Chapter 284 – Visit to Eve (4)
“Huh? I’m weird?”
Bronx Two looked at me with eyes like a wounded deer. If she were a woman, she would have been a pathetic woman, but if a man looked at me like that, I would want to stab him. There wasn’t even an ounce of sympathy.
On the contrary, it only caused anger.
“Why are your eyes wide open?”
“Then will it appear like a triangle?”
“…”
Human eyes can be triangular? Aside from the disgust of Bronx Two, maybe you’d like to see that?
Oops. It didn’t matter. The problem is that our side has not prepared at all compared to the opponent who has prepared quietly.
“So it’s not that the minions pervert. It’s because the strategy of appearing naked to distract the opposite sex is popular.”
“Isn’t that pervert?”
“One of the efficient and reasonable strategies…”
Sophia concentrated on explaining without even knowing that the countdown was starting. If I leave it like this, I will lose without any reason. Is the undefeated myth broken just because of a timeout?
It was something that even the newborn Albata would laugh at.
“Sophia! There’s not much time left!”
“Oh. That’s right. It’s Hawaii. Let’s talk about it later.”
[Guardian of the Fairies – Sophia has completed preparations.]
[Battle begins!]
Bronx Two stretched out his body and bent his back. No matter what I did, I looked terrible because I was naked.
“It’s an honor to fight the crazy human who is the founder of the Naked School… Rocket headbutt!”
Fire came out of the soles of his feet! Unsurprisingly, Bronx Two’s head hit his abdomen.
Huuuuung
The flames coming from Bronx Two’s feet grew stronger and pressed against his abdomen. It started spinning on the spot.
“Rolling Thunder!”
“Kaaaaa!!”
Bronx Two’s attack, which rotated like a drill, was a little painful, but it did not pierce the mite spider’s vest.
But it’s spinning. The eyes of the servant, who was so powerful, cleverly caught Bronx Two’s object shaking at high speed.
The visual pain is too strong…
“Awesome!!”
As he gouged out his eyes and screamed in pain, Bronx Two was in awe.
“Haha! I will kill you and take your place as a seeker of the Naked School!”
Is he really crazy? How can you say something like that with your sanity?
It was too much of an opponent for an ordinary, normal person like me. In the end, he couldn’t overcome the visual attack and closed his eyes.
Vision tinged with darkness. The scene I just saw vividly… Before I remembered it, I thought of Cheonsol and Sophia’s hearts.
When I imagined four lumps of soft flesh, I quickly became calm. A talent that provides resistance to mental attacks… What was its name? Anyway, it was clear that it worked.
It works damn fast. Anyway, I thought about it calmly. Is Bronx Two’s skills, excluding naked attacks, dangerous?
“Crazy human slasher!”
Bang! Bang bang!
-The pervert grabs and swings a human who is not crazy!
-Dad! We have to get out of his hands!
Not at all. The guy used his skills hard, but barely any damage was done.
Even if I use a weapon, it is difficult to pierce the diamond, so will just headbutt or swinging work for me?
Haha! You can’t even resist!”
The only way Bronx Two can attack me is by swinging his dick, but fortunately he is still at the level of common sense and doesn’t seem to have realized the terrible special move.
Then you can’t beat me no matter what you do. He closed his eyes and rotated his body.
Pingrrrr
Bronx Two tried to hold on by twisting his ankle, but eventually couldn’t hold on and let go of his hand.
“Tsk.”
I landed lightly, hearing the sound of his tongue clicking. Although I gave up my sense of sight, my other senses were sharpened, and I had no hesitation in moving.
Somehow I felt like I could see its shape. I put my hands together without realizing it.
“See with your mind’s eye.”
A line spoken by a blind monk in a fighting game. It was a character that many users played because of its character of being blind.
They also mixed in historical figures who were not great.
“Judging by Jim’s interest, Bronx Two’s heart is full of baskets.”
“A basket?”
“I will take away your troubles! John!”
Shortens the distance in an instant and fires a full-fledged blow. He reads the airflow, predicts the stance the creature will take, and stabs at the gap.
Powong
“Ugh!!”
Although I failed to hit the desired spot due to a failure to predict, I delivered an effective hit.
“Based on the law of attention and the eye of the mind, I see that my arm is fractured. LOL. How dare you try to inherit the throne with such a weak body!”
“W-what kind of bullshit…”
“Gal! How dare you talk bullshit on a brown subject!”
Something brown started to appear in my mind, but was replaced by a pink nipple. These nipples are Sophia’s nipples.
“Pingdujiang.”
A funeral that expresses gratitude for the Goddess’ grace. This time, Bronx Two’s other arm was smashed.
“Kuh. Heel…”
Bronx Two grabbed his arm and backed away. It was a complacent judgment.
A woman has two breasts. Two nipples too. The burial ceremony containing the goddess’s grace does not end in one go.
