Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 38

Chapter 38 – Pretty Baby Vampir (3)

“Huh… Black…”
“Master. Here’s a tissue. Please blow your nose.”
“Huh! Hmm…”
“Mom. Master, why are you crying?”
“You are shocked that you have spent so much divinity. You are poor.”
“Is your master poor? Kyaha! Master is poor!”
“Sobbing…”

I’m working on it and it’s very noisy. A mattress is not an easy thing to remodel, so you have to rub it as much as possible with your crafting skills.

Sophia’s constant crying broke her concentration. Actually, it’s not that loud, and the crying face is ugly.

There was a time when an advertisement that said to a crying woman, ‘You are prettier when you smile’ became popular, but it was an ad that was made without knowing it.

A pretty woman is pretty whether she cries, laughs or despises it. My heart beats when I see a smiling face, but my cock shakes when I see a crying face, so the latter is better. It means better to have a baby.

“Huh…”
“Ranran. It takes time for the master to calm down, so why don’t you cheer for the light horse? You must be tired from working.”
“Okay!”

Ranran came up to me and looked up at me and smiled. Is this cute creature the daughter of a pendulum? Healed…

“Gwangma fighting!”
“Kuk!”

Ranran’s aegyo hit my heart. To cause an arrhythmia in the heart of an iron man. It’s an attack as dangerous as a mechanic’s laser.

When Ranran received the buff, her hands moved like lightning. The stagnant work was completed in an instant.

[Production great success!]
[You have completed the drug mattress.]
[The proficiency of the crafting skill has increased.]

It’s the first time I’ve seen it, but why is the name so strange? Are the results worse than expected? I decided not to be disappointed and tried to check the information, but Sophia was faster.

“Is it complete? It is complete!”
“Yes. By the way…”
“I’ll check right away!”

Why is the nobleman who was procrastinating just now so fast? Sophia, who approached so quickly that even Ranran hiccups in surprise, checked the mattress.

“He…”
“Hiccup.”
“Our Ranran was surprised. Let’s hug Daddy.”
“Hi-Hi…”
“Gwangma. Hiccup.”
“Yes, yes. Sophia was bad.”
“My master is bad.”
“Rare item!!!”

Deafness will fall Ranran also frowned at her and covered her ears. My daughter is cute even with her ears covered. I can see why Thumbelina came out as a fairy tale. She must have wanted to leave it in writing because she is so cute!

FYI, I’ve never read Thumbelina.

“Master. Wasn’t Ranran surprised? Please refrain from speaking loudly.”
“Sorry. But it’s a rare item! The first rare item Yohan made!”
“Is that true?”
“Yes!”

Sophia shouted vigorously and jumped onto the mattress. She didn’t care that her skirt was disheveled, and the skirt that had been draped around her ankles came up to her thighs because she had been rolling around.

“Haaaaa… This is paradise…”
“Is it that good?”
“Chunsol, lie down too.”
“All right.”

The cloth brush lying on the mattress also purred and rolled like a cat.

“I was really surprised. It’s so comfortable. I don’t feel like waking up.”
“John made a really good mattress.”

Sophia reached out her hand accustomedly and hugged her cloth brush.

“Oh. Sorry. I have a habit of hugging her pillow, so I stopped hugging her.”
“I am okay. The owner is really soft. I can understand why the mad horse wanted to touch his master’s chest.”
“If it were John, I would have beaten him.”

Why are you trying to hit me while watching? Cheon-sol is rubbing her milk, so he watches it because it’s erotic.

“Mom and owner are holding each other!”

I had a good idea. He whispered to Ranran.

“Isn’t it? Will Ranran go and lift Sophia’s skirt?”
“Why?”
“I want to see your panties.”
“Okay!”

Landing on Sophia’s thighs, Ranran groaned and moved her skirt. She couldn’t raise her skirt more as she asked, but the way she flutters her skirt so hard is cute, so let’s keep watching.

“What is Ranran doing?”
“Profit!”
“Oh my God. So cute! How did Yohani come out with such a cute kid?”

Sophia picked up Ranran, but Ranran, who had been ordered by me, held onto the skirt and held on.

“Oh no! Let go!”
“Do you like skirts that much?”
“The light horse asked for it!”
“Huh.”

Sophia let out her strange snort and pulled Ranran away from her skirt. Placed between her breastbones, Ranran lost the will to resist.

“Warm and fluffy…”
“Ranran is here. John is here too.”
“Are you not mad?”
“I don’t want to get up because I’m lying here. I won’t hit you, so come here.”

I don’t even believe in fools. If you don’t approach it, you won’t be hit. I fell a little and checked the information on the mattress.

[Drug Mattress]
[Rating: Rare]
[A mattress made by a minion remodeling the master’s mattress. The quality has risen due to excellent perfection and production skills.]
[It provides drug-like comfort and improves sleep quality.]
[Sleep LV.3 Comfort LV.3]

It’s a really rare grade. Unlike the rare accessory I own, the description was two lines long. How comforting would it have been to be called a drug?

