Chapter 89 – Forest of Minions (6)
Unlike us, where goddesses and minions roam around amicably, Chichiking was single. No wonder. Few minions are kind enough to hang out with the ugly, smelly undead.
-Crazy Human and Goddess… What’s going on here…
An ugly undead god with a few chunks of flesh attached to his skull spoke up. Lamiana spirits, who had never seen Chichi King, backed off as Ebni covered his nose.
Sophia stepped forward confidently. Right next to her, Lulu jumped up and down.
“That is what I am going to say. Why is Chi Chi King here?”
-I’m looking for a decent minion…
“How many planets do you have, why are you saving minions from the forest of minions?”
Chunsol and I nodded at the same time. Chichiking was not a poor god enough to find a new minion here.
During the battle, I was caught in the entry and only had 6 minions, but I also had more undead corps than that. The concept of each minion was also clear.
“You’re not such a tight-fisted god!”
Sofia’s tip! The effect was minimal.
-Do I have to strain to find the forest… The more minions, the better… And… There are some information that sexy newbies don’t know…
Chichiking’s little flesh squirmed and made a smile.
-If you ask, I can tell you…?
Blue flames bloomed from Chichiking’s eye sockets as he saw Lamia grabbing his nose from the back. The flame flickered like a wind lantern.
-No…? Lamia… Why…
“Aha.”
Sophia grinned.
It was the kind of smile that a user who picked a fraudulent character in a gacha game without spending much money would do right before committing an act of so-called bitching.
“I heard that a rare minion is coming. What should I do? I already caught Lamia!”
-This… Is ridiculous… Change your nickname to Bitch Newbie, not Sexy Newbie…
Chichiking, filled with resentment, trembled. I was so angry that the flesh that was barely clinging to my fingers fell off.
-They say that the person who will be able to do it and the person who will not be able to do it will not… It can’t be like this… Really… The universe is unfair… Satisfied with crazy humans and vampires…
Chichiking’s flame burned more fiercely when he saw Lanlani, who had grown up well, and Ebni, who was escorted by spirits.
“Why are you looking at Ranran?”
“Skull…”
The kids were offended. I can’t show you anything bad for children’s mental health for long.
As she stood in the way, Lamia gave her a moving gaze. At first she did well to score points.
It makes a good first impression, so you get points for such a trivial act.
-Two daughters of a mad human… One was an egg… Hatched…The daughter who was her baby was all grown up…
“Did you remember?”
– Anyone who has seen such a scene will remember…
Chichiking felt unfair. The heartless bastard tapped his ribs.
-The fraudulent skill that revived the undead’s pleasure nerve… The skill that impregnated the undead and made them lay eggs… How can we forget that unprecedented skill…
“Yes? Undead laid eggs?”
Lamia, who was at the very back, looked at me in surprise. Before she could answer, Chee-Chi King swung her arm.
-What. Is it a battle?
Then, Lulu’s mother, Chacha, was summoned. It didn’t come with a ghost horse, but it was still beautiful.
If possible, I’d like to see some of the eyes covered by the helmet. I’m a little sad that I only know her baby’s mother.
Chubby!
Seeing her real mother, Lulu jumped in her place. As she grasped her surroundings, her cha-cha mouth drew a soft curve when she saw Lulu.
– My child. For a moment. Are you saying that if you have children, some people go crazy?
-That’s right… There it is…
– Crazy human!
Chacha looked at me and gnashed her teeth. I don’t know why you hate me so much
“Raanraanaa. Why does that Death Knight hate Johaan?”
“Don’t you know? She’s Lulu’s mother, but maybe it’s because she never showed it?”
“Me too…”
“Even Ebni wants to see Ebranderol from time to time? Certainly. Although she plays the mother role no matter how much she is the original woman, she can’t help being attracted to her blood.”
I know because I hear the conversations of women.
“I’m sorry Cha Cha. I should have posted a picture of Lulu in the minion community. From now on, I will post a parenting diary.”
– A real madman. So she doesn’t hate it. No, that’s why I hate it, but did you forget what you did to me?
“What are you doing? We liked it.”
Chacha was genuinely dumbfounded.
-I only have memories of being raped.
“Kangan? Did Yohaan rape Death Knight?”
“That’s right! Ranran was born that way too!”
“It’s feral. It’s cool.”
-?
I knew Lamia’s fetish. Did you have a rape fetish? The north wind, the sun, or whatever, if you just impregnate them and hit them, it would be a fall.
Sooner or later Lulu’s little brother will be born. Let’s go back to the divine realm and punish the slave spirit who put a question mark on her head.
Tick-tack!!
