Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 85

Chapter 85 – Forest of Minions (2)

“Ranran! Get out!”

As soon as Ranran heard Sophia’s words, she pouted.

‘I know!’

He knew that unless he was an idiot, he would have to break free. As soon as Ranran was tied to the roots, he thought of a way to escape.

‘What would a mad horse do?’

He would have moved his legs ignorantly, trusting only in the strength of his body. Ranran is the daughter who watched Battle the most among Yohan’s children.

Naturally, Ranran’s principles of action and rules of engagement resembled those of John.

“Hiyaaaaap!!”

Ranran eliminated the option of cutting her roots with the blade of her blood, and turning her ankles into mist with the power of the vampir, then returning her to her body.

Believe in the body of an iron man and move forward!

“Cheonsol reigns!”

Ranran performed the steps she had learned from her mother. As her blood and internal energy were channeled into her lower body, a bloody haze was created.

-Thud

As Ranran took her step, her footprints dug deep into the ground. The ground shook as if an earthquake had struck her.

“Keeek!”

Dryads felt the pain of crushing the roots they had planted in the ground. Dozens or hundreds of bundles of roots were all damaged, so I couldn’t help screaming.

“Ranran is invincible!”

In the meantime, Ranran, who had approached her, stretched out her fist. A red fist hit the Dryad’s inner wall.

Wood deok!

The dryad’s head rotated 180 degrees. John, who was watching, murmured.

“Is he dead?”
“I’m not dead!”

Ranran could hear the dryad breathing. It was the sound of breathing that was regular and even, the taste of blood.

‘I didn’t eat it earlier because it was Jiji, but this looks delicious!’

What does dryad blood taste like? My mouth watered just thinking about it. I wanted to drive my fangs into the dryad’s skin right away, but Ranran is a good kid.

“Mom.”
“Why is she calling her original daughter?”
“Let’s eat together.”

Cheonsol was moved to the point where she burst into tears. Cheonsol raised her head and looked at the blue sky.

“She did well to wish her long life…”
“Ranran thinks of her mother. She’s so nice. Wait a minute. Since she passed out, Cheonsol will be able to touch the dryad too. I’ll be checking the information, so she’ll enjoy it.”

Cheonsol heard the fainting dryad. Then she pointed to her breasts, which barely covered her nipples with leaves.

“It’s the first time I’ve directly ingested it, so I’ll educate you on where to bite to get good quality blood.”
“Did you drink Lirota blood?”
“…Since it’s the second one, I’ll start training. The chest is not a good place to get blood because it has a lot of fat.”
“Yes!”
“The nape of the neck or the wrist where the blood vessels pass is the best part. Would you like to bite the neck?”

Ranran bit her neck as Cheonsol taught him. The feeling of fangs digging into the dryad’s throat was dangerously good.

‘It’s a little less good than hearing a compliment from a wild horse!’

Ranran was excited and sucked her blood. The dryad’s blood was cool and refreshing. It seemed like she wouldn’t have to brush her teeth.

“Tasty!”
“I’ll try it too.”

Chunsol thought dryads tasted like toothpaste.

“Hmm. It’s unique. It’s a taste I’ve never experienced in my hometown.”
“Do you want to eat a light horse?”
“Dad?”

Johann swallowed his mouth as he looked at the dryad, which barely covered the important parts.

‘It’s a pregnancy-optimized body.’

As long as I’m good with my looks, I’ll pass. The holes are also properly attached. However, since it was not a battle, it seemed that the jealous goddess and her wife would not allow it.

“Dad’s fine.”
“I feel sorry for the light horse.”

Ranran sincerely felt sorry for the light horse. She’s like this and she doesn’t eat delicious blood. One day I’ll have to tell the mad horse the taste of her blood.

‘And they drink blood together!’

Ranlan laughed happily as he imagined himself and her mad horse sticking a straw through Lirota and drinking her blood.

*

Unfortunately, the dryad did not receive an acceptance necklace. The reason was that he had no talent and was so weak that he couldn’t withstand even one blow from Ranran.

But I think Sophia’s standards are too high.

“Cheon Sol Kwon!”

Look at it now Ranran, clad in her martial arts, is beating a wild skeleton.

Skeleton seemed to hate that she was an undead. No matter how beaten he was, he never died, so he was hit even more.

“Cheonsolgak!”

What did Cheonsol teach Ranran? Cheonsol is in all the names of some guy’s skills.

When I looked at him reprimandingly, Cheonsol immediately made an excuse.

“Why, why do you see it that way? A martial art is originally a law to give the name of the person who created it. Since the original woman created a martial art after gaining enlightenment recently, shouldn’t it be given the name of the original woman?”
“I didn’t say anything, but let’s say so. So you’re going to use a thousand punches and a thousand kicks too?”
“She is a martial art newly established by the original woman, so it is natural for her.

Chunsol swung his sword in the air as if showing off. A bloody afterimage was left behind.

If you look closely, you can see drops of blood in the air. An insect passing by touched the afterimage and withered away in an instant.

