Chapter 26 – The Road to Rising (3)
I was well aware that the world of God, a pan-cosmic being, was different from the earth of the 22nd century. However, since most of the gods I’ve seen in battles have been humanoids, I’ve guessed that I’ll only encounter similar beings.
-Pipbi Big.
However, the robot god was not even a humanoid. The artificial intelligence from the venerable robot movie Terminator still has a human head, but the robot god looks like diatomaceous earth made of tangled metal.
Minions, on the other hand, were the epitome of giant robots from mechanic movies. It wasn’t as big as the 63 Building, perhaps due to the level 1 nerf, but it was similar in size to the gigantic Kang-Kwang.
Considering the solid-looking exoskeleton, various weapons, and boosters on the back, I think I can win even if I go head-to-head with Kang-kwang.
“I never thought I’d stick with Shinpago…”
Sophia’s murmur was caught by her ears, which were not decorated. Humans have two ears. He also caught Chunsol’s self-talk.
“What the hell is that? How is the tracheal jinxik alive and moving?”
“Sophia. Please explain.”
“Yes.”
Sophia, who wiped the sweat with her hand on the hem of her dress, began to explain.
“Shinpago is the god of mechanical civilization. Originally, machines are a race that does not believe in gods in pursuit of reason and efficiency, so it is difficult for a tribal god to be born, but the possibility of the universe is always open, so such beings are born.”
“That means it’s an SSR character with a 0.01% chance of appearing.”
“I can’t understand the explanation of the master and the light horse.”
“What should I say to the machine? I think it’s just a matter of evolving bronchial asthma.”
“The evolution of inanimate objects. How frightening it is.”
Cheonsol showed a fearful expression.
“Do machines have blood?”
“No. That minion could be a lifeform on board a mechanic, but that is also a mechanical lifeform.”
I asked me, and when Sophia answered, Chunsol hurriedly raised her words.
“Is that so. It’s opposite of me.”
“It is not only Cheonsol, but also a counter to minions with mental abilities and no ranged attack skills. Robots fly. Among the Gods of Machine Civilization, there have been a few league winners, and he is still a minion that occupies the top meta.”
Haha!!!”
Others have bodies made of cloth, but metal lumps suddenly protrude out of them, so they deserve to be in the upper meta.
Even if my head blows off, I won’t look back. What should I do to disable it? Dismantling the machine? Or removing a chip stuck in the back of the head?
– Trainer sexy newbie. Are you on a 10-game winning streak?
While he was in trouble, Sinpago spoke to Sophia. Our naive Goddess was surprised.
“How did you know?”
– An ambiguous sentence. I’ll answer them all. Shinpago resides in the community to collect big data. I read all posts posted on the newbie board. An enhanced bronze ring worn by male minions. It is the same as the equipment in the post posted by the ‘Sexy Newbie’ who was watching to learn the ‘deceit’ data.
Sofia sat down in her place and buried her face between her breasts. If another woman did that, her face would fit between her knees.
“Gwangma…”
Chunsol whispered carefully.
“Is the owner’s nickname really Sexy Newbie?”
“Right.”
“She thought she was a mockery of a real man. It reminds me of the adage that she knows a thousand ways under water, but not one way inside people. It’s embarrassing.”
“It still suits you, doesn’t it?”
Seeing her breasts protruding from between her arms, Cheonsol nodded her head. Cancer cancer. It is a chest that can only be admired regardless of gender. That bitch is my goddess.
– Second answer. Shinpago also won 9 consecutive victories. Special rewards reset at 10 consecutive wins. It is reasonable to compete with gods of the same rank.
“It’s definitely artificial intelligence, so you’re good at explaining it. I’ll put you on par with the other instructors.”
“Ilta Instructor? Did you mean a scholar who kills opponents in one blow?”
“Ugh. Seonbi is right. Similar.”
I skipped it because I was too lazy to explain.
“It is strong enough to strike the cheek of such a formidable enemy. Your sense of triumph is boiling.”
“It’s a match.”
“There are times when a woman has to fight even when she knows how to lose.”
It’s a complete womanizer mindset. Cheonsol looks pretty cool. But in our world, it’s not a real woman, it’s a real man.
“No. I’ll step out. Sophia. Come to your senses.”
“Uuuuu00300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 “Uuuuu00able can’t believe he’s attacking the mind before the battle even starts…”
“When?”
