Chapter 72 – Paladin John (5)
A creature that crawled out of the abyss. It’s not even the ancient Scots, but it’s a strange creature wearing a skirt, and the skirt is above the knee.
A man’s shame and nemesis. A blinding monster with a fucking twintail put a finger to her cheek like a little girl.
“Why are cheerleaders male? Isn’t it ‘common sense’ for cheerleaders to be men?”
“Ah!”
The blood was congested inside. The battle hadn’t even started yet, but it was a mental attack.
“Fair judge. Isn’t this cheating?”
“It’s a big deal. Yohan was very shocked.”
“Isn’t it your usual mad horse?”
“Goddess, I know! Yohan is not normal!”
“Gwangma wasn’t normal originally…”
Listening to Sophia and Cheonsol’s talk, I regained my mental level. Okay. This is destiny
This is the meaning of the Goddess saying to turn a man’s pride into porridge and kill him.
“Is that so, Sophia?”
“It’s a big deal. The mad horse tried to talk to its imaginary master. It is clear that Simma has come.”
“Shimma? A sickness of the heart?”
“You’re right. Mad Horse! Beat the Simma!”
“Gwangma! Win!”
[Ranran used ‘Cheer up, Dad’.]
Divine power was spread inside as if using self-healing. My stomach calmed down and I was able to face the strange creature.
[Sophia is ready.]
[If you do not complete the preparation within 60 seconds, it will be treated as a victory for the minion – human John.]
“Guys! Let’s do it in 50 seconds! Start!”
“YES MASTER!”
Yes Master Ezral. I crossed my arms with the feeling of seeing some bullshit.
And immediately regretted it.
“Let’s make a spur on our feet, the joy of victory!”
What kind of lyrics is that? Even if an elementary school student made it, it would be better than that. The problem is that dozens of men and women sing passionately with blood vessels in their necks.
“Fighting together!”
“But I’m sleepy~”
The group on the left punched in unison. The group on the right pretends to sleep with their eyes closed.
“Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!!”
A cheerleader who raises the mood by stamping his feet. The ponytail swayed hideously.
“It’s a truly bizarre sorcerer. It’s even more bizarre than the pagans we encountered in the war.”
“Johan! I found the characteristics of the planet Meschune!”
Sofia saved my mind from being sucked into fucking cheerleading. I unknowingly raised her thumb.
“Nice assist!”
“On planet Meschune, the roles of men and women have been reversed. In Earth terms, they say men and women are reversed!”
“If the genders are reversed…”
“Yeah! They’re all female roles.”
Sophia’s assist was really nice. It was nice to the enemy team in an advantageous direction.
When I imagined men acting like women, my stomach was focused.
“Oooh…”
“V.I.C.T.O.R.Y. BOYS!”
“Whoops…”
[10 seconds left.]
The girls’ dance ended with a calm message from the system. A cheerleader walked in front of me and stole beads of sweat.
“How is our cheerleading? I want to hear your impressions?”
“All I can say is…”
[RNK 41 Trainer Meschu is ready!]
[The battle begins.]
“It’s just a fist!”
Using the momentum that had been on its knees, it screamed for power. Ranran’s cheering buffed fist made a tearing sound.
“Hohehe. I’m so scared.”
A cheerleader leaps into the air while attempting a mind attack. Her skirt fluttered open, exposing her underpants.
I’m glad it’s underpants. If it was women’s panties, I would cough up blood.
“Ohhh. Perverted! Where are you looking!”
A cheerleader with a sly grin stretched out his leg. A dog horn whose hairy legs fill the field of vision.
“Die!!!!”
Defeat the regime of anger! A traditional martial art of Korea that is also shown in Goguryeo Subakdo. See the taste of Taekwondo!
The government hit the cheerleader on the heel.
Bagak
Pududeuk
There was the sound of bones breaking on both sides. The cheerleader, who ran around and ran away using the repulsive force, was crying.
“Hey… I sprained my ankle…”
“You can’t get sick, cheerleader!”
“Take our love!”
“Thank you everyone~”
Cheerleaders jumping up and waving at the crowd. The backboard was full of gaps, but he didn’t rush right in and drew his sword.
During the break, I did not only receive Seongbeop training. He sparred with Cheonsol and sharpened his senses.
Because he only practiced swordsmanship without using skills, he became accustomed to various blunders. The cheerleader exposed an opening to elicit my attack.
I don’t know how to counterattack, but the moment I hit the back, I must have suffered great damage.
“Huh~”
“Huh, it’s okay.”
