Chapter 142 – 142 – The Kitten Sisters and the Toy Porter
15 minutes ago from now. Outside Gokju’s mansion.
“Is that it? Where is the target the ‘boss’ mentioned?”
Three silhouettes wriggle in the cool night air. They are the Tigris, sitting on a tree branch, giggling against the moonlight.
It gives off a very dangerous atmosphere, but some would say that such a sentiment is contradictory. There is no such thing as a ‘dangerous’ Tigris in the world. Because all Tigris are dangerous.
But they could speak with confidence. There are Tigris in the world who are especially dangerous like the three of them.
The three special fighters, the ‘Gulp Guardians’, who were harshly trained and personally raised by the elders of Hwanhwagok, are living weapons of war, skilled in assassination, infiltration, and sabotage.
“You’re an outsider with no military skills, and you’re pretending to be the new Gokju’s partner. As long as it’s vacant, there’ll be plenty of people who will want to take over that position by shedding blood.
“Are you ready to go through a test as rough and difficult as Lord Shin’s Yeongrak? Kihihi, let’s see how great your skills are!”
“···Hey, stop licking that dagger. Do you know how useless it looks?”
And tonight they were targeting Tan Bhan Thai.
And someone wasn’t going to let things go their way.
Another shadow rose up from afar, looking at the guardians. The moment the fleeting human image obscured the moonlight, the leader of the guardians turned his head in shock.
“···Both of you are quiet. I think I sense a presence somewhere. Be alert to your surroundings!”
But it was already too late.
The first person targeted was hit in the back of the head with a stone and fainted without even being able to scream. The second one, who was slow to react because he was licking a dagger he wasn’t going to use, kicked him in the back and almost bit his tongue.
However, the third skillfully handled the surprise attack. The captain, who caught the elbow flying toward his face and threw it away, easily jumped over the wall and landed in the yard of Gokju Mansion.
The captain listened behind him. I could faintly hear the groaning sounds of the two men who had fallen into the bushes. The moment he was relieved that his subordinate was alive, the mysterious attacker also came down to the yard and glared at the captain.
The surprise attack that perfectly targeted the cervical vertebrae of the two people was impressive, but having the ejaculate in one’s hands is proof of a child’s actions.
If you can’t tell which side is the other person’s true nature, it’s a good idea to try to guess verbally. The captain said, baring his fangs.
“What are you doing?”
“I don’t know. Are you targeting Tan Bantai? Who instigated you to do so?”
“I asked first, kid.”
“I don’t have the heart to tell you like you do. Don’t talk nonsense and attack me!”
‘If that’s what you mean, I’ll give you Ajak.’
As expected, he is a kid with good skills. It was a foolish and fatal mistake to touch her, who was the strongest among her guardians, and to stand in front of her as if daring her to attack her.
The moment her wind changed direction and her fallen leaves swirled around her, the captain let out a short gasp of her breath and unleashed a deadly technique she had learned from Elder Taramgon of Hanghaenggok.
The fist that kills fighters, known as the ‘Gyeolsal Fist’, can be wielded only by a select few of those who are specialized in bare-body strikes.
The thing that is said to fall from the sky flies like a flash of light through the muscles of the body that bounce like springs…
“What.”
I shook the top of my head as I used the technique.
The attacker, who perfectly deflected the skilled fighter’s destructive power with his shoulder, spun around in the opposite direction and knocked the opponent’s chin away with his elbow. It is the same as the principle of Gyeoksal Kwon, which involves applying pressure to a muscle and then releasing it to strike.
“Is this how you do it?”
The faltering steps of the guardian were like a compliment for using the technique correctly. The attacker, who grinned, wrapped his arms around the head of the guardian and lifted him up on his back. Then he put the weight of two people on the ground and slammed them down.
Also known as ‘smashing the tiger spinal cord’. The leader of the Hwanhyanggok canine knows the name of the herbivore well.
I also know that the herbivory is only passed down to children who inherit the Taiga surname. A few years ago, she secretly saw her grandfather, Elder Taramgon, who was courting her in a fit of lust, being beaten like a dog by Hwanhyanggokju.
The moment he saw the white hair sticking out of the attacker’s mask right before he fainted, the captain mustered up the last of his strength and muttered.
“Are you sure…?”
Instead of pretending to know something, she would have been better off quietly losing her mind.
Garam, who was frightened after discovering his true identity, kicked the captain in the chin and delivered the finishing blow.
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“You knew that intruders who had been instigated by someone were targeting Tan, and you attacked them to stop them?”
Garam, whose hands and ankles were tightly bound by a rope that could never be torn off, nodded his head slowly while cowering. He said, Eshen snorted.
“So you were trying to scare Tan and make him run away from this Hwanhangok?”
