Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 44

Chapter 44 – Dad Is Cool! (2)

The first smithy in the village was the best smithy in the village, where all employees were made up of dwarves and sold items only by reservation.

The gods, who only had access to the Multidimensional Shop on the outskirts of the Newbie Market, had to use the forge to obtain rare items. There was also a way to get it by opening a bronze box, but the probability was extremely low, so only a god full of rotten divinity could crack the box.

It is said that the rare item acquisition rate of the Enhanced Bronze Box that comes out when you win 5 and 10 in a row is high, but 10 consecutive wins is an achievement that even the top ranks cannot easily achieve. Even winning 10 consecutive wins didn’t necessarily mean getting a rare item.

There were many gods who were dissatisfied, but they did not increase the drop rate, saying it was a policy for fairness in the new league. In the end, the gods put a registration notification on rare items, stamped competitors with divinity, or requested items from the blacksmith.

The way to create a rare item in the forge was simple. Make it until

“Friend John! It’s normal again!”
“Ah!”

It’s painful. It’s the repetition of what you do at the best smithy in town. Of course, there was nothing to learn.

Yohan, who has a talent for manual dexterity, was a genius in production. However, because he had little experience, the equipment he could make was limited.

You can make an item just by looking at the blueprint. But it wasn’t perfect from the start. He was given knowledge that, if he had been alone, he would have had to learn and develop over and over again.

“The ax you are making now must meet the standard of a dwarf, not a human. Dwarves are short, so they use axes with short handles. Instead, it has strong muscles, so it’s okay if the material is a bit heavy.”

In particular, it served as an opportunity to broaden the perspective that was adjusted to human standards. Johan threw the two-handed ax he had just finished into the weapon pile.

Items that fail to become rare items are piled up in a corner, melted down, and recycled. It was already the fourth failure, but he showed no sign of dislike.

“Scent… “
“Ranran. Aren’t you hot?”
“Mom is cool! The light horse is cool!”
“The light horse is cool. I wish she would keep her mouth shut normally. In my heart, I want to seal the blood.”
“Gwangma is cool even with her mouth open!”

Because my daughter, the cutest in the world, says she’s cool! Fascinated by the cuteness that transcends race, the dwarves glanced at Ranran while working.

“Hope. Little boy Would you like to drink this?”
“No! Mom told me not to drink drinks from strangers!”
“Isn’t it Kim Dwarf? Seeing her doing well puts her mind at ease.”
“Is this the uncle your mother knows?”
“Right! A prisoner under the headmaster!”
“Mr. Kim Dwarf!”

What is Kim Dwarf giving her other man’s daughter. Her fatherly love welled up somewhere in her heart.

“Drive! Papa’s Papa!”
“Ouch!”

Kim Dwarf, hit in the back of the head by the hammer, fell face down. The bearded female dwarf, the best craftsman at the forge, clicked her tongue.

“Kim Dwarf! Don’t play, melt your failures!”
“Yes, yep!”
“Because I will take care of Ranran! Hey. Would you like to eat this?”
“Mom… “
“I know your father. Do you make items together?”
“Want some!!”

Ranlan, who clung to her cookie the size of her body and eagerly gnawed at it, was so cute that it took her breath away. She actually said she had a few dwarves to work with and she grabbed the heart.

“Kuh… Arrhythmia… “

Let’s keep an eye on the overbearing Kim Dwarf. She may have strange tastes. If you show signs of it, you should swipe it away without anyone noticing.

“Whoa… Hot… “

Sofia was half-lying on the sofa in the corner of the studio, flapping her front island. My heart pounded every time my inner skin was exposed, but I was the only one who cared.

A dwarf’s aesthetic standards were set on her thick beard and the thickness of her limbs, so she did not see Sophia as a woman. Good thing. If it wasn’t for that, Sofia would have felt her gaze and put her front sleeves together.

The white one-piece dress drenched in sweat and revealing the inner skin. This was more erotic than a naked woman taking a shower. If it gets wet a little more, the nipples will show through…

“Goddess. This is a portable cooler. If you wear it, it will protect you from the heat.”
“Thank you.”
“You’re welcome.”
“Kim Dwarf!”

Why are you doing useless things! The performance of the air conditioner was so good that Sophia’s sweat glands tightly closed the floodgates.

“Yes!!!”