“I won’t take this~”
A cheerleader taunted me with a nasal voice. I almost passed out in a moment of irritation, but I endured it, remembering the time when Ranran and Ebni were acting cute.
“Mental attacks don’t work. Because I have a beautiful goddess, wife, and cute daughters.”
“A father who has someone to protect is stronger than a mother. I’ve heard good things about it.”
Cheerleaders like succubuses, no. He laughed evilly like an incubus.
“Can I withstand this temptation?”
The cheerleader turned around and lifted his skirt. His black underpants clung to his skin, showing off his duck bottom.
“Ah.”
“I got caught~ I got caught~ Touch my luscious ass~”
Draw your sword and slowly. I walked very slowly.
“It’s a big deal! It’s Haerong Haerong, the main skill of Meschune’s minions!”
“Crazy horse! Come to your senses! Don’t you like women! Not everyone wearing a skirt is a woman!”
Pretending not to hear, I walked to the front of the cheerleaders.
“Would you like to be comfortable with me?”
Cheerleaders spread their arms wide as if they were sure of victory. He swung his sword across his bare chest.
Chow ah
“Ah?”
Sword scars were engraved on half of the cheerleader’s upper body. The blooming blood soaked my body.
Licking the blood from the corner of his mouth, he pointed his sword at the kneeling cheerleader.
“When your anger reaches its peak, you become colder. The same goes for your disgust.”
If I had exposed them naturally without using skills, my mind would have collapsed.
However, he was able to overcome it because he over-injected disgust to win the battle.
“The hardships that cannot defeat a human make a human grow more.”
This moment. I have grown one more level.
Reinforcing the sword with divine power and recalling the game character. Although it is used for entertainment due to its poor performance, many people use it as the main character because of the exciting execution motion.
The executioner who executes criminals dwells in me. In the days when the divine power was not awakened, only the form was borrowed, but now I could understand the meaning contained in it.
The executioner’s spirit whispered to me.
‘The sin of being a cheerleader on the subject of men. It will be beheaded.’
“Disappear into the dew of the executioner.”
Denggeng
The head that read the owner rolled on the floor. He murmured as he was bathed in blood gushing out like a fountain.
“I will… Be the executioner…”
*
[RNK. 41 Trainer Meschu has sent a minion.]
[Minions – Incubus Model]
“Demon! Die on the cross!”
He planted the incubus in the ground and sculpted his arms to make the shape of a cross.
After driving the sword through his heart, he boldly pulled it out. When the fountain of blood gushed out again, Meschu’s minions were horrified.
“What should we do. It’s too savage.”
“Mancrush is so cool…”
“Wake!”
The servant, who had been talking creepy things, was hit by Meschu’s mace. Unlike when cheering excitedly, Meschu, who was full of nervousness, chewed his lips.
“How did a man overcome the temptations of cheerleaders and models?”
“Because he is a man.”
If she was a woman, she would have retired by draining her stamina with two consecutive hits to impregnate her. She lived because she was a man.
“Now that this has happened, I will press down with my skills! Racing Boy! It’s your turn!”
[Messchu has sent a minion.]
[Minion – Asmodian Racing Boy]
“Loser!”
Racing Boy playfully gave a salute. Anger welled up.
“Salute… So that the palms are not visible. I put it on my eyebrows!”
“Why are you angry with no manners? You lack male sensitivity.”
“Ah!”
He gave Racing Boy a death worthy of his name. He broke her limbs and dragged her across the floor, turning the Colosseum into a bloodbath.
“Whoa… Next…”
I killed three girls, but I still haven’t been able to solve it. My sword still wants blood…
“Isn’t Yohan too cruel?
“As an unmanned person, you have to do it like that. The light horse has become a bit unmanned now.”
“Ugh. Yes. I see.”
“Why are you keeping your distance?”
“No, just. Johan fighting!”
Cheonsol and Sofia also support me. Thanks to that, the two remaining minions were also killed.
Then Meschu wrote evil.
“Profit! More than this! I wasn’t going to do this! Gaki, get out!”
[Messchu has sent out the last minion.]
[Minion – Demon Mesgaki]
“Lady Master♥ You called me after not being able to beat a single guy♥ There is no guarantee of rest♥ I apologize♥”
“Five.”
Mesgaki looks like a cute little girl. I couldn’t see her breasts because her clothes were baggy, but her body was female.
Okay. Because it’s gender reversal, strong minions are bound to be women.
“Ohhh!!!”
“What is it ♥ Crazy man ♥ I feel bad ♥”
“I’m quitting the executioner.”
The will to fight subsided and the sexual desire arose. It’s time to go back to Paladin John.