The neglected Lulu got angry. She doesn’t want a baby that hasn’t hatched yet to be under her stress. She hugged and held out to Cha-cha.
“Anyway, it’s my child. Hug me once.”
-I don’t like crazy people, but I don’t hate my child either. Rather like it Of course I will hug you.
Cha-cha received Lulu while chatting. I got the impression that her eyes, hidden by her helmet, were laughing.
-Your name is Lulu?
Tick-tack!
– It’s really amazing. After becoming a death knight, I gave up hope of inheriting the next generation, but to have a child. Lulu. You are more precious than you think. The day you were born All of Chi Chi King’s minions have told you about you.
Burrrrr!
The sight of the beautiful Death Knight and the egg like a jewel was too noble. Everyone was so moved that they were speechless.
-Is it so… It did happen…
Except for chichiking. Sophia glared at the undead god who was breaking the atmosphere.
“Because he’s so ignorant, he roams the woods alone without a minion.”
-What are you talking about… Why do I have to take out a minion when I’m walking in the woods… I’m comfortable alone…
“What are you talking about. Wouldn’t it be more fun to go for a walk together?”
Is it a discussion between a talented goddess and an asshole undead? Since they have different personalities, it is a topic that will forever draw parallel lines.
I need to take care of it chacha. Still, she is a mother of a child with whom she had no contact unlike Ebrande, who saw her face and even talked to her a few times, so I have to take this opportunity to talk to her.
“Cha-cha. First of all, let me know your community nickname. That way, even if we’re apart, we’ll have a way to keep in touch.”
-The news is dark because he is a crazy person. When you enter the regular season, the letter function is unlocked.
“Still, real-time conversation is impossible. It is possible in the community.”
-That’s right… Letters are a means to communicate with non-minions. My community nickname is Denaya.
“I am Carverwall.”
-…
Chacha distanced herself from me. Upset.
-I was hoping some crazy bastard would do that on a bulletin board. But. Is there anyone else like you besides you? It’s a cosmic catastrophe.
Tick-tack!
Lulu defended me. The only person she can trust is her daughter.
-Really? I’m serious? A crazy human being such a good dad?
Burr
-Don’t do that, let’s live with mom. I have many undead uncles and aunts. How is it?
So… Just
– You say you can’t go because your dad is good, your sisters are good, Cheonsol is kind, and the goddess’s big breasts make it feel good to be hugged?
It was the timing to be impressed, but I had doubts. Is Lulu a boy? She says so far she has only been born a girl so it’s her turn to have a boy.
But she wished she was a woman. She doesn’t want her son to come out at all. I like my daughter
“Lulu. She must have thought of her like that…”
“Ranran is a good sister!”
“Me too…”
“Ugh. A good thing is a good thing, right?”
Except for Sophia, the female crew were impressed. As if feeling sorry for Chacha, he hugged Lulu tightly.
– I’m sorry. Need to grow up healthy?
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Lulu’s shell vibrated loudly. The jewels on the surface cracked, and a few chunks of amethyst fell to the floor.
Chacha was startled and grabbed her Lulu.
-What. What? Lulu dying? Hey! Crazy human! What do you do!
“Calm down.”
I don’t know this because Chacha is undead. He took Lulu and put it on her floor.
“The egg is the world. Lulu, who is about to be born, must destroy a world.”
-What… Bullshit…
The stupid ass undead Chichi King muttered something absurd, but Chacha, who had as much understanding as her beautiful appearance, looked at Lulu with emotion.
-She’s born now?
“Right.”
“I want to see Ranran too!”
“Like this…”
“Ebni was born like this too. Can’t you see? She will be hugged by the original daughter.”
“I’ve seen a lot of Naa eggs hatch. I’ll see you too.”
Everyone waited for Lulu to hatch. Lulu’s shell cracked, popped up and went in repeatedly, and finally a hole was pierced.
Her heart pounded. What kind of child will be born A child of an undead and a human. What is the race?
Kwajik
“Come out!”
Seeing the white figure, Sophia exclaimed excitedly. A human skull appeared through a hole.
“Uh…”
It was so shocking that my brain stopped. The child you’ve been waiting for is a skeleton? It feels like my heart is being torn into a thousand pieces.
“Gwangma! Come to your senses!”
“Lulu is a skeleton…”
Kwajijik.
“John! Hand! A hand is out!”
You said your hand came out? Looking through the hole, which was slightly larger than before, a child’s hand came out. The skeleton that shocked me tumbled to the floor.
It wasn’t a skeleton! Of course you should!
Arms after hands, shoulders after arms. Finally, eyes resembling amethyst flashed.
As soon as I saw her face, I sighed in relief. I’m so glad she’s a pretty girl
