him?
“Uh, first of all, I hope you don’t hurt me or the people around you in any way.”
– What?
A defensive response that came out reflexively.
Money and reputation are up to me. If you’re still breathing.
If you have three wishes, you might want to invest at least one in safety. No, in fact, it would be a wise choice to invest all three wishes in ‘Please save me’, ‘Please send me back’, and ‘Let’s not see each other again’. As long as you don’t get angry after hearing such a wish.
It’s like I’m in the jaws of an animal right now.
But as if the god Ishtar had least expected it, he laughed so loudly that it shook the universe. It wasn’t like he was going deaf, but the ringing in his spine was a little painful.
God spoke again. He looked like he was tired of laughing and was wiping away tears.
– Are you smart?
“Because he is a weak and lowly porter, he is only concerned about his personal safety.”
– I promise. I won’t act like an evil spirit who gives medicine based on wishes. Actually, it wasn’t that I didn’t want to do that at all.
“Okay.”
I’m scared, really.
– I will send you back unharmed and without any injuries. I promise to leave the people around you alone too. So, what about the rest of your wishes?
“···It’s not a wish, but I would like to ask you something. Is it okay if I tell you when something comes to mind?”
– You want to go back to my daughter quickly? And to the lover I made before that.
It’s true.
But those words fill my head with thoughts of being screwed.
If the man who possessed her daughter already had a lover, how would her mother-in-law, who has the power of God, react?
-Your expression is stiff. Are you worried that I will offend you? Are you okay. I’m done with it.
···Is that your mother’s attitude?
– Of course I love my daughter. But I won’t judge you based on the man-made institution of marriage. More important is the sexual energy you convey through my daughter. Ah, a male who secretly disguised himself as a woman and hid in a group full of innocent and pure women. It’s a good sketch.
The coquettish voice is a little creepy.
– Do you want to save two wishes and use them when you think of them? It’s a truly shameful offer, but it doesn’t seem like there’s any intention to tease me, so don’t accept it. I was starving because of Mithra’s servants, and thanks to you, I was able to drink enough lust to fill my stomach for the first time in a long time. We can look forward to similar dinners in the future, right?
Haha···.”
Didn’t I wake up some evil god? Yes?
– But, Tan Bhan Thai. In return for that wish, I will command you.
“Yes?”
– When beautiful women approach you asking to overlap, don’t refuse. I will personally cut out all the women who have pitch-black plans, so don’t worry, just eat them, pounce on them, and multiply.
“······Yes?”
– Try becoming a libertine. Enjoy it to your heart’s content. Entertain me I was curious about what would happen next on your night. Of course, if you are too timid to do that… I will understand if you only play with my daughter from now on. It’s okay to just include that Tigris girl as a ‘party member’ in the bed. Instead, you should do it passionately. As much as the first night you spent with those two.
Do you want something like that? Did you bring me here to talk about that?
I’m not some kind of sex expert or a hitman-
– Of course, never take my daughter out of your arms. I will kill you then. She will kill you even if you abstain.
“···I will never give up. I will work hard.”
– Good night. As long as you continue to pay me tribute, you will not lose my favor. Now go back. The exit door is over there.
A burdensome pink door appeared out of thin air.
Even the doorknob was embarrassing. The men and women who held her body closely had decorations that bent her waist like a bow.
To get out, you had to hold between the crotch of the man and woman and turn them around. After hesitating and not being able to put my hand in it, I realized that I had forgotten to say goodbye.
“Should I call you Ishtar-sama or mother-in-law-“
– Call it whatever you feel comfortable with.
“Thank you for your kindness. I hope we can meet and talk in person someday-“
– Was that a wish?
A tone of regret. I get goosebumps because I think I made a mistake.
As I slowly shook my head, I heard laughter.
– If you had borrowed something like that as a wish, I would have stopped you. At least once.
“Why?”
– I can’t make my daughter a widow. She was my favorite last timeKarl Brandt made the mistake of ignoring the warning not to try to face me.Thank god. Her youngest daughter’s son-in-law seems wiser than that guy.
…If that’s the story of Karl Brandt, who was said to have preyed on the Duke’s women,
Maybe Karl Brandt wasn’t beaten to death.
———–
“Are you awake?”
“I don’t listen.”
Perhaps because of the fear experience, my body was covered in cold sweat. I groaned and opened my eyes.
Eshen was looking down at me and smiling brightly.
It’s not wet from the rain, and it’s not panting like it’s from a fight. So that means the situation is over.
The first time I hesitated at her concern, Eshen patted my shoulder as I lay on the bed and said,
“I didn’t see anyone.”
“What?”
“No one has seen you passed out, covered in love juice and sweat.”
“…Did you see it?”
“Is that so? I made a mistake.”
Eshen laughed. But that smile somehow seemed a little sad.
“I kept it a secret. No one even noticed, let alone smelled. What happened.”
“···I couldn’t even wipe myself, but I didn’t get caught. Did you clean it up?”
“It wasn’t me, it was Monica who did it. She said a prayer while not knowing what to do, and both you and her body became clean in an instant. I don’t know if it was because of that ‘ritual’, but the power of faith suddenly became stronger. I heard.”
···The God of Love, who immediately greeted me as my mother-in-law and left, seems to have finished cleaning up after me.
‘Have sex’. An order given by the god of love with great fear.
Of course, I feel better when I do it. It’s a thousand times better than the command ‘don’t do it.’ But···.
As I groaned at the thought of not knowing if I could tell him, Eshen got up and muttered that he would come back later.
“I touched the patient for no reason. He’s resting well.”
I grabbed the hand that was on the bed to get up.
My arm moved earlier than I expected. Eshen’s tone was somewhat lonely. The tail was hanging down as if it was dead.
“How’s work going? What did the supervisor say?”
Eshen’s expression, which was looking down at me in confusion, becomes triumphant.
Eshen took an epaulette out of his pocket and held it up. The golden S shape shined brightly.
“Promotion on the spot. Cool, right?”
