Chapter 277 – Lucky Minion (4)
When we last met. Although John was taller and stockier than when he was a teenager, and his appearance was different, he did not break the mold of a human being.
In particular, his arms were large and warm. Did John appear as a rat? It didn’t make sense in common sense.
What kind of crazy person in her world would turn into her rat just to make fun of her? Eve, who was so common sense that she couldn’t understand the crazy man’s way of thinking, spoke out.
“Are you tormenting our kids because of a squeak? You come here!”
It was a shouting that was conscious of the viewer’s reaction. If the opponent was overflowing with dignity, he would have stepped forward seriously, but since the opponent was a large hamster, he had no choice but to pretend to be cute.
I also aimed for the effect of walking with a pet.
‘There was also a study that found that women who walk with their dogs look cuter than women who just walk.’
The source of knowledge was viewer donations and didn’t double-check, but we aimed for that anyway.
“Squeak!!”
“Come here!”
“Squeak!!”
A giant rat with a crown on its head. That is, the King Rat stood on both feet and twitched his nose. It was a twitch that hit the strike zone of Hawaii, which likes cute things.
“What should we do, everyone? It’s so cute.”
-Front! Look ahead!
“Front?
Stiff gray fur filled my vision. Only after Eve’s feet were in the air did she realize what had happened.
‘A headbutt to the body. A headbutt to the body that even an orc couldn’t hit…!’
She was humiliated, but she regained control of her mind in less than a second. Does it make sense for her to get attacked like that just because she was distracted for a moment?
She is Eve, who easily defeated the orc chieftain who was the boss of the 20th floor. The lesser boss was defeated even with her eyes closed.
But getting hit by something like the King Rat, the dungeon boss hidden on the third floor? Her physical impact was not great, but her mental impact was enormous.
The professional broadcaster she is, read her chat window even as she landed and adjusted her posture.
“Uh huh. Did you hit me on purpose to collect money? I was like that…”
“Squeak!!”
[It is said that it would be foolish for a crazy person to look away during battle.]
This time, I felt a heavy weight on the side of my head. The damage was not significant, but her weight caused her to fall to one knee.
“Squeak!!”
[You crazy person, don’t get down on her knees. Because it looks weak. He teases.]
Her soft stuff tapped her head and shoulders. It was a gentle blow to the Hawaiians who had received the deteriorated Iron Man and naked armor from the Constellation.
It was a sweet chestnut that, for an ordinary hunter, would not be lacking even if her head was dented. What if this monster targets a hunter other than Hawaii?
‘I have to deal with the King Rat!’
Eve, overcome by her sense of duty, lowered her center of gravity and attempted to roll onto her side. The King Rat adjusted her posture to match her movements with Eve.
“Squeak!”
[The crazy human’s grasping limbs are short, so she is vulnerable to her wrestling techniques, so don’t get caught. If she gets caught by the technology, she is said to be disqualified from being human.]
The saint was usually not helpful, but he was even less helpful now. It was difficult to distinguish whether this was the constellation of Eve or the King Rat.
“Please… Shut up!”
Eve, who had forgotten that she had to speak respectfully to John because she was broadcasting, swore and caught the rat.
Although rats weigh much more, humans are far superior in terms of limb length and thus center of gravity.
Since it was a four-legged animal to begin with, standing on two legs was unbalanced. Eve lowered herself and caught the king mouse!
“Hawaaaaa!!”
“Squeak, squeak!!”
“Look behind you!!”
Eve threw the king rat, which she lifted above her head, onto her floor. The King Rat twisted her body in the air and tried to land, but Hawaii quickly kicked her away.
“Squeak.”
[The crazy person clicks her tongue, calling it such an obvious connection.]
But she was blocked by the King Rat’s short paw. Despite the difference in her physical abilities, the King Rat was gently pushed away without much shock.
Eve was shocked when she witnessed the skill that released the shock contained in her kick.
“Crazy… The boss of the giant rat, one of the weakest monsters, uses shedding? And at that level? Even the top 1% of fighting games can’t do that?”
“Squeak!”
[The crazy man explains that the universe is large and that there are many monsters that are difficult to understand.]
“Squeak.”
[So, don’t be arrogant, sharpen your skills every day, and reach the level where you can destroy the sky with just one regime…]
When Eve saw the rat standing on two feet again and squealing, she was overcome by the same feeling of déjà vu she had felt earlier.
The King Rat standing in a posture I have never seen before. Even the frowning expression was familiar. If the facial structure was different, but it was human…
‘Is it the same as when John made fun of me?’
Once we found something in common, we found other differences one after another. Especially when the mouse squeaks. A message from the Constellation also arrived.
