Chapter 276 – Lucky Minion (3)
The Constellation can read the thoughts of its patron piecemeal. It was natural. Constellation play was originally a game for the gods.
How frustrating would it be if noblemen, who are gods in name and appearance, could not read a single thought of a created being? The minions aren’t really gods, and it feels like they’ve been nerfed a bit, but I kind of figured out what Hawaii was thinking.
“Squeak (I won’t leave you alone the next time we meet. I’m looking forward to it.)”
She informed Hawaii that monsters were invading, but she did not reveal everything. All events in the constellation play are ultimately for the constellation.
In the monster invasion event, it was possible to possess the desired monster. So, he possessed the giant rat king who invaded first.
Human speech was impossible due to the structure of the oral cavity, so I squeakd and a rat with black fur and red eyes approached me.
“Squeak (Gwangma. Did you make fun of Hawaii again? If you keep doing that, wouldn’t your childhood friend get angry?)”
The other mice squeaked too.
“Squeak (Ranran also squeaks!)”
“Twisting (match the great love)”
Everyone became possessed by a giant rat just because it would be fun. If his appearance had been creepy, I would have been the only one possessed, but since he looked like a giant hamster, there was little resistance from women.
“Snap…(Invasion…)”
Squeak (Is that Seoul Castle in the safety zone on the 10th floor? Seoul was a city in my father’s hometown? Are they moving Seoul and calling it Seoul Castle?)
“Jikjjik (It’s called Seoul Castle because the tower is in Seoul.)”
It was a really careless naming sense. It wasn’t even built by Earthlings. That name is neither creative nor fun…
[Guys, can you hear me? Once you are ready for the invasion, let’s charge the small fish first. Since you are at least the mid-boss, if some small children die, you will leave, and if you fight seriously, all the humans will die, so you should just play around and suffer?]
It was created by a goddess who sends messages. He told me I couldn’t name my kids. Why did they make fun of him when he was at the same level?
[Especially Yohan! You must die well! Do you understand?]
“Squeak!”
[Let’s stop squeaking now. It’s hard and tiring if I tell my inner thoughts one by one.]
“Yes.”
After answering, I climbed on the rock. A high and majestic place like the cliff in The Lion King.
I looked down at the giant rat army from above. An endless wave of giant rats.
Even though he is a monster, he becomes a king who commands an army worth thousands of pounds.
A feeling that is not easily experienced even in games. I began my speech with a stronger sense of elation because it was reality.
“Let’s fight in moderation! Let’s die well!”
“Squeak!!”
The giant rat army that heard the speech became excited and charged. Cheonsol, who was slightly away, squeaks and shakes his head.
“Let’s fight moderately and die well. What a strange thing to say.”
“If a lot of people are killed, don’t be angry.”
The event is held to encourage humans to grow up well and become minions, so you shouldn’t trample on their buds.
“If all you want to do is get killed by rats, won’t you die climbing the tower?”
“Let’s not be too harsh and just take a look.”
If it had been a human, I would have pulled him to the side and massaged his chest. Because I’m a rat, I don’t feel like touching anything.
So he rubbed his body against his side and pointed towards the battlefield. A flock of rats going down a cliff. A rising cloud of dust.
“Keeeee!!”
A few rats lost their footing and fell down the cliff, but most of them succeeded in descending safely.
After safely landing on the ground, the rats rushed to the castle wall. On the wall, Eve heard a loudspeaker.
-Wizards ready! Archers are waiting!
Doo doo doo doo
When the army of rats reached a position 200 meters away from the castle walls. The wizards who heard Eve’s command cast magic.
Water Ball, Water Arrow, Lightning Ball, Lightning Arrow…
The water magic struck first, and the electric magic electrocuted the wet rats.
“I heard that you can only use magic with low lethality due to your low level. By combining it, you turned it into an effective magic of mass destruction. Hawaii is quite good at planning strategies. I must praise you.”
“I will do it.”
[The crazy person asks who planned the strategy.]
[I urge you to tell the truth, saying that this is a strategy that is difficult to imagine with Hawaii’s intelligence!]
This is high praise. Normally, sarcasm or swearing is a more effective compliment to an enemy commander than outright praise.
A sparrow that couldn’t understand the phoenix’s meaning. In other words, stupid Eve didn’t understand the compliment and got a blood clot in her neck.
Look at the magic and arrows flying. It’s bloody. A group of cute giant rats died before they even reached the castle wall.
Of course, compared to the entire army, the damage was only a small amount of damage. I was about to give orders to the other troops except for the rat that had run out as an advance guard, but two of my daughters were nowhere to be seen.
“Where did Ranran and Lulu go?”
“I thought it would be fun and rushed in.”
