Chapter 286 – Visit to Eve (6)
“You fool! You attack the owner! You will be scolded!”
The shepherd giant swung his club. The giant sheep stopped running and trembled.
Judging by the way it turns its head back and forth, it looks like it’s going to run at me again. I should tell you that my fist hurts more than the club.
Kwasik!
“Giants beat sheep and destroy the ground! Giants can do anything!”
“Ugh…! That’s touching!”
Clap clap clap
The shepherd giant clapped with tears streaming down his face. I shrugged my shoulders for no reason when I received an unexpected compliment.
I never thought imitating a giant would be this easy. Should I have been born as a giant instead of a human?
No. Personality-wise, I was fine, but I had too many sexual difficulties. Even if your penis is big, it should be reasonably big. If it’s too big, you can’t fit it in at all.
-Kuhing hin!
The giant sheep, seeing the cracked ground, ran to the shepherd and struck his head. The shepherd who was applauding with his stick was hit.
“Ugh! It hurts! I’m scolded like I’m a giant!”
Pudduk
The shepherd grabbed the giant sheep by the neck and turned it around. The sheep died without even being able to scream.
“You! Let’s fight like a giant!”
“What is it that makes you a giant?”
“One punch, one punch!”
The literal translation is one fist, circle fist. It probably means giving and receiving a blow equally.
Otherwise.
“Good!”
“The shepherd strikes first! You strike next!”
The shepherd put his arm behind his shoulder and strode forward, swinging his fist.
Sigh!
When he was hit on the cheekbone, his eyes rolled and his body stumbled. I didn’t have much strength, so I put my hand on his knee and held on, and I felt my distorted vision return to its original state.
Only then did I realize that the clown had caved in. I’m glad I have immortal rebirth. Furthermore, I almost used precious self-healing.
“I held on! Now it’s my turn!”
“Ugh. The shepherd is a fair giant. Hurry up and hit him.”
The shepherd giant opened his eyes and glared at me. He’s ready to raise his fist right now. Surely they won’t fight back?
Judging from the punch just now, even if you get a counter, you won’t die instantly. If you do not die immediately, recovery is possible through self-healing.
So, without thinking about counterattacks, I hit with all my might.
“Giant! Giant pistol!”
I feel like I’m gaining a lot of energy by shouting out the name of the technique, which is the national rule when giving my all. A heavy blow delivered after extending the arm like a shepherd.
Crack!
It hit my chin properly, not a strong area like my cheekbones. A giant is, after all, a rather large human being. When the jaw shakes, the brain also shakes.
“Off… Ugh…”
Slurp
The shepherd sat down in his place. The eyes were unfocused, the jaw was dropped, and the mouth was wide open.
I saw that he was trying to get up, so I guess he didn’t completely lose consciousness. An honorable giant would have waited for the shepherd to wake up.
But I am not a giant.
“I’ll show you the taste of human skill!”
If you look at fantasy novels, the species most prone to betrayal is humans. In particular, giants are a race of tigers who are always deceived.
It wasn’t surprising if I was fooled again this time.
“Shepherd! Are you fooling me again?”
Bang! Bang bang! Bang bang bang!
He struck down the shepherd without mercy. The shepherd, who was caught off guard, was helpless and got hit on the head.
“Ugh! You don’t know honor! You’re crazy!”
“Search! Search! Search!”
“Keueuuuuu!”
The shepherd crouched down and protected his head. I tried hard to hit the arm that was blocking his head, but it felt like the strike wasn’t working properly.
If it turns out like that, I have a way.
“Item crafting. Materials: two arms.”
The area below both shoulders disappeared in an instant. Instead, a great sword appeared.
“Self-healing”
After consuming the remaining two self-healing times, I rebuilt my arm. I held the great sword with both hands.
“Ah… It’s been a while. This heavy feeling.”
“Ugh? Get out of the way!”
The shepherd, who was lying like an overturned turtle, stretched out his legs. It may have been a kick in the teeth, but it was expected.
He rotated as if dancing a waltz, stepped aside, and used the rotational force to strike down the great sword.
Seokgeuk
“Keuuuuu!”
As one-third of his shin flew off, the shepherd screamed and rolled around.
I was going to cut off my leg. I need to know the durability of giants.
“Ugh! Cowardly human! Don’t use weapons!”
“If it’s twisted, you’ll use it too.”
He put his greatsword on his shoulder and chased after the limping giant. The reason why it was worn on the shoulder was because the large sword was so big that it was difficult to run with it.
“It was too big to be called a greatsword! It was so big, thick and heavy, what was it?”
“It was literally a piece of metal!”
“It’s good to have an Earthling.”
The fake otaku goddess couldn’t accept this kind of drip. She tastes like dripping thanks to the real Hawawa.
The drip must have been successful too. She jumped up and swung her great sword. The shepherd, who was limping away, swung his club at her.