If you put all the circumstantial evidence together, that obnoxious rat is Yohan.
‘But unless you’re crazy…’
Eve, with goosebumps, bit her mouth. To be honest, John seemed a bit crazy. In the first place, the name of the constellation was also a crazy person.
Eve became confident and shouted.
“Crazy person!!”
*
Ah, I caught this. Was the technology used to counterattack too advanced?
I couldn’t help it. The physical abilities of Eve and I, who were possessed by giant rats, were as severe as the difference between a child and a fighter.
If it hadn’t been a surprise attack that caught him off guard, he wouldn’t have been able to hit him, and if he’d been kicked squarely, his internal organs would have been shattered.
But I can’t admit it right away.
“No”
-Don’t lie! The timing is the same!
It looks like they got caught because their speaking timing was the same. I thought you wouldn’t notice because Hawaii is such a stubborn person. It was shocking, as if Ranran was saying something smart.
“Squeak.”
I was caught, but I squealed to cause at least some confusion. The constellation message was not sent because it contained no meaning.
-Uh? Isn’t it?
I thought about it when we met in a fighting game, but Hawaii is too soft. She doesn’t know how she got to number 2 in the rankings.
In a one-on-one match, physicality and technique are important, but psychological warfare is also important.
I understand why a master in a martial arts magazine beats up a foolish disciple. It is to teach the truth that the disciple will never understand.
Today I will open a precept for Eve.
“Squeak!!”
With all his might, he slapped Eve’s cheek with a squeak. After a successful hit, it twisted her spine and fell onto her side.
Huung
Still, she was unable to avoid it completely, so the leather of her bag scraped against her elbow. It wasn’t even scratched by a blade, but a solid line was drawn and blood was flowing.
“Damn body. Even if it’s a rat, why is it so weak?”
For some reason, I never encountered a rat or beastman in battle. How weak would they be if they combined a human with a JOAT initial physical ability and a rat with just a JOAT?
-That’s right! It worked. I thought we would wait and see.
Eve, feeling her touch, relaxed her shoulders and approached her. Because she has the body of a rat, it is difficult for her to fully demonstrate her martial arts skills.
So, I need to take advantage of my newly acquired body.
“Deploy the siege and annihilation rat!”
“Snap!”
“Squeak!”
“Squeak!!”
The rats that were charging out of ignorance heard my command and charged at Eve. Even though it is the lowest level monster, each individual weighs about 3 to 5 kg.
-What! Stop coming here! Eeek! Get out of the way!
In an instant, dozens of rats died after being hit by the hammer. Although it did not cause any damage to Hawaii, it did press down on it with its slightly heavy body and obstructed its path.
“This is the Incheon tactic, not the West Sea tactic.”
-There…
Moment. A swarm of rats blocked the space between me and Eve. He did not miss the opportunity presented by the West Sea tactic and hid himself among the rats.
The crown, glued to her head, is annoying, but if it’s in a blind spot where Hawaii can’t see it, it won’t be noticed.
Powong
The corpse of the rat, cut into pieces, fell into the larynx. Eve lit up her eyes and looked for me.
-Where are you? Where are you?
Should I also teach you how to find the target by feeling later? She clicks her tongue, turns back, and leaps.
He bit Eve’s shoulder.
-Mr. Ai! This is real!
Although it was deteriorated, the combination of the Iron Man and naked armor was too strong. The rat’s teeth barely pierced the shoulder armor. It didn’t touch the skin.
My stomach hurt when I was hit by a hand gesture that seemed to chase away a flying insect, but I felt good.
“You know what? Even if it was an orc instead of a giant rat, or if it didn’t have any naked armor or an Iron Man, it would still be a corpse over there.”
Upon returning to her divine realm after her battle with darkness, she heard Eve talking to herself.
-I understand… We’ll see.
I’m not afraid of people who just wait and see.
*
Thanks to her subjugation of the king rat, Hawaii went to receive the first place reward. What comes out of the giant rat is Lulu’s item.
It was a rare item that could raise up to ten undead from a corpse.
Rare by Earth standards. By New World standards, it is a normal item.
Look, Dad. Eve and her sister are making good use of my summoning bell.
Lulu seems happy that Hawaii is using the item well. On the big screen, Hawaii was seen fighting against an army of kobolds.
-Shield forward!
-Forward!
-Fire a powerful shout all around!
-Sparta!!
The slogan was funny because it was on air, but the result was great. The fearsome boss Avni defeated the kobold army possessed by the mite spirits by pushing them away with his shield.
As I killed the fallen and advanced, the kobolds’ line was pushed back and thinned out.
Sophia, who was lying down eating grapes, muttered.
“You don’t have to watch this. It’s over. The next one was Orc, right?”
