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Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 310

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 310

Chapter 310 – One-Eyed Man in the Two-Eyed World (1)

Some time has passed since I broke Sophia’s anus. I smoothly rose to 6th place and took a short break.

Usually, we took a break separately, but today we gathered in front of the new building.

“Guys! The day has finally come.”

“My daughter believed that this day would come someday.”

“That’s right.”

“What? Only Ranran doesn’t know?”

“Fool…”



It’s natural that Ranran doesn’t know because her older sister didn’t lay her eggs.


According to Lulu’s words, even Avni shouldn’t know. In the past, she would have thought that Ranran really didn’t know, but after seeing the highly intelligent version of Ranran a few times, it was difficult for her to tell whether he was serious or acting.

“Ranran hates bullying! Let’s get it together!”

… I guess it’s acting?

“Ranran. Didn’t you listen when I explained it?”

“Jjuin! Talking about anything other than battle, martial arts, and light magic is boring!”

It seems like he really doesn’t know. There is no fool who knows nothing but martial arts and fighting.

At least I was grateful that she hugged me. Although our Ranran is very pure, she is a dutiful daughter.

“Ranran. The master only told you once, but shouldn’t you remember? This building is the hatchery.”

“I’ll explain it again for Ranran.”

It seemed like she couldn’t help but tell the story, but the corners of Sophia’s mouth turned up.

As a goddess with a strong explainer nature, I did that because I got pleasure from the act of explaining something.

“There are already four eggs that Yohan and the kids have made. There are too many for her mother to carry around and take care of like before.”



In fact, I would have had a hard time without Cheonsol’s mother’s help. I thought how great it would be if she had two bodies.



“…”

It really didn’t suit Lulu, who actually has two bodies, to say something like that. Lulu got angry because she was being looked at as ridiculous.



It was a joke!



“A failed joke is…”



I like my dad, but I don’t like nagging.

When did our Lulu learn to cook with me? Her daughter’s growth is confusing.

“I…”

It would have been great if she had grown up to be a dutiful daughter like her father. Since it resembles my personality, I have to blame it gradually.

It’s usually easy to blame others and difficult to blame yourself. It’s Chacha’s fault for not passing on many good genes.

“Naa’s egg hasn’t hatched yet, and there’s also an egg that Eve left behind, right? Albata took care of Eve’s egg, right?”

“Where did Albata go?”

I was a little worried because I hadn’t seen him since yesterday. Since she wouldn’t be a lost child in the God Realm, she wasn’t worried about that, and she was worried that she might have been knocked unconscious while playing with one of Lulu or Ranran.

Lulu is a very mischievous older sister, and Ranran… Has been having trouble controlling her powers when playing with the kids since she gained enlightenment.

“I’ll know when I’m inside! Let’s go in!”

Sophia opened the door with force and hummed her song.

“Tantara~ follow~”

“What song is it?”

“This is the song that was played when introducing the new house. I heard Yohan is famous in the world?”

“This is my first time hearing it.”

“Really? Uh… It was a song that was popular a hundred years before Yohan was born. You wouldn’t know that.”

A goddess who didn’t know much about Earth’s culture could suddenly find and listen to her old songs. She is worried that she is increasingly becoming an internet ghost.

“How are you doing with the new friend you made?”

“Why are you asking that all of a sudden? I feel strangely bad.”

“I just asked.”

“Anyway, come in and take a quick look! The hatchery is my masterpiece!”

As I entered the hatchery, the space expanded significantly. It was clear that a common space expansion spell in the universe had been cast.

The interior was divided into three areas: one had a spring connected to a stream, one was full of gloomy deceit, and the remaining area reminded me of the place where I was born.

This means that it resembles the 22nd century Korean incubation system that artificially creates children. It was the SF atmosphere that people were talking about a century ago.

“Buu’s makeup is amazing.”

“I added a function that determines the characteristics of the egg in advance and creates an appropriate environment for hatching! What do you think? Is it good? It was a very expensive function, so it must be good!”

“Does Game of Gods provide such a feature?”

“Any decent trainer would try to increase the number of minions by establishing a nurturing system.”

But. Rather than recruiting minions only from your own planet, it is better to train them in the divine realm to obtain high-quality minions.

“Just by looking at it, you can tell whose egg was placed where, right?”

-Oh! Everyone is here!

Albata flew in from the area where Hawaii’s eggs were. She wiped her forehead, which had not even a single drop of sweat, as if she wanted to show that she had been working.

-Sophia entrusted me with managing the hatchery! So I’m busy now! Busy Albata can’t play and spar with her sisters!

“Really? Are you terrible at it? Albata, you can’t do that. Ranran will raise Albata into a great warrior. So, let’s spar.”

How can a person live just by working? If you’re having a hard time, come to me anytime. I’ll play nice.

