Chapter 72 – 049 Special Book for Lazy Heroes
Swoop. Sonia, who lifts her shoulders and hands her a piece of potato chips she chews on as if it were a prize, and Luce, who bewilderedly accepts and experiences a salty experience.
The tongue shrunk slightly, but the turquoise hair continued to speak.
Class D adventurer Luce.
A porter who was skewered by spider legs harder than iron chopsticks.
After Luce wrapped them around with bandages. Luce said that while he was recovering, he spent time together in the dungeon and talked about various things.
“Of course I thought there would be a rough line… I heard that there is a porter network in every neighborhood? The Internet is also very well organized, so that lady…? It’s a little strange, but I can’t find a porter again. Deal. It’s a good thing.”
What does that have to do with bringing spider legs here now…? Asked Sonia.
– Fuck…
Of course, Luce, thinking that he would be bitten, smiled like a door-to-door salesman trying to recruit Sonia, not just an adventurer.
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“A painkiller effect…? I didn’t expect it to have such an effect…!”
“No no. You’re wrong. Sonya. It’s not a pain reliever, but an effect that induces you to feel less pain.”
“I didn’t know spider legs could have such an effect?”
No matter how wrapped up with bandages, Luce had no professional medical skills or skills.
In a situation where there were no pain relievers or specialized medicines, the porter who helped Luce took out the spider leg he had trimmed in the room he had cleared at that time, treated it a little, and then stabbed it on the back of his hand.
After that, I’m not fine… But somehow get out of the dungeon with Luce’s help as if I’ve been hit with painkillers… Somehow, I ended up going to the hospital.
“That’s how it happened. Sonya. How about it… Isn’t it exciting?”
“Uhhhhh…There was a principle like that. On-site medical patches and painkillers are expensive, and couriers naturally get less rewards than adventurers…
Is the ‘little processing’ you just said what you’re doing right now? The one you put in each leg?”
Nod. Luce nodded confidently.
Thinking that you are almost there, take each item carefully. Luce stuffed the monster’s mana stone, the size of a grain of rice, with a slightly bluish tinge into the empty spider leg like a BB.
It’s a lifesaver that if you just poke a spider’s leg, you’ll feel like you’ve been on a bus all day. The porter who explained to Luce.
A further explanation is that in order to maximize the poisoning effect of the spider poison, it is filled with mana stones, which are extremely small and have no commercial value.
Hypnosis or fascination… Rather than using those methods, it was a folk remedy using the spider legs of porters, who were said to have been using them in a way that maximized autosuggestion and deceived the felt pain.
I don’t know if it’s a pharmaceutical company or where it is, but it was close to a hypnotic drug that would have at least one type of villain base everywhere, but Luce, who was from the fantasy world, just accepted it as a novel and fun idea.
“Come on…! Come on! Come on! If you understand, quickly show the back of your hand! Sonya!…You won’t be able to see it in your bodysuit… Then your neck…Your neck…Can I just stab him in the chest, Sonya?
What? Did you… Dodge?”
Shush… Shushuk…! Luce, who is wearing a bodysuit that exposes her upper chest, is aiming for Sonia’s chest at moderately fast speed, and Sonia, who is surprisingly agile, avoids it with ease.
Certainly, they approached deliberately as if it were a joke, but since the surprise operation failed, all that was left was to thoroughly determine the opponent’s disposition…
All that remains is to persuade using the given clues… Luce, a D-class adventurer who needs a reliable party member.
“I knew that the spider legs were self-suggestive. But…But why are you going to… Suddenly pick up the spider legs and stab me?”
Wallow wallow!
‘I’m in defense mode!’ While saying that, the D-class hero of Sky City lay down on the living room floor and began to dry it on a thin blanket.
‘Poetry…That’s amazing…’ Muttered Sonia, with only her face sticking out.
(Clue…Clue…Since it’s Sonya…How can I do it…)
Certainly, Luce is a passionate girl adventurer with more fists than her head, but for now, how can I combine the clues given so far to get this big-blonde hero out of the house… Then, as an adventurer, I can ask her to raid the dungeon together for a while. I wonder if there is… Luce thinks.
As there is a saying that luck is also skill, the table dust that Luce can see.
It was Sonia who didn’t throw out the trash bags, but she sorted out the trash one by one, but she wiped the table with a dishcloth… Now that I know the living room, the floor has lost its luster a little bit because it hasn’t been wiped with a damp cloth.