Kim Dwarf dressed up and posing like a soldier. I wanted to beat him up like a dog on the day of the ox, but Cheonsol and Sofia were watching.

If you say something like ‘I tried to peek at her nipples by making Sofia wetter’, I will be slapped, not Kim Dwarf.

“I have to take care of Ranran and Cheonsol. Vampires are weak against heat.”
“Ah! I will bring more air conditioners!”
“Okay.”

Tears of blood flowed. I heard that breaking up with her beloved lover hurts more than when her heart is squeezed. My heart ached too much for not seeing Sofia’s nipples.

I will solve this sadness with an ax!

“Right! That momentum! Swing the hammer with that momentum!”
“As expected, our human friend! You look more like a Dwarf than a Kim Dwarf!”
“I can’t lose either!”
“Hey… “

The dwarf’s admiration went through one ear, and he continued to work while listening only to Ranran’s voice. The best artisan of the studio… What was your name The bearded woman stuck to me and gave me advice.

“The minions who will wear the item prefer heavy weight. Rather than cutting enemies with the blade of an axe, they prefer to crush them with strength. The grip method… “

The bearded woman’s advice blossomed into a talent called dexterity. As she swung the hammer, she forgot her anger and entered a trance.

“Hiya! The light horse is too merciless!”
“I want to get a hammer too!”
“Gwangma is the best!”

A world where only anvils, hammers and orchids are visible. The will of iron seemed to be conveyed every time the blade of the ax was struck. When you finally hit the final hammer.

Burr

It resonated with iron and returned to the forge.

[Production great success!]
[I made a heavy ax of rage!]

“Rare item!”
“Congratulations!”
“You are a true honor dwarf!”

Hearing the congratulations from the Dwarves, his reason returned.

“Ah.”

I should have been in a trance when I made my item. All in all, making other people’s things good.

“Can’t you check the options?”

The bearded woman hinted at it, but she wasn’t inclined to feel it. If even the option came out well, I would have trouble sleeping for a few days because my stomach hurts.

“Okay. Please pass it on to the client.”
“Are you going to yield your first emotion to the owner of the weapon! Indeed! It is a model for artisans!”
“Yes?”

When I asked what kind of field the beard woman was, she was a bullshit master.

“I will respect her friend’s craftsmanship! She originally intended to only entrust production, but the artisan who made the item should meet the customer in person!”
“Yes?”
“I will contact the requested god right away, so wait a little bit!”

The bearded woman didn’t even listen to me and quickly disappeared. No, give her a chance to clear up the misunderstanding. If you just throw bullshit and leave, ask me what to do.”

“As expected, they are our friends!”
“You have such a noble spirit! We will imitate you too!”

Please calm down you crazy bastards. Why do hairy bearded dwarves have such thin ears? Wouldn’t someone who knows me well clear up the misunderstanding?

“I can’t believe Yohan was thinking like that. I did not know… “
“The production success rate of the light horse was unusually high. It was because I went into production with that mindset. I saw it again.”
“Gwangma Mercy Sear!!”

I covered her ears and grabbed the hammer. You think I work.

“I made a rare item, but I didn’t stop holding the hammer!”
“If we fill our quota, we can take a day off!”
“Gwangma is ‘seriously’.”

I hope everything shuts up.

*

Shin, who requested the item, arrived as soon as I contacted him. A man dressed in uniform like a high-ranking general, but without any medals, met his eyes.

I didn’t have the hobby of exchanging glances with men, but I felt like I was losing if I averted my eyes, so I glared at them together. This reminds me of the nightmare of playing the military experience simulation.

A young officer-level character who glared at me for having long hair… Because of that bastard, I didn’t look at the genre of simulation itself.

The man nodded his head. It was a look he didn’t understand.

“What’s wrong with being human?”
“Hoo.”

When the man exclaimed, the bearded woman who stood by me stepped out.

“He is an employee who sometimes helps with work in our studio. Although human, he is also an honorary dwarf with the skills and mindset of an artisan.”
“Why did you bring a human to the meeting with me?”
“He is the artisan who created the requested item.”
“Hoo-oh.”

What are you talking about on a topic that is not even a joke? As he opened his eyes, the corner of the man’s mouth rose sharply.

“Do you like it.”

Are you gay? The gay suspect held out his hand like a heroic game character.

“I am Johannes Graham, who commissioned Battle X.”

Where did you hear that name? As for Johannes Graham… Number 1 in that ranking?