Sophia strongly warned you not to take the lead, but you immediately disobeyed. Even if it is Ranran, Lulu is a bit surprising.
“Hiyaaa!!”
Hiyaaaaa!!
Did you just get influenced by Ranran? Somehow, Ranran has become smarter. The two played together so well that a leveling of intelligence was achieved.
“What should I do?”
“You will die while playing. With giant rat specs, it is difficult to climb the castle walls or break through the castle gates.”
The giant rat is not the first monster to invade for nothing. As long as humans don’t foolishly come down from the castle walls, there is almost no chance of them dying.
-It’s just a giant rat! It’s no big deal!
-Go down and kill to earn points!
The problem is human greed. Monster invasion is an event. The more kills you make, the better rewards you get.
There are many humans participating, several guilds, and of course, the command authority is divided, and humans just jump off the walls without listening to Eve’s instructions.
I know what you’re thinking when you jump. You may have thought of the peerless nature of the main characters in novels and movies.
Especially web novels. In this type of invasion, it’s a cliche for the main character to jump out of the castle wall, annihilate the monsters, and come in first place.
In fact, against the giant rat, it might go as cliche as possible.
“Hiyaaa!!”
-Wow!!
-Be careful! This rat is so damn old!
-You must be the boss!
But they didn’t know about Ranran’s existence. People who are in a panic after being attacked by a rat that uses no teeth or claws and only hits its body.
My eldest sister is a meat rat, so I’m going to be a corpse rat!
-This rat… Is undead?
-Were there any undead giant rats?
-A necromancer is also coming out? They say it’s a giant rat invasion!!
Lulu caused confusion among humans. Although several people came to their senses and fought back after being hit, Ranran and Lulu are among the strongest level 2 minions.
“Hiyaa!”
Me too!
He fought very well even with the body of a giant rat, which was so weak that it was difficult to compare it to his own body.
“Dad…”
“Abni wants to go and play too? Can you call spirits?”
“Here…”
“Squeak! Please call me Squeak!”
“Anyway, it’s not good to listen to Sophia’s request. I’ll charge the entire army, so go and fight.”
“I’ll go with you when I get better.”
“Gwangma. Would you like us to go with you? I heard that it is customary for a general to step forward and die before the army is destroyed.”
They say that is the norm in any country. Even without asking, I know who I heard it from.
“Let’s go.”
I wrote a message while keeping pace with Cheonsol.
[A mad man reports the news of the giant rat king’s departure.]
[It tells you that if you kill the king, the giant rat will retreat. Assassination is highly recommended.]
From Eve’s perspective, fighting on the walls would be the safest and most efficient. Even if I were Hawaii, I would have only used magic and shot arrows from above.
But that wouldn’t be fun. Since I participated in the competition myself, Eve should also come down and fight.
And I also save the idiots who came down before I called them.
-Hawawa! What do we do? Are you going to keep doing magic and shooting arrows here?
-A crazy person recommended the assassination of the Rat King! Never go down!
“Gwangma. Is your bad karma really deep?”
“Ah. You’ve been so nice to me, but why don’t you listen once I say something?”
Cheonsol and Na looked at each other with strange eyes. It has the eyes of a rat, but I understand what it means.
Anyway, what can I do? What can I do other than looking at you like that?
[The crazy person whispers that if you kill the boss, you are guaranteed to get a good item.]
[It is said that it is given separately from the subjugation reward.]
-Guys! Let’s go down and fight! Let’s save the hunters who are being attacked by giant rats!
-Don’t go down that far…
-I will take the lead! Naked armor!
Eve, wearing hazy armor, jumped from the castle wall. After all, people only work if they get a good reward.
“You came down, right? Now let’s take care of it and then die.”
“I understand.”
As I ran along with the waves of rats, a hunter suddenly appeared. The man who was smashing the head of a rat with a square wooden bat looked at me and muttered.
-Why is this person wearing a crown… Huh? Giant rat king? Search! Search and give me the item!
“Squeak.”
However, it is said that someone will hit you with a clumsy stick. The man screamed as he nimbly dodged and bit his arm.
-Ugh! Search! Search!
You’re punching someone who got bitten on the arm? I was just going to kill him when he collapsed after screaming, but Ssaksu was okay, so I let him go.
I roughly knocked him down with a headbutt. If you’re lucky, you’ll live. If you’re bad, you’ll die. After defeating a few more guys, I found Eve’s party.
A party of three women, consisting of Hawawa, sponsored by me, a swordsman, sponsored by Cheonsol, and a spiritist, sponsored by Ebni.
“Gwang Maya. The main woman will teach her benefactor.”
“Me too…”
Cheonsol and Avni created a one-on-one structure for sponsor education. Eve standing in front of me muttered.
-Weird. Why are rats so cute and familiar? Is it because it resembles a hamster?