I was just stating the facts without sharp criticism. So you shouldn’t have nicknamed her sexy newbie. Sophia’s self-employed gain.
“When!”
“Sofia-sama is actually sexy. So, didn’t she nickname her Sexy Newbie?”
“It was originally a different nickname, but Dohoyo changed it at will. I couldn’t help it because they said they wouldn’t lend me an ID if I didn’t leave it as is.”
Dohoyo has good eyes and a lot of playfulnesshahaHe has a chest like asphalt, so he must have wanted to make fun of Sofia, who has big breasts that he doesn’t have.
-Sexy newbie. The time of the operation meeting was given sufficiently. Don’t waste any more time. This is a warning.
Haha!!”
[Shinpago is ready!]
[If Sophia doesn’t release her minions within 60 seconds, she will be automatically forfeited.]
Seeing her message, Sophia raised her head. Hey Her breasts left marks on her face.
“John. Can you win?”
“Absolutely.”
“It’s your first time dealing with a robot.”
“It was the same as dealing with elves, vampirs, and dwarves for the first time. And, strictly speaking, not even the first time.”
In virtual reality, there were robot fighting games as well as fantasy fighting games. In the space map where there is no movement area restriction, I ran away and fired only beam sabers and bombs.
Because of me, there was a restricted area where I could move as much as possible on the space map, but I climbed up to the ranker without using Yamsaeng.
Of course, I boarded the robot and fought. It’s my first time naked, but I’ll do it somehow.
“I trust you.”
Cheonsol was impressed when he said it nonchalantly but coolly.
“Ranran. I know Your father is really cool.”
“John…”
Sophia held my hand tightly.
“I want to open a bronze box…”
“Then I will win.”
[New Trainer – Sophia has sent out her first minion.]
[Sophia is ready!]
As soon as I was summoned to the center of the Colosseum, a bullet went through my body.
Haha!!!”
“Don’t be alarmed! No matter what I do before the battle starts, the attack won’t work! They’re shooting to overpower them!”
– Beep. Denial. A state in which only the combat algorithm works due to the minion’s nerf. Dumb RB-01 can’t tell the difference between before and after battle.
Even while Shinpago was making excuses, bullets flew by. This is kinda funny It’s like a magic show. If you show ‘bullet passing magic’ on Earth, you will be able to win Korea’s Got Talent.
Of course, before that, he would be arrested for violating gun laws.
Haha!!!”
“Can you just laugh?”
Haha!!”
“Shinpago. This robot is broken, can I get a refund?”
– Are you kidding?
“Uh.”
– Humor data learning. Thank you.
You seem like the most normal god I’ve ever met? No, it’s not a human, so it’s a normal machine? Normal artificial intelligence?
“Yes! My name is normal. Even upside down, you are normal!”
– Humor data learning.
“It’s not humor, it’s madness data…”
“Ugh! Sophia! Be quiet! It was a gag of conversion!”
– Anger data learning.
It would have been nice if Shinpago was a female android with a lot of body and not a chunk of metal. It’s more fun to talk than you think.
Sophia hurriedly exclaimed, as if she had noticed my crush on Shinpago.
“Start the battle!”
-Secondary learning of anger data. Transition to combat data learning phase.
[The two trainers are ready.]
[Defeat condition 1. Physical exhaustion]
[Locking Condition 2. Trainer’s Abstention.]
[Battle Start!]
Haha!!”
Fighting, fighting, fighting
As soon as I started, I ran to avoid bullets. Fuck. Fucking Colosseum. What map has no cover? I have to get out of my tail and run away.
Haha!!!”
That bastard’s machine gun continued to fire bullets as if it wasn’t overheating. To test whether the iron man could withstand bullets, I gave him a few hits, but his skin was pierced.
“Even bullets don’t hurt if they hit you lightly!”
The bones are fine, but they bleed! As he continued to run without stopping, RB-01’s shooting method changed.
He fires the machine gun on his right arm and aims the laser point on his left arm at me. Visible mana gathered in his left arm.
Even if you’re not a sci-fi fan, you know what that means.
“A robot is also Evande laser beam? It really crosses the line.”
How do you avoid optical weapons that are so much faster when you can barely dodge bullets? I raised my sword and prepared for the impact. Avoid unavoidable attacks.
“That’s the basics of defense!!!”
I swung my sword at the laser that instantly cut my vision.
“I am the man who cuts the light!”
The sword was buried in the laser. Horns cut by light. I don’t even eat seeds.
