Chapter 48 – Dad Is Cool! (6)
I don’t know why Sophia turned matching. Wasn’t it a nice atmosphere? When did the goddess come to her senses after being so absorbed in her kiss that she couldn’t break up?
She did, but when she said she would punish her, she did not rebel, so she gained. In this way, it’s not at all a pity that it ended with just kissing her and rubbing her ass.
She’s done something wrong, so she’ll accept unreasonable demands. Like an erotic doujinshi. What I’m asking for is also following the erotic doujinshi.
“Cheonsol!”
“Did you call?”
As soon as Cheon-sol, who was holding Ran-ran, called, she jumped out. She moved to the Colosseum as soon as everyone gathered.
“No, what is this all of a sudden? Isn’t today’s battle over?”
“Sophia-sama turned her matching.”
“The owner? Hmm… I see what’s going on.”
The women’s gazes crossed. I don’t know why she’s like that because she’s never learned to speak girlish. What a complex creature.
You look busy, so let’s stop worrying and check who the other person is.
[RNK. 36 Chi Chi King]
Contrary to the cute name, a god with a disgusting appearance stood opposite the Colosseum.
It’s nice to be undead, but why make it disgusting by leaving flesh on the bones? If it was God, he could have adjusted his appearance neatly.
Is it the so-called deceased Karma? When I was in my prime, I could understand it by using a fluorescent purple avatar.
-The goddess of victory and undefeated…
Chichiking made a scraping sound. Chunsol frowned between her brows and shook her head.
“It’s a creepy tone. It hurts my ears.”
“Do you hate it that much?”
“Vampirs aren’t as sensitive as the elves, but they’re a race with sensitive ears. During battle, they’ll protect them with their inner energy, but they can’t waste their energy right now.”
“I will help you.”
Both of Cheonsol’s hands were sealed because of Ranran. Like a scene from a classic movie called Leon, I approached Cheonsol from behind and covered her ears with her hands.
-Crazy Servant and Absolu’s Regret… They’re on good terms…
“A mad minion?”
“Absolu regrets?”
Cheonsol and I spoke at the same time. What the heck did this bastard say to the community, so every god they met said they were crazy about me?
“Sofia, please tell me what kind of post was written by a real man.”
“Poop. No way. I’ll only look at it.”
“Because it’s petty, one more punishment stack.”
“…”
Knocked down Sofia, who was caught up in the wrong subject. Don’t look at me even if I put on a pitiful expression belatedly.
The poor thing is my Juji, who was forced to take a break after moderately heating up. The sadness was so great that I couldn’t even shed tears and just hung my head.
– Arachne posted a post… He said he was hit by a counter by Vampir and got an all-kill…
“I’m sorry, but can you keep quiet?”
His voice itself is annoying, like the sound of scratching a blackboard, and he even blurts out his words, which is frustrating to the point of death.
Is it a high-level ploy to exhaust the opponent before the battle begins? Neither can we
“Keeeee!!!”
“Surprised!”
“Are you really crazy!”
I screamed to threaten Chi Chi King, but the strict Sofia and Cheonsol took splash damage. They converted the splash into direct damage and returned it to me.
My back hurts…
-Crazy human…
“A mad corpse…”
-I don’t want to play with words… Let’s start a battle…
[RNK. 36 Trainer Chichiking has sent out the first minion.]
[Minion – Skeleton King Chichi]
Unlike its owner, the pure white bone stepped on the sand and stood tall. He quickly scanned him.
The bones are beautiful and the pelvis is wide. She must have been a beauty in her lifetime.
“Haa… I couldn’t believe it, but it’s an undead. Arachne had the upper hand in terms of her sex characteristics. This time, it’s the opposite.”
“Cheonsol takes a break this time. You worked hard earlier.”
“All right.”
“John.”
Sophia hinted. Let’s shake off the emotions from earlier and focus on the battle.
“I’ll win everything.”
“I’ll believe you.”
“You know if you do all kill, right?”
“Ugh, ugh.”
I can hear the threshold of demandable behavior rising. Come to think of it, I even kissed you, but why didn’t your bond rank go up?
Should I do more? Great. After the battle, I had one more excuse to use.
[RNK. 84 Trainer Sophia has sent out her first minion.]
[Minion – Human John]
I stood facing the Skeleton King Chichi. I didn’t realize it when I looked down from the top of the Colosseum, but Chichi was a head taller than me.
“You. Are you a woman?”
-A madman asking the gender of a skeleton.
Chichi is fighting from the beginning. Sophia’s cry was heard as she opened her mouth to curse her.
“You John! What gender do skeletons have! I really can’t live because of you!”
“It’s beyond imagination. It’s good that Ranran is sleeping.”
This resentment from nagging. I will break the bones and untie them.
[The sheep trainer is ready.]
[Battle begins!]
The battle started, but no one moved.
– Crazy human. Just stand there I’m coming.
The year, not a human cub, moved, but I stood still and grasped Chichi’s skeleton.
Although he earned a lot of divinity, he was dragged into the battle before he could even say the word, so he couldn’t read his mana.
However, through the length of the skeleton’s stride and the depth of the footprints left on the sand, Chichi’s mobility and weight were grasped.