“Hmm. Ma, that’s right. That’s accurate.”
“Does that make sense? Doesn’t that excuse seem a bit lame?”
Eshen spoke with an expression that could barely hold on to patience. And soon he lost his patience and started yelling.
“I called that trio of idiots. I was planning on getting them to participate in Tan’s treatment today!”
It is said that the ‘strange men sitting on the tree branch’ that Garam saw were actually candidates for my night partner recruited by Eshen.
He had come on an important mission for the benefit of the Hanghaeng Valley, but was depressed when he heard that Catnip Night had been brought forward.
“He said that since the festival was over, there was no point in fighting over the male, and that it would be okay to have a slightly weaker male, so it would be good to just stop the heat pain. So I told him that I knew of an amazing guy.”
···Since I came back after doing a good job, I will give you a man. Hearing things like that makes me feel like I’ve become a popular male prostitute.
Eshen sensed my reluctant expression and looked embarrassed.
“They say you have to be with someone to live.”
“Still, it’s a bit different from people who lick knives. They’re all women, right?”
“Then you would have called a man?”
“And didn’t I say that it would be burdensome to increase the number of guests for the night? There’s no need for you to arrange a table.”
“I sang it once at the Dragon’s Nest, and I also sang it at a party, but even with a compatible song, I have to at least save face with my benefactor.”
Eshen shrugged.
“Still, they are good and sincere people. At that point, they have fair faces and are loyal, so they have a heavy mouth. I thought that if I had to order someone from people I already knew, it would be better to use them.”
“Sincerity? What kind of sincere guys lick their daggers while laughing?”
Garam, who was sitting at his feet, grumbled.
“And that story was true? It’s not that you’re crazy about shamanism or brainwashing Eshen, but you really have to change women every night and do that to get better?”
“I told you so, you idiot. When I said that, did you just let it go out of one ear?”
“How can I believe you?”
“I told you so many times, but don’t tell your sister that’s you, you bitch who gave me cheap dog food.”
Eshen expressionlessly pinched Garam’s thigh with his toe. Garam screamed and tried to return the kick, but Eshen had already retreated out of the distance.
Eshen said, glaring at her fuming younger sister.
“And the law guardians are suspicious? Then why are you walking around at night wearing a mask?”
Garam, who had hit the nail on the head, avoided her gaze, pretending to blink. Eshen kept yelling, pulling on the rope that bound Garam.
“And at what point did you steal the Shinkyo items? I’m sure you weren’t planning on tying Tan up with this and staging a kidnapping or escape somewhere?”
“Ah, what does that have to do with you?”
“You crazy bitch made a mistake and screamed at you like crazy. Hey, hang her.”
“···Eshen, he’s still your younger brother.”
“I want you to hang me. Aren’t you disgusted that you got attacked twice at night?”
When I think about it, it is true. After making sure that the decorative hook on the ceiling was strong, I lifted the writhing girl and hung her wrist strap from the ceiling. Garam, perhaps afraid of being followed, obediently raised his wrist and cooperated.
···It looks very thin when it wraps around your waist. It’s soft to the touch. Unlike his usual sharper and more aggressive appearance than Eshen…
Maybe I should have let go quickly. Garam’s elbow pressed the bridge of my nose. Garam, her face red, clung to her and started a riot, yelling.
“Oh, how dare you touch me like that! You crazy playboy porter!”
“···Eshen, is my nose still attached?”
“Luckily it’s stuck well and there’s no nosebleeds. Now I’m just hitting the patient. Are you out of your mind?”
Perhaps considering the fighting power between Tigris and a single porter, it was closer to a pushing motion than a hitting, but I couldn’t help but feel embarrassed at the thought of being beaten by a child.
Eshen grinned at my displeased look, squeezed and opened his palm, and suddenly slapped his younger brother’s butt cheekily. As a cheerful popping sound rang out, Garam raised his tail toward the sky and screamed.
“Kyaaaaa! Hey, this-“
From Garam’s tearful mouth, curse words poured out, just like Eshen would spit out when he was excited. I touched the bridge of my throbbing nose and pretended not to hear.
“-You throwaway bitch! What are you doing!”
“Do you see this violent reaction? You could tell, but he’s in heat. When I stopped him to guard the mansion, he mishandled his gas mask and ended up drinking a ton of catnip.”
“You know, Eshen. If I get hit that hard, I think all the swear words I’ve heard in my life will come out.”
“Anyway, it’s true that he drank it. So I gave him leave to rest at home, and what is this? He comes wearing a shabby mask and threatens Tan to leave Hwanhwagok?”
Eshen said, waving a mask made of torn cloth.
It’s strange to see it with the mask off. Ever since my hand touched her, her face has been flushed, and her feet off the floor keep twitching as if they are tickled somewhere.
