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Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 62

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 62

Chapter 62 – Elf Sister and Sister (5)

Lirota, the rock spirit, could not hide her absurdity.

‘What are you crazy people doing?’

The ancient spirit, who had lived a long life span not only as a human but also as a long-lived species such as an elf, went through all sorts of things.

A god who tries to use the spirits as his servants. A contractor who tries to make a fraudulent contract and is punished. A dwarf who was summoned to make a contract and then forcibly captured and imprisoned in an item.

This human wasn’t meant to pamper himself like they did, but that made it all the more difficult to understand.

She said it was her daughter

‘Wouldn’t it be nice for my daughter to make a contract with a high-ranking spirit?’

Looks like a minion.

If you are a life that chooses to rely on God because you are not confident in becoming strong on your own, shouldn’t you choose any means?

“Come on!”

Maybe it was a ploy to take the terms of the contract to their advantage. Lirota reassured the father of the prospective contractor.

– Even if it doesn’t come out like that, the conditions…

Puck

A mad human fist hit Lirota’s chin. The high spirits tasted the feeling of returning to the days of the low spirits after a long time.

-This… Bastard…

Call me to sign a contract and blow the first bread? Her rage rose to her head, but she held it in.

The prospective contractor was that attractive.

Not to mention the affinity that was strong enough to summon him, but also the amount of mana that he didn’t mind even if he kept summoning. To an attractive appearance.

Considering his young age, there was no contractor with such conditions. The potential to rise to a high position in the game that God enjoys as a game was glimpsed.

‘It would be nice to indirectly experience the game by signing a contract.’

After a shorter period of time than the years he has lived so far, Lirota also becomes a spirit god. Even then, if the Contractor is still alive, he will be recruited as a minion.

“Look at this kid’s eyes?”
-Calm…

Puck

You can tolerate one but not two.

-I’ll calm you down myself.

Lirota raised the power of the rock. Its power is so strong that stones are scattered and rocks rise in a garden where only ordinary soil and vegetation existed!

“Unbelievable!”
“It was such a strong spirit!”

Ebria and Ebrande, who were familiar with the spirits, were frightened.

Although spirits with names are lumped together as high-ranking spirits, each individual was vastly different.

The rock spirit summoned by Ebni pierced the divinity of the god who ruled the area and built a part of it.

‘It seems to be stronger than the lightning spirit that Avril summoned.’

He was such a high-ranking spirit that he had such strong pride that he would not accept the contract even if the elven elders begged for it.

It would have been better to sign a contract somehow, but it has already happened. Ebrande quietly prayed for peace.

‘I hope this opportunity will cure John’s madness.’

Ebrande quietly took care of Ebni and withdrew. Chunsol, who had taken refuge beforehand, sighed.

“To fight such a powerful being. I hope this opportunity will cure the madness of the mad horse.”
“!!!”

Ebrande at this moment. I fully understand the evil vampir who stole the elf’s husband. It felt like we could get along better than her sister.

– You dodged well like a rat! Try avoiding this too!

Thump thump thump

A rock that rose up like an icicle that had grown upside down was shot at John. John jumped up into the air and jumped and jumped while stepping on a rock.

“Gwangma is great! Gwangma is cool! Gwangma is the best!”
“Dad fights really well.”
“Ahem…”

Ranran and Evril clapped and liked it. Ebni struggled in her mother’s arms.

– How arrogant of a human without wings! Rock Seal!
“Because it’s a straight-up spirit, it can only do banal attacks!
-Ah!

A rock summoned by Lolita trapped John and crushed her like a millstone.

“Dad…”
“Dad!”

The moment the frightened daughter screamed. John, missing one of his arms, appeared on the floor.

“Self-healing.”
“Did you see? The light horse never dies!”

Ranlan clenched her fist and shook it.

“Gwangma!! Beat the bad guy!!”
“Of course.”

John, who was buffed by her daughter, punched Lilotta’s body. The stone crumbs could only give a small impact, but John’s fighting spirit was not broken.

Lirota, on the other hand, was shocked enough to shake her existence.

‘It’s only allowed to attack level 1 minions.’

It was so embarrassing. It was a shame that if May Lil, her lifelong nemesis who was born with Lirota, saw her, she would have been teased for tens of thousands of years.

-Kill!!
“Yes…”

The spirit’s murderous intent reached Ebni.

“I… I hate the spirit that torments my father… I don’t want to sign a contract…”

Slowly but clearly, Lirota regained her senses. She was seriously trying to kill the contractor’s father.

‘A mistake that even a young spirit wouldn’t make.’

I wanted to fix it, but it was already too late. The goddess who endured her anger for the future of her minions finally exploded.

“Stop!!”

Sophia’s divinity redeemed Lirota and John. She was taken aback again by Lirota, who instinctively tried to resist.

‘How can a young god who can only build a small part of the divine realm achieve this level of divinity?’

At this level, it was the principal level that ruled over several planets. She thought it would be nothing and did the job. Although it was a spirit, cold sweat broke out.

“My garden…”

Sophia scanned the garden with watery eyes.

After perusing posts like [How to decorate the new world to your liking] [Steps to make a beautiful garden] In the community, and looking at dozens of fountains for sale, I bought the one I liked the most, and the garden I had carefully decorated was destroyed.