As I deliberately tried to find them one by one, it was only then that Sonia’s nest began to appear in Luce’s pupils.
(Cleaning…Cleaning…Cleaning…Uhm…)
Luce recalls Sonia’s words.
-Maidbots are too expensive? The maid robot itself is fine, but… From the management port to the installation… It’s a little… Burdensome…
-It’s annoying to clean the room…
-Sonia… I’m in defense mode! Luce!
(Mode…Maid robot…Cleaning…Cleaning the room…
Yes! That’s it!)
Hints that gather in Luce’s head one by one, like the moment when the protagonist of a mystery novel finds out the identity of the black culprit at the end…? Field.
“Sonya…You said cleaning the room was annoying…?
This Luce-sama has a good idea… Is. D… How is it?
…I’m making a cleaning robot instead of a maid robot.
I know it’s not a succubus customs shop outfit, but… The bar code… And the eyes are strangely bright… Not Sonia, but a robot like Sonia… Isn’t it? …How. Sonya?”
“Mmm… Eh…Ed…
It’s like… A robot… Luce?!”
“…But… See for yourself, Sonya.”
-There’s a cute machine attached to the top of your head…
-Eyes also change color and shine like fluorescent lights…
-You even have a barcode on your body?
It’s like a convenience store clerk. Luce’s finishing blow.
Convenience store employee.
All of Sky City’s convenience stores, regardless of brand, are permanent lease-type, right-purchase Humanoid, and unmanned management systems have been applied for a long time.
Of course, instead of humanoid ‘furniture’, there are human ’employees’, but Luce, who does not know the ambiguous but important difference, uses humanoid as an employee, and Sonia, now wearing a hero body suit provided by the association, is a humanoid that has become a fixture after undergoing mechanized treatment I said the same.
(Gee…Machine…It’s like a robot…Luze…Luze says…It’s true…Ugh…What is it that makes my heart pound all of a sudden…♡)
Like a robot it’s like a machine It’s like a humanoid… It’s not like a person, it’s like a fixture… Sonia of obscene delusion that strangely expands the meaning.
Of course, it wasn’t wrong, but the additional mecha parts above the head, the pupils glowing softly in fluorescent green, and even the barcode for Sam Soong Pay under the stomach…
“That…That…Huh…Humanoid…♡ …Huron…Huh…Whew…I’m saying it’s like a humanoid…Luce…?”
‘It’s all over.’
Luce, a D-class adventurer who caught a big fish called Sonia.
Luce contemplates whether to lure the fish little by little while giving rice cakes to the fish she caught, or to get the fish’s cooperation first.
Luce’s plan was to ask for a party together as a condition of giving these fun toys, but first of all, you need to taste the products and services they sell… It was Luce who decided to clean the place.
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Luce’s description of the porter’s behavior.
A strange folk remedy that induces an allergic reaction to sting oneself even if the most common, weakest spider poison is intentionally amplified with a mana stone that has no commercial value.
The porter that Luce saved was used instead of temporary painkillers and expensive pain blocking patches, but today Luce intends to use it to clean Sonia’s nest, which has not been cleaned for a week.
“Are you ready. Cow?”
“I’m…Ready. Lou!
Boo… Please. Luce.”
Sonia’s upper chest was exposed even though she was wearing a bundle of white latex bodysuits.
Luce, who did not know the concept of additional parts to the body suit, still did not know why Sonia’s upper chest was exposed as it was, and why the area around the navel was exposed as it was, but the tip of the spider’s legs, which were slowly filled with grains of magic stone, started bringing it.
Chest too. Both cheeks, of course, had a strange hologram barcode on one side, but both cheeks were bright red.
“I…Looks strange…Lucce?”
“…Yeah! It’s like a real robot!
Let’s see…Robots…Robots…Here they are. Firewood Wiki!”
Luce, who tells the truth without adding or subtracting, Sonia, a lewd delusion who takes a step forward in her ‘strange robot fetish’.
Luce searches for “Cleaning robot” On the communication terminal and starts reading the results that come to mind.
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-One. What is a cleaning robot?
: A cleaning robot is a specialized item that maximizes the cleaning function of a maid robot [Link], Or just a robot that is cleaning… (Deleted)
-1-1. Set up the cleaning robot.
-1-2. How the cleaning robot works.
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