Sussssseu
When a greatsword made of flesh, blood, and bone and a wooden club collide, it is common sense that the greatsword with stronger cutting power wins.
Because it was a downward strike using the weight of a 3 m large man and the force of gravity, he easily split the club of a shepherd who could not even stand properly.
Seokgeuk
“Ugh!”
The club was split, and the palm holding the club was also split in two. The shepherd cried out in pain and swung his opposite fist, but defended himself by raising the blade of his sword.
As soon as he put his fist to the blade, the giant tried to retrieve his fist, but it was too late.
Evil!
“No!”
The giant’s thumb was cut off and fell off. With this, the giant was almost neutralized.
“A cowardly person… An honorable match… Betrayed…”
“What is an honorable fight? It’s cowardly for a man the size of a giant to offer a one-punch to a human being. There is such a difference in weight class.”
I truly think the giant is a coward. Therefore, what I did was not a betrayal, but a rational and cool-headed choice.
“Oooh! The cowardly man makes excuses! The giant is angry!”
“What are you going to do when you’re angry?”
What can I do other than quietly offer my head to the sword? As he raised his great sword high to finish, the giant cursed.
“The giant wears wool! Dreamy!”
The giant’s body hair swelled. In an instant, he turned into a sheep with a human face.
“Fleece clothes don’t cut well! Blades don’t work anymore!”
The giant’s bleeding stopped as if he had recovered. Overall, it’s a good skill that generates armor and heals… But since I’m walking on all fours, I don’t have any form at all.
It’s like you’ve turned into a real sheep instead of wearing a fleece suit. If the head wasn’t human, you would have thought it was a transformation.
“Cowardly human! I won’t lose anymore!”
But why do you have to imitate a sheep? Did this giant forget what just happened?
This is why the rumor spread that giants are stupid. He turned the great sword and struck the shepherd giant with its broad side.
“The giant hits the sheep! The sheep listens!”
“Keu! I’m not a sheep! I only wear sheep’s clothing!”
“No! It’s a sheep! The giant hits the sheep! The sheep listens!”
Puk puk puk puk puk puk puk puk puk puk
They beat the shepherd to the beat of Jajinmori. The wool clothes seemed to reduce the physical force, so the hitting felt soft, and the giants were strong, so I was able to hit them for a long time.
After 10 minutes of watching his body, he felt beaten. This is why the race of giants is so popular. No matter how many times he is defeated, he never dies, and his strength is so strong that if his opponent gets hit a few times by mistake, the battle will turn.
This is a truly unreasonable species. Still, I kept beating, and the end was in sight.
“I took off my sheep clothes! I’m no longer a sheep!”
“Then thank you for your death. You hit me.”
Wow!
The bayonet was driven into his neck, and it sounded like a log was being struck. This guy’s race has such a tough neck that they can’t cut themselves at once.
Then you have to take several pictures. There is no tree that doesn’t fall over after 10 hits, and the giant fell over even though it took a lot less hits than that.
When I finally cut the parent branch, a message appeared.
[Battle ends!]
[Guardian of the Fairies – Sofia wins!]
Giant 4312 left the field as soon as the battle ended. He is the quietest trainer I’ve ever met.
“Johan! That was great! Giants are really tricky, but I never thought they would overwhelm me like that!”
“It was a little cowardly, but I won, so it’s okay.”
“I’m not cowardly! Gwangma is smart!”
“That’s right…”
It was the giant’s fault for thinking that his father would face the confrontation normally. Dad just caught the other person off guard.
“Naa had a good time. Aaiido, she said she had a good time. It was a good boat battle for prenatal education.”
When I returned home after winning, my emotions poured out. I always get compliments, but it’s always new and exciting.
Today, there was one more person to give me a different compliment. I looked at Eve intently.
“A crazy person asks how he feels about Eve.”
“… I was really cool up until now, but now I’m completely shocked. Can’t you just set the mood for a little while?”
“So what are your impressions?”
“I learned a lot. He’s the guy I like, after all.”
There isn’t enough rhetoric, but I’m satisfied with the confession of affection.
“When I return to Earth, I will spread the word about how strong John is.”
“Are you going back already? It’s still day 1?”
“Oh, that’s right.”
While we were chatting, the background changed to the divine world. Sophia is a new delivery service provided by Hermes. [Universe of Delivery] I looked through the list.
“Let’s eat something delicious to celebrate Yohan’s all-kill move up the rankings and to commemorate his visit to Hawaii!”
“You eat delicious food every day.”
“No, let’s have a festival! It’s a festival!”
Food that appears all the time. For a festival to be like this… There’s quite a lot of alcohol, right?
The alcohol reminded me of what I did at Eve’s house. Coincidentally, there was an additional option for [Getting pregnant]. If you miss this opportunity, you are not a man but a eunuch.
