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Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 29

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 29

Chapter 29 – Hatching(1)

Ranking in any game inspires the motivation of users. There are people who spend hundreds of millions of dollars in RPGs, and there are many people who spend time in AOS or fighting games where skills depend.

Right now, even in my school days, friends with high game tiers and friends who are good at studying received similar treatment.

I expected that there would be a ranking system in War of the Gods, but I didn’t know that it would be open only after achieving 10 consecutive wins. No, shouldn’t it be provided from the start? What game did you pay homage to, where you have to reach level 30 to play ranked games?

“Wow! Ranking! Guys! We are also rankers now!”

I don’t know why Sophia is making such a fuss. Could it be that you get a reward if you rank high like the infamous gacha game?

“What do you like about being ranked?”

I was also curious about Cheonsol. Sophia, who was still excited, explained excitedly.

“Gods gain divinity from the beliefs of believers, but they also harvest a weak divinity from gods who have recognized their existence. The more gods you know, the more efficient it is, but rankings are the best way to get your name known!”
“So, when you become a ranker, money comes in on its own, right?”
“Right!”

That’s a very reasonable reward. As with any gacha game, the higher the ranking, the better. According to common sense, the level of recognition gained by being ranked 1st, 10th, or 100th is different.

Right now, I didn’t remember the users who were outside the top 10 in the rankings. There were some crazy people who looked up and memorized up to the top few hundred, but it’s really rare.

“How many ranks are we?”
“See you together!”

[Outer Space Newbie A-League Pre-Season Ranking]
[RNK.98 – Sophia]
[Statistics: 10 Wins 0 Losses]

“Why are we only ranked 98th? With 10 wins and undefeated, shouldn’t we tie for first place?”
“For a moment. I’ll also show you how to calculate the ranking.”

[Ranking Calculation Method]
[The rankings are listed in the order of 10 consecutive victories.]
[After reaching 20 rounds, the ranking will change according to the number of multipliers obtained in random matching. You will not fall to the lower ranks of trainers with a lower number of battles than the standard value.]
[After reaching 6 full entries, you can apply for Ranked Battles to Trainers within the top 5.]
[You can apply for Ranked Battles only once a week. You cannot apply for a match to a target who has played a ranked match until one week has passed.]

“The calculation method is a bit complicated.”
“In the days when decisions were made only by the number of wins, the person who pushed through the board took the upper ranks, and their discernment was poor. They said So the rules are complicated.”
“It’s a really cool game.”

Godgame is a game that makes convenience patches for users. There are too many game companies in Korea that keep the tradition that has been passed on since the 21st century.

It means that people who enjoy their games are regarded as dogs and pigs.

“John understands. How is Chunsol?”
“It’s similar to Moorim’s method, so it’s easy to understand. Moorim people also go to Gangho to gain fame or perform a martial arts dance.”

Come to think of it, Moorim’s way of gaining fame is also reasonable. It’s not the way that if you fall behind in a fight, you’ll be forgotten, and if you win, you’ll be listed in the top rankings.

If I were a Murim… I wouldn’t have been so happy. It was fun to play around with users with lower rankings than me whenever they came to me while grinding their teeth far and wide. In Moorim, you can kill yourself without even enjoying it a few times.

“Should we see a god with a higher rank than us?”
“Since it is a future competitor, do you want to figure it out?”
“It is also a madman. It’s a really good fighting spirit.”

Not really. I wanted to check if some gamechangers didn’t eat and only battled. Are you too tired of the sense of the earth?

“Let’s check first place first!”

[RNK.1 Johannes Graham.]
[Statistics: 48 wins 0 losses]
[Entry minions: 5]

“Undefeated in 48 matches?”

It is surprising that he fought 48 battles in just 3 days, and it is also surprising that he did not lose. However, Sophia responded that it was worth it.

“The Johannes family’s trainer took first place.”
“Are you a famous god?”
“It’s one of the most powerful families in the periphery league. I own more than 10 planets, and I have produced many trainers who have advanced to the central league.”
“Didn’t Sophia-sama’s friend Dohoyo say that she also came from a good family?”
“The Dohoyone family is good too, but not at the very top. First of all, there are only 4 planets, and there are limits because we focus on elves.”

I have four planets, so why only elves? If I was Dohoyo, I would have recruited various races.