I want to lie down, but three women are occupying the space, so there is no place for me to lie down.

“Cheonsol. Are you sleeping?”
“Mom is sleeping!”
“You must be tired.”

How comfy the mattress was, would even Cheonsol fall asleep? Come to think of it, I was just tired. You couldn’t sleep because you had sex with me and Ranran was born.

I overcame the fatigue with iron teeth, but Cheonsol, an ordinary vampire, must have had a hard time.

“Sophia. Make one promise with me.”
“What?”
“Forgive me if you like the mattress.”
“Ugh. I want to say no, but I can’t help it. I won’t hit you.”
“Really?”
“I really won’t hit you.”
“Are you right for the owner of the mine? Master. You can’t hit a madman. If hit, it hurts.”
“I won’t hit you because our Ranran asks for it. Kiss me on the cheek instead.”
“Okay.”

Side

Ranlan kissed Sofia on the cheek. I envy Ranran and I envy Sofia too. I know how to kiss well and receive well.

“The real Ranran is… Cute…”

Sophia, who smiled happily, also fell asleep. Is this the timing? I quickly approached Sophia and lifted her skirt.

Oh Today was underwear day. It’s a waste.

“Master’s panties are white!”
“Ranran shhh.”
“Yes! Shh!”
“It’s a secret between the two of us. Understand?”
“Alas!”

*

While the two women were sleeping, Ranran’s crib was also renovated. It didn’t wake up even then, so I made another item.

“Gwangma is cool!”
“Gwangma is amazing!”
“Gwangma cheer up!”

It was a tough job, but receiving Ranran’s support gave me energy. Is this milk powder power? At this point, she doubted why Ranran didn’t have a buff skill.

“What kind of skill does our Ranran have?”
“How do you check?”
“Tell me it’s a skill window.”
“Skill window! It has self-healing and rapid growth!”

Why are there no real buffs? I gave the item I just made to cute Ranran.

[Baby rattle]
[Rating: Normal]
[A rattle that adjusts to the size of the baby. It’s cuter when you shake it.]
[Resize LV. 1 Cuteness LV. One]

Jingle jingle

“This is fun!”
“Kuh…”

Ranlan’s cuteness breaks her iron man and deals her damage! She suffered a physical blow, but this feeling of soul healing. This is why she becomes a daughter fool.

“I’m going to be a daughter from today.”
“Are you crazy?”
“You’re an idiot that only Ranran knows.”
“Kyahaha! Fools are fools!”

Can such a cute creature even exist? It’s cute enough to make your opponent’s heart burst when you bring them to battle and put them in the stands.

“Ranran, will you kiss Daddy’s cheek too?”
“Yes!!”

Ranran on her floor unleashed a lantern attack.

“Can’t you give me your hand?”
“Ranran rides up on her father’s body and kisses her.”
“Alas!”

As soon as her father’s legs ran, Ran-ran came up with a groan. How did it come up on her legs, but her straight, stretched waist must have been unreasonable.

“Because I can’t go up…”
“Do not cry. Her dad will listen.”

As I put Ranran on her palm, she smiles brightly again.

“It’s Daddy’s plane. Shuung~”
“Kyahaha!”
“Swoon~”
“Kyahahahaha!!”

A lot of time has passed since Ranran liked it so much that I was absorbed in it. She can’t play too much. She’s a spoiled child.

Early education is important. He could grow up to be a bully who would say things like, “Who are you, are you interfering in my life?”

She should be a daughter genius, not a daughter fool.

“The airplane game is over.”
“Then put it on the light horse’s face!”
“Why?”
“I should kiss you on the cheek!”

Ranran smiles so brightly that it melts my determination, which is as hard as a diamond. With a child like this, she wants her daughter to become a genius?

“The light horse side! Side!”
“Why twice?”
“Because I like the light horse!”

Never overdo it I’m just a daughter fool

“Ranran let’s play airplane! Whoops!”
“Kyahahahaha!!”

*

Sophia and Cheonsol woke up only after Ranran fell asleep after playing. She’s not even a tag match and she’s awake in turns.

This is why new parents have a hard time raising children. Once again, I felt grateful for the iron man. Even if I have sex with Cheonsol and play with Ranran, I don’t lack stamina.

“Oh my gosh! Have you made this many items?”
“You spent a lot of money to make Sophia’s mattress and Ranran’s bed. You have to earn that much.”
“John…”

Impressed, Sophia-sama hugged me tightly. My chest is in good condition because I slept well. If you don’t touch this, the man will be disqualified.

Molkan

“John. What is this hand?”
“I made an item, so please look at it.”
“Whoa… I can only endure it once. No soup next time.”

Are you saying you can touch the chest if you make an item? I have to work hard in the future.