Chapter 285 – Visit to Eve (5)
A human being born without parents and raised in an orphanage. A person who grew up, became famous, was chosen by the Constellation, and became a hero by fighting against the invasion of monsters.
He was praised for his feat and even invited from the divine world. A great hero who would have definitely left a name in Greek and Roman mythology.
Eve rubbed her eyes diligently. I was rubbing my eyes so much that it hurt, but I kept rubbing them.
“Chulp. Lizardman. Your scales… Are 5 out of 10. They are lumpy and moist. It seems like your skills in maintaining your scales are quite poor, right?”
“Intoxicating…”
“You’re clumsy. Even crying.”
Her childhood friend and constellation man clearly licked the Lizardman’s scales. If you only looked at that, you could just say he was a pervert who liked reptile scales.
However, looking at the spear that penetrated his shoulder and knee, it was difficult to treat him as just a pervert.
“You’re such a crazy pervert…”
“Ah hmm! A hmm!”
“Hawaii. Look at the true intention inside, not the outside. Do you think Gwangma is doing that for no reason?”
“He’s like that because he’s crazy.”
Cheonsol let out a sigh as the words penetrated to the core without being deceived. Cheonsol wanted to protect his husband’s honor, but Gwangma’s actions were too much.
‘He’s been quiet lately, but he’s acting like that all of a sudden.’
It seems like the first man came out, and he went crazy. Still, since he is my beloved husband, he started packing somehow.
“On her maiden planet there was a saying not to mess with a crazy vampir. Was there no similar saying on her Hawaiian planet?”
“We have one too. A stick is the best medicine for a crazy dog. Yohan seems really crazy, shouldn’t he be beaten?”
“That adage is wrong. It’s not medicine.”
“Other gods get upset when they get hit by me a few times, but not Yohan…”
Cheonsol was embarrassed when he unintentionally discovered the goddess’s secret. She didn’t know there was such a hidden secret.
She didn’t sound special to Hawaii. She was already disappointed with the goddess, so she just accepted it as ‘the strange goddess, she messed up a bit in the past.’
“Sophia. Is that really a fight between minions?”
“Ugh. Yohan wins everything, so don’t ask me if they are really minions. Our Yohan hasn’t lost once yet.”
“I will continue what I said earlier. An enemy steeped in madness is bound to be afraid. The Gwangma does that to instill fear in the enemy. Let’s see. The Lizardman has lost his fighting spirit.”
As Cheonsol said, the Lizardman lowered his head. It was the moment when John’s fifth victory was confirmed.
“Isn’t it amazing? Five. After the battle, a small amount of stamina is restored, but it is only at a very small level. I defeated five people while suffering injuries such as a cut-off arm, so how can it not be amazing?”
“That’s true.”
Even though Eve thought John was crazy, she could not deny her achievements. John was truly amazing.
When fighting a naked pervert, he won even with his eyes closed. I got my arm cut off by the dwarf who appeared next, but I won using healing and a slightly creepy crafting skill.
The third and fourth times, and even killing the Lizardman. Eve learned a lot from her five battles.
‘That’s how you use your talent as an Iron Man. There is no fear of injury because it has self-healing properties.’
How to deal with an enemy with a weapon. To what extent should the body roll? Additionally, the timing of casting Naked Armor. Even if you make a mistake, you have the judgment to correct it, etc.
Since John was upwardly compatible with Eve, I tried to read and learn the numbers contained in each movement. Of course, there were some things that were difficult to learn.
‘No matter how much healing there is, it’s the same. You’re using your body like that? Don’t you know what pain is?’
“That’s the secret to Gwangma’s strength. If you cower in pain, you won’t be able to defeat the enemy.”
As if it was obvious, Cheonsol answered what Eve was thinking to herself. Cheonsol pointed at Yohan with a mamangy smile, borrowing the tone of Hawaii’s broadcast viewers, who was full of tolerance.
“That’s why I couldn’t help but fall in love with the woman. Isn’t she attractive?”
“… John has been cool since he was young.”
It was cool when he saved her too. Yohan also roars at the spot where the Lizardman disappeared…
… It seemed a bit odd, but it was cool.
“But you know. Strangely, the more I see Yohan fighting, the more I feel familiar with it? Where have I seen that before…”
“Didn’t Gwangma possess her as a monster and fight her? It looks like she just got used to it.”
“Is that so?”
“But you still remember seeing her briefly. Evewa’s talent is also outstanding.”
“Hehe.”
I was familiar with it because I had clashed with it countless times in one-on-one fighting games, but the truth had disappeared into the past.
Eve smiled heartily and cheered for her favorite childhood friend.
“Johan! I’ll definitely win next time!”
*
[Giant 4312 sent out the last minion.]
[Giant – Shepherd]
“Johan! I’ll definitely win next time!”
“Of course!”
He responded to Eve’s cheers and looked at the giant. Of all the minions I’ve met so far, the mechanic was the greatest, but this time I have to come down from first place.