“Me too…”

Albata shuddered when she saw her sisters’ reaction.

-I’m too busy to play!

“Master. Wouldn’t it be difficult to manage Albata alone?”

“You also helped Gaia’s avatar?”

“Huh? Why does that help you?”

Just in case, I summoned Gahahol, and it came flying out of the spring and stream area.

I thought it would appear on its own and then move around without me summoning it. I never thought I would even work.

I looked at him in bewilderment, and Gahahol nodded.

-Nod

Sloshing and sloshing

As my breasts shook, I forgot all the little things. What’s wrong with her boobs moving around on their own? It’s big and cute and looks good.

“Anyway, how is it? Is it good?”

Anyone could see that he looked like he wanted praise. She felt like if Sofia had a tail, she would be shaken violently.

Strange. Seeing their anticipation made me want to tease them.

“As expected, it’s Sophia. It’s perfect.”

“Right?”

“I thought of a hatchery as a place where only eggs are brought in, but I never thought they would create an environment like this. If they do this, I can get women pregnant with peace of mind.”

“Huh… Huh?”

“Every time I encounter a female minion in battle, I have to make her pregnant.”

Now that we’ve teased enough, is it time for yelling and punches? I was preparing for the shock that would hit the top of my head, but Sophia didn’t get angry.

He even smiled like an adult. Could it be that the threshold of anger rose after receiving anal training?

“You can do whatever Yohan wants.”

“Really?”

“Master. Are you serious?”

I was surprised and Cheonsol was also surprised. Why did the goddess who once told me not to use impregnation do this?

They say that when a person suddenly changes, it is time for them to die. I guess not because she is a goddess.

“The reason I told Yohan not to use impregnation as much as possible was because I didn’t have the resources to manage the children. One of the common mistakes beginner trainers make is giving birth to too many young minions and then selling them to other trainers because they can’t manage them. “

Sophia made a wistful expression.

“How painful it would be if we couldn’t manage it and sold Yohan’s child to another god. Imagine Ranran, Ebni, and Lulu suffering under a god we don’t even know who they are.”

“There’s no need to think about it. It shouldn’t happen.”

I had no intention of handing my daughters over to anyone.

“And there’s another important reason… Yohan can’t fight female minions anyway.”

“Ah.”

I forgot that. How long has it been since I fought a female minion? Even though I immediately rose to 6th place, I was only able to compete with men.

“That’s right! Bad trainers don’t send out female minions against Gwangma!”

“Bad…”

“It’s cowardly, but it’s also a strategy. It’s a shame that Gwangma is the only one.”

It’s unfortunate, but there’s nothing we can do.

“But wouldn’t someone with courage send out a female minion?”

“Gwangma. Give up. It’s easier if you give up.”

*

The day after we finished touring the hatchery. The 5th ranked trainer I met in the battle screamed.

-Wow! We finally met! I tried hard to avoid the crazy person, but I ended up meeting him!

It sucks when a cute short-haired goddess pretends to cry. It was so bad that I wanted to stick a dick in her mouth.

Sophia, who would normally have been excited and teased, was dumbfounded.

“Ah…”

We all knew why the two goddesses were like this. Cheonsol recalled what he heard before the battle.

“Didn’t you say that all of that trainer’s minions are women? It looks like he has already sensed defeat.”

“When I was researching, I thought I would win easily because they were all women…”

Sophia looked at me earnestly.

“John. Why don’t you conserve your strength today?”

“Unconditionally the vanguard. Definitely the vanguard.”

“The kids need to gain experience in preparation for the first place match against Johannes Graham, right?”

“Spawn! That’s the only reason I live! Please let me out!”

Pat

I stroked Ranran and Abni’s heads. I laughed at the kids who were patted without knowing what was going on.

“I’ll be back before my daughters get cold!”



What about me? Why don’t you pet me?

Lulu’s blood is already cold because she’s half human and half undead. So she is eliminated.

“Okay. But you can’t let your guard down too much, right? If you lose, I won’t let you go.”

“Yes.”

[Guardian of the Fairies – Sofia sent out the first minion.]

[Guardian of the Fairies – John]

Bomu also proudly came out onto the field and looked at the opposing trainer. Seeing him shaking made me worry.

What if I abstain? Fortunately, the opponent did not give up.

-How did you get up here? You can’t give up without fighting at least once. Come out!

[Trainer – Arma sent out the first minion.]

[Minion – Ripoleta.]

I will send out Ace from the beginning. As soon as she saw Ripoleta on the field, her heart became frustrated. I screamed because I hated the world.

“Aaaaah!”

Ripoleta’s race is Amazons. On Earth, they were a female tribe from Greek and Roman mythology, but in space, they were one of the distinct races.

And… She only had one breast.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

인간이 임신을 잘시킴
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
A game of gods in which gods battle with humans. Eat them all and get pregnant.

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