Pakak
“Hey!”
Bronx Two flies away shouting heel. Judging from the heat, it seemed like he was running away with fire coming from his feet. He was a bastard who had no right to follow me.
The recovery period is not for escape. After giving the bones and taking the flesh. It was a skill to recover my bones and take the opponent’s bones.
“The basket has put fear in your heart! I will remove both the fear and the basket at the same time!”
As he ran forward, a fairy flew out and hit his left shoulder.
-Dad. Turn it a little further this way.
-I played it too much. Yes. This is the angle! Now you just have to go forward!
They say they don’t envy ten sons who have a well-raised daughter. Because she gives birth to many fairies, the day will come when she will receive help.
Guided by the fairy, she gave her last grace. Ten fingers, bent as if touching a breast, dug into Bronx Two’s body and tore the flesh.
“Ugh… Ok…”
“Namu Avita Sophia.”
Is it right to rain like this? Next time I go to Earth, I’ll stop by the temple and ask.
The blood on my hands cooled quickly. I lightly stepped on the chest of the guy writhing on the floor.
[Battle ends!]
[Guardian of the Fairies – John wins!]
“Bronx Two. Next time, wear clothes.”
After finishing nicely, I looked at the audience. Since it was kind of cool, Sophia and Hawaii would like it, right?
“… Sophia. Does Johan usually fight like that? He seems a bit… Crazy.”
“Would it be Gwangma with a different nickname?”
“Somehow.”
Why is it reacting like that? It’s really unfair.
[Trainer – Giant 4312 sent out a second minion.]
[Minion – Dwarf Eindhoven]
[Trainer – Giant 4312 is ready.]
[Guardian of the Fairies – Sophia has completed preparations.]
[Battle begins!]
I have to take out this injustice on the dwarves. I asked the dwarf warrior holding the ax with a nervous look.
“Do you know that it is Kim Dwarf?”
“An apprentice working at a dwarven blacksmith in the village of beginning? Why do you ask about that bastard with a name that doesn’t sound like a dwarf?”
“You should give me a new name like him. From now on, your name will be Ardwarf.”
I closed the distance without listening to the answer. The part to aim for is the head. I realized this while defeating Kim Dwarf, and the dwarf race had good taste.
In particular, no race could match the taste of feeding honey chestnuts.
“Adwarf, you bastard. You knew that and wore a helmet.”
“Master told me not to talk to crazy people. I understand why.”
It sounds like your mom is saying, ‘Don’t play with that kid.’
“Ardwarp is a mama’s boy?”
“…”
Adwarf gritted his teeth and swung his axe. To overcome the dwarf’s short stature, a large battle-ax was chosen, but the speed was inevitably slow.
As I took a step to the side, Battle X braked sharply and followed me. I guess I overcame my weaknesses with my natural strength and expert skills.
But that’s not enough to stop me. He placed his arm on the ax blade and dug in.
Seokgeuk
Instead of the expected crash sound, there was a cutting sound. Only after I heard the sound did I feel pain.
What happened? Why was the Geumgang Buddha ingot pierced?
Boowooung
Instead of downplaying the ensuing attack, I pulled out. It was only after I stepped back that I could see the blue light flowing through the ax blade.
“Tsk. I tried to throw my arms and body together. What kind of human body is this hard?”
“That’s… Geomgang?”
“It’s an ax forged from the claws of a mite spider with a dwarf’s vision. It cuts down people like you who only rely on themselves and attack them.”
Grandpa
The dwarf licked the blood from the axe. I could hear the sound of slobbering behind me.
After the battle is over, I have to donate my blood to Ranran.
“In one word, it’s a temperament?”
“This is the sweetest compliment for a dwarf. This is an item I made myself using my forging skills, so it is my skill.”
“Then I guess I should also set up my temper.”
After awakening, I cast a skill that I had not used a few times.
“Item creation. The material is my arm.”
After turning my arm into a gauntlet, I tried to cast self-healing, but a new arm sprouted from the severed forearm.
Is this the newly acquired regenerative power of [Immortal Regeneration]?
“This is good.”
Although it is not as good as self-healing, which recovers all damage, it was very satisfying in that it heals injuries that would not be worth using the skill for at no cost.
As he put the gauntlet on his new arm, Ardwarf muttered as if he was tired.
“You’re recovering even though you didn’t use the skill. You’re not some kind of troll.”
“If you twist it, you too will recover.”
“…”
Gritting his teeth, Ardwarf swung his ax in place. It sounds like a scared dog barking.
As he walked forward, he attacked in the same manner as before. I also blocked it the same way.
Kyaang!
“The item I was proud of is blocked. What should I do?”
“I still…”
“Be quiet!”
Sigh!
When I hit the pot, Ardwarf was excited. This taste beats up the dwarves.