Sophia explained further without asking.

“Of course, there are races belonging to the monster family other than elves on the planet Dohoyone. People like orcs, ogres, and minotaurs.”
“I have fought with orcs before. Her strength and tenacity were outstanding.”
“That’s true… But they’re a race that doesn’t get along well with elves. It’s hard to put them in the same entry because they fight against me.”

The reason for this is difficult to understand. Why do elves and orcs get along badly? Elves are the race that roars while being stuck in an orc’s incomparable cock.

Right now, even Ebrande pretended not to like it at first, but he couldn’t move as the cock was fucked.

When the question was explained, Sophia gave a look of contempt.

“It’s such a racist idea.”
“Isn’t that so?”
“Of course not! In the first place, each race has different standards of beauty. Is it okay for Yohan to be raped by a female orc?”
“I would kill myself then.”

Being raped by a fat woman with buck teeth and green skin? Just imagining it is creepy.

“Elf too. There are some crazy gods who crossbreed monsters and elves, but after all the elves committed suicide, no god tried that.”
“Then what about Ebrande? Were you a human-loving elf?”
“Hmm… Maybe it’s because of your skills? No, why do you only think of Ebrande? Cheonsol is here right now!”

Right. Cheonsol wasn’t even human. Her ears and teeth were pointy, her eyes were red, and her skin was pale. Why did she think she was human?

I guess I’ve gotten too used to it.

“Chunsol! What did you originally think of humans?”
“I thought you were a slave.”
“What are the standards of beauty for vampirs?”
“The sharper the fangs and ears, the darker the color of the skin and the stronger the scent of blood, the more beautiful it is. The standard for determining appearance is similar to that of humans. In the case of a light horse, the complexion and appearance are satisfactory.”

I’m glad I met at least two criteria. Satisfied inside, she nodded, but Chunsol blushed at her. Is that the blood color you just described?

“And… She is excellent at Chinese medicine.”
“Look at that. Sex is the universal means of communion.”
“You are the only one who thinks so, John! Not really!”

You are seriously denying reality. If I get another minion to impregnate, I’ll have to try the Three-in-One. If the three insist on having sex, Sofia will admit it.

“Anyway, it’s a skill!”
“Skill sucker. It is the affection that Cheon-Sol and I forged through body-to-body conversations. Cheonsol. What do you say too?”
“Certainly, I felt reluctance at first. However, besides the physical pleasures, I was more attracted to the human strength and joy of the light horse.”
“Did you hear? It’s not just about that!”
“But the biggest trigger is sex!”
“It’s not just because of SE-EX…”

In the past, when I heard the word sex, I kept my mouth shut, but bluntly retorted that I had accumulated some experience. If I get another opportunity to massage my breasts, I’ll have to retrain myself to be ashamed of hearing the sound of sex.

“Anyway! Let’s find out if there are any rankers you know!”
“I have nothing to say, so you turn around. It’s usually the person who loses an argument.”
“Ah! Stop!”

The crown of my head hurts so much from being hit by Sophia. I will repay the enemy of the headache with my heart…

“Gwangma. Let’s listen to the master.”
“Okay.”

Looking around the top rankings, I came across a couple of familiar names.

[RNK.74 Dohoyo.]
[Statistics: 17 wins, 2 losses]
[Entry minion: 1 person]

[RNK.89 Absolute.]
[Statistics: 13 wins, 1 loss]
[Entry minions: 4]

Even so, Dohoyo is kind of upset that Absolu is on top of us. Seeing that there are 4 minions, it seems that they bought minions and pushed them with quantity.

“Hmm…”

After checking Absolu’s ranking and entry, Sol Cheon let out a sigh. Sophia also said to herself.

“Looking at the record, they lost to us once and won all of them. Who did Dohoyo meet so he lost twice?”
“Didn’t I meet the guys who were in the top 10? Anyway, Ebrande must have had a hard time.”
“To fight 19 battles on your own. What a great minion. Is Ebrande R.R.’S mother?”
“Right.”
“Then a wonderful child will be born. That’s a good thing. When I am born, I will become a reliable force.”

Chunsol gently stroked the egg. I think so too, but I don’t know when the hell they’ll hatch. If possible, I would like to be born before the entry is full.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
A game of gods in which gods battle with humans. Eat them all and get pregnant.

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