In particular, the half-destroyed fountain hurt my heart.

‘Hey Yohane said he would make a statue for you.’

I was expecting how beautiful and dreamy the statue wrapped in mist would be.

It would not have happened if John hadn’t quarreled, but he had no intention of scolding her.

Originally, I was a crazy kid, so I didn’t even expect it. And even to Sophia, that spirit seemed a bit perverted.

I didn’t know he was crazy enough to use his power in the realm of gods. The world is wide, so there are crazy spirits like John.

-Excuse me…
“Shut up.”

Sensing Sophia’s anger, Lirota flinched at her. She’s a rock giant, so she didn’t show it.

“Are you aware of your sins?”
“Is this okay to pass the trial? Being a high-ranking spirit is a riot in the divine realm. Do you have insurance?”
“No…”

Sophia was sullen. Had she known it would be like this, she would have picked it up in advance.

John, who had been quiet, was surprised that sparks would fly on him.

‘Did there be insurance in the divine world?’

Seeing the garden messed up with rocks and stones, John nodded slightly.

‘It must be there.’

“I’m not proud of it, but our family is a family of spirit gods. High-ranking spirits are enough…”
-I’m really sorry!

Lirota shouted more desperately than before. She had only the contractor’s kinsmen and masters in mind. The woman who reduced her presence and was hiding was a spirit god.

The biggest crisis in the spirit’s life. It was difficult to gauge just how fucked up it was.

“I understand your situation. How will you compensate?”
-Some divinities I’ve collected…

There was a divinity that had been gathered for thousands of years in order to gain divine status and become a spirit god. I shed tears because it was a waste, but I could offer it as much as I wanted if I slept and avoided the retaliation of an angry god.

“That’s natural. Is there anything else?”

‘A shameful goddess year.’
-I will also make a contract with the minion who summoned me.

It was a proposal that he accepted despite an unfair contract, but Yohan as well as the goddess shook their heads.

“I don’t want to connect the spirit who destroyed my garden with pretty Eve.”
“So do I. Isn’t it a stupid spirit who doesn’t know if this will happen and gets angry right away? I don’t think it’s good for Ebni’s education.”
“I don’t like…”

Lirota forced a smile and controlled her anger. If she doesn’t want to be beaten by the goddess, she has to be good at controlling her anger.

‘No matter how crazy a human’s words are, I have to endure it.’

“We’d rather make them co-slaves of the divine realm and eat them, right?”
“Yes?”
-What?

Sophia and Lirota were surprised at the same time. Dohoyo snapped his fingers.

“That’s right! Since we caused damage to the divine world, we must mobilize it to restore the divine world. Since it is compensation for our mistakes, we must help until we can develop further than before.”
-Hey… I have an area I’m in charge of, and I have to nurture spirits that won’t hurt even if I put them in my eyes…
“If you don’t like it, go to trial.”
-I’ll do it.

With tears in her eyes, Lirota accepted her offer.

‘How did I end up like this…’

“It is difficult for the original woman to understand the current situation. She is so strong that she can command powerful beings, so of course it is a good thing. But what other benefits are there?”
“Spirits make nature’s life force full. There is one high-ranking wind spirit in our divine realm, and thanks to that, our divine realm is full of wind-type mana, creates related elements, and builds affinity little by little… It’s all good anyway.”
“Thank you. Ebrande is very good at explaining.”
“If you have any questions in the future, feel free to ask. Contact us here. Share how your child is growing up, and anyway, let’s keep in touch often.”
“Whoops. I will.”

Lirota looked sadly at the women who exchanged community IDs amicably.

“Why are you looking away? Aren’t you signing a contract?”
-I’ll do it…
“The period… You know?”
-Please watch until the minion who summoned me dies.
“Well, that’s not bad enough. Sophia?”
“Yeah! Thanks!”

Lirota was eventually bound to the divine realm. The first thing she did after being enslaved was to restore the gardens and fountains.

‘For a moment. She said in the first place, if she only recovered and she left, wouldn’t she have to sign a slave contract?’

Lirota wept at her belated realization.

*

Excitedly, she played with the squeaking children, was happy to see the mothers with whom she had gotten along better, and prepared for her second summons at Evria’s request, but saw Lirota stealing her eyes.

“Evria?”
“Call it execution.”

This elf loves me so much. It’s a big deal if you fall in love.

“Execution. Do spirits usually cry?”
“What are you talking about. Why would a high-ranking spirit cry?”

It seems that Lirota is not worth her size and is crying. Ebria, an expert on spirits, would know better than me. Looks like I got it wrong.

“Ebney. Do you want to summon a rational and wise spirit this time?”
“Yes!”

Ebni summoned a spirit. This time, a giant woman with horns was summoned.

Her looks are passable. The body also passed.

“Pass!”
-You want me to… Huh? What is this human talking about?

The giantess who saw me burst into laughter when she saw Lirota at a distance from her.

-Kyahahahahahaha!!! Oh my belly button oh my belly button. Oh, my stomach hurts from laughing so much.
-…

No matter how you look at it, it looks like Lirota is crying. It’s a relief that Ebni didn’t sign her contract with a bad-tempered crybaby spirit.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
A game of gods in which gods battle with humans. Eat them all and get pregnant.

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