It’s on the same level as me who didn’t use make me pregnant. If I don’t use mana, I won’t lose my strength. The difference in mobility can be overcome with ingenuity.
“I roughly knew it. Your level.”
-You are a good person who listens well! Become my kindred!
“If you become a skeleton, is it possible to have sex with a skeleton?”
Chichi suddenly stopped and raised both arms to block the front. The eye sockets were empty, but they seemed to be glaring at me.
-Real madness… Chichi… I won’t make that human my own, so feel free to kill him…
-You are within the radius of Chi Chi King’s death aura.
-I just turned it off…
I don’t know what the death aura is, but it’s a dog benefit. Our ancestors paid off a thousand-nyang debt with a single word, and great descendants neutralized their skills with a single word.
“Receive the Earl of Joseon!”
Chichi threw his sword abruptly, taking advantage of the gap in the chatter. The sword, which flew in a straight line without shaking, lodged between Chi-Chi’s ribs.
-Did you throw away your weapon?
“Yohan! Really! Really! Really!”
“A blunt weapon is more effective than a sword against a skeleton.”
Sophia-nim is not a gamechanger, so she doesn’t know this. Virtual reality games in the 22nd century use blunt weapons to deal 50% extra damage to the undead.
“Yohan doesn’t have a blunt weapon!”
“My fist is a blunt weapon.”
A human without any talent would have broken his fist by knocking on a bone, but the fist of an iron man breaks bones.
“Female skeleton! Take Joseon’s fist!”
-After becoming a skeleton, I felt tired for the first time. Let’s finish it quickly.
Chichi summoned a bone blunt weapon from the air. I thought it was the same bare hand and threw a sword, but you summon a weapon?
“This is against the rules!”
-Where are the fouls in the battle?
Holding her weapon with both hands, Chi-Chi took a big step and swung her blunt weapon. It was strong enough to make the sound of ripping air, but the route was too straight.
He kept going crazy and crazy, so he must have thought I was really crazy. I simply lowered my head to evade, and Chichi came within my gap.
When a martial artist fights an opponent with a weapon, the most important thing is to close the gap, but thanks to Chichi’s carelessness, he easily solved it.
There is a saying that well begun is half done. The match against Chichi was won by half.
“Fireball!”
– You said it was a magic swordsman?
Chichi hurriedly retrieved the blunt weapon and stepped on an evasive action, but nothing happened. Taking advantage of the break in his posture, he hit his leg with all his might.
Kwajik
Chi-Chi’s shinbone cracked. It was harder than expected, but too soft to withstand Joseon’s fist.
-You cheated!
“The bitch who was deceived is an idiot.”
– Aww!
An ominous aura bloomed from the skeleton’s body. Is it a buff? Or a defender?
“It’s a skill that restores bones with magic and strengthens durability!”
“Nice coaching!”
Sophia, who has been watching all day, is finally paying for her meal. What are you going to do to strengthen your durability? It only increased to three times to be hit and broken by two.
“Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee!”
-Profit! Fly some! Don’t just run, fly!
“I can’t even understand the analogy of an undead without a brain! Stupid undead!”
-Ah!
Chichi swung the blunt weapon vigorously, but didn’t get hit.
“Slow.”
Buried next to him, he left behind the blunt weapon that blows sand and hit Chi-Chi’s head. His square jaw was cracked, but Chi-Chi did not lose consciousness.
You’re undead, so you don’t have a brain to shake. This is a change in strategy.
“Head! Chest! Belly! Head!”
The 3-step structure of the ant! While avoiding all enemy attacks, only mine attacks are driven in!
-Chichi… Use your skills…
-Come out, subordinates!
Five skeletons appeared through the ground. One is a shield soldier, two are swordsmen, and the other two are archers.
It’s a well-balanced combination. But even Chichi, the Skeleton King, is beating me up, so what can an idiot do?
I jumped over the shield soldier who was trying to block the front. I narrowed the distance, dodging the sword of the skeleton swordsman, who had castrated emotions, and spread his arms to the sides.
“Double Lariat!”
The neck bones of the two swordfighters were blown away. The body that had lost its head swung the sword, but there was no space for power to be applied, so it only scratched the skin.
Similarly, arrows could not even pierce my body. It just scratched the skin.
-Skin strengthening skill?
Surprised, he hit the handle of the sword lodged in Chi-Chi’s rib. The sword, digging deep like a chisel driven into a hammer, broke his ribs.
I grabbed the sword that was about to fall, losing its support, and slashed Chichi’s limbs with a swing. It’s a normal grade item, so it’s sharp.
-It’s not over yet!
Chi-Chi’s dismembered bones were reassembled, surrounded by an ominous aura. I can break it again, but it makes me lose my strength for no reason.
Fast. Fast. Fast.
“Hello. Today is Skeleton Breaking ASMR. Can you sleep comfortably?”
– Shut up! Please shut up!
“Haaaaa. Simple tasks are the most boring thing in the world.”
As she yawned, Chi-Chi’s aura spread in all directions.
“It’s a skill! It’s dangerous to touch!”
I know without warning.
-I can easily…
“It was no fun, so just die.”
I easily dodged it and then smashed Chichi’s skull.