“Ugh. It doesn’t taste good.”
“What did you just do?”
“If you master Cheonsol Deep Gong, you can extort the blood of the target you come in contact with. You learn too… Oops. Gwangma has awakened his divine power. What a pity.”

Only Chunsol did not regret it. I was also sincerely sorry.

The limiting conditions are not difficult, but the effect is excellent. Are there any similar skills in sex law?

A technique that impregnates a target just by touching it…

“Ranran! Crush the bones! Break them so they can’t recover!”
“Yes!”
“Ranran! Kick the skull! If the head and body are separated, the action becomes dull!”
“Yes!”
“Ranran!”
“Yes!”

Sofia-sama was busy working with Ranran. If you impregnate a goddess, will there be related sex laws?

“Interesting…”
“Gwangma. What else are you thinking?”
– It must be a crazy idea.

He hit Lirota, who was arguing. It was too cheeky to be considered cute.

-Pueeng!!

I feel a little better because Lirota is crying sadly.

“Stop Ranran! The skeleton passed out!”
“The taste is good, can’t I beat it more?”
“Will you die if you lose more? If you leave the stunned feral minions alone, they’ll return to where they came from. I summoned and beat her for no reason, so I have to let her go to her hometown.”
“Why?”

Chunsol, who was next to me, murmured.

“Ranran still needs education. When I return to the divine realm, I must teach you the mind of a vampir.”
“Right. Ebni listens well too. People are supposed to be compassionate. Pity the skeleton that was dragged out and beaten for no reason…”
“What did you mean? Skeletons are a trash race that does not produce blood. Even if you hit them, the taste of blood doesn’t improve, so I tried to educate them to do it in moderation.”
“…”

Sometimes I realize that Cheonsol and my race are different. Kind Ebni climbed up and held me in my arms.

“Dad…”
“Daddy, are you comforting me? After all, there is only Ebni.”

The wind picked up and Ranran appeared in front of me.

“Huh! Excitement! I hate mad horses!”
“…Of course, there is also Ranran. Dad is happy with our daughters.”
“Huh!”

How did you solve it before you got pissed off? Cold sweat flows.

“Skeletons are useless, so I’m eliminated.”

Cooong!

Lulu, who was fine, fell to the ground. Chunsol was frightened and picked up her Lulu.

“Are you okay?”
Burr.
“You look very surprised.”
Burrrrr.

Lulu fell in love with Chunsol and pampered her. Is it because it’s time for Lulu to come out of her egg?

He dug through the front island of the purple piece of Cheonsol attached to Lulu’s shell. It wasn’t sharp, but the clothes worn by the hard mineral were slightly torn.

“It looks wet.”
“What did you say?”
“It’s nice to see that the daughter and mother are harmonious.”

It is fortunate that the pronunciation of milk and good is similar.

“Anyway, this was the 4th time, right? Let’s go for the final battle!”

Sophia was excited and took a big step. Ranran was also excited and followed Sophia.

“Which race will come next? I hope it is a delicious species!”
“The taste of the blood of creatures in the alpine region was good for me to eat. On the other hand, she said that the blood of marine creatures is corrupt. Oh, the birds are fine too.”
“I want to try a bird!”

While listening to the peaceful conversation between her mother and daughter, a stream of golden light fell from the sky. Sophia shouted.

“Ah! This is a rare minion spawn effect that appears with a very, very low probability in the minion forest!”
“A rare minion?”
“It’s stronger than normal minions and has a higher chance of having talent! Rare races that are hard to find even in outer space often appear!”
“Five.”

In a word, by turning the gacha, an SSR character with a 0.01% probability came out, right?

“I’ve thought about it for a long time, but Sophia-sama is very lucky.”
“Uh? Why?”
“You picked me first.”

My existence is the greatest luck. Sophia’s excited expression cooled due to the harbinger of a rare minion’s appearance.

“Ugh. Yes. Right. Anyway, the minions are coming!”

A huge shadow fell. A chameleon huge enough to block the sun flew across the sky.

It looks creepy, befitting a creature that deceives people by claiming that it changes its skin color according to the surrounding environment. The chameleon’s huge eyes stared at us.

“Uh… Is that a minion?”
“That’s… The minions are correct… But Sky Leon is at least level 3…”
“Do I have to fight something like that when I reach level 3?”

Game of the Gods is really no joke. No matter how level 3 you are, you have to fight something like that? Is the balance a mess?

“Mom. Is that delicious?”
“I’ve never eaten it before. I don’t know the taste, but the amount looks like a lot.”
“Christa…”
-Don’t worry too much about our Ebni. This sister will protect you. Her sister wins because that’s still young Sky Leon.
-I win too…

Hearing the words of the spirits, his worries disappeared. Our Sofia-sama is strong enough to subdue the spirits, so if it’s necessary, she’ll step out herself.

Great. If you get scared before you even fight, it’s like losing halfway. Let us fight with courage.

While raising her fighting spirit, Sky Leon opened her mouth.

-Two

The lamia covered in sticky mucus fell.