Signs similar to Eshen in estrus are visible. Garam answered while catching his breath.
“Yes, I did. I didn’t want to see someone who wasn’t even strong in the compatible song mating.”
“Hmm. To be more honest, I’m willing to give you a reward.”
“What kind of award is this? Why don’t you get rid of that disgusting face?”
As Eshen pushed his face towards him, subtly poking his cheek, Garam jerked his head in displeasure.
···However, the response is slightly delayed. Like when he elbowed me in the face.
“Well, I’m sorry I knocked him out. Go out and find a new sleeping partner, and beg for it or not.”
“That’s the problem. Actually, there are two minutes left until today ends, you fucking stupid little brother.”
“Ha, it must be difficult to save the other person within 2 minutes… Wait, what?”
I frowned and looked at Eshen. I asked a question with my eyes, wondering if there was no way there was no more time left than that.
But Eshen smiles at me and narrows his eyes. It’s somehow ominous. I don’t know what Eshen thinks is a good plan, but I don’t think it’s necessarily a good plan.
“I selected applicants tonight from among those who couldn’t participate because they were on a mission, and this idiot knocked them all out. Damn, I’m sorry. It was fun so far, Tan.”
“···Yes, I had fun too, Eshen.”
As I sigh and adjust the rim, the atmosphere automatically becomes strange. Garam said while looking at the two of us in turn.
“Now, wait a minute. Just a minute.”
“It’s dead, motionless. Should we pray? Goddess Ishtar’s ritual couldn’t save it, but other gods might have a way.”
“Uh… I guess so?”
“No, let’s stop. If everything can be solved through prayer, then why would there be a disease in the world? If all the gods answer by putting both hands together, then why are there priests? Oh, what should we do because we are so pitiful? Are we going on like this when we are only 24? I can’t eat it. “How many foods have I seen, and how many women have I not been able to eat?”
The nonsense that was sneaked in at the end seems to be feeding me.
However, Garam, who could not tell whether he was in heat or not, suddenly began to struggle and shake his head.
“Wait a minute. Wait a minute! Sister!”
“I hear you call me ‘sister’ so politely. Did you feel a little guilty after realizing the gravity of the matter? But it was too late. There was about a minute left? You killed it! You killed it!”
“You can do it with me!”
Eshen, who had been cupping her face and pretending to cry, suddenly spread the gap between her fingers and her eyes fluttered open. And then she looked up at Garam with her eyes smiling.
“What are you going to do?”
“Damn it. I can’t help it that it happened like this! It’s your first time, so take it easy!”
“What do you mean? You don’t like girls?”
“It’s not that I don’t like men, it’s that I like women more!”
Garam closed her eyes tightly and forced her words to pour out.
“And even though this son of a bitch is disgusting, you don’t hate him enough to let him die like this?”
“A little more honestly? Tan doesn’t tend to stand up when someone keeps saying things he doesn’t mean.”
“···What kind of bullshit is that!”
“Tell me honestly why you came here. Is it difficult? If it’s difficult, you’re going to die, right?”
“···Ah, ah! Damn it!”
Without realizing that he had been skillfully cooked, Garam shouted, covering his red cheeks with his shoulders and hair as much as possible.
“You can just be honest! I’m still full of regrets, so I came here to lay you down and calm down! Why!”
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“There are two hours left, and Hwanhwagok’s applicants haven’t shown up yet.”
The leisurely night air and hot tea. A friend who chats with a pavilion with a nice view.
These were good conditions for a calm smile to bloom, but all that appeared on Ragnaroka’s face was a look of worry.
Jeondae Hwa-ryeon, a winemaker, sipped her tea and responded.
“It’s stupid, but I was attacked by someone. I’m not in good health, but I need to stay in bed today.”
“Oh my god, who is the culprit?”
“Unfortunately, it was my daughter. I feel sorry for her because she was rude to not only Hwaejang Gok, but also the benefactor of the Dragon’s Nest. The current Hwaejang Gokju said that she will be questioned one by one as to why she did that. The interrogation is in full swing right now.”
“Hmm, it would be better to select a new applicant while there is still time. Should we choose again? There are still more applicants from the Dragon’s Nest.”
“No, let’s wait and see what happens.”
Hualien and Ragnaroka looked to the side. Ishtar’s daughter Monica was smiling meaningfully as she looked in the direction of her office in Gokju Mansion.
“Let’s watch?”
“Maybe the applicant has already shown up?”
Lagraloca raised his eyebrows. According to the reports from the agents who went to ask Eshen how he was doing, there were only three of them in Hwanhaenggokju’s office. Tan, Eshen, and the captured Garam.
Hwa-ryeon suddenly began to tremble around her eyes.
“What do you mean, the applicant has already shown up?”