The giant was truly a giant. Since he was over 5 meters tall, I had to bend his neck as much as possible to see his head.
Instead, his body was thin. Of course, he had the physique of a giant, but he was a little thin compared to his size. It was like an anchovy from the giant world.
“Ugh.”
As soon as I opened my mouth, the sound I made was like scraping metal. I wondered if it was a characteristic of a giant, but the giantess who appeared in the beauty pageant was normal, so the shepherd giant’s voice was just strange.
“Ugh. Did you kill all of our children?”
As soon as I heard the giant’s words, I got the feeling. Why don’t we immediately notice when we see someone in society who is slightly lacking?
So did the giant. Among the many folk tales of the Earth, one that came to mind was, ‘Giants are powerful, but ignorant and stupid.’
Is this giant like that? Let’s answer as knowledgeably as possible.
“Strictly speaking, I didn’t kill him. Because death in battle does not lead to actual death.”
“Keuuuuu?”
“What is death in the first place? Our planet’s philosophers, Plato, Aristotle, Newton and Edison, said that people do not die when their heart stops, but when their names are forgotten…”
“It’s noisy! My head hurts!”
Close
The giant pounded the ground furiously. Since it was before the battle started, only cute sounds were made.
“I want to eat red bean shaved ice because it’s frozen. Grind the frozen ice…”
“Ugh!! It’s noisy!!”
[Giant 4312 has completed preparations.]
Afraid that Sofia would immediately ready, she quickly winked. We have a deep bond and can communicate just by looking at each other’s eyes.
‘I will remove the giant’s power before the battle begins.’
‘John does as he pleases!’
Believing that telepathy had worked, I spoke freely.
“Since we met like this, should I introduce myself? My name is Yohan, and my specialty is getting pregnant. Are you a woman?”
“Beep! He’s a man! Aren’t you stupid? How can you look at me as a woman!”
“It could be a woman. Why are you talking so harshly? It hurts.”
“Get hurt! Get hurt and die!”
“It’s hard to hurt with words. So I use my fists. What do you use to hurt?”
“Shepherds use clubs!”
“If you are a shepherd, can you summon sheep?”
“That’s right! I’m calling the giant!”
The opponent’s weapon is a club and one of the skills is to summon a giant. This is a great achievement.
With little time left, Sophia pressed the button right away.
[Guardian of the Fairies – Sophia has completed preparations.]
[Battle begins!]
“You’re calling me like a giant! Ugh!”
As soon as the battle began, the shepherd blew his horn. Even though it was said to be a giant, I looked at it funny because it was just a sheep, and then an animal slightly smaller than a giant appeared.
-Kuhing hin!
“… Is that a sheep?”
They eat monsters, not grass. Why are you gritting your teeth at the sheep topic?
“The shepherd beats the sheep!”
-Kuhing hin!
“Sheep! Listen to giants! Kill crazy humans!”
-Sniffle slurp
A sheep that had been hit by a stick ran with tears streaming down its face. The horse runs. It seemed like a tank was approaching.
-Kuhing hin!
The lamb got slapped by a giant and is trying to release it to me. The greatest weakness of four-legged beasts. I jumped to the side, taking advantage of the difficulty in changing direction.
He narrowly avoided Yang’s charge. Not a single blade of grass survived where it passed.
“A shepherd beats the sheep and also beats the humans who prey on the sheep!”
Buuuuung
I barely avoided the sheep’s charge, but the giant swung his club. The area is so large that no matter how you move, it will hit the right angle.
So, let’s use the skills we cherished. During the five-game series, I used a lot of item crafting, fire truck games, and self-healing, but saved two skills.
The mean giant 4312 didn’t let the woman go, so he unintentionally saved one.
“Giantification.”
His body grew like a plumber who ate mushrooms. Smaller than a shepherd, but too large to be a human.
He held the club with a hand the size of a pot lid.
Thumping
“Ugh! Let go!”
“You let it go!”
Now that he was a giant, he spoke like a giant and pulled his club. When the giant pulled the club hard, refusing to give up, his body lost balance, and he took a step forward.
Since it’s a salty giant, it’s less powerful than a real giant. After holding on for a while, he let go of the stick and the shepherd stumbled, unable to overcome his strength.
-Kooheungheung!
Meanwhile, the giant sheep rushed back. I avoided it when it was small, but when it turned into a giant, it was just cute.
Beans!
The giant headbutted her in the thigh and shook her head. Since I have become a giant, I have to handle sheep like a giant.
“The shepherd beats the sheep!”
Goong!
-Kuhing hing?!
The giant sheep who had been hit on the top of his head was in tears. The eyes looking at me were filled with confusion. At that moment, she had a hunch that she could be used.
“That’s a fake giant! I am a real shepherd! “The giant kills the fake giant!”
-Kuhung?
“The giant sheep kills the fake giant!”
Sigh!
-Sniffle slurp…
A giant sheep with a lump on the top of its head rushed at the shepherd.
